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American Virgins

old stuff - but i dont think the whole thing has been subbed here yet (/me waits for LL to do research)

retro

by possum

submitted February 26th 2016

187 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (187)
You're welcome LL.
2 years ago
Good boy.
2 years ago
what are the chances?
I used "no donna-jaunitas" as criteria in my e-harmony dating profile
2 years ago
*Farmers Only
2 years ago
nixon you racist
2 years ago
But.... I'm white....
2 years ago
White lives are the best lives.
2 years ago
Others "matter".. ha
2 years ago
But nix black lives matter
2 years ago
Ha!
2 years ago
So do nigger step kids


Ha!
2 years ago
Oster. The niggers are long gone....
The oldest OD'd,the other too turned of age and moved out.

I have no more niggers to raise!
2 years ago
Fuck'em niggers
2 years ago
lies, i need a death certificate.
2 years ago
*raised
2 years ago
I'll give you your death
2 years ago
so you're a liar seeking attention. Okay Droopyzeke. you got me..
2 years ago
Billy little boy living in shithole Cali,go meet cryax and quit being a pussy
2 years ago
I take that as oster is correct.
2 years ago
Billy boy loves sucking NIGGER dick....and hides from gettin his ass whooped by cryax
2 years ago
"i have cancer"
you were really just fat.
2 years ago
If cryax ever meets you and whips your ass I'll lomao
2 years ago
like realllllllyyyyy fat. whunu the hut
2 years ago
Oster you're a broken record worthy of nothing
2 years ago
Keep arguing with people that are not here.

ps:It's working.
2 years ago
how are you going to let an alien tranny jew space faggot pick on you like this.
2 years ago
You're drun yet again aren't you loser?
He's here mashing buttons idiot
2 years ago
I'm ao drun.
2 years ago
Thanks for the dv's billy the nigger dick sucker.
Butthurt much trailer trash?
2 years ago
irony.
2 years ago
I have blessed you with waaayyy too much of my time Oster!

Hope you die slowly day by day.
2 years ago
you really the dumbest user on mucho. I guess that's a win in-itself.
2 years ago
what a fat buckethead loser
i thought you werent bothered by STFU's shithead?
such a cunty fag
2 years ago
As I said in the previous reposts: I'm the guy at 03:34
2 years ago
Dude could be Seth Green's twin lol
2 years ago
What he said is the joke, but it's kind of an inside past-Kirk-job joke.
2 years ago
Dug comes in at 2:00
2 years ago
dug wishes he was that manly.
2 years ago
1:07 ted cruz: the younger years.
2 years ago
He considers himself a "refined valley dude," much like yourself.
2 years ago
valley.. bitch im village.
2 years ago
Yeth! The village!
2 years ago
village people....
2 years ago
you have something to say?
2 years ago
Oster likes "life at the outpost."
2 years ago
*gay sex in the outhouse
2 years ago
well, technically it is the "out house".
2 years ago
God bless these poor brave souls who paved the way so all you dateless jack holes would feel OK to make your own online creeper "dating" profile
2 years ago
People still do that?
2 years ago
2:22 old wann-be nixon.
2 years ago
oster isn't even on here because all these guys are looking for women....
2 years ago
so why would i be on here?
2 years ago
Mucho-dating. It worked for apathy
2 years ago
Cause you like sucking dicks alien.

CCC
2 years ago
The guy at 0:42 is off to kill da wabbit with his spear and magic helmet.
2 years ago
Your fucking stupid
2 years ago
*You're
2 years ago
so easy
2 years ago
Spelling? Yeah, but not for you.
2 years ago
if your so smart, why can't you get any pussy
2 years ago
is it because your gay
2 years ago
*You're
2 years ago
your what
2 years ago
What?
2 years ago
dumbass
2 years ago
fatass
2 years ago
girless ass
2 years ago
sassafrass?
2 years ago
and girless isn't even a word
2 years ago
Good job!
2 years ago
dumbass
2 years ago
* Mako gives toolie a star for his 3rd grade reading comprehension. *
2 years ago
But you seem to make the most of it
2 years ago
Sure.
2 years ago
It's people like you and whunu who have no friends due to the lack of having people skills that frequent sites like this to try and prove yourselves to better then everyone else. Why is that?
2 years ago
tl;dr
2 years ago
in case you didn't understand that statement, I forgot to put the "be" in between the to and the better.
2 years ago
I didn't read it, but good catch there.
2 years ago
yeah right
2 years ago
No left.
2 years ago
Whats wrong, don't you want to be friends today?
2 years ago
Well, what's in it for me?
2 years ago
you can blow me, at least you'll be getting some sex.
2 years ago
Meh, thanks anyway.
2 years ago
Fries might be interested in that, though.
2 years ago
Why would fries be interested, he has friends.
2 years ago
LMAO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2 years ago
Oh, that was a good one.
2 years ago
Being right doesn't make it funny.
2 years ago
Hey, you believe what you want, I guess.
2 years ago
I thought thats what your hair four, two tell me what two believe in just like a good Christian should.
2 years ago
Meh, I'm busy.
2 years ago
0:57 = Billy Mays!!!!!
2 years ago
Look at that god damned beard!!!!!
2 years ago
And he was a romantic too, with his bath, champagne, and candles.
2 years ago
BUT WAIT!!!!!! THERE'S MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
what's more is you two lonely fucks will eventually bromance into a disgusting "squad" here soon.

It's called homosexuality.
2 years ago
Don't include me in your fantasies, oster.
2 years ago
Great, thanks for the link to a deleted post, have a good night now.
2 years ago
ha made you link.
2 years ago
Uhh, okay? Must be the booze.
2 years ago
the punky, it's much worse.
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Rdl7JSV.webm
2 years ago
what the fuck are you doing?
2 years ago
Making oster open a new link.
2 years ago
What are YOU doing?
2 years ago
Questing for answers
2 years ago
This is not the fucking DaVinci Code!
2 years ago
look, we all suffer with your half ass links regardless of intent...
2 years ago
I see a couple links in you comments list there, el presidente.
2 years ago
*your
2 years ago
Plus, I can quote any 80's movie, and you'll know what it is. "Life moves pretty fast...if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
2 years ago
Pffff quote some OC and Stiggs without google and get back to me....
2 years ago
BTW.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zyjLyBp64
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhiCFdWeQfA
2 years ago
What you know about dat Hawley-Smoot tariff act??
2 years ago
Couple senators lame plan to get out of the depression by having other countries pay for our woes.... brilliant.....
2 years ago
FYI.... "Bueller... Bueller... Bueller... " my ring tone
2 years ago
Works great in meetings when I forget to put it on vibrate and intentionally don't answer my phone....
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdcFYNe9U7A
2 years ago
Mia Sara.... sooooo hot
2 years ago
She kinda looks like Sigourney Weaver now.
2 years ago
I call that refined....
2 years ago
"Aging gracefully."
2 years ago
that guy's got nothing on me
im super suave..like whunu and a cattle auction
2 years ago
*@
2 years ago
possum didn't even bother to search and see if it was a repost....
2 years ago
Possum loves taking sponge balls out of little girls ears.
2 years ago
Who doesn't?
2 years ago
I think we finally found a web site for mako and whunu.

There is someone out there for everyone.

http://i.imgur.com/XknTAfI.jpg
2 years ago
So butthurt lmao
2 years ago
Kinda looks like your old lady, too.
2 years ago
you wish
2 years ago
probably looks more like you
2 years ago
Lol
2 years ago
I only wish I had a bathing suit that sexy!
2 years ago
Can't find one big enough?
2 years ago
Nah, wrong color.
2 years ago
You should try dieting like in the picture. I'm only trying to help you out with you're problem.
2 years ago
I appreciate your concern. <---proper use of "your."
2 years ago
it drives you crazy, doesn't it?
2 years ago
What, not being able to find the right color bathing suit? You have no idea!
2 years ago
How many monitors do you have in front of you?
2 years ago
Eight hundred and sixty three.
2 years ago
Is that the amount of web sites that you belong to
2 years ago
I would never cheat on my beloved Mucho.
2 years ago
Then I wouldn't be around as much to help you with your spelling and comprehension lessons.
2 years ago
I'm good with that.

Oh, I get it, your so fucking smart that you're brain doesn't comprehend the misuse of the English language?
2 years ago
I comprehend that you're using the word your wrongly on person. Guess the lessons will have to continue.
2 years ago
*purpose
2 years ago
Gotta love autocorrect. Might come in handy for you, too.
2 years ago
Why, I can spell just find, unlike you.
2 years ago
*fine
2 years ago
to easy
2 years ago
Oh, this is so much fun. I do love helping the less fortunate.
2 years ago
*too easy
2 years ago
Why aren't you an English teacher, you might find some little friends their.
2 years ago
* toolman961 waits *
2 years ago
*There. Meh, doesn't pay that well.
2 years ago
* Mako waits with toolie *
2 years ago
hahahahahaha

you should change you're screen name to toolman because you are a fucking tool.
2 years ago
*Your. Nah, I like my name just the way it is. But thanks.
2 years ago
See, you're brain doesn't comprehend. I'm toolman961, and you'd just be toolman.
2 years ago
you could make you're avatar a hammer or something
2 years ago
*Your.
2 years ago
Why you guys always fighting lol
2 years ago
your what
2 years ago
What?
2 years ago
Because he's whunu's little brother
2 years ago
cryax, do you get mad that I stfu every comment you make?
2 years ago
I guess he does.
2 years ago
possum with his 'fashion' photography
2 years ago
That hair tho
2 years ago
I'm way too lazy to read all this
2 years ago
yes..
yes you are
2 years ago
mucho-mingle.com
2 years ago
mucho-kill.cheechwizard
2 years ago
I still don't know what that means.
2 years ago
of course you dont
2 years ago
yeah thats what I said, dummy.
2 years ago
dont fuck wit cheech you guys
2 years ago
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