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Shaolin Iron Dick Pulling

"It will make your penis long, your testicles large... And make you big and strong"

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by KaKaFiYaBaLL

submitted August 24th 2006

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How the fuck can they support that....FAKE
11 years ago
So does it still work when you kick him unawares?
11 years ago
"It is to practice the testicles." lol. I practice the testicles almost every night and I'd reckon my way of doing it is much more funner than theirs.
11 years ago
*Kicks McWoozy in the nuts*
11 years ago
What if that rolling thing went down a hill?
11 years ago
Iron shirt training again, its believed it shortens your life every time you use it. Something to do with your body only having a certain amount of chi for a life time and using the iron shirt training uses alot of it up suposedly. Sort of like some of the cells in your body can only regenerat till you get to a cercain age.
11 years ago
i've actually done iron palm or... started it. What iron palm/thoart/shirt/legs ect. do is kills off the nerves in your appendages as well as strengthening the bone. As for this... its total BS. Fuz it has nothign to really do with "chi."
11 years ago
I dont know why all you guys think this is fake your skin is pretty resilient you can see it anywhere they have a freak show in a circus with the guys that can lift stuff from there nips or tounge and other various parts of there anatomy and your penis is even stronger its made to strech and if you train it, it will become stronger..
11 years ago
Explain how you kill the nerves in your dick and balls then, making your body obsorb blows through holding certain positions whilst meditating doesnt compare to puching walls and bags of sand to kill nerves. To look at it from a western aproach and say chi is BS when these people have being doing it for thousands of years is stupid.
11 years ago
As for the kicking to ballz its been done b4 and with live demonstrations and not just kung fu there was a discovery channel piece on the top martial arts and there was one that could do that and pretty much take any kind of damage and be fine.
11 years ago
"chi is BS when these people have being doing it for thousands of years is stupid. "
FUZ. YOU are actually bullshit. Chi is the most effective way of using your power through achieving an optimal physical bodycontrol. It works fine as you could suck your dick backwards after I would give you a roundhousekick. Besides that, they will rule Western also in an economic way.
11 years ago
Why are you all trying to make sense of this? I mean come on, this is so damn dumb. In American sports we spend thousands to protect our nuts, and these little Asians are trying to kick each others up in their throats. For a culture that is supposed to be so smart, two of them are tring real hard to discredit that idea.
11 years ago
i doubt its fake, the mind can overpower even the most intense pain through practice and meditation, i doubt the iron body kills off that many nerve cells, moreover your mind is being trained to ignore those impulses for instance stopping the gag reflex, which many of our favourit porn stars can do, and pain is just another one of these reflexes, ive done basic biology and it taught me that much
11 years ago
i cant remember how many reflexes we have tho, theres a few like the jerk reflex, all to do with relay nurones, its been a while
11 years ago
That's fucking real folks... Don't underestimate the power of chi. Don't believe me? Go to China, and try to kick a old man in the balls there... They don't feel shit!!! AND THEY CAN FUCKING KILL YOUR ASS THERE WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT. Why? They fucking eat healthy, yeah you heard me right... All them Herbal Teas, magical potion shit, OF COURSE WE DONT HAV THIS IN AMERICA cuz we're dumbassess...
11 years ago
You ppl should just stay off sugar and burgers and shit, you fat bastards.
I dont have that problem i eat fish insted of meat and stuff, i only eat horse, drink alot alot of water, and enough fibres in healty form almost no sugar, i can go on for a while.
i do smoke alot of weed :)
11 years ago
Um yea...I dont want to be a Shaolin Monk anymore...
11 years ago
and if you dont want to eat like kjell u can eat like me mcds, burger king, and taco bell every day... i can run for a good 10 min before passing out haha
11 years ago
KJELL is onto a very good suss, no sugar no salt , you will live long, im not going to go into it, kaka wotever u comtradicked yourself, im drunk in an intewrnet cafe, that shit is real , no sorry hang on use yanks no better than these people that have lived this shit all their lives but you know better, ask me bollox, sure the west is only taking up aqupuncture, fuckoff
11 years ago
IN drunk as fuck so kids slag away
11 years ago
Yah go die somewhere while i finnish my corona piss beer.........
Btw you dont own a pc ? you bum...
11 years ago
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