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Surströmming

Surströmming.... Dug committed to eating this nasty filth so once I have his address it's going in the mailbox. Good luck Dug.... Don't forget to dedicate your puking to me.

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by NixonsGhost

submitted February 19th 2016

309 comments
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Surströmming
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Dug... email me here:

ghostofnixon@gmail.com
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost logs into gmail and waits *
2 years ago
* possum remembers the zeke/Tr thingy now and guffaws *
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost checks spam folder just in case *
2 years ago
Nothing.... damn it dug
2 years ago
He better not fuck this up.
2 years ago
Also, be careful sending this. The Feds might fuck up and your package will end up in some warehouse in buffalo.

Pry a few bucks out and Fedex that shit.
2 years ago
I expect at least +10 Team Puke.
2 years ago
That's funny... Fedex is my courier of choice for anything beyond a simple letter.
2 years ago
Everything that must get to its location must go thru Memphis....

Oh, minus bodily fluids/feces...they frown on that.
2 years ago
If i mix it with coffee grounds they'll never suspect a thing.
2 years ago
Ding! Or put a shitload of coke in the box too.
2 years ago
Or try stinksack.com. Best smellproof bags on the market.
2 years ago
stink sack sounds like a gay porn site.... I'm not falling for that one....
2 years ago
Try again...
2 years ago
I use them, Nix.
2 years ago
My faves: https://stinksack.com/shop/3-wake-n-bakin-one-ounce-bags/
2 years ago
Sweet. I will email you when I get home Mr President.
1 year ago
Email sent....
1 year ago
...
1 year ago
....
1 year ago
,,,
1 year ago
+-+-
1 year ago
try eating a can of fiskbollar mixed with lutefisk to get you ready, dug
1 year ago
I think eating random animal shit would be better practice
1 year ago
*a bag of dicks
1 year ago
*random dude's underpants
1 year ago
Ohw like your comment?
1 year ago
stifle, box
1 year ago
stufle, pos
1 year ago
* possum stufles and is bored *
1 year ago
pretty dead tonight here i guess
1 year ago
I AM BUSY
1 year ago
sir - i would like to like you, and be nice to the nice, but...give me SOMETHING...something that isnt so zekey that i just give up (no offense zeke)

...shrugglies all around
1 year ago
...yeah - that's what i thought you poser
1 year ago
fuck off.
1 year ago
Look! We're not gonna have all that god damned cussing going on tonight...
1 year ago
Listen, you fucking rail humping coal fag. I decide what is best for you here. You whufuck!
1 year ago
You best stop all that name slinging! I'll turn this train around and run you over!
1 year ago
Do you know what's involved in turning a train around?? It's a pain in the balls!!!
1 year ago
You better hop-on the ole turn-table, you mega coal-drag.
1 year ago
Is that a fully loaded train with 100 cars or just the main car and caboose?
1 year ago
That will determine difficulty.
1 year ago
What even is that?
2 years ago
Near the bottom Dug committed to eating it on camera and posting it if anyone could find some....
2 years ago
So there you have it....
2 years ago
fucking lobos and swedes and fish stuff in general...

* possum eats donkey-sized 5guys burger and sleeps *
2 years ago
And not a single rotten fish was harmed in the making of this video.
2 years ago
Those pussies didn't even eat any.
2 years ago
^this
2 years ago
On a side note...those spoons worry me a bit...
2 years ago
a bit?
2 years ago
The good flatware is dirty in the sink until the new dishwasher get's installed
2 years ago
Do you make airplane noises when you're using those?
2 years ago
Not since my daughter out grew these.
2 years ago
please sporty..its airforceone...show some respect for the deceased liar in chief
2 years ago
Liar in chief = Win!!
2 years ago
Nix...did you know that there's a spoon museum in Jersey?
1 year ago
A fucking museum...
1 year ago
Of spoons!
1 year ago
Shit, there's a museum for everything. The Museum of Death in Hollywood is one of my personal favorites.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost checks Expedia for flights to Jersey *
1 year ago
Steal the rhythm while you can
1 year ago
HELLO.???
IS THIS WINDOOOOWWWW OPEN????
IM HERE TO MAKE A BET

20 of yaketh's bitcoin says ol flattop dont eat

100000000000 pesos on the over under if he does he projectile pukes like a firehose
2 years ago
thats what im talkin bout moochoh
2 years ago
I'm not PayPaling you $12 to cover the fucking over on this, you cheap fuck.
2 years ago
i didnt get to the top of the infomercial heap by wasting my hard greenbacks shat ner
2 years ago
100000000000 pesos is 5489469000 US dollars, btw.
2 years ago
Is that mexican pesos, colombian pesos, or other?
2 years ago
Mexican.
2 years ago
I would like to get in on that bet.
1 year ago
pumpky you fuckin retarded cocked up drumstick
2 years ago
I love how he cant comment because he is too stupid.
2 years ago
The spoons match your retarded scary movie 2 hand.

"but it's my strong hand".
2 years ago
Lol nice bravery
You guys gonna uploaded videos of this, right? I wanna see the suffering. Good luck
2 years ago
I do recommend making into a meal, some thin bread, red onions, cold potatoes and sour read in a wrap. Drink a glass of spiced vodka with that
2 years ago
*sour cream
2 years ago
or you could just straight up let a donkey shit in your mouth
2 years ago
You should accept this challenge as well
2 years ago
Btw, letting your gf suit in your mouth is another challenge but you're welcome to do it
2 years ago
*shit..
Fuck I'm tired
2 years ago
I would pay to see that. FYI
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost opens checkbook again *
1 year ago
well wow

* possum twiddles paws and does a barret roll *
1 year ago
what's with the baby spoons
2 years ago
Sexy huh
1 year ago
They're for babies.... duh
1 year ago
you big baby
1 year ago
👶 👧
1 year ago
Oster, you cock bite
1 year ago
Couldn't hear you over your creepy child hands.
1 year ago
I'll strangle you with those creepy child hands.
1 year ago
haha, with those kiddly widdlies? might've to use your jump rope...
1 year ago
Last
1 year ago
...in line for sloppy sex with a whore
1 year ago
Hey, your mom offered us a group deal.
1 year ago
She has a loyalty program now...
1 year ago
I can't even eat sardines on my pizza.
1 year ago
why would you even put fish on a pizza
1 year ago
tuna on pizza is great!
1 year ago
tuna goes in a salad, pizza toppings should go no further than meat
1 year ago
and cheeses
1 year ago
cheeses? only one cheese, don't start with that Mozzarella
shit
1 year ago
cheddar
1 year ago
all the way
1 year ago
what about ricotta, gorgonzola, parmesan, pecorino or provolone?

you guys have the pizza palates of 13 year old boys.
1 year ago
i should go cheese shopping tomorrow
1 year ago
I think those are all acceptable cheeses for a pizza
1 year ago
I should buy more Surströmming tomorrow.
1 year ago
parmesan is not a cheese
1 year ago
what s it then?
1 year ago
This ought to be good....
1 year ago
its solidified and then grated vomit
1 year ago
i'm so giddy right now
1 year ago
and not even goat vomit as that would at least smell better
1 year ago
parmesan is delicious
1 year ago
delicious or not it smells fucking disgusting and I find my food tastes better when its smells nice
1 year ago
are you sure you know what parmesan is?
1 year ago
Maybe fires is thinking of pomeranian
1 year ago
Im pretty sure its puke... its even proven to contain the same chemicals as puke
1 year ago
yes. and your brain contains the same chemicals as your poop.
1 year ago
I would rather have poop on my meals
1 year ago
actually no I wouldn't...
1 year ago
tell us about other cheeses you dont like
1 year ago
knob cheese
1 year ago
yet you keep on eating that one
1 year ago
so weird
1 year ago
does not like parmesan sheese.... probably likes dick cheese
1 year ago
and not the singer
1 year ago
How many times did you fap while looking at my hand today?
1 year ago
Oh god damn it.....
1 year ago
Camembert on crackers is a must
1 year ago
Lol fries likes to eat shit
1 year ago
Shit > Surstrmming
1 year ago
Going to eat Surstromming^
1 year ago
I will try my best
1 year ago
When you're done puking...I want you to blow up the puke!
1 year ago
My suggestion is to eat it like LL suggested with some potatoes, onions, and sour cream. The worst part will be when you first open the can.
1 year ago
"DAS WUT AHM TAWKIN BOUT, MEWCHO!"
1 year ago
MMmmmm sour cream and rotten fish .... sounds like the 2 were meant for each other
1 year ago
Just blow up the fucking puke!!
1 year ago
I think you need to eat it plain
1 year ago
none of this hiding the taste in potatoes and sour cream
1 year ago
From what I've seen, if you can get past the smell, you're already ahead of the game.
1 year ago
I do like the idea of blowing up the puke..... will keep that in mind.
1 year ago
Or do a double whammy: puke into a glass and then drink the puke.
1 year ago
and blow up the re-puke?
1 year ago
trifecta
1 year ago
* DangerousDug adds shark to puke then "Ka-Pow" *
1 year ago
Or...shit it out and put it back in the can, shove it up a goats ass, and then blow it all up...
1 year ago
Nix, how old is that can?
1 year ago
He found it at some old weird fuckers yardsale that the end of the block.
1 year ago
looks like it was made July 2015 and is good until February 2017....
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost checks email *
1 year ago
"good until" lol
1 year ago
Mmmmmm fresh rotten fish is so much better
1 year ago
Dug..... Cryaxisadonkeyfucker Blvd sounds made up.....
1 year ago
I wish yak would weigh in on this. He's gotta know somebody that's tried it.
1 year ago
Yak's friends are all pussies
1 year ago
The Norwegians were drinking Piima with it in that one vid. Idk what the logic was behind that.
1 year ago
the milk drink is to neutralize the acids in the rotten fish
1 year ago
pH balance is very important to a healthy digestive system
1 year ago
I've heard that it's drank because it's a buttermilk that contains probiotic bacteria, probably a bacillus.
1 year ago
Might just go with Natty Light..... sounds more "Dug" anyhow
1 year ago
A fermented beverage with fermented fish? +10 team puke levels might actually be achieved.
1 year ago
I may need to ship this via overnight delivery....
1 year ago
I seriously can NOT wait to see this.
1 year ago
Gonna be even better than that old episode of Survivor where a chick ate a huge cave dwelling spider and it's claw grabbed her bottom lip as she tried to chew it.
1 year ago
You better overnight that shit Nix!
1 year ago
Gonna have to wait until the weekend anyhow.... sounds like otherwise I might be missing a day of work due to illness
1 year ago
It's not gonna make you sick, Dug.
1 year ago
Why must we be kept waiting??
1 year ago
They're actually making a supplement in capsule form out of Surstromming now that is said to promote digestion.
1 year ago
by rocketing what's ever in your stomach out via puke and explosive shits?
1 year ago
Well, they make supplements out of everything now, but that doesn't necessarily mean that they work.
1 year ago
Somebody on ebay is selling 2 cans of Surstromming for $80.
1 year ago
Maybe this one can hold us over until Dug gives it a go....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEl6Ey8Gdc
1 year ago
These bitches are hard core, yo...
1 year ago
go for 3 cans for $120
1 year ago
$20 to $30 is a better price point though
1 year ago
TheAngryGrandpa on YouTube tried to eat it once. He pierced the can with an opener and it sprayed the camera lens lol
1 year ago
HAHA! That dude in the back looks like a gay Dr. Dre.
1 year ago
that spic with the black shirt or the dude that manned up and ate it?
1 year ago
Later that evening they were all killed in a drive-by anyway.
1 year ago
The one that ate that shit...
1 year ago
Hmmm..... I would save the liquid, put it in a squirt gun, and go spray people in public at random..... bwahahahah
1 year ago
I gotta give the guy props for eating as much as he did. He was probably holding his breath for a minute or two.
1 year ago
now if you had to secretly go out and find people who would do nasty shit..you'd use this as the litmus test
1 year ago
The thug life in Texas has taken away his sense of taste and smell.... he felt NOTHING!!!!
1 year ago
Straight up eatin' fermented fish like a mafucka...yo!
1 year ago
* Sporty starts whistling California Love and presses the random button *
1 year ago
The bigger question is what ACDC song should Dug play in the background while he attempts to eat the Surströmming?

Currently, I'm thinking "All Screwed Up" circa 2001
1 year ago
Dirty Deeds
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg
1 year ago
I don't wanna drown out the puking sounds with music.... that would be a waste don't ya think ?
1 year ago
Yeah, that's a good point. Gotta get the full effect.
1 year ago
Wait, no. Play this in the background, Dug. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z3mgnHqAXg
1 year ago
Sooo....why do we have to wait until next weekend?
1 year ago
Haha, gay Dr. dre....
1 year ago
OK... no music.... I will add my own background sounds of ACDC or DIO....
1 year ago
Answer the fucking question, Dug!!!
1 year ago
Planned on drinking a few beers prior to doing this "liquid courage" considering it gets dark at 5:30 probably best to wait until the weekend.
1 year ago
Stop being a bitch and fuckin do it already.
1 year ago
You gonna try some after I do, Mako ??????
1 year ago
I've eaten far worse things than Surstromming, Dug.
1 year ago
Can't you drink in the middle of the week like the rest of us??
1 year ago
Mrs Dug will get angry with him.
1 year ago
Well lets just see when I get the shit and will go from there.
1 year ago
Dug, you're not planning on chickening out of this, are you? The former President paid good money for that delicacy.
1 year ago
No question about it..... It will happen.
1 year ago
"Swedish man's delight"
1 year ago
Redneck's Regurgitation
1 year ago
Puke everywhere...
1 year ago
Raining down on the goats and chickens
1 year ago
Ohw the humanity...
1 year ago
♪Skyrockets in flight, Swedish man's delight♫
1 year ago
I feel like I should try to keep it down without puking..... but that wouldn't be any fun, so that is my dilemma. Hopefully drinking a few beers before hand will ensure a good outcome.
1 year ago
You're gonna dry heave before you get that far, if the videos are any evidence of what it's like. The dry heaves are the best part.
1 year ago
I'd say try to keep it down... if you do... awesome. Drink some syrup of ipecac and force it up. If it comes up on its own.... that works too. Either way we win.
1 year ago
Beer/Milk/Surstromming....... can't stay down for long
1 year ago
Let's just see what the actual opening of the can is like. I hope it hoses you lol
1 year ago
Just catch it in a bucket and don't forget the ghetto m-80s...
1 year ago
Sporty really wants to see explosive vomit.
1 year ago
I can confirm the can is pressurized. The top and bottom were bulging when I got it.... it's going to spray for sure.
1 year ago
Stop teasing me.
1 year ago
*explosive diarrhea
1 year ago
Only have 1 "ghetto M-80" left. Dug is sad
1 year ago
You should feel lucky. They're fuckin banned here.
1 year ago
Banned nationwide.... as far as I know
1 year ago
unless you have a pyrotechnic license or something like that.
1 year ago
I mean fireworks in general are banned here. Class A misdemeanor.
1 year ago
Ahhhh.... fuck that shit
1 year ago
Worst thing they can do is fine you $500 though.
1 year ago
Two words...



South Carolina...
1 year ago
One word: Pennsylvania
1 year ago
Commercial grade fireworks sold roadside.
1 year ago
Goofy fuckers that live in podunk towns like toolman's will sell to anybody.
1 year ago
Pittsburgh is podunk ?
1 year ago
If your city has a professional sports team in it..... then it is probably not podunk
1 year ago
He doesn't live in Pittsburgh.
1 year ago
not podunk..... it would be Pro Dunk
1 year ago
*Pro Drunk
1 year ago
I live less than two miles from a fireworks company. One of the few US based ones left....they do some awesome shows.
1 year ago
dug you mean to tell me you caint fix up som yourselve?
1 year ago
Once the ATF started including explosives, they took all the fun out of things, Jim. At least we'll always have potato guns.
1 year ago
Potato guns are next on the ban list
1 year ago
Never gonna happen. Obama's not comin' ta take yer potata gun!
1 year ago
Was kinda planning on doing that Billy, but really don't want the ATF kicking my door down.
1 year ago
just ignore them dug
1 year ago
FTP
1 year ago
ABC
1 year ago
You need to try some Surstromming also SS
1 year ago
fuck no
1 year ago
I thought you krauts were "tough guys"..... get with the program
1 year ago
yes. i'm so fucking tough that i don't feel the need to be clown for a bunch of idiots on the internet.
1 year ago
really now
1 year ago
which was funny as fuck btw ^
1 year ago
*gay
1 year ago
that's different. i was drunk, bored and appalled by your idiocy.

i however wasnt sent shit by someone else in order to make a fool of myself like a dancing monkey on a leash.

and unlike you i never said i would do this shit.

you made that bed all for yourself, now sleep in it on your own.
1 year ago
* DangerousDug is not complaining. *
1 year ago
I wouldn't have said what I did unless I would make good on it.
1 year ago
good.

but don't think that somehow entitles you to tell me what i 'need to do'.
1 year ago
Do it for the motherland.... do it for Mucho !!!
1 year ago
Mein Surstromming
1 year ago
two things i don't give a fuck about
1 year ago
Surstromming Kampf ? Meh you get the picture
1 year ago
Mein Fuck off!
1 year ago
stop stealing my IQ points you niggers
1 year ago
just kidding...all my iq points are tied up in the presidential race between hilldawg and colonel bern sanders
1 year ago
who the fuck like thin mints?
1 year ago
"appalled by your idiocy"....that cuts deep.
1 year ago
The first cut is the deepest....
1 year ago
Maybe that blade wielding crab will make the cut....
1 year ago
I hope you have to watch porn with cutters. And I have no idea why that came to mind.
1 year ago
It's like you stuck your left hand in a deepfryer.
1 year ago
NixonsGhost
How many times did you fap while looking at my hand today?
14 seconds ago
report spam | like | stfu
1 year ago
Wut
1 year ago
You're gay for my hand. It's ok ya downvoting cock chomper
1 year ago
Why the fuck did you self shut the fuck yourself fucking idiot ?
1 year ago
What?
1 year ago
Your English translator broken, you dumb faggot?
1 year ago
Oster shut your stupid 🐓 hole
1 year ago
Fuck you Billy
1 year ago
Only 1750 to go....
1 year ago
Going to mail this out on Tuesday......
1 year ago
Special delivery!!!
1 year ago
This is en route.... probably show up at Dug's on Monday.
1 year ago
Excellent.
1 year ago
been a busy week.... but I left work early today to get this out....
1 year ago
Finally.....
1 year ago
so many dicks to suck, so little time to walk down to the post office
1 year ago
Have you seen the lines at the US post office?
1 year ago
its fucking purgatory
1 year ago
Out for delivery!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Annnnnnnnd Delivered!!!!
1 year ago
Dug, this is up to you now....
1 year ago
Yep.... was in my mailbox when I got back from work today.
1 year ago
"Toughest damn packing tape known to man" should be the name of the brand of tape you used. Damn.
1 year ago
I figured you have a knife handy. Besides, I didn't want to leave anything to chance...
1 year ago
you wrap that fish shit in gorilla tape dickie?
1 year ago
get to puking duhggy
1 year ago
It might be delicious
1 year ago
maybe you could get mrs duhggy to whip out her cans while she munches and pukes?
that'd be the greatest video Mucho has ever known....i'd predict 400 uv's
1 year ago
I am sure she would jump at the chance to eat rotten fish and puke while her tits dangle about
1 year ago
thats the spirit!
1 year ago
"I am sure she would jump at the chance to eat rotten fish and puke while her tits dangle about" is the most sexiest mucho comment ever
1 year ago
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