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FUCK YOU WHUNU!!!2020!!!!

I put on some weight but fuck you whunu you fat fucking loser

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by jrob2020

submitted January 15th 2016

285 comments
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FUCK YOU WHUNU!!!2020!!!!
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Some weight ? Look out Barret Jrob is gaining on your fat ass
2 years ago
Dude...
2 years ago
Nana nana nana nana Fatman!
2 years ago
*fakeman
2 years ago
This is actually pretty good.

But dayum with the weight thing.Thats the pot calling the kettle black.
2 years ago
whooshy whooshy whoosh whoosh
2 years ago
Inb4 this is barret
2 years ago
more like inbehind
2 years ago
F5 is your friend
2 years ago
That felt icky,now I have to wash my hands
2 years ago
TWSS
2 years ago
oh barret, i missed those stfu'ies.
2 years ago
Damn....have to wash again
2 years ago
i hope barret is cool with you subbing his private pics
2 years ago
that is a BANNABLE offense
2 years ago
Doesn't really look like jrob.... I know there is a mask but I am still calling shenanigans
2 years ago
as if the bathroom in jorb's trailer would be big enough for a washing machine....
2 years ago
Hey he could have moved up to a used double wide for all you know
2 years ago
his ex was a used double wide
2 years ago
Bang. Still pretty quick on the draw
2 years ago
and on the reply fails
2 years ago
worked on this one as well....
2 years ago
Fucking fat batman faggots
2 years ago
i bought the dental hygiene set of this. mug, toothbrush and toothpaste. the brush was shit, the paste tasted like bubble gum, the mug i still have. there's nothing like adding a lil bats to your bathroom routine.
2 years ago
AND I'M NOT FAT, I JUST GOT A LITTLE CUDDLIER IN THE LAST YEAR
2 years ago
I don't wanna open the bottle, feel like i would be violating Batman.
2 years ago
Was the toothpaste yellow?
2 years ago
blue with sparklies
2 years ago
Sounds more like an Iceman toothpaste.

You know...cause he's gay now...get it?

I'll see myself out.
2 years ago
okay, nerd confession time: i stopped following marvel years ago... i'm only in it for the MCU. so all the iceman gay, thor a woman, cancelling F4, all mutants turning unhumans shit i only gather from second hand sources.

and i'm even well behind on my batman, just finished "death of the family" and the death of damian wayne. that was amazing though.
2 years ago
Aye I stopped buying comic books a few years ago, still pirate a little once in a while though to see if anything fun is going on.
2 years ago
buying? are you insane? i got my tablet just for the express purpose of stealing comic books... now it's loaded up with about 2000 issues of shit i will never ever read.... BUT WHO DOESNT NEED EVERY SINGLE SOLO VOLUME OF SILVER SURFER EVER PUBLISHED?
2 years ago
hey, bar, speaking of nerd shit: you into podcasts? you familiar with the weekly planet? if not, you HAVE to change that!
2 years ago
http://weeklyplanetpod.libsyn.com/
2 years ago
Comic books were so expensive too, spent way too much of my childhood money on that shit. Still...worth it.
My childhood self would be pissed if he knew i get bored despite all the comic books i pirated without reading.

Nah I don't take much pleasure in talking about or listening to people talk about nerd things I guess, id rather just be a silent nerd, its more fun to me when stuff isn't analyzed to death.
I completely avoid watching trailers for movies or listening to reviews and such...

Sorry Gully I don't think you will ever get your geek fix from talking to me...
2 years ago
pirated is not even the sad part.... i have a 600+ issue collection in the basement collecting dus... i maybe read half of it... BUT WHO DOESNT NEED EVERY DARK HORSE ISSUE OF USAGI YOJIMBO???

and you should try the weekly planet, they actively make fun of the trailer hyped, comic-con whoo-ing nerd crowd. they're knowledgeable, funny yet down to earth and they have great chemistry.

and in recent years i too stopped watching trailers... mostly.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkmCbqeMJ6U

this explains them better than i ever could.
2 years ago
You're just trying to distract me so you can sneak in some more TWSS comments...
2 years ago
meh, i cherish your stfu'ies.
2 years ago
no homo.
2 years ago
Please don't let that be the real plot for the movie. Please.
2 years ago
Canceled movie, got it, fuck don't scare me like that.
2 years ago
no, that's a cancelled script from the late 90s. you know the burton cage superman lives era, where they had all kinds of scripts floating about? same era the kevin smith jon peters saga took place.


BvS dawn of sequelitis will be worse though.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCdMu0PvYsY

part 2
2 years ago
2:02 Angry Video Game Nerd mode engaged.
2 years ago
I watched both parts, enjoyed it, and will probably never watch another episode again.Thanks gully.
2 years ago
ah well, i tried. you can lead a horse to water and such....
2 years ago
go get eaten by zombies some more
2 years ago
https://youtu.be/BplxfrVZosc
2 years ago
Is that your scat mask ?
2 years ago
Oh fancy front loading washing machine.. you think you're better than me??
2 years ago
what? where does yours load from? behind? like a jrob?
2 years ago
what's with the gimp mask
2 years ago
cool!
2 years ago
looks like you caught a case of the downs little buddy
2 years ago
Aww fuck. Can't we get rid of anyone here?
2 years ago
Nope
2 years ago
yes
2 years ago
okay next time, before you type superfluous contrarian shit like that, i want you to please take a second and reconsider. just think for one moment "is this a worthwhile contribution? will this make people think, or laugh? or am i just being a noisy twit?"
2 years ago
be quiet, im doing the fishstick and its a very delicate state of mind
2 years ago
the fuck you conky was a nice touch....
2 years ago
Barret, you're looking svelte!
2 years ago
+1 Team Thesaurus
2 years ago
I am a walking thesaurus
2 years ago
a traversing thesaurus, even.
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost is impressed *
2 years ago
dazzled even
2 years ago
my objective is to titillate
2 years ago
your advancing headway is progressing swimingly
2 years ago
titillate some titties right here maddam
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost saw that one coming *
2 years ago
from1.6 kms away
2 years ago
I think this thread gave me cancer.
2 years ago
It was probably there from before
2 years ago
You're probably right, but this thread definitely sped it up then.
2 years ago
That is very possible
2 years ago
I wish it was you instead of Bowie
2 years ago
Hey heather when you going to Mexico?
2 years ago
soon
2 years ago
have your travel agent set you up with a layover in Denver..... we'll go for drinks......
2 years ago
Which part ?
2 years ago
mayan riviera
2 years ago
Fat chance heather. I'll probably outlive everyone here.
2 years ago
fat chance indeed since he's already dead.......
2 years ago
Oh ok , yeah I will be at playa Del Carmen
2 years ago
I need to thaw my bones
2 years ago
and my heart
2 years ago
You going river rafting or what ?
2 years ago
a woman's heart is naturally ice cold
2 years ago
sorry... I'm bitter
2 years ago
swimming up to the bar will be the extent of my physical activity
2 years ago
Lol nice
2 years ago
Mine is decidedly cold. I turned it off.
2 years ago
That's the spirit
2 years ago
Hey nixons ghost can I set up my flight with a layover in Denver . You could take me out for some drinks too
2 years ago
i thought id try something new
2 years ago
you know if you stop in Denver we'd just end up fighting
2 years ago
i woudent fight you, id just want to know whats your obsession with me . but if you started to punch me dont think i wouldent defend myself . id personally just want to meet a fan of your caliber
2 years ago
woudent.......
2 years ago
oh hayy
2 years ago
hey jrob can you link that video of that kid singing about some weird food in europe
2 years ago
its fucking jrob the guy who understands the stfus
2 years ago
Heather
my objective is to titillate
49 minutes agoreport spam | like | told to stfu | 1 stfus

No,it's not if it was you would show your tits.

You must have tiny tits,you're the only female here that didn't show tits.jenny,fluffier,even the fat girls showed tits ogtfo!

I'm voting for you having saggy titties or too small
2 years ago
woosh.
2 years ago
Whoosh my ass bitch!

Show them titties
2 years ago
Too little ?
2 years ago
nope. the thought of an ogre such as yourself seeing them gives me the creeps, if you must know.
2 years ago
I think your a attention whore who doesn't want to show her little b cup flap jacks
2 years ago
FUCK YOU WHUNU
2 years ago
lol an attention whore who doesnt show tits.
2 years ago
riiiight.
2 years ago
Face...kinda ok...body..ugly and flat as hell
2 years ago
why dont you ask jrob if theyre small.
2 years ago
HA
2 years ago
Get the fuck out you trolling whore
2 years ago
LOL
2 years ago
Ha what Nix...tits or Get the fuck out
2 years ago
That was the comment of the night for me......
2 years ago
That's what I though bitch
2 years ago
its been 4 years, time to move on
2 years ago
Don't fall for the layover at Denver International trick. You'll end up staying for days and never leave that dump.
2 years ago
*paradise
2 years ago
Move on to what?
You have yet to show titties bitch
2 years ago
move onto anything else. anything. you're like a broken record
2 years ago
Thanks bitch !!! Love you too !
2 years ago
Still NO TITS
2 years ago
That video is awesome cause I wanted to hear the jrob intro too
2 years ago
Show tits or gtfo
2 years ago
You talk facebook shit,are boring as fuck,and show no tits or ass
2 years ago
pot, meet kettle.
2 years ago
so stop talking... to me..? maybe?
2 years ago
Only bitch to not show tits and still survive...
2 years ago
Barely
2 years ago
lol I deserve a fucking medal!
2 years ago
Want them mammies
2 years ago
Deja never showed....
2 years ago
Do you have big areolas
2 years ago
ew. you're not helping the cause.
2 years ago
Ok nix give ya that one,but...but...she needs not
2 years ago
Bet they're big and brown like black ladies
2 years ago
How about this, whunu? You show a verified pic of your asshole gaped open by a few of your fingers in a crouched position.
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost fires up the forge and adds gold, platinum, and other precious metals in preparation of fucking medal *
2 years ago
I deserve it
2 years ago
ass or get the fuck out
2 years ago
I'd take that bet if I was fries
2 years ago
Show us your ass Nix
2 years ago
Bet it's Pretttyyy
2 years ago
could you stop asking to see guys butts we're trying to see boobs here you homo
2 years ago
hmmmm I'd need to find the perfect spoon for that picture.....
2 years ago
I'll show a pic of my arse hole nix...and with a spoon.

What do I get besides a presidential medal?
2 years ago
A handshake and a congratulatory job well done?
2 years ago
I'm serious Nix,and to sweeten the pot I'll even have the spoon hanging halfway out my ass.
What say you?
2 years ago
Give me incentive
2 years ago
Gotta smoke brb
2 years ago
It's -20 windchill here,my ass is puckered like a mother fucker,
Could have been mucho oc gold!
But ok
2 years ago
Good night to all those that deserve it....
2 years ago
Who deserves it ?
2 years ago
whunu still doesn't know what 'troll' means. which is amazing considering that he lives under a bridge.
2 years ago
Under the bridge downtown...... it's where I crouched my life away.......
2 years ago
You fucking faggot. I love you.
2 years ago
An adult male buying and using Batman toiletries?

Gayer than Dug prancing around in cowboy boots and tighty whities while waving a rainbow flag.
2 years ago
It was a gift!
2 years ago
FUCK YOU WHUNU and STFU!
2 years ago
Jrob.....really? You're only embarassing yourself here and trying to put someone else down in the process......I mean, sure....whatever.

Leave whunu out of this.
2 years ago
Agreed.
2 years ago
I highly doubt anyone looking at this thinks less of whunu.
2 years ago
psst zeke - that might be a sewerish dude...
2 years ago
* possum drops MIKE *
2 years ago
yeah, perhaps. I wish I could reply to that sewer dude exclusively, unfortunately everything's here and I gots to pee
2 years ago
fuck - barret's awake, and zeke hasnt passed out yet...


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2 years ago
ok, my water is here, so I'll say, Barret, I remember what I said to you most recently, I wanted you to start helping yourself. I remember when we tried to work together I was an ass. I don't expect you to want to work with me and I don't expect you'll listen to much I say.....but I think you're wise enough to get my point.

If I'm overstepping my bounds whatever, I want you to be fucking happy and fucking healthy.
2 years ago
Don't worry about it Zekey, don't worry bud...
2 years ago
I want you to be happy and healthy barret.
2 years ago
I'm on my own path...
2 years ago
get off the pepsi bro
2 years ago
Its ok Zeke, don't worry about it dammit.

I'm going for a cig.
2 years ago
(honestly)
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/bxig5eT.jpg?3
2 years ago
i blame jrob and conky for all of this
2 years ago
Well, you say for me not to worry about it. And I really don't. I don't care if you hate me.

My point is what my point is and if you want a buddy I'm here.
2 years ago
see above
2 years ago
Alright, let's stop beating around the bush. I'm technically obese. I've been lifting and walking and shit but I'm technically obese.

Barrett is obese. There's no two ways around it.

I want him to find a plan that will help him out of this.

I'm in it. I'm winded walking up stairs and shit and I'm ready to change it.

I know how much barrett hates me, but whatever, I want him on my side.
2 years ago
And hi jrob, sorry bout the texans...
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost offers up a rusty knife, a polished spoon, and a dyson vacuum to help shed the pounds quickly *
2 years ago
I want Barrett to start lifting.

I don't much care what you people think of this......not even barrett.

Barret, start lifting.
2 years ago
Jrob, I was routing for them.....they're the pats throwbacks after all
2 years ago
I'm gonna say this one last time and then I'm going back to not responding to this stuff, I don't hate you brahseph, I just don't wanna get sucked into the drunken shenanigans.
Its impossible to reason with you when you get drunk so I don't even bother trying to have a serious conversation with you, and I always assume you're drunk.
2 years ago
Me? alright
2 years ago
Forget everything I say because I'm obviously just hammered....
2 years ago
I mean, yes, I'm drunk, but I .....whatever.

Think what you want
2 years ago
Also.
http://i.imgur.com/I7fdjsd.jpg
2 years ago
I'm honestly trying to help you barret, and I understand completely if I'm overstepping my bounds
2 years ago
dude......don't fall into fat logic.
2 years ago
So...how are the Broncos doing this year?
2 years ago
jrob isn't helping you....
2 years ago
Idk fuck all mannings
2 years ago
Barret....I am technically obese. I'm gonna change it. Are you?
2 years ago
I know jrob wants to come to your defense, but really, he could stand to gain some.
2 years ago
i want him to stay fat so i can inherit his whale shack when he dies of diabeetus
2 years ago
* Barret slowly backs off *
2 years ago
To be honest being super skinny is supposed to ensure longevity

so jrob's got it locked up.
2 years ago
Barret: lift.
2 years ago
Here's the thing, and it's actually coming from a good place

Barret, lift a bunch of shit and you'll be an animal

Jrob, keep starving yourself and you'll live a long life
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost sets out doughnuts and cake next to the weights *
2 years ago
OH hi!
2 years ago
I'm serious though. I'm sorry if it's hard to hear.
2 years ago
Not like I'm destroying friendships here.

Let's be honest.
2 years ago
Let's be real here.
2 years ago
I mean, I'm obese too.....sooooo
2 years ago
Good. Night.

Fatty.
2 years ago
Honestly, if you suffer from depression, anxiety, agorophobia.....it's all curable if you fucking run in out. I'm serious.
2 years ago
I mean, I wish you the best barret, but start helping yourself.
2 years ago
Jesus Christ, when did this turn into a self-help seminar?
2 years ago
Sometime after my booze and well into my water
2 years ago
Also hi vomit!
2 years ago
Do you have any financial advice?
2 years ago
Financial advice.....

Don't invest in dollars or precious metals..... invest in bullets......
2 years ago
Yeah there's compounding interest in certain accounts, and if you find a decent one and squirrel away enough money that shit'll just build on itself.

Also, not really financial advice but try to use the word shit'll more.
2 years ago
Life advice.
2 years ago
I'm putting on Lorde.

Don't judge me.
2 years ago
I mean, or you could invest in netflix....idk
2 years ago
Prolly Tesla is a good bet...
2 years ago
I'm waiting for mucho to go public.
2 years ago
All your moneys
2 years ago
Honestly I'm banking on the dollar to collapse....
2 years ago
Hello Amero!
2 years ago
Bullets you fools!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Bullets and seeds. I've said this all along.
2 years ago
Though really the best offense is a good defense.
2 years ago
Nixon you've seen my face. Promise me if we're ever in a Mad Max style apocalypse you'll pick me up?
2 years ago
Promise me.
2 years ago
Too late fucker.
2 years ago
Stock market will come back.... patience grasshopper
2 years ago
I'll pick you up.... and most of the muchoers.....
2 years ago
Except cervax...... fuck him
2 years ago
He can cry outside the gates of my new colony..... Muchotopia.....
2 years ago
You fuckers should head over to my house. I got enough firepower to keep all the Mad Max types the fuck away
2 years ago
I had to watch the end of that game.....
2 years ago
Twas crazy
2 years ago
I'm not really that drunk anymore, so this isn't much fun.

See y'all next time!
2 years ago
Dug, you can start the second colony..... Suckoville
2 years ago
The name is a bit miss leading though
2 years ago
Maybe not, if I can get Jenbirdy to come to Suckoville
2 years ago
Jenbirdy.... last seen 1 month ago :( Gonna need a new name for the dug compound
2 years ago
What about Muchoville - Redneck Island ?
2 years ago
Ya got my vote
2 years ago
Nigger loves me sheesh , one day I will let you suck my cock nix
2 years ago
FAG!!!
2 years ago
Homosexuals everywhere....
* DangerousDug runs *
2 years ago
Fuck you whunu
2 years ago
whats up you little fucking bitch !!!!!!
2 years ago
Oh...hai jroob!!!
2 years ago
welcome back, fucknuts!
2 years ago
HAI!
2 years ago
Oh you didn't mean me....
2 years ago
Anyway how you doin sporty?
2 years ago
Good...yourself?
2 years ago
Pretty shitty. What's next?
2 years ago
Me
2 years ago
Hi toolman
2 years ago
wanna hear a story?
2 years ago
it's pretty anticlimatic
2 years ago
Is it about that one time you got drunk??
2 years ago
Is it better then cocktail peanuts?
2 years ago
No and no.
2 years ago
or even better then Tropical Trail Mix?
2 years ago
I forgot about my fire so that's an issue now.....
2 years ago
Is it better then going to Itchiban
2 years ago
will it get me a credit increase on my target card?
2 years ago
will I learn another language from hearing this story?
2 years ago
can I go back in time?
2 years ago
FUCK, this story is lame!
2 years ago
yeah, the story is lame.
2 years ago
It involv I was walking down a back road and sliding on the ice in the middle of the road and this guy rolled down his window and said "Fucking really?" Cuz I was sliding on the ice in the left lane....he was in the right. I flipped him doubles and he slammed on his brakes. I kept walking up and I thought he was rummaging around his console. Anyway, by the time I got up to him he said "i'm just fucking looking out for your best interest" and spun out....meanwhile I was walking in the lane he wasn't in.....

But I'm pretty sure he was rummaging around for a weapon....I was on foot

He ended up spinning out and almost going off the road.


I'ts kind of a funny story, but mostly lame.
2 years ago
Also there was about an inch of snow on the road.....I'm a shitty story teller. Sorry.
2 years ago
Anywho, it was a reaction for me to flip the guy off, and I guess it was his reaction to slam on his brakes and get in road rage mode.

But I was on foot and by the time I got to him I guess he figured out he was just a cocksucker.

I told you it wasn't a very good story.
2 years ago
But my fire's back, so that's good.
2 years ago
I think what I was trying to say if you read into buddhist shit, everything is an action and a reaction. You need to break free of that. I was guilty of an absent minded reaction by flipping the guy off, and he was guilty of one too.

We should be more mindful of our actions.
2 years ago
Or ask, WWJD
2 years ago
Jesus wouldn't have flipped the guy off.....

But the reaction is what's important.
2 years ago
To be honest I immediatlely thought of you Toolie......some guy with concealed carry gets pissed off....

Not saying you'd be that trivial, but
2 years ago
great story
2 years ago
*horrible
2 years ago
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