points: 15

cuddle cat

a little movie I made

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by fries-please

submitted January 30th 2016

110 comments
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comments (110)
Fuck you too dipstick
2 years ago
Your movies suck dick, much like you do
2 years ago
fuck you
2 years ago
Learn to speak proper english
2 years ago
Hey bitch where did you go ?
2 years ago
god, you're stupid.
2 years ago
she's a woman
2 years ago
so... the kitchen of course
2 years ago
True true , I wonder if Los knows how to cook or does she just knows how to pour cereal
2 years ago
pouring cereal is an art
2 years ago
Especially when using a speculum in her ass, and pouring the milk and fruit loops there.
1 year ago
This is 70% black screen, 5% text and 250% bullshit
2 years ago
and 100% all my own work
2 years ago
You should not take credit for something so shitty.
2 years ago
Like a downs kid walking into the living room, holding a turd and shouting "I MADED THIS! "
2 years ago
Or like you being proud to say you're dating that nasty desperate "using mucho as a dating site" skank
1 year ago
wat?
1 year ago
I hope your cat dies
2 years ago
No wait.

I hope you due and your cat feeds off your rotting corpse for 3 weeks
2 years ago
die*
2 years ago
Seagull ought to invest in a dose of thorazine.
2 years ago
it warmed his heart and he just doesn't want to admit it
2 years ago
What really warms my heart is that I don't have to live in a shithole like yours.
2 years ago
of course not.... why live in a shithole when you can live in somebody else apartment
1 year ago
worry about that wallpaper instead of my living arrangements
1 year ago
wtf...lol
2 years ago
fries was in the mood.
2 years ago

Steven_Seagull
thats so retarded i just had to uv
3 weeks ago
report spam | like | stfu
2 years ago
i have no recollection of saying that
2 years ago
who the fuck buys newspapers these days?
2 years ago
how else would one do the crosswords
2 years ago
https://www.theguardian.com/crosswords
2 years ago
http://www.mirror.co.uk/play/crosswords/
2 years ago
http://puzzles.telegraph.co.uk/site/crossword_puzzles
2 years ago
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/fun/6328746/Todays-crossword.html
2 years ago
http://puzzles.independent.co.uk/
2 years ago
YES!!! HOW????? IT IS A MYSTERY!!!!
2 years ago
he must have meant the cryptoquips....
2 years ago
fries once stole 200 kids activity place-mats from a local family-themed restaurant. took him 6 months to finish 200 identical labyrinths.
2 years ago
(he cheated though)
2 years ago
fucking fries
2 years ago
he ate most of the crayons too
2 years ago
(the ones he didn't shove up his ass that is)
2 years ago
he does set a fine example for the kids doesn't he
2 years ago
too bad he's not allowed anywhere near them
2 years ago
that's probably a good thing at this point
2 years ago
Spoiler:
Some dude in a Bill Crosby sweater holds his sex slave while saying
"Coodle caat coodle cat, fook Jew meuwcho"
2 years ago
its a rugby top
2 years ago
you're a rugby bottom
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLkWODqzGK0
2 years ago
he drugged the cat
2 years ago
fyi cat killed the family canary last week
2 years ago
I'm calling the cops on you
2 years ago
Everybody out of the coal mine!!!!!!!
2 years ago
that's what cryax shouts when Jésus stretches his butthole too wide
2 years ago
HA!!!!
2 years ago
Now that's funny.
1 year ago
uv just for the cat alone
2 years ago
Me too
2 years ago
jesus fuck grow a spine
2 years ago
I can't wait to come visit you fries, can I bring my dog?
2 years ago
This is retarded
2 years ago
You're retarded
2 years ago
Diversify please.
2 years ago
direct downvote.
2 years ago
I feel sorry for that cat. I bet you molested that poor kitty you sick twisted fuck.
1 year ago
Nah, that what female nigra slaves are good or
1 year ago
*for
1 year ago
...Good fuck lord, you sound like a retard.
1 year ago
you're wrong
1 year ago
no he's not. he's a doctor. trust his diagnosis.
1 year ago
yeah right.. he's a doctor of the broom cupboard
1 year ago
wat?
1 year ago
I mean to say he is the janitor
1 year ago
oh, i see
1 year ago
ha
1 year ago
ha
1 year ago
alting faux pas there
1 year ago
what would Dr Smerf recommend for apartment parasites
1 year ago
no, i was done pooping... my usage of devices and accounts is based on a very intricate rule set.
1 year ago
you dont seem to get that i pay for my half of everything. not sure how that makes me a parasite. but keep believing your own bullshit.
1 year ago
if I wanted to think up bullshit I would concoct a far less plausible story
1 year ago
that's not how this works.

there's no scale. you think something up that doesn't have any basis in reality, that is bullshit, by definition. how outlandish the stuff you make up is is irrelevant.
1 year ago
I merely make embellishments to an already known story
1 year ago
all good orators do the same
1 year ago
you make up lies. no need to sugar coat it with fancy euphemisms.
1 year ago
also, sucking off 65 dudes in one night is a whole different kind of orator. i do hear you are good at that though.
1 year ago
you cocksucking cumswallowing homosexual butterball
1 year ago
they just don't make them like this anymore
5 months ago
Thank fuck that cat died on you
5 months ago
a better version is that fat cancerous cunt dying and the cat feeding on his bloating corpse
5 months ago
I don't think that's going to happen but I can see what I can do but in the meantime how about you both fuck off
5 months ago
I didn't think it was possible for a cat to commit suicide, but having to live with that fat faggot, who could blame it.
5 months ago
I wish i could upvote this a second time
5 months ago
log into a tr-account
5 months ago
just pay a codcoin or two and you're good
5 months ago
fries youre so dumb you spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice box because it said concentrate
5 months ago
yay billy gets credit for the latest MSK
5 months ago
*possum
5 months ago
probably :(
5 months ago
sorry for being mice elf
5 months ago
* possum cuddles Fuzzy *
5 months ago
So you are a cat fag also.
5 months ago
unintentionally
5 months ago
exGF: "mind if my cat stays at your place until i find a new apartment?"

the exGF - gone in three months
the cat - still here, ten years and counting
5 months ago
Ban the cat
5 months ago
as if
5 months ago
Sounds like the Dik Jr story
5 months ago
recover password