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I guess white guys love watermelon too

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Fucking watermelon

wtf

by whunu

submitted December 31st 2015

176 comments
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Weekend At Osters
2 years ago
Weekend?
2 years ago
it was kinda a movie reference too
2 years ago
A weekend with fries.
2 years ago
Three men and a baby?No no that's right it's "Three men on Oster".
2 years ago
Oster, it couldn't be a weekend with fries. fries has no friends.
2 years ago
Not true. He has Lidl
2 years ago
What about fried chicken?
2 years ago
I don't know about fried but I hear tell that those backwoods boys like live chickens.
2 years ago
*love
2 years ago
Ok Nixon, I have to call you on this. What is REALLY on those missing minutes of the Watergate tapes?
2 years ago
They're not reaaaaalllllyyyyy missing.
2 years ago
They're not at my house anymore.
2 years ago
*neighbor's garage via secret code
2 years ago
Your detective skills are off the hook.
2 years ago
What website did you find this bullshit on whunu?
2 years ago
He filmed it.
2 years ago
No I didn't film...I was the one with the big dick
2 years ago
cryax filmed it
2 years ago
he eats the watermelon after
2 years ago
off camera
2 years ago
* squatface tucks it into the waistband. *

you guys are gross.
2 years ago
Whunu is envious of the watermelon
2 years ago
Too short
2 years ago
The one on the right?
2 years ago
YEEAAHHH
2 years ago
* toolman961 bows head and walks away forever *
2 years ago
I'll find you next door
2 years ago
*neighbor's garage via secret code
2 years ago
That's where I'll be hiding.
2 years ago
I believe it's time to do another kamikaze.
2 years ago
Fuck yeah
2 years ago
You drinking tonight girl friend?
2 years ago
Guess not. Looks like I'm going to go upstairs now and see if I can't get the wife to lose the toilet again.
2 years ago
Yeah I'm drinking, not paying much attention to mucho right now. Neither should you. Go. Live. Btw, 2016 feels just the same as 2015, might aswell chill
2 years ago
We're in the middle of eating diner right now. Me and the dog are enjoying some wings, and she's upstairs having her pizza. She just called me upstairs to take a shit, and I just put my wings in the fridge if you know why(what) I mean. So now it's time to go enjoy the rest my night with the only woman I truly love. Maybe I'll be back in awhile, maybe I won't. So I'll say this now from the bottom of my heart

http://muchosucko.com/129207/Merry-ChristmasFrom-toolman
2 years ago
You might need some new facebookish material for 2016
2 years ago
*twitter
2 years ago
Wasn't your new years over two and a half hours ago wankerman?
2 years ago
Jrob something something
2 years ago
What a slutty ass watermelon
2 years ago
happy huh from the buttum of whut, IM TOTES SOBER YA CUNTS!!! i hope yu all die from teh alvcohol shit ingestion, ya loseiers
2 years ago
2016 is when ill be owning yo bitch asses even hardeer...... EVEN HAARDER!!
2 years ago
Hmmmm .....
2 years ago
He's starting to sound like bono.
2 years ago
Just kidding my little sauerkraut.
2 years ago
For you new years resolution, you should quit burning Jews.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

No, keep it up.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2 years ago
That was funny.....because Germans hate to be reminded of their atrocities......we as Americans embrace our genocide. Happy new year toolman!
2 years ago
Right back at you Mr. Hitler.
2 years ago
time to change....
2 years ago
if i succeed I won't see you again toolman.

If I fail, well....
2 years ago
Going back upstairs know to more Kamikazes with the wife. Who knows, she might get drunk enough that she won't feel any pain tonight and you know what that means? I'll try for sex again or she'll puke all over my dick first.
2 years ago
Wish you the best of luck toolie. You're a good man.
2 years ago
What's wrong my friend?
2 years ago
oh i just gotta quit drinking, and only when I'm drinking do I come here...
2 years ago
Is that because when you're not drinking, there's more to life then Mucho?
2 years ago
I'm trying to "improve" myself....idk what exactly it means it's all the rage on the interwebs
2 years ago
Actually when I'm not drinking I miss mucho, but I just don't come here because A) waste of time and B) pretty convinced no one likes me.

When I'm drunk I don't care so much.
2 years ago
There's a hell of a lot more then this stupid computer you know. You just have to find out what you want to do.
2 years ago
I know bud, I know.
2 years ago
So happy new year, I love you baby, I will see another time when all our dreams come true.
2 years ago
Come on zeke, the internet is where you're going to find friends. Trust me.
2 years ago
Alright my friend, have yourself a safe and happy new year. Life gets better when you try.
2 years ago
P.S. Fuck the Patriots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Ha, perhaps. I've never really tried too hard to find friends. I've had friends all along. I just chose not to talk to them. But they were true people. The people here, well, I like them, for the most part. If I wasn't so drunk and happy my opinion would change though. I've met a lot of good people on mucho, and some are just pieces of shit. I know I've been a piece of shit to many. Doesn't matter much, it's the internet, right?
2 years ago
p.s. good fucking luck Steelers.......
2 years ago
Lol i knew zeke would log in
2 years ago
lol you were right
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
take care cryax
2 years ago
Lol you too bitch
2 years ago
You leaving for good ?
2 years ago
You know cryax, just because you're on the internet doesn't mean you have to be an asshole!
2 years ago
Im not being an asshole
2 years ago
Maybe it's in your wording but sometimes it seems like you're always trying to get under someone skin.
2 years ago
toolman, that's just him......

We love cryax
2 years ago
Hey look everyone I'm back!!!
2 years ago
I personally have no problem with the man.
2 years ago
he's just an uppity little beaner
2 years ago
It just seems he's always arguementive.
2 years ago
yeah, he is.....
2 years ago
I think I just made a knew word.
2 years ago
Two more hours until my balls drop.
2 years ago
argumentative is a word...
2 years ago
well, toolie, have a good year, and cryax is coo
2 years ago
Damn, I thought I was special for a moment.
2 years ago
he's just working out his childhood angst
2 years ago
Are you going to have a good year zeke ? What is your resolution ?
2 years ago
Mine is I'm going to quit being so god damn nice to you all the time cryax.
2 years ago
My resolutions are too many to list. I need to overhaul my life or I'll be dead in a year.
2 years ago
I'll miss you sir so do right.
2 years ago
True
2 years ago
I want to do a road trip and come visit you.
2 years ago
To quote Corey something or other "my house ain't much for company"

If you can figure out the last name or the lyrics it will make sense.

(And it's not a puzzle, I just don't remember)
2 years ago
If I can do this, am I welcome?
2 years ago
Nvm I think i'ts from "drinkin again"

Corey smith is good though

as is that fuck that sings chicken fried
2 years ago
and certainly, I can't stay at your house, it's probably not handicapped accessible.
2 years ago
cause I will be bringing toolwoman.
2 years ago
you're welcome. There's a motel down the road but I think you'd do better visiting Acadia or Portland, I'm in Lewiston.
2 years ago
I could meet you maybe. If you really want to stay here there's room.
2 years ago
But you'd probably rather be in acadia or baxter or in new hampshire
2 years ago
there's not much here.
2 years ago
Well, it won't be anytime soon, but someday, I will try.
So far I've met Magawd and Dangerous Dug and both have been pleasurable visits, so I'm always looking to meet more Muchoers.
2 years ago
this is basically the crime capital of new england....well, bangor and machias has us outdone for drugs.....
2 years ago
Maybe it's time to move?
2 years ago
You're more than welcome to come here, but I gotta warn you this isn't a five star hotel
2 years ago
Jesus tap dancing christ toolamn..... when are you gonna make it to Colorado? That's what I want to know....
2 years ago
You live in colorado nixon ?
2 years ago
I grew up in Bangor and had friends in Machias, I'm used to the down and out shit
2 years ago
20+ years this go around
2 years ago
If you got some legal brownies, I'll be there on the next flight out of PGH. International airport.
2 years ago
How does toolman have all this money to travel
2 years ago
He beats the shit out of mexicans for cheap
2 years ago
He works from volume
2 years ago
and NG, I've always wanted to go to Co., WY. Montana(Don't know the abbreviation)
2 years ago
Come visit me cryax, I'll beat your ass!
2 years ago
For free
2 years ago
Paypal like ive been telling everyone
2 years ago
oh that's a nice touch
2 years ago
I hope that day is coming soon again.
2 years ago
But I've lost my dependent.
2 years ago
ok so can we not keep posting pics/vids of toolman?

that would make my year
2 years ago
no offense.....
2 years ago
You gotta do some squats toolman

I gotta too, but...
2 years ago
Hell, that was ten years ago.
2 years ago
You want to see me know?
2 years ago
Not really.......if it's your butt again
2 years ago
My neighbor's shootin off his guns.....fuckin merika!
2 years ago
And now his yappy ass dog that he can't seem to control is going wild.....MURICA!
2 years ago
Lookin good toolie.....
2 years ago
Alright, before I start taking pictures of my ass again, I have a lovely wife waiting for me upstairs and a bag of jumbo cocktail shrimp just wait to be dipped in some zesty cocktail sauce so I'm going to leave you for now, who knows, I might just be back in an hour and a half.
2 years ago
Hit it up, enjoy it.
2 years ago
* possum meepamoebas and goes back to wat he vass doing *
2 years ago
ohw - hi bye guys
2 years ago
well, I know I'm a dick a lot of the time but feel free to talk poss
2 years ago
I'm more often than not a dick though :/
2 years ago
or just mad depressed and not wanting to talk to people

these are the wrongs I'm trying to right....
2 years ago
And my faggot neighbor keeps shooting his guns
2 years ago
Hell yeah shoot those guns
2 years ago
It's nice to say that tomorrow we'll wake up and things will be different. It's nice for me to say that, but I have to completely overhaul my life.
2 years ago
oh that....nvm
2 years ago
* possum hearts zeke and smokes dope *


nite all
2 years ago
dude is just fucking rapid firing.....idk where he's shooting at.....hope it's the cemetary
2 years ago
Hell yeah smoke that dope
2 years ago
Hell yeah eat those beans cryax!
2 years ago
You know I love you cryax, this is my last smoke
2 years ago
You ever listen to motorhead you filthy little beaner?
2 years ago
I tried, not a fan.
2 years ago
A little
2 years ago
Oh.
2 years ago
Back in the day
2 years ago
Well Lemmy's dead. I say good. Just like Robin Williams had nothing else to offer. So bye.
2 years ago
I miss Bob Ross though....but I should probably sleep soon
2 years ago
Yeah man im a little tired too . When you going to stop by again ?
2 years ago
Prolly not. I'm falling over and I gotta correct this.
2 years ago
Oh really youre that drunk ?
2 years ago
Bob Ross was a drill instructor in the army/marines whatever...he said that his goals after getting out were to "NEVER YELL AT ANYONE EVER AGAIN, grow an amazing fro, and something something happy trees"
2 years ago
Not *that* drunk but drunk enough.

I'm usually pretty plastered when I'm on here, I maintain my ability to type properly long after I can stand or speak coherently, so usually my mind is well gone..
2 years ago
"NEVER YELL AT ANYONE EVER AGAIN, grow an amazing fro, and something something happy trees"
2 years ago
Actually, Bob Ross got the fro cuz he was low on money and he hated it, but then it became his brand. Idk so much about the military part.
2 years ago
ok i'm going to bed for real......wish i had more booze and butts as always....can't risk it
2 years ago
was it the fact that youre a whiney faggot who links piece of shit emo music videos and everyone lets you know what a drunken lout you are convince you that no one likes you?
biggest narcissist on mucho
2 years ago
Bunch of fuckin putz's
2 years ago
hey tool...
you got any pics of toolwoman pre-stroke?
2 years ago
i dont mean before i stroke it btw
2 years ago
They seem really not into fucking that fruit together. Where's the enthusiasm? 2/10, I (probably) can't get off to this.
2 years ago
Who would want to do that though?
2 years ago
They're comming out of the woodwork now
2 years ago
* Magawd waves way too late to Hare *
2 years ago
They heard I'm back
2 years ago
*black
2 years ago
** in the fun spot
2 years ago
recover password
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