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husseins leaving office present

we all know he doesnt deserve it. thanks for nottin nigga

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by elchris

submitted March 29th 2016

78 comments
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husseins leaving office present
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comments (78)
site is running slow eh.... im bored. come entertain me fags. come with some retarded political correctness comments you braindead morons
2 years ago
Tell us about the last time you got raped by 90 men. Go.
2 years ago
im struggling to kkep my eyes open... this site has become boring to death
2 years ago
i guess only old people that cant get up from theyr chair like you kirk like to hang out here
2 years ago
hurricane whunu blew everyone away
2 years ago
you mean magawd, muchos blowjob boy
2 years ago
Oh, hey look, it's our displaced Latino-euro version of Oster.
2 years ago
youre on a roll man
2 years ago
I'm not your fucking Lauren Tuewes of this cruise ship, if you want to be entertained, contribute something meaningful, fuckstick.
2 years ago
im off to bed
2 years ago
Nice job, gramps.
2 years ago
I will admit I still giggle when you call dik pops though...
2 years ago
Lauren Tuewes? You're showing your age there, Jim.
2 years ago
You aren't far behind, my negro.
2 years ago
Hey, I was a year old the year The Love Boat premiered.
2 years ago
I think I was like 6 or so...
2 years ago
Shit, it's Tewes...I knew that looked wrong.
2 years ago
When I was a kid I wondered why she was replaced on the show...childhood ruined.
2 years ago
It was the coke, no?
2 years ago
Sure was. The way they worked it out was that Julie McCoy quit her job on the ship and was replaced by her sister. I think she did do one more episode as a guest after that when she got clean.
2 years ago
* JamesTKirk sniffs *

What? Oh.
2 years ago
So, tomorrow I head back home. Do I:

a. Go over the bridge and whack yak
b. Go over the bridge and do a welfare check on Deja?
c. Visit my brother at FoMoCo?
d. Race for the Ohio line?
2 years ago
e. All of the above.
2 years ago
And for some reason I have "Hotline Bling" stuck in my head.
2 years ago
...that could mean only one thing...
* JamesTKirk dances a jig to his bed *
2 years ago
...Ever since I left the city YOU, started wearin' less an goin' out more, glasses of champagne out on the dance floor, hangin' with some girls I never seen before...you used to call me on my cell phone...
2 years ago
Fuck it, I'm pulling a whunu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
2 years ago
* Mako fucks off back to his NYC Diesel now. *
2 years ago
f. stop by dangletitsdug and stick one of his blockbusters up his ass

thats what we'll be talking about moocho
2 years ago
i honestly can't tell if that drake video is supposed to be serious or parody. it's fucking awful either way though.
2 years ago
Ya know, I like the song and everything, but the fact that Drake can't dance for shit makes me wonder that same exact thing.
2 years ago
Well, i cant stand his autotuned jammering either but holy shit that dancing! Like Elaine from Seinfeld and Carlton from fresh Prince had a retarded kid.
2 years ago
Lol "It's like a full-body dry heave!"
2 years ago
mako seems to me youre pretty sensitive about being a nigger. relax ma homie embrace youre shit colored skin and be proud of your fellow negroes. theres no shame in being a flithy nigger man just sayin
2 years ago
just kidding ma nigga!!
2 years ago
Umm, okay.
2 years ago
hi five nigga style
2 years ago
Who the fuck is this noob?^
2 years ago
its youre good ol pal, elpiss. i guess negroes lack memory and inteligence so i forgive you dear friend
2 years ago
do you understand what im saying or should i use nigger dialect?
2 years ago
ok ok enough
2 years ago
Oh, I don't recall having spoken to you, now that I see how little you've contributed to the site. Must be one of those dorks that signed up ten years ago and just decided to start commenting within the last year...or you're someone's shitty alt. I'm going with the latter.
2 years ago
we havnt spoken much but still i know youre a regular user here. i remember that even though ive been hardcore alcoholic drugaddict the time ive been here. just sayin
2 years ago
Wow, you're not even listed on muchopedia. Sorry, but you're not really worth my time.
2 years ago
ok. thanks you so much for giving me 5 minutes of your time right now answering my worthless comments your niggerness.
2 years ago
elchris is old school.... I'll vouch for him
2 years ago
Whunu is old school, too, so that doesn't mean much.
2 years ago
Drake was raised Jewish and had a bar mitzvah, btw.
2 years ago
Lol "not even on muchopedia"
Sick burn
2 years ago
yea, and imagine how much fun you could make of that little penis i have. burn me sick all you want. could that change your mind?
2 years ago
Go fuck yourself. This begging session is over
2 years ago
you act all dominant here but im certain your a submissive little girl in person
2 years ago
You're a submissive little girl in prison
Please, don't waste any more of my time. You have no idea who you're up against
2 years ago
im up against an insecure submissive little girl that has to live life through internet... cause reality is "so mean"
2 years ago
haha, prison....good Freudian slip Los
2 years ago
I'd love to Los around.
2 years ago
Slap *
2 years ago
Here is his user pic if someone wants to update his muchopedia page....

http://muchosucko.com/59346/elpiss
2 years ago
*crickets*
2 years ago
You drink coffee every morning Los ?
2 years ago
Do you wash your hands after everytime you gone toilet?
2 years ago
Gone toilet ?? What the fuck ?? Learn how to spoke
2 years ago
Anyone that doesn't wash their hands after every toilet visit deserves to be auto-downvoted. That shit is just going too far.
2 years ago
What the fuck are you on about , and hows it like in Norway right now ?
2 years ago
you wash your hands every time you pee? i only wash after shits
2 years ago
You pee on your hands after shits
2 years ago
It's an old technique that people living on the streets use.
2 years ago
some homeless guy must have tricked you into pissing on your hands you dumbfuck
2 years ago
What's your problem el piss ? Why you acting like a faggot right now
2 years ago
youre right, im sorry if ofended any of you. *group hug*
2 years ago
I know let's do some aheyuasca
2 years ago
Uncivilized barbarians.
2 years ago
Congrats on subbing this week's 'shittiest photoshop of the week' sub
2 years ago
fuck sarkozy. disgusting dwarf-creature.
2 years ago
His wife is quite sexy though
2 years ago
yeah, until she opens her mouth, she's one of the most arrogant, entitled out-of-touch bitch queens ever. kim kardashian and vic beckham look normal in comparison.
2 years ago
You be nice to posh spice
2 years ago
I JUST CALLED HER NORMAL
2 years ago
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