points: 21

"My First Videotape"

The Jerk, what can you say?

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by possum

submitted March 2nd 2016

71 comments
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comments (71)
what a dick head
1 year ago
i think he's been awake since before 2000...
1 year ago
MAN!
If we didn't know what poss looked like,I would say based on the VHS and scanner uploads THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN POSS!
1 year ago
Aww you got me poss,this must be your half brother.
1 year ago
I want to smack him just for that hair.
1 year ago
Oops I liked your comment,according to Billyboy I'm sucking up.

FUCK YOU Billyboy
1 year ago
Yeah .. Fuck you billyboy
1 year ago
So fuckig butthurt
1 year ago
best hair on the net
1 year ago
freak
1 year ago
faggot^
1 year ago
^fool
1 year ago
Loser^
1 year ago
So awesome.
1 year ago
^so gay
1 year ago
So jelly that no one says "so awesome" about his subs^
1 year ago
knows im correct , uses stfu button
1 year ago
Nah, it's just about time that you shut the fuck up.
1 year ago
That's what that button means, fries. I know, I gotta help ya with everything, including your grammar.
1 year ago
I love how whunu clicks stfu only on comments I make to fries. Truly a squad fag if I ever saw one.
1 year ago
Homos being homos.
1 year ago
Fries just likes to trade dick pics. He thinks that isn't gay for some reason.
1 year ago
that haircut looks like its still in the 80's
1 year ago
right where you left your toothbrush
1 year ago
12 dollars for a blank VHS, sounds kinda expensive?
1 year ago
Not when they first came out. I remember the 3 packs were like 40-50 dollars when I was a kid.
1 year ago
What did buying a VHS movie cost around the same time?
1 year ago
Not really sure, but when Blade Runner came out, it was like $85 to buy it. I think they did that because they wanted people to rent the movie, not buy it. Which, you could spend a few dollars and rent it for a week.
1 year ago
if i recall most movies in the beginning were hovering around $80 so mako's correct
imagine 80 fucking bucks for some piece of shit movie on a medium which was guaranteed to self destruct in 15-20 years
1 year ago
plus laserdisc was already invented and on the shelves..though they used to ask $129.99 for those too
1 year ago
Oh yeah, laserdisc was popular with videophiles, but just like Betamax, got buried by the VHS industry. Might not have DVD's and Blue Ray if it wasn't for Laserdisc, though.
1 year ago
holy shit $13, fuck that
1 year ago
Gotta be careful with those VHS tapes, never know what kind of trouble you can run into.
1 year ago
Yup, might have that mediaplayer virus on 'em.
1 year ago
so that virus can jump to multiple formats, I knew it!
1 year ago
I found a video tape when I was 15
It turned out to be German snowballing and poop porn
It changed my life. For the better
1 year ago
Ive still got Death Race 2000 on VHS. The unedited version where you can see a 1970's Ford Pinto doing a u-turn in the background
1 year ago
man - if i ever get the means and cojones to sub Yorick's attempts at butt-stuffing his own self i found on VHS....


..."there wernt no survivors"...
1 year ago
Dude. Sub it
1 year ago
wtf is butt-stuffing ?
1 year ago
IIRC, poss claimed that yorick could stuff his own junk up his own butthole.
1 year ago
Yeah... you can keep that tape to yourself, possum.
1 year ago
He also has quite an impressive collection of lesbian pee porn that he hasn't shared with us.
1 year ago
That's acceptable sharing material
1 year ago
This isn't pornhub
I demand buttstuffing
1 year ago
I'll be gentle, I promise.
1 year ago
Hahahaha.
1 year ago
What a gentleman.
* Macheesemo tips hat to mako *
1 year ago
I'm probably gonna regret saying that later.
1 year ago
Naw, she won't hold a grudge or anything.
1 year ago
truth here: while going thru my dead brother's old video tapes, i found at least 10 minutes of footage of him trying to (apparently) stretch out his weirdly tiny and flaccid penis enough so that (again apparently) it could be introduced into his rectum...

i fast-forwarded thru, most, of it so i might have missed some stuff (ha- HA)...butt yes, eventually i will sub it
1 year ago
you sick fucking marsupial
1 year ago
hey - yorick's dead

long live his butthole/dik combo!
1 year ago
Where be your gibes now?
1 year ago
gibes?
1 year ago
It's a line from Hamlet..... gibes = an insult
1 year ago
open letter to MS:
i need two things -
1 - some hardware that will transfer VHS to DVD or some sort of equivalent
2 - some software that will allow me to convert said vids to files that are uploadable
1 year ago
i mean, i could work on this, but i would much rather someone just give me an easy button, one that works when i'm really stoned
1 year ago
* possum ambles *
1 year ago
Use your trusty scanner.
1 year ago
dont make fun of my scanner, dude
1 year ago
I also understand you have very sophisticated cameras
1 year ago
not at home, nix


we've been thru this already i think, havent we, nix?
...at work i know everything i need to know about high-speed Optical Character Recognition cameras, along with the hardware and software...but at home i am a grumpy old Luddite
1 year ago
Put your big rodent pants on.
1 year ago
...
* possum now puts in the "Cheers Last Call" vid Jodi recorded back in the late 80s - if you havent heard of it, look it up...these folks were incoherent and proud of it *
1 year ago
thnks i needed that oster
1 year ago
I have a few VHS left, one I gave to charity shop the other day, was the original Street Fighter 2 cartoon movie that is some 20 years overdue from the library :/
1 year ago
Down at fraggle rock, grab a fraggle by his cock, swing him in the air, catch him by his pubic hair :)
1 year ago
Mako did something similar to this with his first dildo
1 year ago
If Peter Tork had a baby with Iggy Pop.
1 year ago
Then pissed on it
1 year ago
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