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Surströmming

Surströmming.... Dug committed to eating this nasty filth so once I have his address it's going in the mailbox. Good luck Dug.... Don't forget to dedicate your puking to me.

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by NixonsGhost

submitted February 19th 2016

309 comments
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Surströmming
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Dug... email me here:

ghostofnixon@gmail.com
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost logs into gmail and waits *
2 years ago
* possum remembers the zeke/Tr thingy now and guffaws *
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost checks spam folder just in case *
2 years ago
Nothing.... damn it dug
2 years ago
He better not fuck this up.
2 years ago
Also, be careful sending this. The Feds might fuck up and your package will end up in some warehouse in buffalo.

Pry a few bucks out and Fedex that shit.
2 years ago
I expect at least +10 Team Puke.
2 years ago
That's funny... Fedex is my courier of choice for anything beyond a simple letter.
2 years ago
Everything that must get to its location must go thru Memphis....

Oh, minus bodily fluids/feces...they frown on that.
2 years ago
If i mix it with coffee grounds they'll never suspect a thing.
2 years ago
Ding! Or put a shitload of coke in the box too.
2 years ago
Or try stinksack.com. Best smellproof bags on the market.
2 years ago
stink sack sounds like a gay porn site.... I'm not falling for that one....
2 years ago
Try again...
2 years ago
I use them, Nix.
2 years ago
My faves: https://stinksack.com/shop/3-wake-n-bakin-one-ounce-bags/
2 years ago
Sweet. I will email you when I get home Mr President.
2 years ago
Email sent....
2 years ago
...
2 years ago
....
2 years ago
,,,
2 years ago
+-+-
2 years ago
try eating a can of fiskbollar mixed with lutefisk to get you ready, dug
2 years ago
I think eating random animal shit would be better practice
2 years ago
*a bag of dicks
2 years ago
*random dude's underpants
2 years ago
Ohw like your comment?
2 years ago
stifle, box
2 years ago
stufle, pos
2 years ago
* possum stufles and is bored *
2 years ago
pretty dead tonight here i guess
2 years ago
I AM BUSY
2 years ago
sir - i would like to like you, and be nice to the nice, but...give me SOMETHING...something that isnt so zekey that i just give up (no offense zeke)

...shrugglies all around
2 years ago
...yeah - that's what i thought you poser
2 years ago
fuck off.
2 years ago
Look! We're not gonna have all that god damned cussing going on tonight...
2 years ago
Listen, you fucking rail humping coal fag. I decide what is best for you here. You whufuck!
2 years ago
You best stop all that name slinging! I'll turn this train around and run you over!
2 years ago
Do you know what's involved in turning a train around?? It's a pain in the balls!!!
2 years ago
You better hop-on the ole turn-table, you mega coal-drag.
2 years ago
Is that a fully loaded train with 100 cars or just the main car and caboose?
2 years ago
That will determine difficulty.
2 years ago
What even is that?
2 years ago
Near the bottom Dug committed to eating it on camera and posting it if anyone could find some....
2 years ago
So there you have it....
2 years ago
fucking lobos and swedes and fish stuff in general...

* possum eats donkey-sized 5guys burger and sleeps *
2 years ago
And not a single rotten fish was harmed in the making of this video.
2 years ago
Those pussies didn't even eat any.
2 years ago
^this
2 years ago
On a side note...those spoons worry me a bit...
2 years ago
a bit?
2 years ago
The good flatware is dirty in the sink until the new dishwasher get's installed
2 years ago
Do you make airplane noises when you're using those?
2 years ago
Not since my daughter out grew these.
2 years ago
please sporty..its airforceone...show some respect for the deceased liar in chief
2 years ago
Liar in chief = Win!!
2 years ago
Nix...did you know that there's a spoon museum in Jersey?
2 years ago
A fucking museum...
2 years ago
Of spoons!
2 years ago
Shit, there's a museum for everything. The Museum of Death in Hollywood is one of my personal favorites.
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost checks Expedia for flights to Jersey *
2 years ago
Steal the rhythm while you can
2 years ago
HELLO.???
IS THIS WINDOOOOWWWW OPEN????
IM HERE TO MAKE A BET

20 of yaketh's bitcoin says ol flattop dont eat

100000000000 pesos on the over under if he does he projectile pukes like a firehose
2 years ago
thats what im talkin bout moochoh
2 years ago
I'm not PayPaling you $12 to cover the fucking over on this, you cheap fuck.
2 years ago
i didnt get to the top of the infomercial heap by wasting my hard greenbacks shat ner
2 years ago
100000000000 pesos is 5489469000 US dollars, btw.
2 years ago
Is that mexican pesos, colombian pesos, or other?
2 years ago
Mexican.
2 years ago
I would like to get in on that bet.
2 years ago
pumpky you fuckin retarded cocked up drumstick
2 years ago
I love how he cant comment because he is too stupid.
2 years ago
The spoons match your retarded scary movie 2 hand.

"but it's my strong hand".
2 years ago
Lol nice bravery
You guys gonna uploaded videos of this, right? I wanna see the suffering. Good luck
2 years ago
I do recommend making into a meal, some thin bread, red onions, cold potatoes and sour read in a wrap. Drink a glass of spiced vodka with that
2 years ago
*sour cream
2 years ago
or you could just straight up let a donkey shit in your mouth
2 years ago
You should accept this challenge as well
2 years ago
Btw, letting your gf suit in your mouth is another challenge but you're welcome to do it
2 years ago
*shit..
Fuck I'm tired
2 years ago
I would pay to see that. FYI
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost opens checkbook again *
2 years ago
well wow

* possum twiddles paws and does a barret roll *
2 years ago
what's with the baby spoons
2 years ago
Sexy huh
2 years ago
They're for babies.... duh
2 years ago
you big baby
2 years ago
👶 👧
2 years ago
Oster, you cock bite
2 years ago
Couldn't hear you over your creepy child hands.
2 years ago
I'll strangle you with those creepy child hands.
2 years ago
haha, with those kiddly widdlies? might've to use your jump rope...
2 years ago
Last
2 years ago
...in line for sloppy sex with a whore
2 years ago
Hey, your mom offered us a group deal.
2 years ago
She has a loyalty program now...
2 years ago
I can't even eat sardines on my pizza.
2 years ago
why would you even put fish on a pizza
2 years ago
tuna on pizza is great!
2 years ago
tuna goes in a salad, pizza toppings should go no further than meat
2 years ago
and cheeses
2 years ago
cheeses? only one cheese, don't start with that Mozzarella
shit
2 years ago
cheddar
2 years ago
all the way
2 years ago
what about ricotta, gorgonzola, parmesan, pecorino or provolone?

you guys have the pizza palates of 13 year old boys.
2 years ago
i should go cheese shopping tomorrow
2 years ago
I think those are all acceptable cheeses for a pizza
2 years ago
I should buy more Surströmming tomorrow.
2 years ago
parmesan is not a cheese
2 years ago
what s it then?
2 years ago
This ought to be good....
2 years ago
its solidified and then grated vomit
2 years ago
i'm so giddy right now
2 years ago
and not even goat vomit as that would at least smell better
2 years ago
parmesan is delicious
2 years ago
delicious or not it smells fucking disgusting and I find my food tastes better when its smells nice
2 years ago
are you sure you know what parmesan is?
2 years ago
Maybe fires is thinking of pomeranian
2 years ago
Im pretty sure its puke... its even proven to contain the same chemicals as puke
2 years ago
yes. and your brain contains the same chemicals as your poop.
2 years ago
I would rather have poop on my meals
2 years ago
actually no I wouldn't...
2 years ago
tell us about other cheeses you dont like
2 years ago
knob cheese
2 years ago
yet you keep on eating that one
2 years ago
so weird
2 years ago
does not like parmesan sheese.... probably likes dick cheese
2 years ago
and not the singer
2 years ago
How many times did you fap while looking at my hand today?
2 years ago
Oh god damn it.....
2 years ago
Camembert on crackers is a must
2 years ago
Lol fries likes to eat shit
2 years ago
Shit > Surstrmming
2 years ago
Going to eat Surstromming^
2 years ago
I will try my best
2 years ago
When you're done puking...I want you to blow up the puke!
2 years ago
My suggestion is to eat it like LL suggested with some potatoes, onions, and sour cream. The worst part will be when you first open the can.
2 years ago
"DAS WUT AHM TAWKIN BOUT, MEWCHO!"
2 years ago
MMmmmm sour cream and rotten fish .... sounds like the 2 were meant for each other
2 years ago
Just blow up the fucking puke!!
2 years ago
I think you need to eat it plain
2 years ago
none of this hiding the taste in potatoes and sour cream
2 years ago
From what I've seen, if you can get past the smell, you're already ahead of the game.
2 years ago
I do like the idea of blowing up the puke..... will keep that in mind.
2 years ago
Or do a double whammy: puke into a glass and then drink the puke.
2 years ago
and blow up the re-puke?
2 years ago
trifecta
2 years ago
* DangerousDug adds shark to puke then "Ka-Pow" *
2 years ago
Or...shit it out and put it back in the can, shove it up a goats ass, and then blow it all up...
2 years ago
Nix, how old is that can?
2 years ago
He found it at some old weird fuckers yardsale that the end of the block.
2 years ago
looks like it was made July 2015 and is good until February 2017....
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost checks email *
2 years ago
"good until" lol
2 years ago
Mmmmmm fresh rotten fish is so much better
2 years ago
Dug..... Cryaxisadonkeyfucker Blvd sounds made up.....
2 years ago
I wish yak would weigh in on this. He's gotta know somebody that's tried it.
2 years ago
Yak's friends are all pussies
2 years ago
The Norwegians were drinking Piima with it in that one vid. Idk what the logic was behind that.
2 years ago
the milk drink is to neutralize the acids in the rotten fish
2 years ago
pH balance is very important to a healthy digestive system
2 years ago
I've heard that it's drank because it's a buttermilk that contains probiotic bacteria, probably a bacillus.
2 years ago
Might just go with Natty Light..... sounds more "Dug" anyhow
2 years ago
A fermented beverage with fermented fish? +10 team puke levels might actually be achieved.
2 years ago
I may need to ship this via overnight delivery....
2 years ago
I seriously can NOT wait to see this.
2 years ago
Gonna be even better than that old episode of Survivor where a chick ate a huge cave dwelling spider and it's claw grabbed her bottom lip as she tried to chew it.
2 years ago
You better overnight that shit Nix!
2 years ago
Gonna have to wait until the weekend anyhow.... sounds like otherwise I might be missing a day of work due to illness
2 years ago
It's not gonna make you sick, Dug.
2 years ago
Why must we be kept waiting??
2 years ago
They're actually making a supplement in capsule form out of Surstromming now that is said to promote digestion.
2 years ago
by rocketing what's ever in your stomach out via puke and explosive shits?
2 years ago
Well, they make supplements out of everything now, but that doesn't necessarily mean that they work.
2 years ago
Somebody on ebay is selling 2 cans of Surstromming for $80.
2 years ago
Maybe this one can hold us over until Dug gives it a go....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEl6Ey8Gdc
2 years ago
These bitches are hard core, yo...
2 years ago
go for 3 cans for $120
2 years ago
$20 to $30 is a better price point though
2 years ago
TheAngryGrandpa on YouTube tried to eat it once. He pierced the can with an opener and it sprayed the camera lens lol
2 years ago
HAHA! That dude in the back looks like a gay Dr. Dre.
2 years ago
that spic with the black shirt or the dude that manned up and ate it?
2 years ago
Later that evening they were all killed in a drive-by anyway.
2 years ago
The one that ate that shit...
2 years ago
Hmmm..... I would save the liquid, put it in a squirt gun, and go spray people in public at random..... bwahahahah
2 years ago
I gotta give the guy props for eating as much as he did. He was probably holding his breath for a minute or two.
2 years ago
now if you had to secretly go out and find people who would do nasty shit..you'd use this as the litmus test
2 years ago
The thug life in Texas has taken away his sense of taste and smell.... he felt NOTHING!!!!
2 years ago
Straight up eatin' fermented fish like a mafucka...yo!
2 years ago
* Sporty starts whistling California Love and presses the random button *
2 years ago
The bigger question is what ACDC song should Dug play in the background while he attempts to eat the Surströmming?

Currently, I'm thinking "All Screwed Up" circa 2001
2 years ago
Dirty Deeds
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg
2 years ago
I don't wanna drown out the puking sounds with music.... that would be a waste don't ya think ?
2 years ago
Yeah, that's a good point. Gotta get the full effect.
2 years ago
Wait, no. Play this in the background, Dug. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z3mgnHqAXg
2 years ago
Sooo....why do we have to wait until next weekend?
2 years ago
Haha, gay Dr. dre....
2 years ago
OK... no music.... I will add my own background sounds of ACDC or DIO....
2 years ago
Answer the fucking question, Dug!!!
2 years ago
Planned on drinking a few beers prior to doing this "liquid courage" considering it gets dark at 5:30 probably best to wait until the weekend.
2 years ago
Stop being a bitch and fuckin do it already.
2 years ago
You gonna try some after I do, Mako ??????
2 years ago
I've eaten far worse things than Surstromming, Dug.
2 years ago
Can't you drink in the middle of the week like the rest of us??
2 years ago
Mrs Dug will get angry with him.
2 years ago
Well lets just see when I get the shit and will go from there.
2 years ago
Dug, you're not planning on chickening out of this, are you? The former President paid good money for that delicacy.
2 years ago
No question about it..... It will happen.
2 years ago
"Swedish man's delight"
2 years ago
Redneck's Regurgitation
2 years ago
Puke everywhere...
2 years ago
Raining down on the goats and chickens
2 years ago
Ohw the humanity...
2 years ago
♪Skyrockets in flight, Swedish man's delight♫
2 years ago
I feel like I should try to keep it down without puking..... but that wouldn't be any fun, so that is my dilemma. Hopefully drinking a few beers before hand will ensure a good outcome.
2 years ago
You're gonna dry heave before you get that far, if the videos are any evidence of what it's like. The dry heaves are the best part.
2 years ago
I'd say try to keep it down... if you do... awesome. Drink some syrup of ipecac and force it up. If it comes up on its own.... that works too. Either way we win.
2 years ago
Beer/Milk/Surstromming....... can't stay down for long
2 years ago
Let's just see what the actual opening of the can is like. I hope it hoses you lol
2 years ago
Just catch it in a bucket and don't forget the ghetto m-80s...
2 years ago
Sporty really wants to see explosive vomit.
2 years ago
I can confirm the can is pressurized. The top and bottom were bulging when I got it.... it's going to spray for sure.
2 years ago
Stop teasing me.
2 years ago
*explosive diarrhea
2 years ago
Only have 1 "ghetto M-80" left. Dug is sad
2 years ago
You should feel lucky. They're fuckin banned here.
2 years ago
Banned nationwide.... as far as I know
2 years ago
unless you have a pyrotechnic license or something like that.
2 years ago
I mean fireworks in general are banned here. Class A misdemeanor.
2 years ago
Ahhhh.... fuck that shit
2 years ago
Worst thing they can do is fine you $500 though.
2 years ago
Two words...



South Carolina...
2 years ago
One word: Pennsylvania
2 years ago
Commercial grade fireworks sold roadside.
2 years ago
Goofy fuckers that live in podunk towns like toolman's will sell to anybody.
2 years ago
Pittsburgh is podunk ?
2 years ago
If your city has a professional sports team in it..... then it is probably not podunk
2 years ago
He doesn't live in Pittsburgh.
2 years ago
not podunk..... it would be Pro Dunk
2 years ago
*Pro Drunk
2 years ago
I live less than two miles from a fireworks company. One of the few US based ones left....they do some awesome shows.
2 years ago
dug you mean to tell me you caint fix up som yourselve?
2 years ago
Once the ATF started including explosives, they took all the fun out of things, Jim. At least we'll always have potato guns.
2 years ago
Potato guns are next on the ban list
2 years ago
Never gonna happen. Obama's not comin' ta take yer potata gun!
2 years ago
Was kinda planning on doing that Billy, but really don't want the ATF kicking my door down.
2 years ago
just ignore them dug
2 years ago
FTP
2 years ago
ABC
2 years ago
You need to try some Surstromming also SS
2 years ago
fuck no
2 years ago
I thought you krauts were "tough guys"..... get with the program
2 years ago
yes. i'm so fucking tough that i don't feel the need to be clown for a bunch of idiots on the internet.
2 years ago
really now
2 years ago
which was funny as fuck btw ^
2 years ago
*gay
2 years ago
that's different. i was drunk, bored and appalled by your idiocy.

i however wasnt sent shit by someone else in order to make a fool of myself like a dancing monkey on a leash.

and unlike you i never said i would do this shit.

you made that bed all for yourself, now sleep in it on your own.
2 years ago
* DangerousDug is not complaining. *
2 years ago
I wouldn't have said what I did unless I would make good on it.
2 years ago
good.

but don't think that somehow entitles you to tell me what i 'need to do'.
2 years ago
Do it for the motherland.... do it for Mucho !!!
2 years ago
Mein Surstromming
2 years ago
two things i don't give a fuck about
2 years ago
Surstromming Kampf ? Meh you get the picture
2 years ago
Mein Fuck off!
2 years ago
stop stealing my IQ points you niggers
2 years ago
just kidding...all my iq points are tied up in the presidential race between hilldawg and colonel bern sanders
2 years ago
who the fuck like thin mints?
2 years ago
"appalled by your idiocy"....that cuts deep.
2 years ago
The first cut is the deepest....
2 years ago
Maybe that blade wielding crab will make the cut....
2 years ago
I hope you have to watch porn with cutters. And I have no idea why that came to mind.
2 years ago
It's like you stuck your left hand in a deepfryer.
2 years ago
NixonsGhost
How many times did you fap while looking at my hand today?
14 seconds ago
report spam | like | stfu
2 years ago
Wut
2 years ago
You're gay for my hand. It's ok ya downvoting cock chomper
2 years ago
Why the fuck did you self shut the fuck yourself fucking idiot ?
2 years ago
What?
2 years ago
Your English translator broken, you dumb faggot?
2 years ago
Oster shut your stupid 🐓 hole
2 years ago
Fuck you Billy
2 years ago
Only 1750 to go....
2 years ago
Going to mail this out on Tuesday......
2 years ago
Special delivery!!!
2 years ago
This is en route.... probably show up at Dug's on Monday.
2 years ago
Excellent.
2 years ago
been a busy week.... but I left work early today to get this out....
2 years ago
Finally.....
2 years ago
so many dicks to suck, so little time to walk down to the post office
2 years ago
Have you seen the lines at the US post office?
2 years ago
its fucking purgatory
2 years ago
Out for delivery!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Annnnnnnnd Delivered!!!!
2 years ago
Dug, this is up to you now....
2 years ago
Yep.... was in my mailbox when I got back from work today.
2 years ago
"Toughest damn packing tape known to man" should be the name of the brand of tape you used. Damn.
2 years ago
I figured you have a knife handy. Besides, I didn't want to leave anything to chance...
2 years ago
you wrap that fish shit in gorilla tape dickie?
2 years ago
get to puking duhggy
2 years ago
It might be delicious
2 years ago
maybe you could get mrs duhggy to whip out her cans while she munches and pukes?
that'd be the greatest video Mucho has ever known....i'd predict 400 uv's
2 years ago
I am sure she would jump at the chance to eat rotten fish and puke while her tits dangle about
2 years ago
thats the spirit!
2 years ago
"I am sure she would jump at the chance to eat rotten fish and puke while her tits dangle about" is the most sexiest mucho comment ever
2 years ago
recover password