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if it's free, it's a win

win

by MetalGear

submitted March 23rd 2016

143 comments
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them crashing woulda been a neat punchline
1 year ago
how about you show us how to do it
1 year ago
i don't drive
1 year ago
^provisional license
1 year ago
none at all
1 year ago
Public transport is better over yonder I hear...
1 year ago
No they don't give license to the mentally ill.
1 year ago
Is that hard evidence?
1 year ago
that was some swell wordplay
1 year ago
He;s definitely one of the funniest dudes here.
1 year ago
way to go lorena bobbitt on the puns bro
1 year ago
The thread almost got shafted.
1 year ago
Stop being a dick to tinksi, Bird.
1 year ago
Sorry, but we can't go soft on him.
1 year ago
birds like worms
1 year ago
vom comes up with those puns at first glans, that's most impressive
1 year ago
He's got the balls to say what's on his mind, that's for sure.
1 year ago
I don't know how long I can keep this up.
1 year ago
how much shlonger you mean?
1 year ago
* tinski goes limp with sadness *
1 year ago
Remember, it's not the zie of your puns, it's how you use them.
1 year ago
*size
1 year ago
You're a prick
1 year ago
that's a good tip, shark
1 year ago
This goes out to all the members:
I have too much free time in my hand.
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RePybi45jO0
1 year ago
I hope that video clip didn't rub anybody the wrong way.
1 year ago
You always rub me raw
1 year ago
It doesn't help that his best friend is a pussy and his neighbor is an asshole.
1 year ago
Shut the fuck up bitch
1 year ago
Poor cryax has to hang around with two nuts all day.
1 year ago
He's just a working stiff at the produce stand.
1 year ago
Penis
1 year ago
Always a cocky little guy^
1 year ago
Cunt^
1 year ago
So I take it you're supporting the party in my pants in the next erections.
1 year ago
That's an optical illusion, it's the pattern on the pants.
1 year ago
When Albert Einstein masturbated, it was a stroke of genius.
1 year ago
And for some reason the island monkeys suck at making puns.
1 year ago
It was from anchorman, you absolute twat.
1 year ago
And wasn't a pun, you dick.
1 year ago
I see that you have difficulty coming up with puns, though. Must be way too hard for you.
1 year ago
The pun shit was getting old, you need to mix it up.
1 year ago
I bet you enjoyed your time in the penal system.
1 year ago
They call it the knob system over here.
1 year ago
Well, that one vas deferens from all the others
1 year ago
Thinks for ruining a good thread you dicks.
1 year ago
Ever hear of Club 33? It's very exclusive, definitely member's only.
1 year ago
Thinks indeed.
1 year ago
isnt that the club at disneyland?
1 year ago
Club 33? Yes, it exists, once thought of as a phallusy.
1 year ago
You just made me think of who;s Harry Crumb
1 year ago
i wanna have dinner there once before i die. that's on my bucket list.

dinner and maybe a cock-tail.
1 year ago
Oh sure, maybe a highball.
1 year ago
Did anything good happen here over the past few weeks? Did toolman top himself or anything?
1 year ago
Well, earlier this week a chick told me that my dick looked like a pickle, so I said "What's the dill with that?"
1 year ago
might wanna check dangerdug's, lobes' and my latest oc kur
1 year ago
Back to the dick stuff, fuck sake. Where's fries, i thought he would be relishing all this cock talk.
1 year ago
Cheers gull.
1 year ago
Is it raining in Ireland? I bet you get a few inches tonight!
1 year ago
sup with that bag in the pic? is that shrink wrap?
1 year ago
Looks like evidence collected by a technician. He wanted to retire, but he decided to stick it out for a few more months.
1 year ago
thats some rigid working morals
1 year ago
You're a rigid mroal.
1 year ago
Faggot.
1 year ago
Oster's girlfriend must've been born on a farm, because she sure knows how to raise a cock.
1 year ago
Boyfriend^
1 year ago
Whunu once claimed to be a private investigator. Otherwise known as a private dick.
1 year ago
a pee eye?
1 year ago
Haha
1 year ago
Wish that I could get paid to make up dick puns. Once the seed has been planted, you can keep spurting them out all day.
1 year ago
Apparently you're very good with dicks
1 year ago
It's your forte
1 year ago
Well, when it comes to penis puns, you might want to pull out. You don't want to go head to head with me.
1 year ago
Especially when I'm sure you googled the puns you're using.

We all know you're a NUT job just stop now before things get sticky.
1 year ago
Whunu, Muchoing is supposed to work like a zipper...if you're a dick in the wrong place, you're gonna have a bad time.
1 year ago
I guess that's why my head is always hurting when I'm here
1 year ago
Don't pizza when you should be French frying is what he's trying to say.
1 year ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
1 year ago
Like a cockalias.
1 year ago
I would rather call him Michelle dumps.
1 year ago
20 mins to eat a can of fish, fuck that.
1 year ago
You should try it and see how long it takes for you to eat it.
1 year ago
I hope it's funny shit. I'll watch it when i get extra fucked up, i just started.
1 year ago
Oh, it's good stuff, K. Very muchoworthy.
1 year ago
What a crazy faggot. I'll watch it later.
1 year ago
Hey gull, you in the tub got me more sexually excited that seeing, lobos. Is that weird?
1 year ago
it's the bikini top
1 year ago
That's a bingo.
1 year ago
Ever play Wolfenstein new order, gull.
1 year ago
nope. i have moral problems with shooting down virtual nazis
1 year ago
Ha, it's good shit. I'm stuck on the last boss, and the controller cant take any more smacks off the ground.
1 year ago
i'm not gaming much right now. went back to max payne 3 and having another go at freedom planet, both in hopes to get used to the new steam controller. which i love as a concept, but suck at actually using.
1 year ago
Max payne 3 is class, never played freedom playnet, probably because it sounds gay. Also, the fuck is a steam controller, is it kind of like a kettle?
1 year ago
this is a steam controller:

http://i.imgur.com/vWaxv9F.png
1 year ago
and freedom planet is basically one of the old -good- sonic games for mega drive, just without the super annoying hedgehog
1 year ago
Is that for PC gaming
1 year ago
*Genesis
1 year ago
Good band, but were talking about gaming.
1 year ago
It's a STEAM controller. You're supposed to use it with STEAM.

STEAM, the biggest digital marketplace for games IN THE WORLD.
1 year ago
So yes, it's for pc

You console tardball
1 year ago
First off,calm the fuck down, second of all, never heard of it.
1 year ago
How the fuck do you have internet under that rock?
1 year ago
What rock?
1 year ago
Hey bird, how ya liking that new controller now that you've had it a while?
1 year ago
the rock you must be living under since you haven'T heard of steam in 20fucking16
1 year ago
i'm still trying to wrap my head around the thumb targeting sport-o, but that is down to me being an old dog trying to learn a new trick, the tech itself is flawless...

and it rules hard as a htpc remote, the on-screen keyboard alone is more fun than most real bluetooth or infrared couch solutions for pc
1 year ago
I don't play enough games to know about this shit. I picked up wolfenstein for €20 about 2 I don't play enough games to know about this shit. I picked up wolfenstein for €20 about 2 months ago, and i still haven't really tried to complete it. ago, and i still haven't really tried to complete it. Got pissed off and left it, after nearly breaking the controller.
1 year ago
holy shit..... did you pair the trams with benzo's tonight?
1 year ago
Are you okay?
1 year ago
even your typing sounds slurred
1 year ago
Not on tablets, just heavily stoned and drinking.
1 year ago
* Mako will have some of what K's smoking. *
1 year ago
i think he's smoking his booze and drinking the weed....
1 year ago
I'm so stoned, i didn't even realize that i had a mini stroke a few comments up. Wtf.
1 year ago
the funniest part is that i think you still didn't get what those pics in this thread are about....
1 year ago
"Randy...I AM the liquor."
1 year ago
Junkie, vs junkie fight
1 year ago
Shit Hawks.
1 year ago
First person to walk a straight line wins!
1 year ago
Look an me Rand, i'm mowing the air.
1 year ago
Bo Bandy.
1 year ago
And team sexy.
1 year ago
Fuck off, I have work to do.
1 year ago
Fuck off then, ya fucking lesbian.
1 year ago
You're an idiot. An idiot junkie
1 year ago
You are a repetitive twat.
1 year ago
what the fucks going on here
1 year ago
Whaaaat?! Repetitive things and people on here?! Unheard-of!
1 year ago
Tits again, Romford and boobs.
1 year ago
fries, it's the mucho turd day with the usual members
1 year ago
I feel so old when I see people doing reckless, stupid shit like this.
1 year ago
i turn 53 in a couple days...you?
1 year ago
a girl never tells.
1 year ago
you bitch!
1 year ago
You sir, are no lady!!!!!
1 year ago
53 is halfway to 106!!!! That's old.
1 year ago
I thought Squid was old..
1 year ago
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