points: -4

'Merica!

God help us all.

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by Macheesemo

submitted February 27th 2016

226 comments
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*Trump
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost prevotes *
2 years ago
*pre-ejaculates
2 years ago
Stop humping legs if the problem persists
2 years ago
Forgot the Dug and Toolman tags
2 years ago
lives under the protection of the US and thinks he has a voice that matters

fuck you morejizzmo
2 years ago
Trump as president will be the worst thing to happen to the world since the Bush dynasty.
2 years ago
W was one of the best
2 years ago
After Nixon of course.
2 years ago
Trump will make some positive changes that are needed.
2 years ago
Are you being facetious with me, nixon?
2 years ago
Sarcasm is hard
2 years ago
Indeed.
2 years ago
i hope trump gets elected and invades canaduh
2 years ago
Trump's presidency will be the final nail in the world's coffin.
2 years ago
Bernie Sanders would be the intelligent choice, but you know...

'Merca!
2 years ago
shut the fuck up you teen wannabe
cant understand how a 50 year old dicklicker like you can act the way you do
2 years ago
sanders if WAY far form the intelligent choice you dolt
2 years ago
^^Irony.
2 years ago
How so, Nixon?

Explain.
2 years ago
no doubt NG...ive always known that if the government could just grab more money from rich people,my life would improve immeasurably...its always worked that way
2 years ago
When I say 'mericans, I'm referring to ignorant, racist hicks like hillbillymays, not the average, intelligent american who can think for himself...
2 years ago
if you want to get this country back on track... you go trump.... if you want to fall further into despair while the world mocks us.... you vote for anyone else....
2 years ago
afterall,no one knows better what to do with the citizens money better than genius governments of the world
2 years ago
How is making corporations pay their fair share of taxes not a good idea? I really don't understand why most americans fight that...
2 years ago
because it's not fair..... simple
2 years ago
cause fuck you pedosyrup
2 years ago
Look up how little corporations like GE pay and tell me that's not fair
2 years ago
and of course GE is in the pocket of the republican party right piddles?
2 years ago
All those taxes they don't pay could help rebuild roads, schools, etc, etc...
2 years ago
Both sides are crooked as fuck, hillbillymays. Use your head for once...
2 years ago
what about all the taxes the government already collects in the name of rebuilding infrastructure..where does it go?
2 years ago
$30,000 toilets...
2 years ago
So let's just forget about it and go with the biggest, loudest blowhard making impossible promises then, Hillbilly? Smart.
2 years ago
ive never maintained a different notion..and in fact ive probably stated on this here website that almost to a man,politicians are the bane of the world's existance...still,someone will be elected wont they?
who the fuck wants a god damn idiot socialist hippy to sit there and whine about "da one percent" all fucking day long
2 years ago
All I'm saying is that as an unattached bystander to the circus that is the 2016 presidential race, Bernie Sanders seems like the sanest choice. That's all.
2 years ago
Trump will only rape the country some more
2 years ago
That's just the socialism talking.... sober up and come back later when you're more reasonable....
2 years ago
Meh.

Stockholm syndrome is a hell of a thing... I'm sure one day a guy like Trump will actually give a shit about the country and actually help.
2 years ago
NO ONE...not even trump knows what the fuck trumps going to do..but ill tell you this..people are fucking tired of sacks of shit like hillary..crudz..beanio...
ill give you that ol berndog does seam earnest
but his politics are straight out of a 1967 berkley grad's thesis
2 years ago
telling people to shut up is him actually channeling the voices of this nation..sick of this shit
2 years ago
Well, maybe Bernie's way IS the right way to go, considering the how things have been done since Reagan...
2 years ago
a fuckin nigger president who seems disconnected with the country he actually presides over..no fuckin thanks
2 years ago
how is taxing people at a super high rate EVER a good thing?
christ youre a fuckin moron
2 years ago
Just look at who funded Bernie's campaign versus the others... think about who's going to be beholding to whom after the dust settles...
2 years ago
same could be said of trump
2 years ago
Ln to read, you ignorant hick. TAX CORPORATIONS
2 years ago
tax corporations = BAD = higher costs for goods and services = increased inflation rate = the devaluation of the dollar.....
2 years ago
Talking politics with a hick is like talking politics with a chimp.

Enjoy your ass-raping when you all get the candidate you deserve.
2 years ago
Not you, nix, the hillbilly
2 years ago
Jesus tap dancing Christ.... does anyone know economics anymore?
2 years ago
look meatball...this discussion could go on forever..not going to change anyones mind nor do i care
youre wrong and you have no real say
the turnout will be low for the democrats
and trump will most likely be the victor
come back and do a big i told you so in 2 years when things have imploded and nukes are flying
2 years ago
True, nix. But how else are you going to rebuild the infrastructure? You need tax dollars to improve schools and roads. There's no two ways about it. Taxing the average schmuck some more will do more harm than raising corporate tax.
2 years ago
i live in southern california..always have
funny thing is youre the god damn hick

tax corporations ya say?
guess who ends up paying
2 years ago
Shut up, hick.
2 years ago
such a sage arent you piddles
2 years ago
Not claiming I'm a sage, but you argue like a fucking moron.
2 years ago
So, nix. How would you propose schools and roads be fixed then? If taxes are out, that only leaves the cutting of the military budget. Like that's going to happen.
2 years ago
until the government can manage tax dollars and remain within a budget they deserve nothing extra.... also, cut welfare, food stamps, and similar bull shit
2 years ago
FYI... gas is taxed 40% off the bat for road maintenance.... they need to manage it... which they are not
2 years ago
and... property taxes already go to schools... again, they aren't managing it.....
2 years ago
I should run for office..... billy, want to be vice?
2 years ago
That's why there needs to be a socially minded man in the white house. Someone who actually cares about the people.
2 years ago
I'm with you on cutting welfare, though
2 years ago
pffff fuck them.... they need to work and earn their keep
2 years ago
I say if you're able-bodied you don't get any benefits.
2 years ago
the formula is really pretty simple.... cut the bull shit, manage strategically, adjust the rates to an equal percentage and not based on income level and we'll be fine..
2 years ago
Start with checking each and every welfare willy to see if they are able to work, then match them with an available job that fits their skillset.
2 years ago
none able bodied should be removed from the equation circa Soylent Green....
2 years ago
If they don't want to work, tough shit. Benefits get cut off.
2 years ago
no... cut em off.... they'll find a way
2 years ago
I could go for a soylent green smoothy right now
2 years ago
*smoothie
2 years ago
Also... keep in mind what my buddy Charles Barkley once said....

Poor people have been voting for demarcates for 50 years..... and they're still poor......
2 years ago
I remember reading recently somewhere that the congress pulled in something like 30-40% more revenue from lobbyists than they did from the American taxpayer?

No wonder the system has failed.
2 years ago
-the
2 years ago
well thats a buncha bullshit
so youre saying that lobbyists paid in excess of 4 trillion dollars to the american congress?
you're such a fuckin hump
2 years ago
its no wonder you think an old hippy fossil like burny sanders if somehow the great salvation
2 years ago
Great argument, bubba
2 years ago
read that you raccoon eyed faggot

http://www.taxpolicycenter.org/taxfacts/displayafact.cfm?Docid=200
2 years ago
Fuck you.


Summarize it like a big boy, you hick.
2 years ago
what a sniveling douche you are

here are your bullshit words fagboy

Macheesemo
I remember reading recently somewhere that the congress pulled in something like 30-40% more revenue from lobbyists than they did from the American taxpayer?

No wonder the system has failed.

you cant handle your inequalities
and you have no voice
no one cares about you piddles you limp wristed hump
soon seagull will be around for you to endlessly go in circles with
you will never amount to more than a lame heaven 666 washout
2 years ago
that's a good link billy.....
2 years ago
Dat hillbilly rage paragraph.

What's wrong, bust a banjo string, gomer?
2 years ago
if you can't figure out what those numbers mean in about 10 seconds you don't stand a chance.... pretty simple looking at the numbers and some trends compared to dates.....
2 years ago
according to piddles,he read that congress pulled in a cool 4+ trillion smackeroos from lobbyists..he read it so it must be true
2 years ago
looks like W started strong and then lost it thanks to terrorists....
2 years ago
then obama came and really fucked it all up....
2 years ago
i mean really...im being fair for the sake of laziness
this *college indoctrinated* clump is exactly who socialist hippies and house frau hags rely on for their vote...not people who work in this mess..but idiots who have been *educated
2 years ago
in fact..its kinda funny how the education system has been turning out this scumbag socialist fucks and now these same fucks turn on their scholarly masters
2 years ago
elect colonel burny sanders and wave goodbye to the 1st amendment
2 years ago
/hillbillymays: hey, I can't give my own informed opinion so here, YOU read this link.

Idiot
2 years ago
Before we continue down this road, hillbillymays, what are your thoughts on evolution? Real, or demtard propaganda?
2 years ago
typical bloviating worthless SJW
cant stick to one subject
you silly fat cunt
2 years ago
How old do you think the earth really is?

Did Jesus frolic with dinosaurs?

2 years ago
you gay
2 years ago
What about global warming? a demtard conspiracy?
2 years ago
Lay your ignorant hick logic on us
2 years ago
and youre not funny..not entertaining..not smart
you are just a dingleberry on muchos asshole
2 years ago
I'm not trying to be funny. I really believe you're a dangerously ignorant hick.
2 years ago
Your body may live in California but your spirit lives in the deep south.
2 years ago
good for you
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zarD0yXiwIw
2 years ago
People need to be intelligent and think for themselves, so they can agree with me.

Was what I took from this.
2 years ago
i agree with you
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIsXZVhvvGs
2 years ago
* Magawd jumps on his soap box *


Here is how things should be.
People look out for each other not depend on the government. Those who do no assist others in times of need will themselves be shunned when in need. If you are a career criminal you die because you serve no purpose other than to burden the taxpayers. If you are a baby factory and do not even think about working you get your junk altered by force. if you murder you die, if you rape you die, if you like little childrens you die, if you take advantage of the weak you die. These are all character flaws that cannot be fixed. I can go on and on but I'm hungry so fuck off.
2 years ago
Sounds like Sharia law.
2 years ago
I like it, except there's no one to trust to decide who has to die or not.
2 years ago
lets leave yak in charge...he's doing a bang up job here
2 years ago
*let's
2 years ago
Nixon for President 2016
2 years ago
I wouldn't go that far
2 years ago
*anywhere near
2 years ago
Considering the other possibilities Hillary or Bernie ..... Easy choice
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t8hpEKb4gk
2 years ago
And that's why.
2 years ago
Nixon.


Hmmm we should send a mucho members name to mars on a rover.
What do you think?
2 years ago
Barret

I like it, except there's no one to trust to decide who has to die or not.

1 hour ago

Don't worry I'd be glad to make the decisions.

2 years ago
I think we should send a few members to mars
2 years ago
* cryax *
2 years ago
cant send cryass...no one to sell pigskins and chicklets to
2 years ago
whunu.... I see you stfu'ed me ...... who did you really think I would vote for.... Hillary ? Bernie ? Hahhaha Seriously you can't think that.
2 years ago
plus there'd be piles of shitted up TP everywhere
2 years ago
i'd put that fucking downs meathead on full persona status flattop
2 years ago
Sorry dug I didn't even now I did....I'm on a tablet,touch pad and all
2 years ago
No sorry it was actually Mako. My bad
2 years ago
http://marsmobile.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/participate/sendyourname/
2 years ago
fuck off you mongoloid pigmy
2 years ago
So FUCK YOU BILLY BOY
2 years ago
Look in the mirror again it's worth the laugh
2 years ago
you wouldnt last a day in space tubs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BUJ-yacE3s
2 years ago
I'm already there
2 years ago
Space tubes, not feeding tubes.
2 years ago
Since Aug. 5 2012
2 years ago
And FAIL Billyboy
2 years ago
boxleightener thinks you should stfu
2 years ago
That's a rough stfu.
2 years ago
worse than one from rking even
2 years ago
* whunu waves and wonders why he dressed up as Dora the explorer *
2 years ago
Did someone say tubes?
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-rEVVAw3-0
2 years ago
God help you all
2 years ago
Hey thanks
2 years ago
Hi Heather
2 years ago
oh hey buddy
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/wHQaeHr.jpg?1
2 years ago
wow r u in euro? it's lite
2 years ago
ummmm...yes?
2 years ago
...........kidding..........
2 years ago
im in tinychat right now....my bals totally arent showing


tinychat.com/totallynotjrobsballs
2 years ago
im currently wearing a face mask and in my pjs
2 years ago
but i guess ill watch your nonballs
2 years ago
i feel like no matter what outfit you wear theres aklways a boob window involved
2 years ago
*heather googles boob window*
2 years ago
it happens
2 years ago
your boobs do just kinda happen
2 years ago
HAPPEN TO BE AWESOME
2 years ago
KABLAM!
2 years ago
Boobs?
2 years ago
toy cant pay rent on the double wide with that STFU jr ob
2 years ago
also you
2 years ago
your mother's a double wide
2 years ago
if them boob windows open cough htown2020@gmail cough cough puke
2 years ago
the candidates are all zionists. bernie sanders politics are the ones the would benefit the average americans interest the best
2 years ago
Fuck the Jew country
2 years ago
We only give aid so we have a foothold in the Middle East.

Otherwise we wouldn't give two shits about Israel
2 years ago
We use them like any other country we need.

The U.S. is just as fucked up as any other country (cunt tree) except we do it under the guises of democracy and freedom
2 years ago
Just as an aside: The poorest community in the U.S. is 98 % white and is in a red state. Look up Beattyville, Kentucky.
2 years ago
Coal mine closures have killed Eastern, KY
2 years ago
well i guess there's gonna be a lot of rioting and blaming the cops then in beattyville
2 years ago
The popultion is around 1,300 people, so I doubt it will be a problem.
2 years ago
Never been to that town it is outside of my service area, but I go within 50 miles of it regularly. All of Eastern KY is fucked. It is terrible to see what used to be miles and miles of coal piles along the road in holding areas are now completely gone. With the coal mines shutdown and nothing around, Walmart is about the best they can do these days.
2 years ago
point is..i doubt it becomes a big issue that 98% of WHITES in some town are white
there are hundreds of towns where the population is over 90% white..what is your point btw?
2 years ago
coal mine towns = old gold rush ghost towns
2 years ago
My point is that the poorest town in America is 98% white and that race is irrelevant when it comes to poverty. Dug hit it on the head: the coal industry died and with it, the economy in these rural towns. You're going to start hearing about towns like that more and more in this country.
2 years ago
And nobody on either side of aisle really seems to have a plan to revitalize towns like that. When Walmart is the biggest employer in an area, that's not good.
2 years ago
Obama won his war on coal and this is the results. Power plant shutdown 30 miles from here due to it was cheaper to shut it down and build a natural gas plant than to pay for scrubber stacks and continue to burn coal.
2 years ago
Dug, get it through your head: It doesn't matter who is president in a town like that. They also have a serious drug problem there with people addicted to opioid pankillers. Beattyville sits at the northern tip of a belt of the most enduring rural poverty in America. The belt runs from eastern Kentucky through the Mississippi delta to the Texas border with Mexico, taking in two of the other towns – one overwhelmingly African American and the other exclusively Latino – at the bottom of the low income scale.
2 years ago
Oh yeah, drug problem is huge around here. Plus the culture of life long welfare runs rampant
2 years ago
And that's the trap that a lot of people in these little towns are falling into: it's easier to just collect public assistance than drive to a job at Walmart-which in the case of Beattyville is an hour away. Add to that the fact that 50 percent of the town's population lives below the poverty line, and many are disabled. Prescription painkillers skyrocket in price, heroin becomes cheaper and is basically the same thing, and the downward spiral continues.
2 years ago
We "help" these people with food stamps, Medicaid, and welfare, but that doesn't solve the problem. I've yet to see anyone running for any office that's shown me that they have a solution for these things.
2 years ago
Don't think there really is a solution, other than sending U-hauls and moving them to where the jobs are from the poverty stricken shithole they are stuck in.
2 years ago
You could do that, but you basically create a ghost town that way. Plus, the elderly people and the disabled aren't able-bodied, and then you have those that would stay because that's where they were born and it's all they know. Then you also have to consider what skills these people have, if any.
2 years ago
this coal town fiasco is mere peanuts compared to whats going to happen on a global scale in the coming years.
The world is over extended
the US has outsourced so much labor and theres no way you are going to fill that hole with "tech" jobs
and besides,silicon valley hires h1b visa'd indians to fill those plum jobs.
its really going to fuck us all in the ass
2 years ago
Lol, capitalism
2 years ago
in my industry,things are going the way of the walmart model as fast as yellow-humanly possible
and when the chinks wont work for chicken feed,the africans will..theres always some new labor force to exploit..meanwhile,kiss your shitty job goodbye
2 years ago
Capitalism is right. It's wonderful and terrible at the same time.
2 years ago
And you're also right, Billy.
2 years ago
There's nothing wonderful about it for the common mortal, the 99%
2 years ago
keep smoking your socialist pipe loslob
2 years ago
Ya know guys, it's funny: I took a quiz for shits and giggles earlier, and on social issues like welfare I side with Bernie Sanders. Yet, on economic issues near and dear to me and my wallet, I side overwhelmingly with Donald Trump, whom I can't stand. So therein lies the problem for me: do I vote with my beliefs for what's best for everyone, or do I vote with my wallet?
2 years ago
i dont want to sound cliche...but
does it even matter anymore?
2 years ago
Billy, seriously if you want someone to blame for the ghost towns and decline of the American life, the corporations that moved their business abroad to avoid high enviourmental raxes and get cheaper labor are to blame, not the ones that want to improve the lives of the working class.
2 years ago
maybe the "99%" should band together and put an end to the abuse at the hands of the rich...huh LL?
2 years ago
Exactly, Billy. I'm so disillusioned (or is it disenfranchised?) with the whole process.
2 years ago
And yeah, corporate greed played it's part. It always does.
2 years ago
KILL ALL THE RICH PEOPLE..

and while were at it...KILL WHITEY
cause christ knows its the white man responsible for every fucking bad thing in this world...
white man invented AIDS
SLavery
EXPLOSIVES
COCAINE
WHORING
KILLING
LYING
2 years ago
lol wow
2 years ago
I've seen both sides of the filthy coin. Rather be in a society were people get free healthcare but are taxed by percentage of what they make than live in poverty and pay no taxes at all
2 years ago
I thought you'd be smarter than this, Mays.
2 years ago
so maybe lobos..more unions would solve the issues?
more governmental controls?
more bureaucracy?
the problem is many
but trying to compete with a foreign power who will work for slave wages is an unsound strategy
2 years ago
There's pros and cons to that too, LL. I just don't agree with one way to solve every problem, and it seems that in this country, you either have to be a liberal or conservative, or democrat or republican. That "middle of the road" candidate just doesn't exist.
2 years ago
you live is such a homogeneous country where so many of you think alike
its basically like Los Angeles county without mexicans and blacks
2 years ago
perhaps im not so opposed to your way of thinking los lobos...but i know the country i grew up in...a country where an electrician such as yourself can make such a decent living,that their spouse can stay at home full time...that was my youth
2 years ago
my fucking dad delivered Tupperware for my aunt for 20 years and raised 5 fucking boys and all the while my mom stayed home to raise us..up until i was about 8 or so
NO FUCKIN WAY THATS GONNA HAPPEN TODAY
2 years ago
perhaps NAFTA was shiv in our backs..
i dont have all the answers ill tell you that much
2 years ago
How about the attitude in the likes of you need to change instead of loading the solutions onto others to fix. It's easy to act like the answer is easy when you yourself is in a privileged mindset.
Remind us why socialism is worse in your opinion.
I'm gonna go out and work now, this hospital won't build itself. Some of us don't use minimum waged Mexicans to improve our living standard
Toodles
2 years ago
I don't think that will happen anywhere in the world now tbh Billy. Seems women nowadays feel that financial independence is more important than staying home and raising a family. Not saying that it;s wrong or right either way, but society has changed.
2 years ago
socialism =government control
government = self-absorbed lazy whores (mostly worthless)
2 years ago
how does socialism work on a scale of 350 million souls..most with vastly differing viewpoints?
nothing is wrong with capitalism..the problem is with people
it will always be with people
its also the reason that soviet style "socialism" was/is a huge fat fucking failure
your lilly white swedish chickens will come home to roost
then what will it be after that?...maybe move onto communism eg comrade?
2 years ago
* JamesTKirk whispers that his wife took 9 years off to raise little captains... *
2 years ago
* JamesTKirk and only went back to the workforce because she was "bored" and is a shitty homemaker. *
2 years ago
She's not crazy is she Kirk?

Hence you're addiction to crazy bitches
2 years ago
*your
2 years ago
Thanks spell check minnow,without you nobody would have understood what I meant.
2 years ago
Nah, she's fairly sane for an Asian.

But I do love psycho bitches.
2 years ago
I like that side of you
2 years ago
look at you sucking on captain's sack
2 years ago
Sounds like billyboy's jelly.

I suppose only you can comment to Kirk.
2 years ago
Might just have to go to you tube now and relive my childhood.
2 years ago
You misspelled Pornhub
2 years ago
You got me, and your supporters liked it.
2 years ago
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