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by MetalGear

submitted March 23rd 2016

143 comments
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them crashing woulda been a neat punchline
2 years ago
how about you show us how to do it
2 years ago
i don't drive
2 years ago
^provisional license
2 years ago
none at all
2 years ago
Public transport is better over yonder I hear...
2 years ago
No they don't give license to the mentally ill.
2 years ago
2 years ago
Is that hard evidence?
2 years ago
that was some swell wordplay
2 years ago
He;s definitely one of the funniest dudes here.
2 years ago
way to go lorena bobbitt on the puns bro
2 years ago
The thread almost got shafted.
2 years ago
Stop being a dick to tinksi, Bird.
2 years ago
Sorry, but we can't go soft on him.
2 years ago
birds like worms
2 years ago
vom comes up with those puns at first glans, that's most impressive
2 years ago
He's got the balls to say what's on his mind, that's for sure.
2 years ago
I don't know how long I can keep this up.
2 years ago
how much shlonger you mean?
2 years ago
* tinski goes limp with sadness *
2 years ago
Remember, it's not the zie of your puns, it's how you use them.
2 years ago
*size
2 years ago
You're a prick
2 years ago
that's a good tip, shark
2 years ago
This goes out to all the members:
I have too much free time in my hand.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RePybi45jO0
2 years ago
I hope that video clip didn't rub anybody the wrong way.
2 years ago
You always rub me raw
2 years ago
It doesn't help that his best friend is a pussy and his neighbor is an asshole.
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up bitch
2 years ago
Poor cryax has to hang around with two nuts all day.
2 years ago
He's just a working stiff at the produce stand.
2 years ago
Penis
2 years ago
Always a cocky little guy^
2 years ago
Cunt^
2 years ago
So I take it you're supporting the party in my pants in the next erections.
2 years ago
That's an optical illusion, it's the pattern on the pants.
2 years ago
When Albert Einstein masturbated, it was a stroke of genius.
2 years ago
And for some reason the island monkeys suck at making puns.
2 years ago
It was from anchorman, you absolute twat.
2 years ago
And wasn't a pun, you dick.
2 years ago
I see that you have difficulty coming up with puns, though. Must be way too hard for you.
2 years ago
The pun shit was getting old, you need to mix it up.
2 years ago
I bet you enjoyed your time in the penal system.
2 years ago
They call it the knob system over here.
2 years ago
Well, that one vas deferens from all the others
2 years ago
Thinks for ruining a good thread you dicks.
2 years ago
Ever hear of Club 33? It's very exclusive, definitely member's only.
2 years ago
Thinks indeed.
2 years ago
isnt that the club at disneyland?
2 years ago
Club 33? Yes, it exists, once thought of as a phallusy.
2 years ago
You just made me think of who;s Harry Crumb
2 years ago
i wanna have dinner there once before i die. that's on my bucket list.

dinner and maybe a cock-tail.
2 years ago
Oh sure, maybe a highball.
2 years ago
Did anything good happen here over the past few weeks? Did toolman top himself or anything?
2 years ago
Well, earlier this week a chick told me that my dick looked like a pickle, so I said "What's the dill with that?"
2 years ago
might wanna check dangerdug's, lobes' and my latest oc kur
2 years ago
Back to the dick stuff, fuck sake. Where's fries, i thought he would be relishing all this cock talk.
2 years ago
Cheers gull.
2 years ago
Is it raining in Ireland? I bet you get a few inches tonight!
2 years ago
sup with that bag in the pic? is that shrink wrap?
2 years ago
Looks like evidence collected by a technician. He wanted to retire, but he decided to stick it out for a few more months.
2 years ago
thats some rigid working morals
2 years ago
You're a rigid mroal.
2 years ago
Faggot.
2 years ago
Oster's girlfriend must've been born on a farm, because she sure knows how to raise a cock.
2 years ago
Boyfriend^
2 years ago
Whunu once claimed to be a private investigator. Otherwise known as a private dick.
2 years ago
a pee eye?
2 years ago
Haha
2 years ago
Wish that I could get paid to make up dick puns. Once the seed has been planted, you can keep spurting them out all day.
2 years ago
Apparently you're very good with dicks
2 years ago
It's your forte
2 years ago
Well, when it comes to penis puns, you might want to pull out. You don't want to go head to head with me.
2 years ago
Especially when I'm sure you googled the puns you're using.

We all know you're a NUT job just stop now before things get sticky.
2 years ago
Whunu, Muchoing is supposed to work like a zipper...if you're a dick in the wrong place, you're gonna have a bad time.
2 years ago
I guess that's why my head is always hurting when I'm here
2 years ago
Don't pizza when you should be French frying is what he's trying to say.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
2 years ago
Like a cockalias.
2 years ago
I would rather call him Michelle dumps.
2 years ago
20 mins to eat a can of fish, fuck that.
2 years ago
You should try it and see how long it takes for you to eat it.
2 years ago
I hope it's funny shit. I'll watch it when i get extra fucked up, i just started.
2 years ago
Oh, it's good stuff, K. Very muchoworthy.
2 years ago
What a crazy faggot. I'll watch it later.
2 years ago
Hey gull, you in the tub got me more sexually excited that seeing, lobos. Is that weird?
2 years ago
it's the bikini top
2 years ago
That's a bingo.
2 years ago
Ever play Wolfenstein new order, gull.
2 years ago
nope. i have moral problems with shooting down virtual nazis
2 years ago
Ha, it's good shit. I'm stuck on the last boss, and the controller cant take any more smacks off the ground.
2 years ago
i'm not gaming much right now. went back to max payne 3 and having another go at freedom planet, both in hopes to get used to the new steam controller. which i love as a concept, but suck at actually using.
2 years ago
Max payne 3 is class, never played freedom playnet, probably because it sounds gay. Also, the fuck is a steam controller, is it kind of like a kettle?
2 years ago
this is a steam controller:

http://i.imgur.com/vWaxv9F.png
2 years ago
and freedom planet is basically one of the old -good- sonic games for mega drive, just without the super annoying hedgehog
2 years ago
Is that for PC gaming
2 years ago
*Genesis
2 years ago
Good band, but were talking about gaming.
2 years ago
It's a STEAM controller. You're supposed to use it with STEAM.

STEAM, the biggest digital marketplace for games IN THE WORLD.
2 years ago
So yes, it's for pc

You console tardball
2 years ago
First off,calm the fuck down, second of all, never heard of it.
2 years ago
How the fuck do you have internet under that rock?
2 years ago
What rock?
2 years ago
Hey bird, how ya liking that new controller now that you've had it a while?
2 years ago
the rock you must be living under since you haven'T heard of steam in 20fucking16
2 years ago
i'm still trying to wrap my head around the thumb targeting sport-o, but that is down to me being an old dog trying to learn a new trick, the tech itself is flawless...

and it rules hard as a htpc remote, the on-screen keyboard alone is more fun than most real bluetooth or infrared couch solutions for pc
2 years ago
I don't play enough games to know about this shit. I picked up wolfenstein for €20 about 2 I don't play enough games to know about this shit. I picked up wolfenstein for €20 about 2 months ago, and i still haven't really tried to complete it. ago, and i still haven't really tried to complete it. Got pissed off and left it, after nearly breaking the controller.
2 years ago
holy shit..... did you pair the trams with benzo's tonight?
2 years ago
Are you okay?
2 years ago
even your typing sounds slurred
2 years ago
Not on tablets, just heavily stoned and drinking.
2 years ago
* Mako will have some of what K's smoking. *
2 years ago
i think he's smoking his booze and drinking the weed....
2 years ago
I'm so stoned, i didn't even realize that i had a mini stroke a few comments up. Wtf.
2 years ago
the funniest part is that i think you still didn't get what those pics in this thread are about....
2 years ago
"Randy...I AM the liquor."
2 years ago
Junkie, vs junkie fight
2 years ago
Shit Hawks.
2 years ago
First person to walk a straight line wins!
2 years ago
Look an me Rand, i'm mowing the air.
2 years ago
Bo Bandy.
2 years ago
And team sexy.
2 years ago
Fuck off, I have work to do.
2 years ago
Fuck off then, ya fucking lesbian.
2 years ago
You're an idiot. An idiot junkie
2 years ago
You are a repetitive twat.
2 years ago
what the fucks going on here
2 years ago
Whaaaat?! Repetitive things and people on here?! Unheard-of!
2 years ago
Tits again, Romford and boobs.
2 years ago
fries, it's the mucho turd day with the usual members
2 years ago
I feel so old when I see people doing reckless, stupid shit like this.
2 years ago
i turn 53 in a couple days...you?
2 years ago
a girl never tells.
2 years ago
you bitch!
2 years ago
You sir, are no lady!!!!!
2 years ago
53 is halfway to 106!!!! That's old.
2 years ago
I thought Squid was old..
2 years ago
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