points: 8

Darwin Award goes to.....

Driver smashed to death in an instant.Wait for it...wait for it....

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by whunu

submitted January 9th 2016

468 comments
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Darwins theory doesn't count if you dead....
2 years ago
so is the award for failure ??
2 years ago
God you're stupid. How exactly does a Darwin Award (since that is what he said in the first place) not count if you're dead? That makes up roughly 75% - 85% of most recipients if not more. Or do you really not know what a Darwin Award is? Either way, you're still fucking dumb.
2 years ago
stfu bitch... I thought it was something to do with Darwins theory of evolution. as evolution ends for anyone who dies.
2 years ago
...boy oh boy, I sure do love it when the fucking ignorant compound one dumbass thing after another.
2 years ago
ok Mrs Cleversmartass tell me what this means...
2 years ago
how can anyone in 2016, and a mucho user of 10 yrs at that, not know what the fucking darwin awards are?

congrats fries,you're now officially dumber than whunu.

quite the feat.
2 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards

go educate yourself nigger
2 years ago
how does it make me dumb just cos ive never heard of it
2 years ago
Because you have heard of it you dopey cunt
2 years ago
oh fuck you lot im gonna go xbox one'ing
2 years ago
run off?
2 years ago
no... y'all giving me fucking brain-drain
2 years ago
how can knowing about Darwins theory be the same as knowing about some online award scheme ?
2 years ago
Liar, no brain no drain
2 years ago
the expression "darwin award" has been around for 30 years, there's books, forums, video compilations, heck on mucho alone you'll prolly find more than 20 videos pertaining to the concept, you can't feign ignorance on this one.
2 years ago
The term does not fit here. This is just a workplace accident probably due to some defect in the truck.
2 years ago
Actually when unloading,hooking or unhooking the kingpen the bobtail should be straight with the dry van....so yes he made a very,very stupid mistake
2 years ago
Had he been inline with the dry van he would have tipped but not been crushed
2 years ago
*fact
2 years ago
Sorry in this case it's an open trailer not a dry van,but still have to be inline
2 years ago
Fuck you whunu
2 years ago
No fuck you loslobos
2 years ago
Why hello

It's the wolf
2 years ago
Hey it's Steven the Mexicano and his hunchbacked friend
2 years ago
Or is that Los Perro
2 years ago
Let me correct myself: El Perro
2 years ago
Singular not plural
2 years ago
Cómo está el clima allí?
2 years ago
poquito aba espaniol
2 years ago
usando un traductor es divertido
2 years ago
But to answer very cold
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpktBGInl60
2 years ago
cold here too, fucking rain
2 years ago
I didn't use one,I know a little,very little Spanish from being a foreman in Florida back in my early twenties
2 years ago
RIP robin
2 years ago
It's -2 here -21 with the windchill
2 years ago
By the way isn't it almost always rainy where you are MG?
2 years ago
possible
2 years ago
It's the same in Ireland, if it wasn't fucking raining, we'd think something terrible is happening.
2 years ago
hay guize!
2 years ago
OH HAI ZECKE!!
2 years ago
^drunk
2 years ago
Hey zeke
2 years ago
Yeah, back out
2 years ago
magawd cant handle it....
2 years ago
Hey Kurupt.

I think I should apologize for the shit I said.

You said you've given up alcohol so fresh start?
2 years ago
I just wait for opportunities to use that cute little bastard.
2 years ago
No worries, i take everything said here with a pinch of salt.
2 years ago
you can shove that pinch of salt right down your dickhole you leprechaun bastard
2 years ago
Some original shit there, gull. Get back on the drugs, they might make you funny again.
2 years ago
omg...that baby with a leprechaun had would be awesome
2 years ago
you back on the sauce? why else would you be here?
2 years ago
I'm still off it, mucho is actually keeping me occupied and sane.
2 years ago
how? you're barely around
2 years ago
keep it that way
2 years ago
seagull, you're a really good guy from what I gather, so stop trying to play "hard"
2 years ago
so many flashing lights....
2 years ago
meh, i'm just playing... i'm bored.
2 years ago
ouh yeah, shit, lemme fix that
2 years ago
We have zeek for that.
2 years ago
I'm around a bit, at least i sub stuff and try have a laugh here. All you do is piss and moan about everything, and barely sub anything, and what you do sub is a load of bollocks.
2 years ago
I miss this place. Really i do.
2 years ago
What do you mean "we" white boy ?
2 years ago
You're good kurupt you fucking chav
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up zeke. Go back to crying alone.
2 years ago
there, clear your cache or some such voodoo and the lights should be gone.....
2 years ago
GO CINCI!
2 years ago
kur, fuck off with that crap, if i wanna hear that shit i'll bait whunu
2 years ago
I'm not gonna clear my cache....I just keep refreshing
2 years ago
Steel curtin
2 years ago
* xzekiel clears cache *
2 years ago
oster's just butthurt koppernicks a faggot.

(yes, that makes sense)
2 years ago
Who?
2 years ago
Exactly.
2 years ago
such sense making! wow!
2 years ago
so zecke, whats new? eaten any clay lately?
2 years ago
Kappernick? The niners qb?
2 years ago
Mmmm clay.
2 years ago
It makes sense to him. And no, not really
2 years ago
It doesnt. Like most people you talk to I'm lost.
2 years ago
* loslobos oddly stands around and watches *
2 years ago
Die
2 years ago
I mean, we could get into existential talks and shit about my life and how it's going but I'm gonna guess you really don't care. That's why I keep it football. Cuz to be honest, I don't care if you die in a fucking gutter.
2 years ago
unrelated side note for all confused parties:

if blart likes a comment it's most likely exceptionally dumb, if he stfu's one it's most likely funny and/ or true.
2 years ago
took me a while to get that
2 years ago
so zecke, how's your life going?
2 years ago
Shitty. Why even ask
2 years ago
Give the man a chance to answer
2 years ago
Die whore.
2 years ago
Fine?
2 years ago
also zecke.... the new adele album... totes amazing, supes awesome or suremely epic?
2 years ago
You kiss your moms cock with that mouth?
2 years ago
supremely*
2 years ago
I gotta pee....
2 years ago
He doesn't even know.
2 years ago
Go Vikes!
2 years ago
oh seagull I was getting the adele album for my sitster in law....
2 years ago
hookin the fam up
2 years ago
He doesn't care
2 years ago
do not lie, you got that for yourself.... what better way to spend an evening than downing a bottle of hard liquor and crying yourself to sleep while "hello" is on repeat??
2 years ago
(for the record i had that fat arrogant british whore and her caterwauling)
2 years ago
Fucking hell gull, that's very specific, it sound like your into that as well.
2 years ago
hard truth
2 years ago
no, i just know how my mainian buddy rolls..
2 years ago
loslobos
You kiss your moms cock with that mouth?
5 minutes ago
report spam | unlike | 1 likes | stfu


I know it's early but this is my official nomination for comment of the year right here.....
2 years ago
i do all my hard liquor and crying sessions to either band of horses or alt-j
2 years ago
Loslobos, I wish you the best. You have a good heart. Not like all these other greedy faggots.
2 years ago
Ahh, i thought he was more of a Taylor Swift man.
2 years ago
I'm sorry I was a dick to you.
2 years ago
hey! i'm not greedy
2 years ago
yes, you are.
2 years ago
i am too.
2 years ago
i am not greedy, i just have a hard time figuring out when i have enough
2 years ago
That's not the right mentality to have if you are into drugs or drink.
2 years ago
tell me about it.... is why i'm switching to video games and naps
2 years ago
Yeah, that's why i'm off the sauce, it's all or nothing with me.
2 years ago
You still boozing it up, gull. Or did you take a new year break
2 years ago
Here's the thing. We can root for a team but no one really knows when a hernandez or a vick or rothlisberger will show up.

I mean, Peyton, the golden boy rubbed his nuts on some bitches' face.

So, the question is do we know who we cheer for?

I mean, I like Teddy Bruschi, but Aaron Hernandez?

There was this editorial written by an unnamed player's wife, and she was like "the nfl steps in and covers everything up"

So, we're cheering for rapists (kobe, Ben)

We're cheering for people we don't even know.

It's sad that faggots put so much stock in local sports teams
2 years ago
once or twice a week, usually not too much... had one destructive encounter with an open bar couple days before xmas though... and smoked herb for like 4 days in a row the same week.

gotta indulge sometimes or you'll go insane.
2 years ago
following sports is for idiots
2 years ago
Get off my nuts, faggot
2 years ago
you done yet?
2 years ago
I went to a party before Christmas, there was shit loads of booze and smoke, then came a delivery of e's followed by ketamin. I haven't touched all that shit in years, and the following day i thought i was going to die, that's why i decided to give up booze and shit.
2 years ago
Are you?
2 years ago
kurupt, I am more or a Taylor Swift man when I'm absolutely hammered....she has good songs....
2 years ago
Well you must have been fucked the last time i was talking to you, because you said you were putting her songs on repeat over and over.
2 years ago
good on you kurupt. Booze itself is hard to quit, luckily i never got into ketamine and shit. The longer you go sober the easier it gets. I'm gonna try it, you should too.
2 years ago
I was prolly drunk.
2 years ago
you are prolly drunk right now
2 years ago
I mean, Romeo and Juliet is a good song.
2 years ago
kur did you actually indulge in the fucking special k? that is something i have always avoided... it's on the same lvl as herion, pcp or meth for me.
2 years ago
I* haven't touched drugs or a drop of alcohol since New years eve. If i get through the month without it, i might just keep going? But 1 day at a time is all you can do.
2 years ago
Yeah Kurupt I was talkin bout the song Romeo and juliet.

I think that's a good song, drunk or not
2 years ago
Just listen to it.
2 years ago
I'm sad to say i did indulge, everyone at the party was, so i didn't want to say no, i was absolutely fucked, tripping balls, watching peoples heads turn into cubes and shit.
2 years ago
and so.....what do you want your life to be?

don't come here crying to me.

fix yourself
2 years ago
Who are you?

who do you want to be?

get at it, faggot
2 years ago
I'm off everything is my point, you should try it yourself some time.
2 years ago
the bad shit i heard about special k far far far outweighs the good shit... also some of my worst trips were based on disociative drugs like dxm or nitrous..... which are like bicycles compared to the space rocket that is k. no thanks.
2 years ago
So you did some ketamine or w/e at a party....fuck it.


Where do you want to be?
2 years ago
Print that shit on a shirt
2 years ago
everything? no no no. having 4 beers on a saturday is nothing i need or want to get rid off.
2 years ago
Life sober is much better...if you want to kill yourselves then keep abusing yourselves.
2 years ago
I have many stories to telll you.....because my life sucks.

I have many stories to tell you.

Keep away kid
2 years ago
It was my first time taking it. Everything was all good, with just drinking, smoking j's and popping a few e's. everyone was on a nice buzz, then when we all started snorting that stuff, people were falling apart.
2 years ago
dude, just stop. I don't need to go into it.

Just stop.
2 years ago
who exactly are you talking to zecke?

mags: no.
2 years ago
Still sucking on them tramadols, Kurupt? You're knee deep into heavy addiction already
2 years ago
Like i said, gull. it's all or nothing. I only dring to get drunk, 4 beers is just a taster, if i got 4 beers, and sat at home drinking them, i know i would be back at the off licence buying 12 more that night
2 years ago
lobos......
2 years ago
You still sucking on your girlfriends nipples' ll? You know fuck all about me.
2 years ago
You guys think you won't pay the price then you're kidding yourselves.
2 years ago
yeah, there's no offies here... you gotta plan carefully during shop hours or be ready to pay out of your ass at a pub. so if i just get 8 cans for the weekend i have nothing to fear.... it's a shit system, but it works.
2 years ago
let it be kurupt. There ar people that care, then there are just faggots that want to watch the world die.
2 years ago
Well since you share every pill adventure on mucho I know enough.
2 years ago
mags, you're a tee-totaler?
2 years ago
The offies here close at 10, so if you run out after then, you have no choice but to go to the pub, and a cheap night in, becomes an expensive night out.
2 years ago
kurupt, i used to fucking hate you, but whatever, you're better than these fucking people.
2 years ago
How do you pay for your partying, Kurupt? Social benefits or some shit?
2 years ago
proud to be sober
2 years ago
Take your apology and shove it Zeke if you think that irish managing is better than I
2 years ago
I meant to write mangina...
2 years ago
alcohol store closes at 7 here, saturdays at 3, sundays closed... no offies. the cheapest pint at the pub will cost you 6€ at least. so yeah, staying soberish is not that hard here.
2 years ago
Wouldn't you like to know, you sound like a cop with all these questions.
2 years ago
Good for you,Magawd. Whatever makes you happy
2 years ago
i'm waning off my drunkeness
2 years ago
kurupt sells illegally acquired horse meat for a living
2 years ago
at least he tells ppl it's horse...
2 years ago
You sound way too fucking defensive for a dude that shared his Ketamine fail on New Years. Say A etc etc
2 years ago
mags: prior issues led you to that?
2 years ago
3 o clock on a Saturday, that's fucking outrageous.
2 years ago
Oh my gosh....
2 years ago
Magawd was a coke pimp in Philly for ten years
2 years ago
Stop trying to be so fucking offensive.

There are people that like you

You need to drop the act.
2 years ago
I'm drunk as fuck and I love it.
2 years ago
ABC stores in VA are open 7 days a week now. 9-7 m-t, 9-8 f-s, and 12-5 on sundays...woohoo!
2 years ago
Dirty cheeseburger party drunk.
2 years ago
I'ma pee........go Vikes!
2 years ago
Zeke you drunk nigger, focus on being the resident dr. Drew and don't get in my face
2 years ago
You are having a go at me for talking about drugs here. You have exposed your tits and bleeding pussy for everyone to see, so get off my fucking case, bitch.
2 years ago
Sit on*
2 years ago
I used to dink quite a bit and I was dangerously unpredictable. Have seen a lot of good people go down the shitter and or suffer greatly due to alcohol and or drugs.
2 years ago
It's not a pussy....
2 years ago
Lol, all I said was that you're way too fucking deep into addiction to try act like taking a white month would solve anything. Geezus, those baby-junkies nowadays
2 years ago
Hey you know I'm right, that's why you're all defensive n shit
2 years ago
baby junkies???

* Steven_Seagull thinks of aka now for some weird reason *
2 years ago
If you think your body will stay resilient forever it won't, and when it decides to say "fuck you I had enough" you won't like it.
2 years ago
Aka is not fappable.
2 years ago
Mag. I'm an alien so I'll live forever.
2 years ago
Hey taking a month off everything is a start that some people never even bother taking, so i'm feeling good about that, so fuck the haters.
2 years ago
i was talking about football teams.......and saying some people actually like you.....idk, scratch that?
2 years ago
oster you're a jew faggot so you'll die of kosher aids
2 years ago
Good for you...
2 years ago
Jew alien faggot*
2 years ago
Whatever....Go Pats!
2 years ago
I'm not a hater, I just don't want to see any of you numbnuts suffer for no good reason except for whunu, he can go fuck himself with a rusted 9 iron.
2 years ago
so you'll die of kosher space aids
2 years ago
"Some people"
Super original. Make it a year or two or ten, that's an achievement
2 years ago
Gull.. you're alone. Nothing worse than that.
2 years ago
Space aids hahaha
2 years ago
He could be with whunu...
2 years ago
that would be worse
2 years ago
i'm never alone






i have mucho.
2 years ago
I'ma sleep
2 years ago
and the voices in my head
2 years ago
You have to start somewhere. Mag how long you been off the drink?
2 years ago
Haha haha new sitcom.. whunu and the bird.
2 years ago
Zeke has sleeping habits of a grandpa
2 years ago
"Caw one more time and I'll shove my fat cock down your little but hole. You're going to enjoy this"

"Caw caw ".
2 years ago
a good 20 years, I still have a drink or two on special occasions (weddings etc) but I'll never get into that drinking rutt again.
2 years ago
"Everybody hates whunu & the bird"
2 years ago
Bitch doesn't even recognize when I'm trying to be nice....
2 years ago
Shutup Clay
2 years ago
It's done though. I tried, hard.
2 years ago
i still dont get when zecke is talking to whom....

but calling someone a bitch is never nice.
2 years ago
Hahaha clay
2 years ago
20 years holy shit. Good on you, did you have a drink problem at the time you gave up.
2 years ago
except when it's an irishman
2 years ago
or a gay space jew
2 years ago
bye felicia
2 years ago
or a mall cop on a heavy duty segway
2 years ago
Gay?
2 years ago
It's Emily fuck you very much
2 years ago
I'll accept space jew... but gay?
2 years ago
Or a 4 eyed Kraut cunt.
2 years ago
why you keep keepin on like a desperat faggot?
2 years ago
At one point I always had some sort of alcohol stashed under the drivers seat in my car.
2 years ago
i prefer Kraunt
2 years ago
Poof*
2 years ago
did oster just explode?
2 years ago
That's......well......dude that's rough.

Good you got yourself under control

LOVE YOU MAGAWD

AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS
2 years ago
Love you Magawd
2 years ago
I need to find musack.....
2 years ago
I'M ABOUT TO!


Shit I feel like dish now.
2 years ago
That's my que to bail
* loslobos goes to google stuff *
2 years ago
Yeah, so you knew you had a problem, did you go to AA or anything? I'm more of a binge boozer myself. I can start off it for a while, but when i have a drink it could end up being a 3 or 4 day bender.
2 years ago
how the fuck are you able to drink throught the hangover? i lost that ability in my mid 20s
2 years ago
right around when the body hair got weird
2 years ago
What are you going to Google loslobos?
2 years ago
* Steven_Seagull wonders aboot correlation and causation now *
2 years ago
I'm a binger.....and no AA.

2 years ago
Don't be a pussy
2 years ago
AA is a sham
2 years ago
Haha, start off with spirits, they are easier to get down you when your hungover, then switch back to larger, problem solved.
2 years ago
I agree that AA does not help everyone, but seagull, to say that it's all bullshit is priceless
2 years ago
Jameson that's all you need.
2 years ago
Not priceless pops payed his retirement for gull to get clean...
2 years ago
don't be such a fucking faggot seagull
2 years ago
Let this guy live you stupid piece of shit.
2 years ago
^
2 years ago
Jameson can be rough when you are dying with a hangover, you want something you can drink down easy, like a few captain morgans and coke, then when you feel the buzz coming back on, you forget all about the hangover.
2 years ago
AA is all bullshit. it's basically a cult
2 years ago
suck my cock for blow you fucking junkie
2 years ago
https://youtu.be/Uje5cs6nIdc
2 years ago
I got loaded and I mean loaded at an iron Maiden concert and was burning up my tires in the parking lot before the show and some kid took offense to all the smoke I was creating and came up to me mid burnout and started giving me shit. I reached between the seats and pulled out a bowie knife I had and took a swipe at him. if he didn't get pulled back by one of my friends when he did I am pretty sure I would have damn near sliced his head off.On the way in security told me to get rid of my beer so I smashed my sain paulie girl bottle over my own head. Same night I got punched in the face by some chick for grabbing her spandex covered ass real deep in the crack. Later that night I went into the restroom to take a leak but it was full so I pissed in the sink and a security guard bitched me out so I smashed a paper towel dispenser with my head, everyone just backed away and I strolled back to my seat.
2 years ago
I quit cold turkey same as when I quit smoking.
2 years ago
The fact is, if you discourage people from getting help, you're a fucking faggot (Seagull)

I seriously feel bad for these peeps
2 years ago
You're so hardcore magwad
2 years ago
well hello cryax...

always good to see you
2 years ago
You are better off not drinking then mag, if that's what you get like. It could be only a matter of time before you seriously injure or kill yourself, or someone else.
2 years ago
Hey I just put on some faggy music

Get right Kurupt.
2 years ago
Never knew how I'd be, it was Alabama Slammers and beers all night that night. I could drink and be all fun and games or be a horror show.
2 years ago
hey zecke, here's some musack for you

http://muchosucko.com/129337/some-great-music-for-zeke
2 years ago
you're an asshole
2 years ago
That was just one night of many, don't know how I survived that stage in my life lol.
2 years ago
shit magawd, you had me... the story kept getting better and better.... then it turned out you had A SEAT at a maiden concert and i found myself thinking "what a pussy"
2 years ago
A jekyll and hyde boozer.
2 years ago
Should I tell you faggots now that I'm bi and you fucking disgust me?

Yak was right...
2 years ago
I had a seat, didn't say I sat in it.
2 years ago
I don't even remember anything past the warm up band. It was Wasted and they sucked ass.
2 years ago
Well, I'll just sit here.....
2 years ago
Magawd you're commendable
2 years ago
just lucky
2 years ago
Fuck the rest of these fucking faggots
2 years ago
No you're a stand up guy.

Remember that.
2 years ago
so zecke, what exactly was yak right aboot?
2 years ago
I don't like you.
2 years ago
Zeke is bi now ???? !!!^$%@......................
* DangerousDug vomits *
2 years ago
Go fuck yourself, faggot
2 years ago
fuck you xzek
2 years ago
If it's any consolation Dug, I was only attracted to your wife.....
2 years ago
This is good......
2 years ago
Let's kill some fucking shARKs amirite?
2 years ago
Now we're talkin
2 years ago
No dude, that's so wrong. You need to look into that shit.

Seriously.


I love you dug in a hetero way......but come on now
2 years ago
wait, you love dug but hate me..... the fuck?
2 years ago
* Steven_Seagull is heartbroken as fuck now *
2 years ago
Once I kill a live shark you can bitch about it Zeke. Until then, it is all just talk
2 years ago
yeah, you're kind of a fuck
2 years ago
I mean, Seagull, you know what's right and you still choose to be a douche.
2 years ago
YOUR FACE IS KIND OF A FUCK
2 years ago
yes zeke, and you know the way out yet choose to be a psychotic alcohol addicted loser..... whats your point?
2 years ago
I'm not interested in any of this.
2 years ago
I am the same guy that catches snakes and turtles out of the road and takes them back in the woods so they don't get run over............. So I don't think you need to be too concerned about me making a dent in the shark population.
2 years ago
Gull i have a question for you. The headphone jack that i have running to red white aux cables, coming from my surround sound system has just sheared off, so there is a piece of it stuck in the port. How will i get it out?
2 years ago
zeke, do it like MJ, start with the man in the mirror. and keep your shitty judgemental bullshit to yourself til then
2 years ago
Never kill anything you don't intend to eat unless it wants to kill you.
2 years ago
you really put the mental in "judgemental"
2 years ago
I suppose I'm just a psychotic alcoholic loser.....

I mean, that's my only choice, right?
2 years ago
Kurupt unplug that fucker first thing.
2 years ago
I'm watching over you steven don't worry
2 years ago
is it a cinch or a 3,5 mm kur?
2 years ago
you're all fucking faggots
2 years ago
Come at me bitch
2 years ago
you're still the biggest faggot with your shitty knight symbol you fucking pussy
2 years ago
i love most of you in a hetero way.....cept for seagull.....i want to rape him in the ass
2 years ago
* DangerousDug takes drink of some "homemade brandy" and is warm all over now. *
2 years ago
3.5mm, runnig from my pc to ss. I got the piece out, but now only 3 of the 5 speakers are working.
2 years ago
thanks flue, i try
2 years ago
kurupt: the longer you go the easier it gets

really, look up the easyway
2 years ago
I don't much care any more, never did.
2 years ago
phers? could it be possible?
2 years ago
I love these guys that are sincere

Peeps that are fucking faggots I don't care so much
2 years ago
Phers?
2 years ago
way before your time kur.... lets just say fluechtling123 seems familiar.
2 years ago
What's your question?
2 years ago
i gotta piss
2 years ago
my question is why dont you change if you're so unhappy? and why do you think you hate me? cuz i actually made a change?
2 years ago
I think you're a piece of shit. I need butts and booze, but that's kind of out the window. I still think you're a piece of shit. So, oh well.
2 years ago
I think you're self serving, and underhanded

I don't much like you
2 years ago
The cable is fucked, so i have to get a new one. How will i get the piece of the jack out of the comp, i tried kicking it, but it's wedged in there pretty good.
2 years ago
so a piece of the 3,5 sits in the port? thats a tough one... let me think
2 years ago
I don't think I'm wrong.
2 years ago
and zeke. your opinion of me is about as important as it is wrong.

you're a masochist and you're weak and you love being both those things. get a noose and try again.
2 years ago
Kurupt, splice the cable
2 years ago
ISeagull, I don't care.

Fuck It.

You hate me, I don't care

I'm trying to deal with kurupt's cable now
2 years ago
kurupt, you gotta splice it.....i think?
2 years ago
Expose the copper, and then push that into the headphone port? Because the head of it is gone.
2 years ago
take a razor to it cuz the connection is bad......this is my suggestion......it may be way wrong.....but
2 years ago
I'm getting the toolbox, i hope your right.
2 years ago
no zeke, i dont hate you. i still think you're smart, but you're wasting your potential. and ever since i changed my life i have no empathy for people that cage themselves and then whine about the bars that separate them from the world.
2 years ago
hey kurupt, cut it off?

You can establish a good connection if you .....
2 years ago
i'm out of butts
2 years ago
I'm out of shit
2 years ago
fuck you faggots
2 years ago
finally
2 years ago
also, oster, you're a cheap piece of shit.

You're a fucking joke.
2 years ago
fluechtling du otze, wenn du mich irgendwie kennst, wenn du einer der menschen bist die ich gerade verdächtige schieß mir ne zeile per mail oder fb oder skype oder sowas.... ich dreh durch hier.
2 years ago
also, zeke. you have a high-pitched squeaky sort of voice - just saying
2 years ago
Negative, no joy.I snipped off the head, stripped back the cable, twisted the copper wires together and put it in the port, but no sound.
2 years ago
so did the vikes win?
2 years ago
see below sir
2 years ago
i'm hammered
2 years ago
so did c inci win?
2 years ago
still playing
2 years ago
kur, that advice was retarded cuz a 3,5 actually has two separate copper strings..... stereo, ya know. you need to get that port clean and use a new cable... still not sure how you can do that
2 years ago
oh i'm just drunk off my ass
2 years ago
steven wtf......you're a fucking retard
2 years ago
i mean, I should be interested int the game, but come on now.....peyton rubbed his balls on some bitches face.......then hernandez......then vick........come on now, why should i care?
2 years ago
drill bit smaller than the pin, center it carefully and hollow it out. Get a paper clip or some solid wire that will fit inside. Dab a bit of fast drying epoxy on the wire and insert. Wait for it to dry and yank that fucker out.
2 years ago
there's a mass coverup of nfl players.......they beat their wives and the nfl covers it up

come the fuck on now
2 years ago
why am i a retard now? cuz unlike you i know how an audio jack works?
2 years ago
O.k, cheers gull. I have to get a new cable tomorrow, and then try figure out how to dislodge the piece
2 years ago
I'm bi by the way, but I don't beat the shit out of women.....
2 years ago
magawd for the win, i was thinking up a similar construction but the bit you solved with the epoxy got me stumped.

but you need a mighty fine drill for a 3,5 mm audio jack.
2 years ago
It may get stuck on the bit, then you can skip the rest and just yank it out.
2 years ago
so by being bi..... I assume you have had either a dick in your ass or mouth.... but probably both correct Zeke ?
2 years ago
magawd don't be a fucking faggot
2 years ago
??
2 years ago
no dug, it just means that at this point he's starved for attention so badly that he would even take a cock in one of his holes as long as it meant that another human being touches him.
2 years ago
sometimes jacks like that are hollow on the inside. using a fishing hook and taking the bend out of if works well to shove into it and then pull out the jack stuck in the plug
2 years ago
like you haven't duhg
2 years ago
I mean, I'm a Pats fan, I cheered for Hernandez and Roethlisberger and a bunch of other faggots. I mean, Peyton is the golden boy but he fucking rubbed his balls on some bithes face
2 years ago
never will happen either Magawd
2 years ago
of course its hollow...
2 years ago
these faggots that we cheer for......well, brady's oka.....
2 years ago
but come on now, why the fuck do you care?
2 years ago
Yeah, good thinking Mag, it sounds tricky as fuck, i'll give it a go tomorrow, cheers for the advice lads.
2 years ago
If it wasn't hollow the chances of it breaking off would be almost impossible
2 years ago
i never heard of an audio jack breaking of inside the port before.
2 years ago
No but really.....Hernandez...for real?

Vick?

2 years ago
Come on now, stop fucking putting stock in them
2 years ago
oh my god zeke shut the fuck up about those roided-out millionaires. nobody cares but you.
2 years ago
Also dug, I like your wife. More than you.....
2 years ago
full broken record mode....

next up: terrible youtube links and badly mistyped half-remembered song lyrics.

i can hardly wait
2 years ago
Me neither, i've been using the same cable for a few years now, and have moved house a couple of times, so all the disconnecting and reconnecting obviously wore it out, and it gave way.
2 years ago
zeke, dont start on mrs dug - i went there the other night, and it's just not gonna happen
2 years ago
i gotta ask though.... thats one of those cables with a 3,5 on one end and a red and white cinch on the other right? and you use that to feed a 5.1 system? that is kinda pointless...
2 years ago
nigga's gotta try, right?
2 years ago
shut the fuck up seagull.

I'm not even reading that

You're a pretentious piece of shit.
2 years ago
I'm out of cigarettes.......so I gotta sleep
2 years ago
mmm.....bye
2 years ago
Yeah that's right, so what's the aternative, iv'e tried every other method and it's the only way i could get sound from my pc. All 5 speakers including the sub woofer worker=d, well up to tonight that is.
2 years ago
I don't know what you're saying

possum,help?
2 years ago
Laters zeke.
2 years ago
yes, but the cable only transmits 2 channels so you will never get proper surround sound when watching a movie.... for music it doesnt really matter. the alternative is getting a dedicated sound card with five ports or using an optical line-out.
2 years ago
duhg's fishhook idea is sound ( pun intended ) get one small enough to fit into the plug, heat it and bend it without fucking up the barb, jam it in and yank it out
2 years ago
ok well i think you're a fucking faggot

sorry kurupt
2 years ago
i'm goin to bed
2 years ago
Ummm...I just wanna go on record here and say that this a horrible thread...
2 years ago
hey sporty!
2 years ago
you read all that shit ?
2 years ago
no
2 years ago
* xzekiel humps sportys leg *


what?
2 years ago
I don't usually watch movies on it, unless they a cinavia protected and won't work on the playstation. I do use it for music though and it works fine
2 years ago
it's a good read.

well written.
2 years ago
it basically says that kurupt is a tired fuck and i should go to sleep

correct me if I'm wrong....
2 years ago
yes, i'm not saying it wont work, i'm just saying you feed five speakers with only 2 audio feeds by using that cable which as stated does not matter for music at all
2 years ago
Your right sporty, i'm the one with the problem, and it's even doing my fucking bulb in. We'll leave it at that. I'll let ya know tomorrow if i get it out.
2 years ago
just stick your dick in the port and start whacking off, you'll create suction and the piece of the audio jack will easily slide up your dickhole.... then you just finish off and jizz it out
2 years ago
I'm not like you gull, my cock is too big to fit in a headphone port. Gully with the needle dick, is that why your missus ran off.
2 years ago
who said she ran off?
2 years ago
It's 3.30am on a Saturday night, and you have been on mucho all night, if you had a missus isn't there much better things to be doing?
2 years ago
she's in bed in the next room
2 years ago
we had movie night and cuba libres earlier
2 years ago
O.k my bad.
2 years ago
last nite was funy
2 years ago
good good
2 years ago
This is why we hire mexicans
2 years ago
They're expendable
2 years ago
mexpendable*
2 years ago
and somewhere around trump's second term they'll become collector's items.
2 years ago
its gonna be hilldog unfortunately
2 years ago
i hope so for the sake of the planet and the human race.... but for adding that certain comedic twist to the apocalypse trumpo the clown would be just perfect! i would laugh and laugh until the ICBM's finally start flying
2 years ago
if trump gets elected which is possible btw,nothing is going to change..you can put that in the bank..same for hilldog or burnie the burnout...not that i dont fancy one over the other,I do,but sweeping changes are not possible.
2 years ago
meh, depends how you define "change".... if you go by the "obama buzzword thing on a poster" definition then yes, impossible.
but if you go by the gwb post 9/11 definition of "entirely changing the geopolitical landscape and setting fire to an entire region", then no, i'd say it very much is possible.

and imho trumpo is way crazier and unstable than gwb who was basically a puppet for ppl still less crazy than trump.
2 years ago
ohw whow can i have some information about how you find these cool vids i like to sub some too pls tell me where can i find this?
2 years ago
the dark web
2 years ago
yay boxxy!!
2 years ago
Dark net* or deep web* idiot.
2 years ago
^loves tor
2 years ago
It's called dark web too you fucking moron
2 years ago
Net*
2 years ago
Same shit
2 years ago
I call it take-out pizza place. Cheese pizza
2 years ago
either way, deeper you go darker it gets
2 years ago
like bumholes
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
Like anal.
2 years ago
well if you go too deep then you will be up to your neck in shit
2 years ago
Virgin
2 years ago
The gaping web.
2 years ago
only bloody thing gaping is your brain if it wha,s up to me!
2 years ago
ohw HEY WHUNU! you know what pro mean right?
2 years ago
Lurk and stfu my comments some more, ya fucking clown
2 years ago
i will don,t you worry!
you started ;}
2 years ago
* Steven_Seagull lols *
2 years ago
I started what.
2 years ago
you opend the box angel to some demon to others you opend it WE CAME!
2 years ago
Hey seagull you changed your avy wtf
2 years ago
What in the name of fuck are you on about, i don't think iv'e every even commented to you, so what are you banging on about, or are you just a fucking nutter.
2 years ago
ohw the suffering has just started!
2 years ago
/boxlightener has such sights to show you
2 years ago
If by suffering you mean reading your comments, then it sure has.
2 years ago
don,t spread all the goods right here save some when it,s time to rest your mind we are watching you!
2 years ago
boxxy's use of commas is simply sublime
2 years ago
OHW and for all PRO,S like WHUNU and KURUPT pro means,
*PAYING RETARDED OUTSIDERS*
and uhm ....... FUCK YOU!
2 years ago
* Steven_Seagull lols again *
2 years ago
well played you dutch idiot savant
2 years ago
*rkinglightener
2 years ago
bye now ;} ..........................................................................................................................................................................................................
2 years ago
poss.... did you pay for boxxy's pro?
2 years ago
also hello poss
2 years ago
have a taco, they're good tonight
2 years ago
nope and hello
2 years ago
hey hey hey!
2 years ago
I missed the game
2 years ago
Did the Vikes win>
2 years ago
im so hammered
2 years ago
vikes play tomollow zeke - noonish
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
* possum ponders why he still hearts zeke *



owh - yup yup...i remember now
2 years ago
now it's gone again...:(
2 years ago
mexico sucks along with the idiots that inhabitate that country. one of the few places ive visited i wouldnt go back to
2 years ago
mexican women are fucking ugly too.
2 years ago
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