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Mucho Sucko Physics

How far does a stupid Asian fall in 3 seconds? Approximately one gay cryax....

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by NixonsGhost

submitted March 29th 2016

109 comments
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cryax is worth about as much as a dead stupid asian.....
1 year ago
PHYSICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Hmmm.... does throwing a firecracker at his face pre-jump throw off these calculations ?
1 year ago
Nope
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/LlZCZvM.gif
1 year ago
Awesome!!
1 year ago
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=magnus+pike+science&view=detailv2&&id=020BDB6AF3CCEF25F0D288E90EF0F6AF2FAC86C6&selectedIndex=1&ccid=6p2TvhDo&simid=608035261153607707&thid=OIP.Mea9d93be10e897cce3b6b8ec9d4c8303o0&ajaxhist=0
1 year ago
Ha ! Damnit
1 year ago
fail much?
1 year ago
and why do all you retards use bing?
1 year ago
Yep... but I am currently on my kindle and taking a dump so...
1 year ago
Where are you taking it?
1 year ago
the bedroom....
1 year ago
im done now
1 year ago
http://americablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Magnus-Pyke-shouting-Science-sm1.jpg
1 year ago
did it work this time ?
1 year ago
No you failure
1 year ago
fucking bollocks
1 year ago
Get an android tablet already
1 year ago
are you fucking retarded fries?

just do it like you always do: sub it, whine about the downvotes, then use the mucho link.
1 year ago
Or Learn how to do this
http://i.imgur.com/SKPz1zm.jpg
1 year ago
that's the one
1 year ago
Way to get him to dance for you
1 year ago
yes, that's what happened here. fries proved utterly incapable of linking a pic and when i showed him how to do it that was somehow a way to ascertain his puppet mastery..... and not at all his total cluelessness. me doing it right once was less of an effort than your beloved island monkey trying and failing twice at something every other muchoer figured out years ago... and that includes toolman AND possum
1 year ago
/possum 'hey, i resemble that statement'

/toolman 'i miss having a life'
1 year ago
Fascinating.
1 year ago
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a mathamatrician!!
1 year ago
Says Bones
1 year ago
Cheech!, I blew $200 in the Metro MGM tonight...it was like being in a bad bowling alley. With free drinks.
1 year ago
Woo hoo

Stfu
1 year ago
more likely is JamesT blew someone around the back of a bowling alley for free drinks
1 year ago
MGM Grand used to be really nice. I won a lot there, but lost more. I can't even think of going to those places now, I was starting to get addicted and that is about the worse addiction a person can have.
1 year ago
oh yeah?

imagine being a buzzcut-redneck-christian that is secretly addicted to cock... you would need to blow up so much stuff to compensate.
1 year ago
after some consultation and calculating..your maths check out
1 year ago
After some stupid comments from you , you need to check out of life
1 year ago
^so says the mexi faggot
1 year ago
Still better than Doncaster
1 year ago
have you ever been ?
1 year ago
you don't want to
1 year ago
cant be any worse than London
1 year ago
every place has its shitholes, just seems people are reluctant or can't be bothered to look for hidden gems
1 year ago
3.14 in a mirror spells PIE
1 year ago
3.14 is just rounded off
1 year ago
your face is just rounded off
1 year ago
So I wasn't too far off then
1 year ago
Only about 7 meters.
1 year ago
I didn't do too bad to say that my calculation was only a rough calculation done roughly
1 year ago
I could have said something really stupid like '1000ft'
1 year ago
Also.... Nixon's calculation assumes a straight fall... What about factors like hitting stuff on the way down
1 year ago
or stopping for drinks and bathroom breaks.
1 year ago
he'd already had enough drinks
1 year ago
he's asian, he prolly had half a bottle of heineken. those slanty slinkies can't drink for shit.
1 year ago
this calculation assumes that the constant velocity is 32.15ft per second. but the first 3 seconds of the fall would involve acceleration
1 year ago
what about tips? are tips included or do you calculate them separately?
1 year ago
well..... if you're an American and as such need to work out the tip as a set percentage then that may slow the fall.
a random tip less so. but Asian are generally tight and don't tip so wouldn't slow the fall at all
1 year ago
32.15 ft/s/s is acceleration due to gravity not velocity.. Only air resistance is neglected.
1 year ago
After 2 seconds he's going 64.30 feet per second
1 year ago
so what would be the effect on acceleration due to the air pressure created within the liftshaft as opposed to a open air fall ?
1 year ago
It's negligable.
1 year ago
your face is negligable
1 year ago
the word you're looking for is either "negligible" or "negligeable"
1 year ago
you might know numbers, but i know words....
1 year ago
negligee
1 year ago
Numbers are more better
1 year ago
numbers...... (ominous thunderclap in the background)..... are MIDDLE-EASTERN!!
1 year ago
at least the alphabet is greco-italian
1 year ago
roman numerals is where its at
1 year ago
there's only a very few things that are as impractical as roman numerals: imperial, fahrenheit, left lane driving and base 12
1 year ago
Everyone should switch to imperial
1 year ago
*base 23
1 year ago
Fahrenheit is the useless one... imperial and driving on the left are smart
1 year ago
*celcius
*right
1 year ago
how is imperial smart?
1 year ago
cos I say so..
1 year ago
you know like you think you know it all and you think your word is final , well that's how im going on this
1 year ago
Cool.

But unlike me You are wrong.
1 year ago
Potatos!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Boil em, mash em, stickeminastew...
1 year ago
the answer is in the spoon
1 year ago
There is no spoon
1 year ago
maths fag
1 year ago
Want some peanut butter with all that jelly?
1 year ago
yeah like this sort of calculus would have helped me in my daily life
1 year ago
how about learning something usefull
1 year ago
although the gay cryax part helped
1 year ago
The bloodstain (??) looks like the teacher gave you an 'F'
1 year ago
This spoon stuff is stupod
1 year ago
Fork you then.
1 year ago
I hope you guys have a knife day today.
1 year ago
cutlery the bullshit
1 year ago
Aren't you two due to log off,do the dirty and then spoon?

My tongues sharp as a knife today. :)
1 year ago
your mind is as dull as a spork you mean
1 year ago
also thread ruined. thanks whunu.
1 year ago
He's been very bowl'd thus far, but things haven't panned out as he would have hoped...
1 year ago
You're quite welcome, I'm glad I could be of help.

This was cheesy anyway and you are starting to grate on my nerves
1 year ago
nigger is spinning like a record yet somehow things *he* has plate someone in this...
1 year ago
Would somebody please whisk me away?

Better yet if I gave you the whisk would you beat it?
1 year ago
fuck off already! or in your casse, role off.
1 year ago
You just make me so happy my cup runneth over.

Now stick your fat head in the oven,blow out the pilot and turn on the gas!
1 year ago
and that is why you will never be on my level of pun mastery-

i'm a pun handler, you're a panhandler
1 year ago
and you obviously don't know how puns work...
1 year ago
Mucho kill
1 year ago
Faggot
1 year ago
nope

and

nope
1 year ago
this thread was dead the second you started trying...
1 year ago
* fries-please brings it back to life *
1 year ago
You go girl with a measuring cup
1 year ago
;)
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/xE39CzB.jpg
1 year ago
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