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Pissed off Chinese woman

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Chinese wife catches her husband in bed with a naked woman

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by Squidley

submitted February 25th 2016

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fuck you squidley
2 years ago
the Chinese always sound angry so anything could have happened here really
2 years ago
She sounds Cantonese. Mandarin always makes them sound pissed off no matter what.
2 years ago
I worked in a Chinese takewaway kitchen for 12 years and those fucks always sounded like they were arguing
2 years ago
They were probably talking about you.
2 years ago
i must add i didn't actually work in the kitchen
2 years ago
I know, you made deliveries on your moped.
2 years ago
i answered the phone too
2 years ago
"Hoy, China Palace...FAHK, OY CANT HEAR YE, YE TWAT!"
2 years ago
Yogi the bear taking Chinese food orders. Classic.
2 years ago
it used to piss me off with the dumb shit customers ordered
2 years ago
Fuck, you couldn't even handle the stress of taking a phone order? No wonder you're on welfare.
2 years ago
wasn't stressful... they were just idiots. in fact most were idiots when it came to many aspects of the Chinese delivery service
2 years ago
Yes, I'm sure it's very intricate.
2 years ago
How dare they call and order food.
2 years ago
nothing worse than customers on the phone, no matter what you're selling.
2 years ago
On the rare occasions I dispatched at the taxi company, people would call us up and didn't even know which address they were at.
2 years ago
one lady who ordered food regularly never ordered anything straight from the menu she had to alter everyfuckingthing dish she had... fucking annoying bitch
2 years ago
never did the phone at my place, just the deliveries. Free food all the time though was awesome
2 years ago
Are you two related?
2 years ago
the free supper was the only reason i stayed there so long
2 years ago
fries is my half chinese sister
2 years ago
i love drunk interactions with cab companies and drivers...

"yeah, uhm just go to Falkenbergerstrasse, there's a supermarket there, wait in front of it, i'll be the drunk guy yelling 'woohoo, street boat trip' "

"uhm, okay, where is the street boat trip to?"

"Lenzstrasse. there'll be a guy yelling 'woohoo, street boat'. that's also the guy who will pay the fare so we better find him"

true story.
2 years ago
Shit, I'd get sick of chicken with cashew nuts and sweet and sour whatever real quick.
2 years ago
no you wouldn't
2 years ago
Yes, Yes I would. That sounds entirely plausible, Bird.
2 years ago
well that's one cab fare i wouldn't be taking... i'd just drive straight past you
2 years ago
Meat as meat though
2 years ago
use to get stuff not on the menu etc..that they made from the Chinese supermarket
2 years ago
Used to know a heavy drinker named "Dan the cab man." He'd get wasted on his nights off, then leave his car at the bar an ride home in another cab. The problem was that he always forgot where he left his fuckin' car.
2 years ago
i changed some names but yes, truest of stories. a friday night, me staying in already well drunk, when a buddy calls and orders me to come to this party. i refuse. 10 minutes later he calls me again and tells me to get downstairs and to the super market up my street since there'd be a cab waiting for me.... fucker was already too drunk to give them my proper adress.

it was a private house party, 4 people i dont know living together.

the next day with a vote of 3 to 1 they decided i was banned from their place for life. good times!
2 years ago
Wow, voted off the island.
2 years ago
haha yeah. but i didn't know anyone there apart from like 3 ppl and never saw any of the others again, so not really a loss.
2 years ago
You pissed in someone's sock drawer, didn't you?
2 years ago
@metalgear , i once ordered Chinese takeaway in Falmouth that looked like someone had made it from frozen readymeal packets
2 years ago
i think i was just my drunk self. that was enough.
2 years ago
obnoxious ...
2 years ago
very
2 years ago
Haha banned from a random house.. what a feat.
2 years ago
the fuck were you doing in cornwall?
2 years ago
wut
2 years ago
Shit when I was living in colorado my buddy fucked some dudes girl in the bath room of the party. dude came outside and hit me in the back of the head and his buddies pulled him pack saying not him the other one. I was like ummm wtf.
2 years ago
one word seagull.. shagging
2 years ago
So that's where whunu's been.
2 years ago
like anyone would touch him.
2 years ago
anyone else see the resemblance of Droopy the dog in whunu. The face is spot on.
2 years ago
He reminds me of Rod Farva.
2 years ago
but i actually like droopy
2 years ago
Farva is actually funny. So try again. Farva looks like an overweight dug.
2 years ago
droopy has the personality of dush but the face of a whunu.
2 years ago
gull do you play rocket league?
2 years ago
that all sounds a bit unfair on MrsWhunu
2 years ago
It's a twist. There is no Mrs. Whunu
2 years ago
nope. i don't. everyone says i should but i like neither soccer nor car games.
2 years ago
i'm currently hitting f5 on piratebay every 30 minutes, waiting for the gog upload of superhot to drop.
2 years ago
I dont either. This game was a great free game.
2 years ago
I was literally just looking at superhot. Pc only?
2 years ago
http://www.gamespot.com/reviews/superhot-review/1900-6416368/
2 years ago
i *think* it's coming to xbone soon, no word on ps4 yet.

the browser built and the beta were amazing.
2 years ago
So was your mom!
2 years ago
no. no, she really wasn't.
2 years ago
fries, that frozen meal might be the cornwall way
2 years ago
His mom was going one place... in the ground!!


/me John cena's
2 years ago
oster you could never be cena
2 years ago
funny how the woman is to blame and not the adulterous male... if that is indeed what happened here...
2 years ago
That's what I was going to say, she's getting fucked, who cares unless she's married too, but he is the one who is married and fucking someone else, beat him!
2 years ago
you guys speak chinese?
2 years ago
I bet they were related.
2 years ago
this is just noise
2 years ago
yeah... have you ever listened to yourself though
2 years ago
Ironic.
2 years ago
warst du nicht fett und rosig?

warst du nicht glücklich?

wo fing das an und wann, was hat dich irritiert?

was hat dich bloß so ruiniert?
2 years ago
^just noise
2 years ago
that was kind of the point i was trying to make.
2 years ago
stop subbing stuff with unsubstantiated claims squidley you fucktard
2 years ago
How about just stop subbing stuff.
2 years ago
2nded
2 years ago
3rd
2 years ago
well as bitchfights go, this must be one of the sexiest
2 years ago
now where the fuck have you been?
2 years ago
rehab? Kind of. In the sense that not muchoing has the theraputic effect of ending alcoholism
2 years ago
so, you're off the wagon then?
2 years ago
anyways wecome back. kurupt asked aboot you.
2 years ago
i told him you bought a rubber dinghy and make a living ferrying illegal immigrants across the channel.
2 years ago
hahaha

I would do that if I could afford the startup cost of a rubber dinghy. Only my navigational skills aren't great, we'd reach the coast and they'd stampede ashore only to find that they were back in France.

Sober still. So I will be boring, but cogently boring.
2 years ago
what prompted the sobering up?

and doesn't matter where you let em off the boat as long as you collect money beforehand.
2 years ago
I was drinking so much due to inordinate amounts of stress, which wasn't going to help resolve the reason why I was so stressed and unhappy in the first place. I'm on my last life I think. If I can't make something work for me, I'm out of options. I'm somewhat ashamed to say I've considered putting and end to it all.

Sorry to be a downer, but you did ask.
2 years ago
hey MD, nice to see you back
2 years ago
what's up MG
2 years ago
still alive I see
2 years ago
yep, unfortunately for you lot
2 years ago
make sure you bring that on oster and boxlightener
2 years ago
aren't we the same age? 33? bro, some doors might be closed but you still have sooo many opportunities and sooo many years ahead of you, why throw that away? but i get you, when i was at my lowest it was similar, a vicious circle of depression, money and social troubles and overindulging in whatever substances i could find to get away from it all... which of course didnt help.
that's when i went into rehab. ever since then it's been nothing but up. if a fiend like me can get himself out of the shit pond you sure can as well.
2 years ago
^ HOPE
2 years ago
my life turned from an anti-drug PSA to an inspirational tale
2 years ago
you should make a movie
2 years ago
jesus....

"me drunk"
"me high"
"me fapping"
"me sober"
"me somewhat less high"
"me still fapping"

take those 6 scenes and repeat em for 2 hours.

come to think of it, me high and me drunk are even on mucho.
2 years ago
MD, I seen your comment, it's not worth it dude. You can find your way out of this. Doesn't matter how hard it is, there's still an answer. You have to start to love yourself first and follow where it takes you. Don't give up dude, it's not worth it. There's a lot of things out there in this world that you haven't yet experienced yet and trust me, they're worth waiting for!
2 years ago
I just like seeing you in the bath tub byrd.
2 years ago
trainspotting comes to mind
2 years ago
MD, get a pet and take care of it, love it and then you'll see that it needs you and loves you and then you'll realize that you need to be there for it and thing might get better.
2 years ago
or get a wife with a stoke, just sayin.
2 years ago
Getting a dog helped me quite a bit.....
2 years ago
Yeah, but you bought a lot of peanut butter too.
2 years ago
That mutt helped focus my attention from everything crazy going on the constant battle of her chewing up my GOD DAMN FUCKING FENCE!!!!!!
2 years ago
Thanks gents. If I make it out alive I owe you all a few beers.
2 years ago
*when
2 years ago
Michelob Amber Bock if you're buying.
2 years ago
don't listen to nix btw.

that dog took half of his shit in the divorce.
2 years ago
Michelob? You can't be serious....
2 years ago
Not too far off there bird.....
2 years ago
Go spread your peanut butter.
2 years ago
Pizza's here, by for now.
2 years ago
welcome back unscented mako, please don't f'ing kill yourself
2 years ago
But if you do, at least find a way to post it.
2 years ago
Makodragon YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

You still here? I missed ya a bunch and been bugging people about where you went.
2 years ago
I've been pushing too many pencils!

Good to see you back man!
2 years ago
also ta magawd
2 years ago
I realize that probably looks like gibberish
2 years ago
Makobro...you're not alone with that crap...

Barret's 2015 summed up :
Tried to off myself a couple of times, was too much of a pussy to get the job done.
Had uncountable amounts of meltdowns that would make Zeke seem mentally healthy.
Got committed a couple of times.
Didn't want to Mucho and bring all that crap onto the site.
Now I'm on heart meds and anti-psychotics!
They even offered me shock therapy.
Right now I live in a government house for people they gave up on and they're just waiting for me to die already.

Man that was the worst attempt at cheering someone up ever.
But at least you didn't have to be a downer alone.
I think we all have lives left, whether we want them or not...I believe in the Makodragon.
2 years ago
Also, I had some strange pieces of meat cut off my back.
2 years ago
jesus barrel, sounded less dramatic the last time you told it.

i'm really glad you suck at suicide.
2 years ago
but hey, if you go through with it, can you put me down as next of kin....

i wanna get you stuffed, you can sit next to me on the couch when i play vidya gaemz.
2 years ago
You can't have my stuff, but that stuffing part sounds nice.
2 years ago
But only if you let me sleep in the bed with you once in a while.
2 years ago
i dont need your stuff, i just want my very own plastified, stuffed and intercourse ready barret real-doll.
2 years ago
you'll get a nice oversized doggie bed at the foot of the bed
2 years ago
Hahaha!
2 years ago
even better, md should draw a nice cartoon version of you, then model it in 3d... we'll take that shit to some chinese toy factory and make barret plushies!!
2 years ago
Hey MD!! You mother fucker!!!!
2 years ago
It probably doesn't help, but the way I try to see it is, when we die, we are dead Forever, and forever is such a god damn long time, compared to our short lives. So we might as well try to enjoy it while it lasts. Even if life sucks, there's always something to find enjoyment in. Even if it just making gay shops for a shock site for the unemployed, or jerking off to freakporn.
2 years ago
i don't wanna be dead forever.....

I WANNA BE BATMAN FOREVER!!
2 years ago
Bury me with my Batman shampoo....
2 years ago
If any of you mothefuckers kill yourselves I will never speak to you again.

stahp it
2 years ago
I still have to finish Mucho-Con 2016 :(
2 years ago
Dammit...way to run him off, barrel!! He just got back...
2 years ago
Was just thinking that.
2 years ago
Well...I'm still glad you're back...



Fuckwad!
2 years ago
I'll go out for a cig so its safe for MD to comment again.

and by out I mean to the storage room where my comfy pink chair that I bought for 10 bucks at the used store is.
2 years ago
I meant...I was glad you're back at least, barrel.


No homo!!!
2 years ago
fucker gets to sit in a comfy pink chair in a luxurious storage room while i have to put on 18 layers of clothing and freeze my ass off on the balcony every time i go for a smoke.

spoiled norwegayan
2 years ago
Eternal darkness is death. You don't care anymore.. you're dead.
2 years ago
eternal darkness is an overrated gamecube game
2 years ago
You're an overrated mucho user
2 years ago
i'm a mucho gem
2 years ago
Germ*
2 years ago
German*
2 years ago
At least two of those seem correct.
2 years ago
No just a germ. A weak substance that needs to feed on others.seagull the germ.
2 years ago
So not German then.
2 years ago
Never was. He saw how cool Germanguy was and wanted the fame.
2 years ago
Hey this is a MakoD thread! Take that shit to the Sprinkless threads.
* Barret refuses to take part until Makodragon gets back *
2 years ago
Seagull was born Ukraine. This bringing his ultra hate for puma. Only one yuk can be here he claimed. Decades of trying to kill his half brother puma still found out.
2 years ago
The euro punky??
2 years ago
sounds like you finished your 40
2 years ago
In Ukraine, 40 finish YOU.
2 years ago
Ha you still underestimate me. A 40oz.. try three.
2 years ago
and for the record, i'm the only german that isn'T a quitter or a casual:

romeo, jerkaholic, naggo, ancoron, blingbling, luda, germanguy... quitters, all of em.
2 years ago
Anyone that cares step in line one...
2 years ago
Teaser... there is no line one.
2 years ago
Life is too short, don't be hatin!

* toolman961 hasn't said that in a long time *
2 years ago
Her life was expected to be short.. stop hating toolie
2 years ago
drunk oster is punky lvl annoying
2 years ago
I'm a lover, not a hater.
2 years ago
I stand corrected, I love these chicken wings but I'm going to hate tomorrow morning when I shit them out.
2 years ago
"i'm a hova, not a later"

Jay-Z
2 years ago
a) you're supposed to chew em

b) you dont eat the bones
2 years ago
you're welcome
2 years ago
Sounds like you're a nigga.
2 years ago
Oster, time to make new videos.
2 years ago
A0 I do chew them.

B0 The dog eats the bones but not like NixonsGhost's dog.
2 years ago
Great metal song by elysia "filthy" sums up gulls mom pretty good. The chorus goes "dig the ditch bury the bitch"
2 years ago
What kind of new videos
2 years ago
Short return to show off awesome pink chair.
http://i.imgur.com/mLk22Cn.jpg


So you're saying Sealbasher is hardcore...
2 years ago
I notice the color is starting to change...
2 years ago
Nice trailer what is that job?
2 years ago
Gotta love that flea market furniture.
2 years ago
That's not pink, that's old.
2 years ago
Nah I only got half wood paneling :(
2 years ago
HOW IS THAT A STORAGE ROOM?
2 years ago
i hate my balcony so much right now
2 years ago
Shitty. Cash in your diabetes. You might get more money then
2 years ago
It's expensive
2 years ago
I'm surprised that the windows can open...
2 years ago
Maybe those old fashioned German storage rooms don't have windows, but here in Norway we believe in letting nature into even our storage rooms.
2 years ago
"Nature" lol
2 years ago
Nature's good
2 years ago
And trees are made of wood.
2 years ago
windows in a storage room.....

makes it way too easy for the women to flee.
2 years ago
unless they're jewish
2 years ago
The brown chair was 5 bucks...
Yeah those windows, its important that all windows open inwards instead of outwards, so we can let the rain and snow in, more in contact with nature you know...
2 years ago
Meh, worst that could happen is a broken leg from that height.
2 years ago
Seagull the windows are too small for that.
2 years ago
and trees are made of wood, reversed
2 years ago
* Barret takes pictures of the kitchen window now *
2 years ago
Oh, I thought we were just stating obvious things.
2 years ago
maybe try being realistic.
2 years ago
He needs to prove how shitty his home is.
2 years ago
Home is where the heart is.
2 years ago
It's in Pennsylvania, of course it's shitty. Oh, you mean Barret.
2 years ago
True.
2 years ago
In Pennsylvania, You can suck my dick you faggot.
2 years ago
both of you
2 years ago
Nah, that's probably still illegal, but thanks anyway.
2 years ago
Just in Pennsylvania?
2 years ago
you could use the extra money
2 years ago
ONLY in Pennsylvania!
2 years ago
Haha. Money.
2 years ago
No, I'll come to your pussy bread state of NY where all the faggots are from.
2 years ago
Hahaha mako is pussy bread.
2 years ago
Isn't that your state motto?
2 years ago
Nah, you won't. You're too dumb to use a map lmao
2 years ago
I used it to fuck your mom in the ass last night.
2 years ago
Funny because he has only seen dug. Dumb meets dumb.
2 years ago
meh. this thread turned sour...

* Steven_Seagull goes to bed *
2 years ago
Toolie is the east coast cryax.
2 years ago
Must be the old lady can't control her jaw anymore.
2 years ago
Nite byrd
2 years ago
inb4 Squidley gets real happy someone commented on his sub, and subs 50 more videos just like it.

Just kidding, he'd do that anyway.
2 years ago
and she said that I had more girth then you mako.
2 years ago
Meh, her next stroke will fix that.
2 years ago
Ohw you hold it right there!
2 years ago
If I keep fucking your mom in the ass, it just might give her another sroke, on my cock.
2 years ago
Nah, you hold it for me.
2 years ago
Hey, isn't it bath time, toolie? Gotta clean those bedsores.
2 years ago
Suddenly, Box.
2 years ago
Why won't your mom let you fuck her anymore and want me to fist her now?
2 years ago
Man, that's sad: a man reduced to wiping an ass everyday for the rest of his life. I'd probably become a drunk, too.
2 years ago
aren't you adequate enough for her anymore?
2 years ago
Shitty beer, shitty life in Pennsyltucky. Fuck, death would be better.
2 years ago
at least I have a woman to wipe.
2 years ago
Adequate enough for your wife? Probably, but that's gotta be like fucking a dead person
2 years ago
go spank your meat if you can find it under all your fat.
2 years ago
Especially how her jaw does that retarded 'NAH NAH NAH' thing lmao
2 years ago
I know you're thinking of me you fat faggot.
2 years ago
Nah, thinking of if your wife drools. That's smexy.
2 years ago
When you go as long as you have without pussy, doesn't that automatically make you gay?
2 years ago
I'd ask you the same thing.
2 years ago
Ya know, since your dead-I mean, wife, can't do it anymore. Makes ya wanna bat for the other team, I'm sure.
2 years ago
You're so insecure of yourself, you won't even post a selfie on Mucho because you don't want us all to see how gay you really are.
2 years ago
Meh people that matter know what I look like, noob. Come on now, time to wash those bedsores.
2 years ago
and I still get blow jobs from that drooling bitch so I'm still on the right team.
2 years ago
Hers, I mean, not yours.
2 years ago
Hey, not like she can fight back anyways, right?
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up
2 years ago
you seem to know a lot about bed sores, is that because of how obese you are?
2 years ago
Have another drink.
2 years ago
Completely sober tonight cum dumpster.
2 years ago
It won't help you escape, but might dull your pain for a little while.
2 years ago
Cum dumpster? You have me confused with your wifes jaw.
2 years ago
You sure do act just like your big brother whunu.
2 years ago
Hey guys! Who wants to watch me drive to a part time job?
2 years ago
and don't tell me you haven't swallowed a load or two driving that cab of yours in Buffalo
2 years ago
Settle down, part timer. Might have a stroke lmao
2 years ago
don't lie faggot
2 years ago
Never drive a cab in Buffalo, weirdly enough. Must have me confused with yourself.
2 years ago
*drove
2 years ago
you know you've swallowed at least one.
2 years ago
Though it would better than some shithole like Bridgeville.
2 years ago
so you admit it?
2 years ago
cum dumpster
2 years ago
Pennsyltucky: where the men are boys and the sheep run scared
2 years ago
you're such a twit
2 years ago
New York, where you are a faggot
2 years ago
So is her wheelchair motorized, or what?
2 years ago
So, do you suck dick for the protein?
2 years ago
Seems like a guy like you could pull a muscle pushing around all that weight.
2 years ago
Those beer muscles lmao
2 years ago
You'd pull a muscle if you could find it under all that fat.
2 years ago
Don't forget to clean all the dust off that wood paneling.
2 years ago
Dusty old Steelers shit. Meh, not like they've won anything in a while anyway.
2 years ago
You're gay, why don't you do it for me?
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/WCUj9Yn.jpg
2 years ago
So nice to blow your wife's check on bullshit like shitty beer and memorabilia.
2 years ago
Don't be hatin because you're such a loser in life
2 years ago
Too bad they won't make you full-time. That struggle is real, I know.
2 years ago
you brag about money but even still, no woman wants to be with you sorry tired faggot fat ass.
2 years ago
But hey that's what being a self-made guy can do for ya. No need to wait for the first of the month like you.
2 years ago
Call me a pimp
2 years ago
Don't worry, your EBT card will have more money soon.
2 years ago
next Thursday can't get here quick enough.
2 years ago
Maybe you can splurge next week. Idk how food stamps work, tbh. Never had that problem.
2 years ago
Can you loan me a few dollars until then buddy?
2 years ago
Get a job you bum.
2 years ago
I'll let you fuck my wife.
2 years ago
Well, now we're talkin'
2 years ago
I'm not really into necrophilia though.
2 years ago
Maybe you could a couple of the brothers to do it for ya.
2 years ago
First I have to know, how many sores do you have on your lips or dick right now because I know you only pay for dirty sex you fat faggot fuck!
2 years ago
Try English asshole
2 years ago
Nah, never had to pay for it. But yeah, your old lady could be a gold mine, there. I think she could handle four at a time, but you'd know better.
2 years ago
Who's the drunk in this thread?
2 years ago
Obviously^
2 years ago
I mean it's all you've got left, really.
2 years ago
Quit trying whunu, it doesn't work.
2 years ago
Is that why she doesn't fuck you anymore? Cause it "doesn't work?" lmao
2 years ago
why is it that the ones without any self esteem always try and attack others who have an individual that's been struck down in their prime and feel superior making them feel like they're less of a person for it? I don't get that. Why not attack me instead of my wife
2 years ago
FUCK OFF! PERIOD!
2 years ago
tl; dr
2 years ago
Maybe we should ask mako's brother whunu.
2 years ago
Hey, go right ahead. I'm sure you have his email address. Tards of a feather flock together.
2 years ago
make believe fucking assholes the two off ya!
2 years ago
Nah, he's a real asshole, rest assured.
2 years ago
i said the two off ya?
2 years ago
including YOU!
2 years ago
*of. Learn English first, box.
2 years ago
learn dutch first asshole i,m atleast trying!
2 years ago
I've had enough fun for tonight. I think I'll spend the rest of my evening with the woman that I love and quit spending time with a retard making fun of her. Hope you all have a pleasant evening with a fat faggot from Buffalo New York who knows more about anything then all of us put together except for knowing how to get a woman unless you pay for it. Goodnight
2 years ago
We speak English here. Makes it much easier to troll when we can understand wtf you're saying, dude.
2 years ago
Famous drunken slurred words from toolman. "I'm better than him cause I said so!"
2 years ago
Ohw you know what i,m saying!
do i have to spell it?
2 years ago
I can understand wanting a paraplegic lady though, in circumstances like that. She can't run away from you like the rest of them can.
2 years ago
Spoken from a really fat man who can't chase one.
2 years ago
You can't chase one? That's not a surprise. All those empty calories from shitty beer must really slow ya down, toolie.
2 years ago
But hey, why chase one when you've got one that can't leave, right?
2 years ago
hello again makodragon, stick around ya dumbfuck
...also: cool story barret, (ditto)
2 years ago
shit Barret, sorry I had to fuck off and try to collect myself. My timing is gash.

Barret mate, I'm sorry bro. Don't fucking do it again, you do not have clearance from MD.

And posslim, same goes for you, dude.

Fuck.
2 years ago
If I don't end up cracking up, it's you guy's duty to fucking be there to make it worth not being dead/certified
2 years ago
* makodragon salutes sporty, mako *


hat's off to you all
2 years ago
You okay there, dude?
2 years ago
as ok as I can be under the circumstances.

Hard to say really
2 years ago
Well, you've got us. It could be worse.
2 years ago
MD - ima guy who spent a week in his garage in 1999... hiding from the Voices and making friends with an opossum i thought was a mangy cat....
...things went down hill after that...

in other words: "okay" is a relative term...umm - i had something else here but meh


i'm just fine!
2 years ago
you're right

jeez

how can I ever cunt you guys off after this?
2 years ago
Just remember: if you think you're losing your mind? You're not.
2 years ago
ok now I am confuse
2 years ago
better go

t/c
2 years ago
Best of luck, dude. I have faith that you won't end up like fries.
2 years ago
* possum relooks for a possumdragon now *



2 years ago
Wtfs going on here ?
2 years ago
Mind your own business!
2 years ago
Scatter guys!!! It's ol' lady Fries
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost runs *
2 years ago
* Mako swims away *
2 years ago
I heard my name being mentioned
2 years ago
And it's fucking 5 in the morning
2 years ago
we'll try and be more quiet
2 years ago
go curl up in your nightgown and go back to bed
2 years ago
Good.. although that's gonna be hard with mako around as you can hear that fucker thinking
2 years ago
* possum lights a firework in his pants *
2 years ago
Pants: they cover up your butt.
2 years ago
Is barret like a Swedish version of Zeke ?
2 years ago
He's not Swedish
Nice bait tho
2 years ago
catch 22
2 years ago
For Barret and MD, I've been there. No hope and no future. Ready to pull the trigger. Ten years later two offices at work and my own bathroom there. Make good money, no debts, found a girl, bought a house. Never would have thought...... just saying.
2 years ago
Quitting is for faggots and sailors.
2 years ago
I've been stuck in it for 4 years now, haven't given in the drink yet and wouldn't do drugs, never have, but the meds help, I think
2 years ago
great thread..so much emoting and not a bald 4 eyed die antwoord loving alky bum in sight
2 years ago
zeke zeke zeke
2 years ago
Roland, two things:One, I am a sailor... douche. Two, how did you not do it? Serious question. Did you talk yourself down, or was there an extant support source? I gaze longingly at my handgun all the time. By the by, I think everyone on Mucho is at least 50% suicidal.
2 years ago
Ha faggot.
2 years ago
oster is a great example.But in his case, 50% might be a little generous.
2 years ago
Speaking of oster; dog, did we fight at some point? Why do you stfu everything I say? Idk, do whatever feels good man.
2 years ago
Yeah dog.
2 years ago
oster figures you to be a man of the cloth so he hopes to get some repent for his sins
2 years ago
I'm not a priest. Father Callahan is a character from The Dark Tower/Salem's Lot that I identify with. I would be called Rolandofgilead, but that bastard beat me to it.
2 years ago
A man of cloth like the dude in the restroom with the mints and shit?
2 years ago
No a man made of cloth dude, c'mon...
2 years ago
oster is garbage.
2 years ago
and you're....i dont member you,so nvr mind
2 years ago
no one does.
2 years ago
She is mad cause it's her sister.

She wanted her brother all to herself.
2 years ago
What caliber do you need and it has to be for a Savage.
2 years ago
Savage? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh YEAH!
2 years ago
I can't believe that she chose dishonor and took that beating.
2 years ago
Can't be too mad at the guy. They all look the same. Simple mistake.
2 years ago
squidley is so under appreciated
2 years ago
Yeah, that punky downvote is telling....
2 years ago
So he's not banned, just not commenting.
2 years ago
Why not marry squidley if you think he's so great
2 years ago
I dreamt Punky got unbanned. Watch out
2 years ago
You have dreams about Mucho? I'm not so sure that's a good thing.
2 years ago
Let's see. What does my daily routine consist off?
Working
Mucho
And I sure as hell don't want to dream about work
2 years ago
You forgot fapping
2 years ago
You know your life is shit when you start dreaming about cryax.
2 years ago
That's too bad. It's like Muchoception.
2 years ago
I speak Chinese. The main gist is the screaming woman is angry because the other woman played a joke by going pee-pee in her Coke.
2 years ago
so squidley is full of shit. again...
2 years ago
That would be funny, if there were such a a language as "Chinese."
2 years ago
and what would you know
2 years ago
That "Chinese" isn't a language, as I said. I know sometimes you're slow to get it, so I said it twice, just for you.
2 years ago
* Mako is here to help people like fries *
2 years ago
look if I wanted to know all about the consistency of shit then I would ask you
2 years ago
You'd be asking the wrong guy. Maybe ask one of your kids about that, or something. Oh wait, you can't.
2 years ago
you cant even use proper English so have little to say on any other language
2 years ago
Pot. Kettle. Black. And Chinese isn't a language.
2 years ago
I know you're wondering why.
2 years ago
like American isn't a language
2 years ago
Correct.
2 years ago
oh well at least we agree on something
2 years ago
I'm so happy.
2 years ago
did you find your friends today? are they in your head?
2 years ago
I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you
2 years ago
We've broken our mirrors
2 years ago
i was 11 when he died, but i still miss kurt more often than i'm comfortable to admit. very few people have had that kind of impact on my life.
2 years ago
it goes Christoph Schlingensief, David Bowie, Kurt Cobain....

i cried more tears for those 3 than for my own mother.
2 years ago
I didn't really "get" him when I was younger, so I was indifferent to his music for a long time. He was a prisoner of hi sown mind, unfortunately.
2 years ago
he was an addict, a fiend and most likely an asshole. but my uncle put me onto his work at a very young age. so even at age 11 i felt a profound loss.
2 years ago
Many of the best musicians died young, though.
2 years ago
CLUB 27
2 years ago
That's how old my father was when he died, too.
2 years ago
S Club 7
2 years ago
i wanked my dick off to those s club bitches
2 years ago
just like the spice gilrs they werent even that hot, but they were there, and i was a teen, and those outfits were just nippletastic
2 years ago
Hannah was the one for me
2 years ago
i dont remember their names, but i liked both blondes....

but

i was in my teens back then, you were going through your second divorce
2 years ago
Damn, that's a lot of alimony.
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/pXmDu9p.jpg
2 years ago
is this the most talked squidley post ever?
2 years ago
I imagine we've got quite a ways to go yet, MG. Might wanna look into it.
2 years ago
well a few more posts takes it over 400 anyways, squidley will be fappin
2 years ago
He'll repost this in a week.
2 years ago
its not a repost, its an update
2 years ago
That's something dumb that fries would say.
2 years ago
And a repost is a repost. End of story.
2 years ago
reposts are glitches in the matrix
2 years ago
The Matrix is not perfect, Steven.
2 years ago
the story never ends, its an open book
2 years ago
recover password
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