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Merry Christmas:From toolman

I guess the vegetable is smarter than I am because she can pronounce the assholes name

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by toolman961

submitted December 25th 2015

58 comments
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I couldn't have said it any better, this time.
2 years ago
love ya buddy
2 years ago
Right back atcha
2 years ago
Faggits
2 years ago
Want to join in?
2 years ago
Land line?
2 years ago
tangled cord?
2 years ago
Old school....
2 years ago
I approve
2 years ago
Nixon... does living in the past help you cope with going bald?
2 years ago
Fuck you and fuck alf.
2 years ago
The only bald spot is the surgery scar
2 years ago
And I agree.... fuck alf
2 years ago
What's concerning to me is the ball cap cages next too it to wash hats in the dish washer...
2 years ago
A good hat shouldn't need washing...
2 years ago
Fibromyalgia?
2 years ago
It's not hat cages.. their duck skeletons.
2 years ago
Just remember...

He who controls the past commands the future, He who commands the future, conquers the past.
2 years ago
Now testify
2 years ago
Also...

Youth and skill are no match for age and deceit.
2 years ago
Thanks....
2 years ago
With life alert(I've fallen and I can't get up)you must have a land line.
2 years ago
I have one as well toolman (land line).... you are the only other person I know who has one
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQlpDiXPZHQ
2 years ago
I know a lot of people who have them, mostly for job purposes, but most of them don't even have them connected. Also, it's a cheaper rate with the bundle package.
2 years ago
Old farts.
2 years ago
Mine are usually only 12 hours old.
2 years ago
I have two land lines.
2 years ago
I had 2 land line up until about 6 months ago.... now just one
2 years ago
Boyfriends*
2 years ago
Whunu got pwned by a carrot. Best Christmas ever.
2 years ago
She reminds me more of a turnip.
2 years ago
cabbage
2 years ago
Don't ask me what her pussy reminds me of.
2 years ago
amazing
2 years ago
You don't know my wife then Seal.
2 years ago
*fap fap fap*
2 years ago
You would fap to whunu
2 years ago
ewwnu!!!
2 years ago
Whuewww
2 years ago
whoknew
2 years ago
fuck you ,thats who
2 years ago
the back of that skillet looks like the baby jesus
2 years ago
Gave his life for your sins.
2 years ago
It is Christmas.
2 years ago
bottom right toolie, plastic spoons?
2 years ago
Telephone, antiseptic wipes, Venus fly trap, pictures, wall.
2 years ago
Fuck this shit about spoons
2 years ago
It's imbedded in their minds.
2 years ago
Thanks toolie! This made my Christmas!
2 years ago
Anything to help my friend.
2 years ago
uv because she's smarter then you
2 years ago
I can accept that.
2 years ago
i don,t accept she,s just right!
2 years ago
oh'w y'es!
2 years ago
Your wife is the best dude, merry Christmas toolie.
2 years ago
And same to you my friend.
2 years ago
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