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what did you have for dinner?

tasty

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by MetalGear

submitted March 2nd 2016

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Looks like they have oddly shaped toilets in Asia.
2 years ago
catch it all, even the dribbles :/
2 years ago
Plus, I hear they have tiny members, so maybe they need more surface area to aim at. Fries would know better than me.
2 years ago
aiming at stuff ?
2 years ago
No, I meant you'd know better about their penis size.
2 years ago
whatever it was its too much by the looks of it
2 years ago
Probably something you delivered.
2 years ago
i'll deliver your ass on a plate you fuck..
2 years ago
You can barely manage delivering Chink food, so I doubt it lmao
2 years ago
I no longer deliver food so its irrelevant
2 years ago
Yeah, I forgot that you got fired.
2 years ago
that's not what happened
2 years ago
but... whatever
2 years ago
Oh, I thought the place closed and you got fired as a result, but okay.
2 years ago
its called retired or laid-off.
2 years ago
I prefer retired. or unjobbed out of a job so to speak
2 years ago
Right, you got fired because the place closed.
2 years ago
no... to be fired would suggest that although the job still existed I was no longer fit/suitable for the job.
2 years ago
although I was offered to continue the job with the new shop owners I declined
2 years ago
Okay, your employment was terminated as a result of a redundancy in the human resource area.
2 years ago
new owners new rules
2 years ago
How bout you let the guy that actually had the job explain it, rather than interposting with a dumb statement?
2 years ago
ive tried explaining it but your dumbass doesn't seem to grasp it
2 years ago
Yeah fries, I did get it, you angry little man. Wtf is your problem tonight? Lidl's run out of shitty vodka and cashews?
2 years ago
Or did I just manage to press all the right buttons? Yeah, I think that's what happened here.
2 years ago
I still laugh at "unjobbed"
2 years ago
He makes up words now, it's kinda his thing.
2 years ago
At least he is funny with it. Metal gear it's just dumb and annoying.
2 years ago
Fries actually makes statements. MG, its just random thoughts that he types.
2 years ago
Cookies and mud!
2 years ago
I'll trade MG for steel, thatdude, and dush.
2 years ago
Steel and thatdude maybe, but dush gets drunk and cries when his cam is on.
2 years ago
That's the best
2 years ago
Yeah but you fuckers left me all alone with him! I had to talk to the guy or have his death on my conscience. That was right after he got his ass kicked by the black dude.
2 years ago
Should have pulled up some karate videos
2 years ago
We gotta do that again. That was dope.
2 years ago
Nah, yak wasn't happy about that. Wtf else were we supposed to do, though? Nobody was around to make fun of.
2 years ago
I'll see if I can find a movie that holds my attention for more than half an hour at a time though. The Mystery of Chessboxing might be good. Or the first Flying Guillotine.
2 years ago
Fuck yak. He is a gay whunu.
2 years ago
You're only saying that because he isn't here!
2 years ago
stop being contradictory mako
2 years ago
Keep following me around, faggot. Wtf is it that you want? Dick pics? I already told you no.
2 years ago
Yak wasn't happy about what.
2 years ago
The karate video thing.
2 years ago
Wtf.. why would that even matter.
2 years ago
He gave me a speech about "that's not what this is for" and "you guys were just sitting there watching a movie." We three were the only people in the room, and he sat there and lurked.
2 years ago
Fuck yak. He got butt hurt we weren't on mucho. Yak is a cry baby when he is not the center of attention.
2 years ago
Well, it's kinda ancient history now anyway. I was a mod in his room, so I had to play by the rules...a little.
2 years ago
Wahhh wahhhhh
2 years ago
Hey, I said a little. He still let me kick whunu and tr out as much as I wanted.
2 years ago
oster you noob
2 years ago
Late much.
2 years ago
nah, I was busy with life, you should get one oster
2 years ago
Retired from delivering chinese food hehehehe.
2 years ago
A life where I have to file bankruptcy because I don't know how to be an adult with money. What a life
2 years ago
You had to file bankruptcy?
2 years ago
MG did.
2 years ago
Should have called JGWENTWORK 877 cash now.
2 years ago
Wentworth*
2 years ago
Or those payday loans that Montel Williams advertises.
2 years ago
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2 years ago
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2 years ago
haha,finger slipped =) It's very important to make sure your debt to income isn't retarded and only buy what you truly need and or can afford, I learned after paying $40,000 to the i.r.s. Those fuckers don't go away, no matter how many times you move.
2 years ago
Tinski, you hear about that OJ Simpson thing today?
2 years ago
Yeah, Pretty funny huh? Shouldn't that cop go to jail for tampering/stealing evidence?
2 years ago
I don't know-I actually didn't know that it was stolen by him. Just heard a quick soundbyte about it.
2 years ago
A lot of the evidence was contaminated to begin with, unfortunately.
2 years ago
Construction dude found it,gave it to the cop (he was off duty) dude held onto it up until a little bit ago and tried to have it framed.
2 years ago
These cops are gettin dumber and dumber
2 years ago
Ooh, that sounds messy. OJ is in prison for like another 30 years for that thing in Vegas anyway, but wtf was with the cops in that case? They basically fucked it all up for the state.
2 years ago
Bunch of retards
2 years ago
Almost as bad as the Rampart scandal. A lot of the corruption in the movie Training Day was based on that. But wtf was that cop thinking?? Seems like the LAPD can't find any decent people to be cops.
2 years ago
40k for what. That's nuts.
2 years ago
I made decent money from 16 to late 20's never paid a cent of taxes all 1099 income. I paid $500 a month for 8 years.I should have a mercedes paid for instead,it's just a lesson learned. That interest and late fees really add up. I though it was monopoly money........................... It wasn't
2 years ago
Mako, I'm convinced no one really wants to be a cop
2 years ago
Yeah being a cop is like last resort right now. I think more people are shooting for art majors than being a cop.
2 years ago
Not right now, anyway. You kind of have to have a screw loose to join the military right now, too.
2 years ago
US Delta Force is in Iraq and Africa fighting ISIS and Al-Shabaab, the air force is in Syria, the Navy is always hanging around China and the Korean peninsula...no matter what, when you get out of boot camp, you're going to a shitty place at some point.
2 years ago
What isn't a shitty place
2 years ago
The Davis Islands
2 years ago
I could name a few others, but most people can't find them on a map.
2 years ago
Never even heard of them
2 years ago
It's a private community. I think the homes there start at 1.5 million.
2 years ago
powerball like a muthafucka
2 years ago
lol Yeah, no shit. I even have the dream house picked out, tinski.
http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Davis-Island-Tampa-FL/pmf,pf_pt/45110834_zpid/273437_rid/any_days/27.944673,-82.411924,27.902279,-82.495695_rect/13_zm/
2 years ago
Nice! Dude that won $800,000 on mega lives in poway which is in San Diego county just a few towns over
2 years ago
I bet he has lots of new friends, huh? I just really like the craftsmanship of that house.Just makes me think "I like oak myself. That's what I have in my bedroom.How about you, Jimmie? You an oak man?"
"Oak's nice."
You an oak man?
2 years ago
Shit. I bet that 800k bought him a nice two bedroom two bath.
2 years ago
In San Diego county? Yeah, probably.
2 years ago
Nice thing about Florida is there's no personal income tax. Lots of athletes and golfers around Davis Islands, probably because of that.
2 years ago
When I was living in Daytona it was cheap as fuck. I still hate fl.
2 years ago
Well yeah, the rest of the state sucks unless you're someplace nice like that or on the beach. Also, some of the worst storms and air travel I've ever experienced was in FL. I lived in Flagler Beach for a year when I was a kid.
2 years ago
The beaches were cool. Different, but cool. I went in the water once and stepped on a crab. Never again.
2 years ago
Tampa is a complete shit hole! Swamp ghetto but ybor was fun as long as you didn't get stabbed
2 years ago
Hey, Davis Island in Tampa was good enough for Derek Jeter to build a 30,000 sq ft home on. And Florida water is murk as hell-probably why there 24 shark attacks there last year. Plus they have more cloud to ground lightning strikes than almost anyplace on Earth. Pros and cons to every place, though.
2 years ago
That house I showed ya, you could build it in NY in just as nice a neighborhood, but it would cost you twice as much to build and maintain, and the taxes would kill you.
2 years ago
I've seen the lightning storms crossing the bridge to ft meyers and it was fuckin amazing
2 years ago
Best believe, If I was going to save an extreme amount of money and live comfortable like that I wouldn't care where I was as long as they had good schools for my kid and My family would be somewhat safe
2 years ago
Man, the fuckin turbulence when you fly through therecan be horrible. And then you get out towards the Keys and Cuba and it's clear sailing to the equator, 9 times out of 10.
2 years ago
I think whunu lived down there too, but he saw a brown skinned person one day and shit himself, so he left.
2 years ago
Tampa was cool for like a weekend. Had some amazing fish tacos on the beach in Fort Meyers and the water was like a bathtub but I didn't venture out too far due to fear of sharks
2 years ago
cool stories bros
2 years ago
jk i didnt read any of that :)
2 years ago
Hows the wood paneled home ya cack
2 years ago
Kid still riding the skateboard? Oh how I've missed you
2 years ago
Fish Tacos.
2 years ago
thayve moved on to smokes and busch beer
2 years ago
You're pretty much dealing with alligators or sharks in any body of water in FL, tinski.
2 years ago
Yeah, I figured that. Water that warm means trouble for sure,
2 years ago
For the gators, yeah. I got stung by a jellyfish once and that was no picnic either.
2 years ago
fascinating
2 years ago
Lots of rednecks there too, but no more than say in shitholes like Louisiana. Never really had a problem with them.
2 years ago
tell us more...regail us with your interesting tales please
* jrob2020 sits and waits to be amazed and enthralled by makos amazing story *
2 years ago
Zzzzz
2 years ago
*regale
2 years ago
Oh that's right, I had basketball head on block. There, that's better.
2 years ago
thank you spelling police...what would we do without you
2 years ago
* jrob2020 waves penis at oster *
2 years ago
yo tinski you still rocking the towel curtains?
2 years ago
Tinski, you been on the bike at all lately?
2 years ago
Sometimes
2 years ago
The bike is my commuter so yeah, pretty much every day
2 years ago
Already have 10,000 miles on that bitch and blew the motor out on it =) Love those warranty's fresh rebuild with a free bore kit now I ride mellow
2 years ago
Christ, I wish I could do that. It would save me a hell of a lot on gas.
2 years ago
Yeah, was spending $60 a week now it's like $10 a week and that's just because I also dip out on the thing on Sundays
2 years ago
That'll probably be a big help once summer gets here. I have a feeling gas prices will skyrocket.
2 years ago
faggits
2 years ago
She should have had the Surstrumming
2 years ago
You first.
2 years ago
You should!!
2 years ago
Dammit shark!
2 years ago
It's all you've thought about on your choo choo all day, isn't it?
2 years ago
Nigga please...I haven't been on a train in almost 2 years...
2 years ago
I know, I just wanted to use the word "choo choo" because I don't think I've said it in almost forty years.
2 years ago
No, you just think you know what you're always talking about and you don't.
2 years ago
Keep trying. You might make it.
2 years ago
Who do you think I am, Mary Tylor Moore?
2 years ago
Who the fuck is that? And if you want me to think you're a woman named Mary, maybe it's you that should see "someone."
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up!

* toolman961 doesn't have to hit any buttons *
2 years ago
Just worried for you buddy.
2 years ago
^Asperger's
2 years ago
retarded^
2 years ago
Only from talking to you.
2 years ago
Just FYI: Asperger's is no longer used as a diagnosis by psychiatrists.
2 years ago
That's why I went with autism.
2 years ago
So really, you just think you know what you're always talking about and you don't.
2 years ago
It was just categorized.
2 years ago
Great!
2 years ago
Asperger's was categorized in with autism.
2 years ago
I'm so happy for you.
2 years ago
I wonder how cleft palates and strokes are categorized?
2 years ago
I'll be the first to admit that I don't know everything, but you sure as fuck won't because you have some sort of illness in your cranium.
2 years ago
Oh, says here it often happens as a result of a mother drinking during pregnancy.
2 years ago
admitting it is the first step.
2 years ago
says where?
2 years ago
Yeah, I agree, admitting alcoholism is the first step to recovery.
2 years ago
and what's your case?
2 years ago
Same place it says Autism and Asperger's are "categorized" lol
2 years ago
So THAT'S how toolie got that fucked up lip that makes him look weird.
2 years ago
well I'm not off on another site trying to back up what I'm saying. See, there's the difference, I know, and you must research.
2 years ago
At least I'm proud enough to post myself on site and not hiding behind saying that we are all low life's and not worth your time.
2 years ago
Yup, you just automatically know these things. Wow. Clearly mental health in Pennsytucky isn't weeding out the people with problems.
2 years ago
And multiple people here know what I look like. The important ones, anyway.
2 years ago
I see your anguish.
2 years ago
I guess you just feel a need to be accepted here, and I really could care less.
2 years ago
Don't be ascared.
2 years ago
I mean, you even recorded yourself committing a crime, so you must really want to "wow" people.
2 years ago
Zzzzzzzzzz
2 years ago
another non word
2 years ago
Would be a shame if that video clip were to make it into the hands of the Pennsylvania State Police.
2 years ago
Why can't you two just fuck already.
2 years ago
Meh, I'm not into butthurt rednecks.
2 years ago
You really are a pussy
2 years ago
Poor little toolie.
2 years ago
Sometimes he shares too much.
2 years ago
You seriously need help
2 years ago
Thanks, Dr, Toolman. Keep up the good work.
2 years ago
3 out of 3 of you have autism and aspbergers.
2 years ago
Talking with you is like talking to someone with Autism!

* toolman961 drops the mic, "I'm out" *
2 years ago
Both I agree.
2 years ago
Nah, they tested me, Jim. As usual, toolie just makes it up as he goes along.
2 years ago
But toolie is giving up now that he realizes he's just talking nonsense.
2 years ago
I was going to put you on the lite end of the spectrum but got lazy, shark.
2 years ago
The definitions in the new DSM are so vague now that they're almost useless. That's what happens when you let people from the pharmaceutical industry sit on the board that writes the DSM.
2 years ago
Toolie is what a lack of sex does to a man's brain.

Women. Put out more.
2 years ago
Kirk, what are "Aspberger's?" Burgers made from snakes?
2 years ago
They are a concentration of poop from the Allegeny River.
2 years ago
I downloaded that tool video.

And just for shits and grins and doing the right thing, I am REALLY thinking of reporting.

I'd like to see the end result.Ban me I'll hand it over for sure
2 years ago
Wouldn't need to hand it over to the state boys.
Dumbass tool showed his own house,house number,street,and via other vids his city.
2 years ago
Like when his daddy died and he posted a pick of the check with all the i go needed to track who and where he was...dumb fuck!

http://i.imgur.com/Fhf4cSp.jpg
2 years ago
I knew it!



Mako

Nah, they tested me, Jim. As usual, toolie just makes it up as he goes along.

14 hours ago

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2 years ago
and I see that all pussies stick together!
2 years ago
You better not be lumping me into that, tools....I have more respect for you than that....
2 years ago
Suck the tools tool some more.

The facebook (muchobook) posting crybaby attention whore.
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Fhf4cSp.jpg
2 years ago
a lot
2 years ago
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