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DOOM MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOOT YOUR VOTES, I JUST CAME LIKE AKA ON A PLAYGROUND!!!!!!!!!!! DOOM MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Steven_Seagull

submitted February 4th 2016

143 comments
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* Sporty pre-orders *
2 years ago
*scours bit torrent
2 years ago
too early for that
2 years ago
they never ever improved upon Doom 1 , 2 and Final Doom
2 years ago
how can you go from from a large-ish free-roaming-ish game to a fucking corridor game with a far better console ???????
2 years ago
Ummmm...doom was nothing but a corridor shooter. It was the original corridor shooter in fact.
2 years ago
wow. fries used none of these words right.
2 years ago
bollocks.... doom 1 and 2 had some pretty large open areas and then Doom 3 went to utter shite room by room corridor game that was no betther than Alien Trilogy on the ps1
2 years ago
fyi I payed £40 for Doom 3 and played 3 fucking times , id software are nothing but fucking con artists
2 years ago
Well...to be fair...they were more into building engines rather than game content.
2 years ago
Until Epic came in and put the smack down on them.
2 years ago
oh. so this trailer of an upcoming game made you talk aboot something that is 12 yrs old? i gladly eat my words then.

and yes doom 3 was one of those many many unfortunate "lets do half life 2 again" shit games, but that was 12 friggin years ago!
2 years ago
also HL2 sucked, there, i said it. fuck that shit.
2 years ago
milestone my fucking ass. take that grav gun and shoot a sawblade up your ass gaben.
2 years ago
im angry at spending my hard earned scooter money on utter shite games.
2 years ago
I think it's more games not living up to expectations rather than them actually being terrible. Expecting more out of a game isn't exactly the same as a game being utter "shite".
2 years ago
that is a fair point
2 years ago
Doom 3 is utter shite simple as....
2 years ago
I have to agree with fries. Doom 1 and 2 were amazing games at the time and they were fun as fuck rather than being based on the best engine possible or with the best graphics. And they deliberately made that tradeoff when designing them. And they were so fucking fast ,especially in multiplayer. I don't know why they slowed games so much after that, fucking boring. I can't play that shit. I need to be running and killing constantly otherwise the game is more boring than life. When the internet-playable versions came out, the difference between 40 ping and 100 ping made one player nearly invincible because the game was that fucking fast. Now you got like 8 seconds to react.
2 years ago
Calm down, old gay geezer.
2 years ago
Quake 3...it simply never got any better than that
2 years ago
Mods is what made games like Quake and Unreal Tournament.
2 years ago
Quake was too slow. I want the other guy dead before I realize my finger moved.
2 years ago
They had a mod for everything including making killing easier and faster in Quake so your statement is null el_fucko
2 years ago
did they have a mod for making you less of a quake queer ?
2 years ago
He only used the mod that gave his dude leather pants and made all the enemies rape him in the ass.
2 years ago
A game shouldn't need mods to be fun. It should come that way. Otherwise it's like shitty movies that make no sense unless you bother to read the book. Just make it good.
2 years ago
Two of the gayest muchoers making gay jokes about me.
Oh the irony.
2 years ago
Wanko isn't gay. He is past gay.
2 years ago
polysexual?
2 years ago
Hexasexual
2 years ago
Metasexual.
2 years ago
Also it's not gay to fuck a man if you've already fucked all the nearby women.
2 years ago
define "nearby"
2 years ago
Fallout 4 is where its at faggot
2 years ago
F4 is trash
2 years ago
don't you dare talk trash about the finest game ever.... its time to build pretty things in a post-apocalyptic world bitches
2 years ago
Bioshock Infinite.
2 years ago
its a good game but ruined some what by the ending
2 years ago
Alt + F4 is ok though
2 years ago
and I would never have given my daughter away like Booker
2 years ago
the daughter you didn't raise and haven't seen in years you mean?
2 years ago
that's the one
2 years ago
and the entire bioshock series was trash as well.... linear, pretentious, nonsensical and entirely weightless. some of the worst-feeling guns ever put into a game.
2 years ago
and before anyone asks, the last fps i truly enjoyed was FC3.

open, gorgeous-looking, great guns and a freedom of choice on how to approach combat that i find sorely lacking in most other games.
2 years ago
oveer the weekend i'll check out call of juarez: gunslinger which you can currently get on humblebundle for 33 cents.
2 years ago
having seen these Doom 4 clips weeks ago I would never have thought to post them here.....
2 years ago
seagull must think shoe laces are the realm of science fiction future
2 years ago
this was released today, so i have no idea the fuck you think you're talking aboot.
2 years ago
well I either dreamt I saw this already or I have seen this already
2 years ago
there was some gameplay footage but this campaign trailer only got released today.
2 years ago
Man I actually made to 0:00
2 years ago
WE ALL CARE DEEPLY ABOUT THAT
2 years ago
Why "Thank You Shitbird",I thought you might
2 years ago
your punctuation abuse makes baby jesus weep
2 years ago
I'm crying?
2 years ago
that doesnt make any sense
2 years ago
I forgive you son,you know not what you say.
2 years ago
still doesnt
2 years ago
I know that in today's society that the life expectancy has grown increasingly larger but what baffles me is, how long do we wait for our children to grow up now?
2 years ago
what is your point?
2 years ago
Speak only when you're spoken too, and you're not quite ready to sit at the big people's table yet, now are you!
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up whunu!
2 years ago
That didn't help
2 years ago
the new doom looks shit, should have left it to the retro hall of fame
2 years ago
Your face
2 years ago
It ain't no Wolfenstein 3D
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdcnQISuF_Y
2 years ago
Last game I ever played with holding down the spacebar
2 years ago
Uh oh , you just made him like you more loslobos , anytime you respond to a comment of his , he just falls more in love with you .
2 years ago
Uh oh you just made her like you less cryax , anytime you respond to a comments of hers , she just falls more in despair with you.
2 years ago
det är sant. första datum idéer inkluderar middag , drinkar , konsert och slå skiten ur crybaby här .
2 years ago
crybaby looks suspiciously english nix
2 years ago
I'm still learning.... right now I speak swenglish
2 years ago
Dinner and drinks? What is this, 1972? Just start at the beating
2 years ago
I'm in.
2 years ago
What better way to really get to know someone then to observe their knuckles after smashing his face in....
2 years ago
$100 says he drops faster than a little kid riding his bike for the first time without training wheels.
2 years ago
Tough talk keyboard warrior
2 years ago
Wouldn't that be touch typing then?
2 years ago
tough even?
2 years ago
jesus.....
2 years ago
it's past your bedtime....
2 years ago
I'm going to bed
2 years ago
steady nix
2 years ago
in other gaming news: i just got my rockpapershotgun account suspended for making fun of sjw's and calling john smith a tosser- which he is.

anybody know a decent gaming news website that isn't either totally bought out by the industry or infested with sjw/ p.c. bullshit? people can shrug off gamergate all they want, but the current state of games journalism is beyond poor.
2 years ago
good
2 years ago
i dont need your opinion, i need a proper gaming news site that wont stuff either corporate or social justice propaganda down my eyeholes...
2 years ago
read reviews across the board then, taking the opinions of one gaming site is madness
2 years ago
they are all the same!!! all!!! just look at who owns the shit, runs the shit, is part of digra and game journo pro... there is no across the board. eurogamer, kotaku, polygon, informer, ign, giantbomb, gamespot, there is literally no difference. kutchera, alexander, all those guys zoe fucked, it's all the same network...
2 years ago
I only trust reviews scratched into the walls above urinals.
2 years ago
there's only so many times the words "cryax gives the best head" can help you in your buying decisions.
2 years ago
well I'm an retro mag reader, gamestm is fine by me even if it was taken over by the knobheads at Edge but they seem to have left the mag to run itself so far.
But I don't base my game selection on the mag, I stick to what takes my fancy in my chosen genres. Haven't been disappointed yet.
2 years ago
To be fair I haven't bought a video game since Streets of Rage 2 for the genesis.
2 years ago
wow. their landíng page already turns me off.... and i dont need multiformat, modern consoles can get fucked for all i care.
2 years ago
i haven't bought one since thursday. rayman origins, call of juarez and grow home for 1$, great deal
2 years ago
I paid around $60 for SOR2 in '93 or something.
2 years ago
my current crop are all xmas presents, last time I brought one was Thief last year
2 years ago
the new thief? what a pile of shit that was, uninstalled it after 2-3 hours and went back to dishonored.
2 years ago
weren't great but been sooo long since I played the old Thief games that it was ok and something to earn trophies on
2 years ago
new thief was an utterly unplayable atrocity even when disregarding the old games. it is just bad.
2 years ago
I've seen the youtube vid of the guy slating Thief and comparing it too Dishonored
2 years ago
on-topic: went through a verifying process on rps with a new account... yup, t'was a ban indeed, i recognize their MO now.

makes me wonder if my mucho socialization has ruined me for all other comment sections on the web?
2 years ago
dishonored was great fun, i enjoyed that immensely, went into thief from there and it just felt off, boring, closed-off, linear, awful combat, badly scripted, full of tedious back-tracking and super-shitty sound design and it did that thing where the camera switches from 1st to 3rd person for stuff like climbing, whoever came up with thaqt concept is an idiot, it breaks immersion like nothing else.

tldr: fuck thief!
2 years ago
Dude you're so fucking late.
2 years ago
Dude...you're so fucking lame and covered in zits.
2 years ago
this was released 2 days ago, i posted it yesterday. yes you saw footage before, but not *this* footage.

jeez.
2 years ago
Look at what you're conversing with...




http://muchosucko.com/99806/Fuck-It
2 years ago
Taken on his moms couch in the family room...
2 years ago
I wanna plug a toaster in that nose
2 years ago
It looks like they kept the demons closer to the original DOS titles than the more recent remakes. That's a good thing.
2 years ago
wtf is this shit?
2 years ago
A long.... long journey from Pong and Burger Time.......
2 years ago
not to mention Qbert and Galaga
2 years ago
*Asteroids and Donkey Kong
2 years ago
Qbert used to piss me off so much!!


Fuck that hairy two legged snorkel!!!
2 years ago
I'd like to piss on both of you.
2 years ago
the snaky thing was the worst
2 years ago
Jimbo getting all kinky...
2 years ago
ya - i was gonna let it slide, but wow
2 years ago
oh.... and space invaders.
2 years ago
jim - if you also like lesbians along with the piss, i've got a bunch of Yorick vids i could send you
2 years ago
Hah!
2 years ago
I thought you were gonna post some of those.
2 years ago
And no, I'm not into piss.
2 years ago
Tease...
2 years ago
Sporto, don't threaten me, I'll be in DC Monday night.
2 years ago
I will find you.
2 years ago
I'll be stuck on 95...it won't be hard...
2 years ago
I have to be near BWI Tuesday morning...
2 years ago
as soon as i get my inheritance $ ima buying stuff, then posting stuff
...first up will be that 13 minute long vid of yorick trying to stuff his flaccid lil peen into his butthole - i mean...
2 years ago
,,,
2 years ago
Haha, possum, please make that a post priority
2 years ago
will do - still trying to figure out what the soundtrack should be though
2 years ago
so.... a scanner that does video?
2 years ago
carly simon"s "Anticipation" maybe?
2 years ago
Your so vain?
2 years ago
soundtrack.... ACDC - Deep In The Hole
2 years ago
Shit, *re
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZEy9EGqdBc
2 years ago
ima scampering for a bit
2 years ago
I want one!
2 years ago
okay...gloves off, all kidding aside...

WHO ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
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