Can you get hard if you keep loosing all the blood that is pumped into your penis to get it that way in the first place? and, Do you think he tried that on his finger first just to see how much that was going to hurt? and last but not least, That was a rat trap, not a mouse trap.
Hey gull, i'm reading a book about you at the moment, it's called Seagalogy, a study of the ass kicking films of Steven Seagal, have you ever read it? He made a lot of fucking shit movies.
It's a good read, funny too. It's written by the director of Pineapple express, he's a big Seagal fan. Iv'e been on the job hunt alright, but all i'm getting back is letters to say that the c.v is being kept on file.
Yeah, i couldn't think of his name. The book was originally released back in the 00's, but the one i got is updated, so it features chapters on his blues band, his energy drink and cologne, and the tv series lawman, didn't get that far into it yet, it's around 800 pages.
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you hate everyone
also hi, you potato fiddler! where you been? got a job?