points: 18

Unconscious assfuck

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Yes means yes

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by Jones

submitted February 4th 2016

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thoise efukt recuts are the worst
2 years ago
uv for THOISE shitty comments shitbird makes
2 years ago
I always imagined you being wrong, me being right. Even when I am wrong, you are still wrong and I am now right.

You have to understand, my understanding of our understanding was that you understood I understood you better then even you do.

I mean, I have meant to mean that I mean what I mean from the beginning. I have always had and continue to have what I have.

What I have is that I am imagining this situation. This situation that you cannot even imagine. I don’t think I can even imagine it, but I’m imagining it right now.

What I’m imagining is this great comment. It’s a comment that’s great because I right now, I’m right and what I have is this comment I have and it’s great.

Your with me on this, this is a great comment. I am giving you this great comment at a great value. The value is something you cannot even imagine us imagining for you.

I have a comment to sell, would you like to buy it?
2 years ago
tldr
2 years ago
more like tlcr
2 years ago
tdcr?
2 years ago
anywqays, you're stupid
2 years ago
hah!
2 years ago
pwned
2 years ago
Wrong again dragon breath
2 years ago
Not reading long drivel does not equall pwn
2 years ago
self pwned
2 years ago
Wrong again tiger breath
2 years ago
/whunu keeps shovelling
2 years ago
/shitbird unfortunately keeps breathing
2 years ago
"boo hoo hoo, this random german stranger on the internet is younger, smarter, richer, quicker and better-looking than me..... and also he knows my native language better than i do.... what can i do?"
2 years ago
cry some more you desperate old faggot, that will do the trick
2 years ago
* whunu sees how much shitbird is so self unaware then shakes his head and face palms *
2 years ago
Yeah. Which is unsurprisingly the line I used last night. The difference being it made sense then.
2 years ago
You think too much of yourself,I simply made a statement.The fact that you believe this came from you just shows your superiority complex.
Not any one language or statements,slang,idioms etc.,etc. belong exclusively to you,and just because a person 1 out of 7 billion used one does not mean that it originated from you.
2 years ago
Self serving,self unaware idiot.
2 years ago
Steven_Seagull
i used to get mad at whunu.

And you still do,you invite me into your home by logging in,I slither in through that thin cable and I am there.
I am in your abode and by your choice of words I MAKE YOU MAD.
I love it,you let me infiltrate your home,your life,your well being.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ9_vCTrxJM
2 years ago
the total meltdown of the guy that got caught stealing
2 years ago
Aw you guys love each other
2 years ago
That's the Bill Cosby Cocktail
2 years ago
They call it the Pudding Pop.
2 years ago
That reminded me of my time in Tennessee, even though my girlfriend at the time didn't drink, she was just a very deep sleeper.
2 years ago
Or just pretending to sleep
2 years ago
is that what your german ex-whore did?
2 years ago
Na...it was you current scuzzy slut because she thought I was you.

Until she realized she was feeling more than just a "little" prick
2 years ago
wow, good one!

now say it in english!
2 years ago
Steven_Seagull
i used to get mad at whunu.

And you still do,you invite me into your home by logging in,I slither in through that thin cable and I am there.
I am in your abode and by your choice of words I MAKE YOU MAD.
I love it,you let me infiltrate your home,your life,your well being.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ9_vCTrxJM
2 years ago
She would have shat all over the place if this was real
2 years ago
03:40 "I forgive you , Darwin"
2 years ago
This video should be required viewing for every coed that might want to party.
2 years ago
Hey Los has anything like this ever happened to you ?
2 years ago
I betting its happened to you loads of times. probably on a weekly basis too you homo
2 years ago
recover password
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