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Mucho Sucko Physics

How far does a stupid Asian fall in 3 seconds? Approximately one gay cryax....

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by NixonsGhost

submitted March 29th 2016

109 comments
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cryax is worth about as much as a dead stupid asian.....
2 years ago
PHYSICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Hmmm.... does throwing a firecracker at his face pre-jump throw off these calculations ?
2 years ago
Nope
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LlZCZvM.gif
2 years ago
Awesome!!
2 years ago
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=magnus+pike+science&view=detailv2&&id=020BDB6AF3CCEF25F0D288E90EF0F6AF2FAC86C6&selectedIndex=1&ccid=6p2TvhDo&simid=608035261153607707&thid=OIP.Mea9d93be10e897cce3b6b8ec9d4c8303o0&ajaxhist=0
2 years ago
Ha ! Damnit
2 years ago
fail much?
2 years ago
and why do all you retards use bing?
2 years ago
Yep... but I am currently on my kindle and taking a dump so...
2 years ago
Where are you taking it?
2 years ago
the bedroom....
2 years ago
im done now
2 years ago
http://americablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Magnus-Pyke-shouting-Science-sm1.jpg
2 years ago
did it work this time ?
2 years ago
No you failure
2 years ago
fucking bollocks
2 years ago
Get an android tablet already
2 years ago
are you fucking retarded fries?

just do it like you always do: sub it, whine about the downvotes, then use the mucho link.
2 years ago
Or Learn how to do this
http://i.imgur.com/SKPz1zm.jpg
2 years ago
that's the one
2 years ago
Way to get him to dance for you
2 years ago
yes, that's what happened here. fries proved utterly incapable of linking a pic and when i showed him how to do it that was somehow a way to ascertain his puppet mastery..... and not at all his total cluelessness. me doing it right once was less of an effort than your beloved island monkey trying and failing twice at something every other muchoer figured out years ago... and that includes toolman AND possum
2 years ago
/possum 'hey, i resemble that statement'

/toolman 'i miss having a life'
2 years ago
Fascinating.
2 years ago
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a mathamatrician!!
2 years ago
Says Bones
2 years ago
Cheech!, I blew $200 in the Metro MGM tonight...it was like being in a bad bowling alley. With free drinks.
2 years ago
Woo hoo

Stfu
2 years ago
more likely is JamesT blew someone around the back of a bowling alley for free drinks
2 years ago
MGM Grand used to be really nice. I won a lot there, but lost more. I can't even think of going to those places now, I was starting to get addicted and that is about the worse addiction a person can have.
2 years ago
oh yeah?

imagine being a buzzcut-redneck-christian that is secretly addicted to cock... you would need to blow up so much stuff to compensate.
2 years ago
after some consultation and calculating..your maths check out
2 years ago
After some stupid comments from you , you need to check out of life
2 years ago
^so says the mexi faggot
2 years ago
Still better than Doncaster
2 years ago
have you ever been ?
2 years ago
you don't want to
2 years ago
cant be any worse than London
2 years ago
every place has its shitholes, just seems people are reluctant or can't be bothered to look for hidden gems
2 years ago
3.14 in a mirror spells PIE
2 years ago
3.14 is just rounded off
2 years ago
your face is just rounded off
2 years ago
So I wasn't too far off then
2 years ago
Only about 7 meters.
2 years ago
I didn't do too bad to say that my calculation was only a rough calculation done roughly
2 years ago
I could have said something really stupid like '1000ft'
2 years ago
Also.... Nixon's calculation assumes a straight fall... What about factors like hitting stuff on the way down
2 years ago
or stopping for drinks and bathroom breaks.
2 years ago
he'd already had enough drinks
2 years ago
he's asian, he prolly had half a bottle of heineken. those slanty slinkies can't drink for shit.
2 years ago
this calculation assumes that the constant velocity is 32.15ft per second. but the first 3 seconds of the fall would involve acceleration
2 years ago
what about tips? are tips included or do you calculate them separately?
2 years ago
well..... if you're an American and as such need to work out the tip as a set percentage then that may slow the fall.
a random tip less so. but Asian are generally tight and don't tip so wouldn't slow the fall at all
2 years ago
32.15 ft/s/s is acceleration due to gravity not velocity.. Only air resistance is neglected.
2 years ago
After 2 seconds he's going 64.30 feet per second
2 years ago
so what would be the effect on acceleration due to the air pressure created within the liftshaft as opposed to a open air fall ?
2 years ago
It's negligable.
2 years ago
your face is negligable
2 years ago
the word you're looking for is either "negligible" or "negligeable"
2 years ago
you might know numbers, but i know words....
2 years ago
negligee
2 years ago
Numbers are more better
2 years ago
numbers...... (ominous thunderclap in the background)..... are MIDDLE-EASTERN!!
2 years ago
at least the alphabet is greco-italian
2 years ago
roman numerals is where its at
2 years ago
there's only a very few things that are as impractical as roman numerals: imperial, fahrenheit, left lane driving and base 12
2 years ago
Everyone should switch to imperial
2 years ago
*base 23
2 years ago
Fahrenheit is the useless one... imperial and driving on the left are smart
2 years ago
*celcius
*right
2 years ago
how is imperial smart?
2 years ago
cos I say so..
2 years ago
you know like you think you know it all and you think your word is final , well that's how im going on this
2 years ago
Cool.

But unlike me You are wrong.
2 years ago
Potatos!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Boil em, mash em, stickeminastew...
2 years ago
the answer is in the spoon
2 years ago
There is no spoon
2 years ago
maths fag
2 years ago
Want some peanut butter with all that jelly?
2 years ago
yeah like this sort of calculus would have helped me in my daily life
2 years ago
how about learning something usefull
2 years ago
although the gay cryax part helped
2 years ago
The bloodstain (??) looks like the teacher gave you an 'F'
2 years ago
This spoon stuff is stupod
2 years ago
Fork you then.
2 years ago
I hope you guys have a knife day today.
2 years ago
cutlery the bullshit
2 years ago
Aren't you two due to log off,do the dirty and then spoon?

My tongues sharp as a knife today. :)
2 years ago
your mind is as dull as a spork you mean
2 years ago
also thread ruined. thanks whunu.
2 years ago
He's been very bowl'd thus far, but things haven't panned out as he would have hoped...
2 years ago
You're quite welcome, I'm glad I could be of help.

This was cheesy anyway and you are starting to grate on my nerves
2 years ago
nigger is spinning like a record yet somehow things *he* has plate someone in this...
2 years ago
Would somebody please whisk me away?

Better yet if I gave you the whisk would you beat it?
2 years ago
fuck off already! or in your casse, role off.
2 years ago
You just make me so happy my cup runneth over.

Now stick your fat head in the oven,blow out the pilot and turn on the gas!
2 years ago
and that is why you will never be on my level of pun mastery-

i'm a pun handler, you're a panhandler
2 years ago
and you obviously don't know how puns work...
2 years ago
Mucho kill
2 years ago
Faggot
2 years ago
nope

and

nope
2 years ago
this thread was dead the second you started trying...
2 years ago
* fries-please brings it back to life *
2 years ago
You go girl with a measuring cup
2 years ago
;)
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/xE39CzB.jpg
2 years ago
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