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"My First Videotape"

The Jerk, what can you say?

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by possum

submitted March 2nd 2016

71 comments
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what a dick head
2 years ago
i think he's been awake since before 2000...
2 years ago
MAN!
If we didn't know what poss looked like,I would say based on the VHS and scanner uploads THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN POSS!
2 years ago
Aww you got me poss,this must be your half brother.
2 years ago
I want to smack him just for that hair.
2 years ago
Oops I liked your comment,according to Billyboy I'm sucking up.

FUCK YOU Billyboy
2 years ago
Yeah .. Fuck you billyboy
2 years ago
So fuckig butthurt
2 years ago
best hair on the net
2 years ago
freak
2 years ago
faggot^
2 years ago
^fool
2 years ago
Loser^
2 years ago
So awesome.
2 years ago
^so gay
2 years ago
So jelly that no one says "so awesome" about his subs^
2 years ago
knows im correct , uses stfu button
2 years ago
Nah, it's just about time that you shut the fuck up.
2 years ago
That's what that button means, fries. I know, I gotta help ya with everything, including your grammar.
2 years ago
I love how whunu clicks stfu only on comments I make to fries. Truly a squad fag if I ever saw one.
2 years ago
Homos being homos.
2 years ago
Fries just likes to trade dick pics. He thinks that isn't gay for some reason.
2 years ago
that haircut looks like its still in the 80's
2 years ago
right where you left your toothbrush
2 years ago
12 dollars for a blank VHS, sounds kinda expensive?
2 years ago
Not when they first came out. I remember the 3 packs were like 40-50 dollars when I was a kid.
2 years ago
What did buying a VHS movie cost around the same time?
2 years ago
Not really sure, but when Blade Runner came out, it was like $85 to buy it. I think they did that because they wanted people to rent the movie, not buy it. Which, you could spend a few dollars and rent it for a week.
2 years ago
if i recall most movies in the beginning were hovering around $80 so mako's correct
imagine 80 fucking bucks for some piece of shit movie on a medium which was guaranteed to self destruct in 15-20 years
2 years ago
plus laserdisc was already invented and on the shelves..though they used to ask $129.99 for those too
2 years ago
Oh yeah, laserdisc was popular with videophiles, but just like Betamax, got buried by the VHS industry. Might not have DVD's and Blue Ray if it wasn't for Laserdisc, though.
2 years ago
holy shit $13, fuck that
2 years ago
Gotta be careful with those VHS tapes, never know what kind of trouble you can run into.
2 years ago
Yup, might have that mediaplayer virus on 'em.
2 years ago
so that virus can jump to multiple formats, I knew it!
2 years ago
I found a video tape when I was 15
It turned out to be German snowballing and poop porn
It changed my life. For the better
2 years ago
Ive still got Death Race 2000 on VHS. The unedited version where you can see a 1970's Ford Pinto doing a u-turn in the background
2 years ago
man - if i ever get the means and cojones to sub Yorick's attempts at butt-stuffing his own self i found on VHS....


..."there wernt no survivors"...
2 years ago
Dude. Sub it
2 years ago
wtf is butt-stuffing ?
2 years ago
IIRC, poss claimed that yorick could stuff his own junk up his own butthole.
2 years ago
Yeah... you can keep that tape to yourself, possum.
2 years ago
He also has quite an impressive collection of lesbian pee porn that he hasn't shared with us.
2 years ago
That's acceptable sharing material
2 years ago
This isn't pornhub
I demand buttstuffing
2 years ago
I'll be gentle, I promise.
2 years ago
Hahahaha.
2 years ago
What a gentleman.
* Macheesemo tips hat to mako *
2 years ago
I'm probably gonna regret saying that later.
2 years ago
Naw, she won't hold a grudge or anything.
2 years ago
truth here: while going thru my dead brother's old video tapes, i found at least 10 minutes of footage of him trying to (apparently) stretch out his weirdly tiny and flaccid penis enough so that (again apparently) it could be introduced into his rectum...

i fast-forwarded thru, most, of it so i might have missed some stuff (ha- HA)...butt yes, eventually i will sub it
2 years ago
you sick fucking marsupial
2 years ago
hey - yorick's dead

long live his butthole/dik combo!
2 years ago
Where be your gibes now?
2 years ago
gibes?
2 years ago
It's a line from Hamlet..... gibes = an insult
2 years ago
open letter to MS:
i need two things -
1 - some hardware that will transfer VHS to DVD or some sort of equivalent
2 - some software that will allow me to convert said vids to files that are uploadable
2 years ago
i mean, i could work on this, but i would much rather someone just give me an easy button, one that works when i'm really stoned
2 years ago
* possum ambles *
2 years ago
Use your trusty scanner.
2 years ago
dont make fun of my scanner, dude
2 years ago
I also understand you have very sophisticated cameras
2 years ago
not at home, nix


we've been thru this already i think, havent we, nix?
...at work i know everything i need to know about high-speed Optical Character Recognition cameras, along with the hardware and software...but at home i am a grumpy old Luddite
2 years ago
Put your big rodent pants on.
2 years ago
...
* possum now puts in the "Cheers Last Call" vid Jodi recorded back in the late 80s - if you havent heard of it, look it up...these folks were incoherent and proud of it *
2 years ago
thnks i needed that oster
2 years ago
I have a few VHS left, one I gave to charity shop the other day, was the original Street Fighter 2 cartoon movie that is some 20 years overdue from the library :/
2 years ago
Down at fraggle rock, grab a fraggle by his cock, swing him in the air, catch him by his pubic hair :)
2 years ago
Mako did something similar to this with his first dildo
2 years ago
If Peter Tork had a baby with Iggy Pop.
2 years ago
Then pissed on it
2 years ago
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