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American Virgins

old stuff - but i dont think the whole thing has been subbed here yet (/me waits for LL to do research)

retro

by possum

submitted February 26th 2016

187 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (187)
You're welcome LL.
1 year ago
Good boy.
1 year ago
what are the chances?
I used "no donna-jaunitas" as criteria in my e-harmony dating profile
1 year ago
*Farmers Only
1 year ago
nixon you racist
1 year ago
But.... I'm white....
1 year ago
White lives are the best lives.
1 year ago
Others "matter".. ha
1 year ago
But nix black lives matter
1 year ago
Ha!
1 year ago
So do nigger step kids


Ha!
1 year ago
Oster. The niggers are long gone....
The oldest OD'd,the other too turned of age and moved out.

I have no more niggers to raise!
1 year ago
Fuck'em niggers
1 year ago
lies, i need a death certificate.
1 year ago
*raised
1 year ago
I'll give you your death
1 year ago
so you're a liar seeking attention. Okay Droopyzeke. you got me..
1 year ago
Billy little boy living in shithole Cali,go meet cryax and quit being a pussy
1 year ago
I take that as oster is correct.
1 year ago
Billy boy loves sucking NIGGER dick....and hides from gettin his ass whooped by cryax
1 year ago
"i have cancer"
you were really just fat.
1 year ago
If cryax ever meets you and whips your ass I'll lomao
1 year ago
like realllllllyyyyy fat. whunu the hut
1 year ago
Oster you're a broken record worthy of nothing
1 year ago
Keep arguing with people that are not here.

ps:It's working.
1 year ago
how are you going to let an alien tranny jew space faggot pick on you like this.
1 year ago
You're drun yet again aren't you loser?
He's here mashing buttons idiot
1 year ago
I'm ao drun.
1 year ago
Thanks for the dv's billy the nigger dick sucker.
Butthurt much trailer trash?
1 year ago
irony.
1 year ago
I have blessed you with waaayyy too much of my time Oster!

Hope you die slowly day by day.
1 year ago
you really the dumbest user on mucho. I guess that's a win in-itself.
1 year ago
what a fat buckethead loser
i thought you werent bothered by STFU's shithead?
such a cunty fag
1 year ago
As I said in the previous reposts: I'm the guy at 03:34
1 year ago
Dude could be Seth Green's twin lol
1 year ago
What he said is the joke, but it's kind of an inside past-Kirk-job joke.
1 year ago
Dug comes in at 2:00
1 year ago
dug wishes he was that manly.
1 year ago
1:07 ted cruz: the younger years.
1 year ago
He considers himself a "refined valley dude," much like yourself.
1 year ago
valley.. bitch im village.
1 year ago
Yeth! The village!
1 year ago
village people....
1 year ago
you have something to say?
1 year ago
Oster likes "life at the outpost."
1 year ago
*gay sex in the outhouse
1 year ago
well, technically it is the "out house".
1 year ago
God bless these poor brave souls who paved the way so all you dateless jack holes would feel OK to make your own online creeper "dating" profile
1 year ago
People still do that?
1 year ago
2:22 old wann-be nixon.
1 year ago
oster isn't even on here because all these guys are looking for women....
1 year ago
so why would i be on here?
1 year ago
Mucho-dating. It worked for apathy
1 year ago
Cause you like sucking dicks alien.

CCC
1 year ago
The guy at 0:42 is off to kill da wabbit with his spear and magic helmet.
1 year ago
Your fucking stupid
1 year ago
*You're
1 year ago
so easy
1 year ago
Spelling? Yeah, but not for you.
1 year ago
if your so smart, why can't you get any pussy
1 year ago
is it because your gay
1 year ago
*You're
1 year ago
your what
1 year ago
What?
1 year ago
dumbass
1 year ago
fatass
1 year ago
girless ass
1 year ago
sassafrass?
1 year ago
and girless isn't even a word
1 year ago
Good job!
1 year ago
dumbass
1 year ago
* Mako gives toolie a star for his 3rd grade reading comprehension. *
1 year ago
But you seem to make the most of it
1 year ago
Sure.
1 year ago
It's people like you and whunu who have no friends due to the lack of having people skills that frequent sites like this to try and prove yourselves to better then everyone else. Why is that?
1 year ago
tl;dr
1 year ago
in case you didn't understand that statement, I forgot to put the "be" in between the to and the better.
1 year ago
I didn't read it, but good catch there.
1 year ago
yeah right
1 year ago
No left.
1 year ago
Whats wrong, don't you want to be friends today?
1 year ago
Well, what's in it for me?
1 year ago
you can blow me, at least you'll be getting some sex.
1 year ago
Meh, thanks anyway.
1 year ago
Fries might be interested in that, though.
1 year ago
Why would fries be interested, he has friends.
1 year ago
LMAO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
1 year ago
Oh, that was a good one.
1 year ago
Being right doesn't make it funny.
1 year ago
Hey, you believe what you want, I guess.
1 year ago
I thought thats what your hair four, two tell me what two believe in just like a good Christian should.
1 year ago
Meh, I'm busy.
1 year ago
0:57 = Billy Mays!!!!!
1 year ago
Look at that god damned beard!!!!!
1 year ago
And he was a romantic too, with his bath, champagne, and candles.
1 year ago
BUT WAIT!!!!!! THERE'S MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
what's more is you two lonely fucks will eventually bromance into a disgusting "squad" here soon.

It's called homosexuality.
1 year ago
Don't include me in your fantasies, oster.
1 year ago
Great, thanks for the link to a deleted post, have a good night now.
1 year ago
ha made you link.
1 year ago
Uhh, okay? Must be the booze.
1 year ago
the punky, it's much worse.
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/Rdl7JSV.webm
1 year ago
what the fuck are you doing?
1 year ago
Making oster open a new link.
1 year ago
What are YOU doing?
1 year ago
Questing for answers
1 year ago
This is not the fucking DaVinci Code!
1 year ago
look, we all suffer with your half ass links regardless of intent...
1 year ago
I see a couple links in you comments list there, el presidente.
1 year ago
*your
1 year ago
Plus, I can quote any 80's movie, and you'll know what it is. "Life moves pretty fast...if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
1 year ago
Pffff quote some OC and Stiggs without google and get back to me....
1 year ago
BTW.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zyjLyBp64
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhiCFdWeQfA
1 year ago
What you know about dat Hawley-Smoot tariff act??
1 year ago
Couple senators lame plan to get out of the depression by having other countries pay for our woes.... brilliant.....
1 year ago
FYI.... "Bueller... Bueller... Bueller... " my ring tone
1 year ago
Works great in meetings when I forget to put it on vibrate and intentionally don't answer my phone....
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdcFYNe9U7A
1 year ago
Mia Sara.... sooooo hot
1 year ago
She kinda looks like Sigourney Weaver now.
1 year ago
I call that refined....
1 year ago
"Aging gracefully."
1 year ago
that guy's got nothing on me
im super suave..like whunu and a cattle auction
1 year ago
*@
1 year ago
possum didn't even bother to search and see if it was a repost....
1 year ago
Possum loves taking sponge balls out of little girls ears.
1 year ago
Who doesn't?
1 year ago
I think we finally found a web site for mako and whunu.

There is someone out there for everyone.

http://i.imgur.com/XknTAfI.jpg
1 year ago
So butthurt lmao
1 year ago
Kinda looks like your old lady, too.
1 year ago
you wish
1 year ago
probably looks more like you
1 year ago
Lol
1 year ago
I only wish I had a bathing suit that sexy!
1 year ago
Can't find one big enough?
1 year ago
Nah, wrong color.
1 year ago
You should try dieting like in the picture. I'm only trying to help you out with you're problem.
1 year ago
I appreciate your concern. <---proper use of "your."
1 year ago
it drives you crazy, doesn't it?
1 year ago
What, not being able to find the right color bathing suit? You have no idea!
1 year ago
How many monitors do you have in front of you?
1 year ago
Eight hundred and sixty three.
1 year ago
Is that the amount of web sites that you belong to
1 year ago
I would never cheat on my beloved Mucho.
1 year ago
Then I wouldn't be around as much to help you with your spelling and comprehension lessons.
1 year ago
I'm good with that.

Oh, I get it, your so fucking smart that you're brain doesn't comprehend the misuse of the English language?
1 year ago
I comprehend that you're using the word your wrongly on person. Guess the lessons will have to continue.
1 year ago
*purpose
1 year ago
Gotta love autocorrect. Might come in handy for you, too.
1 year ago
Why, I can spell just find, unlike you.
1 year ago
*fine
1 year ago
to easy
1 year ago
Oh, this is so much fun. I do love helping the less fortunate.
1 year ago
*too easy
1 year ago
Why aren't you an English teacher, you might find some little friends their.
1 year ago
* toolman961 waits *
1 year ago
*There. Meh, doesn't pay that well.
1 year ago
* Mako waits with toolie *
1 year ago
hahahahahaha

you should change you're screen name to toolman because you are a fucking tool.
1 year ago
*Your. Nah, I like my name just the way it is. But thanks.
1 year ago
See, you're brain doesn't comprehend. I'm toolman961, and you'd just be toolman.
1 year ago
you could make you're avatar a hammer or something
1 year ago
*Your.
1 year ago
Why you guys always fighting lol
1 year ago
your what
1 year ago
What?
1 year ago
Because he's whunu's little brother
1 year ago
cryax, do you get mad that I stfu every comment you make?
1 year ago
I guess he does.
1 year ago
possum with his 'fashion' photography
1 year ago
That hair tho
1 year ago
I'm way too lazy to read all this
1 year ago
yes..
yes you are
1 year ago
mucho-mingle.com
1 year ago
mucho-kill.cheechwizard
1 year ago
I still don't know what that means.
1 year ago
of course you dont
1 year ago
yeah thats what I said, dummy.
1 year ago
dont fuck wit cheech you guys
1 year ago
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