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For some reason Seagull never quite could bring himself to sub the content I mailed him this past year

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by Jones

submitted December 2nd 2015

153 comments
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comments (153)
my penis is still relatively shiny fyi
2 years ago
Knowing what I know now I rather not know
2 years ago
you can get your penis shiny too!
2 years ago
You know you'd take that los, don't try and deny it.
2 years ago
that penis looks detachable
2 years ago
did you want to borrow it then?
2 years ago
not really , I don't know where its been
2 years ago
You haven't aged very well possum.
2 years ago
all that time spent in the cellar
2 years ago
On the computer.
2 years ago
worse physic ever
2 years ago
Jones comes back to mucho
Spams the site with subs and shops someone's face on naked possum
It's like he's backed up with jizz and has to ejaculate everything at once on this site
Nice to have you back
2 years ago
and fritzl isn't even a current topic on here or the 'net. seems like the dog is failing more these days
2 years ago
Fritzl was Austrian not German
But who gives a shit
2 years ago
I love you LL.
2 years ago
those pedo years are comparable to dog years
2 years ago
*spent in the basement searching for porn
2 years ago
Ok, so I guess this is the best place to put my little anecdote.

In middle school, I was in advanced reading. I was a slow reader, but could read all the advanced words. And so this girl says to me that I'm not even smart. I don't deserve to hang out with the smart kids. I told her she wasn't smart either, and had no place to say. It turns out, she got a job for an alternative energy company, looking for sustainable shit and such and such. Then she crashed her car and killed her friend. Slow and steady wins the race, bitch!
2 years ago
(Also nice penis handsome stranger)
2 years ago
(And yes inb4 I'm quantifying my intelligence with a tree...)
2 years ago
I guess this makes me an asshole......revelling in the suffering of others.

2 years ago
I got way more though.
2 years ago
Not you guys so much....sorry....nvm
2 years ago
I'm pretty sure the faggot that bullied me, made me eat a worm and broke my arm is an actual faggot now. He likes getting pissed on and shit.
2 years ago
Story time with zeke.
2 years ago
kid who spun out on my parents lawn is a fucking junky now
2 years ago
these are some quality stories oster

get your popcorn
2 years ago
im listening.
2 years ago
not much more to tell

i mean, the guy that covered me with bees is a fag now, so....

what more?
2 years ago
fucking kim....
2 years ago
bees you say?
2 years ago
I say I say!
2 years ago
How did this happen?
2 years ago
My brother locked me in a shed with a bee hive underneath....this kid kevin ran around pounding on the walls.....they locked me in....i split my hand open trying to get out the window with a shitload of stings on me.....they called me a pussy....i went crying to my mother....100+ stings. Normal childhood shit.
2 years ago
Also,my hand was split open, I had to suck it up.
2 years ago
Didn't even get stitches
2 years ago
My childhood was harsh.
2 years ago
This is apart from the rocks in my face and a broken arm.

That guy's a faggot now, I guess......
2 years ago
I sound like a whiney faggot.....well....whatever.
2 years ago
i got beaten up hard.....
2 years ago
my brother beat the shit out of the kid after he broke my arm

after that, not so much
2 years ago
it's sad.
2 years ago
all my wood is gone but i said some really bad shit against someone I should be behind.
2 years ago
meh
2 years ago
After my brother broke this kid's arm he left me to fend for myself in high school....that didn't work out too well.
2 years ago
so yeah, whatever. I don't care much if you hate me. I've been there. whatever.
2 years ago
i'm also pretty fucking drunk.....so there's that...
2 years ago
I'll put up 40's style dukes
2 years ago
and honestly I'd destroy those people that aren't even here anymore......
2 years ago
Guess I'll keep drinking
2 years ago
Hey guy, here's a song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwx3RvDWvDM
2 years ago
Damn Zeke.... pace yourself
2 years ago
nah i need to pee

but hay dug
2 years ago
Hey Zeke.... is it freezing balls up your way yet ?
2 years ago
my organs hurt....

but i'm comfy
2 years ago
i'm drinking way too much.

small talk is out the window.
2 years ago
I love you dug
2 years ago
so everything is pretty much normal with you
2 years ago
yeah man your wife is a catch.
2 years ago
I don't want to overstep my boundaries but would smash
2 years ago
luv you dug
2 years ago
Meh..... I could use some strange myself
2 years ago
ok nvm....i gues lorde is on
2 years ago
but yeah dug, take away the shark hate and i love you bud.
2 years ago
Don't like wolves much either
2 years ago
dude wolves need to be here
2 years ago
i'm so drunk i can't even rationally argue with you right now
2 years ago
there are some apex predators that belong
2 years ago
like lions and wolves and shit
2 years ago
honestly dug, the most invasive predator is cats
2 years ago
you should be scared of them.
2 years ago
Cats don't kill moose, deer and elk so they are ok with me
2 years ago
Cats kill mice and birds, they fuck up the food chain that we don't see.
2 years ago
Cats are the most invasive species second to humans.
2 years ago
Cats fucking suck
2 years ago
meh.... I don't like cats much either for the record
2 years ago
dogs are okay
2 years ago
i mean, i'm not gona be dumb enough to think you won't do what you want.......I'm just sayin cats suck
2 years ago
I am at the top of the food chain and I have learned to deal with it....you should try as well
2 years ago
the thing is though, there are cats........

cats eat a bunch of shit we don't want them to eat

I'm not saying don't eat meat....
2 years ago
cats rule
2 years ago
cats are the most invasive species behind humans
2 years ago
*cockroaches
2 years ago
cats basically fuck up the environment
2 years ago
Cats kill mice, spiders, basically everything that's beneficial
2 years ago
mine are house cats so harm no one :)
2 years ago
Cats fuck shit up
2 years ago
Most people kill mice and spiders too
2 years ago
yeah but dug.....consider what you do

comparaed to a cat
2 years ago
cats wreck the local environment
2 years ago
I don't think cats kill many spiders.... now my chickens take care of some serious spiders
2 years ago
seriously, cats wreck shit

i'ma pee
2 years ago
i'm not arguing with you dug
2 years ago
i have no reason to argue
2 years ago
blep....
2 years ago
hey dug....
2 years ago
I recognize that no one wants to talk to me but come on
2 years ago
i mean.....come on
2 years ago
Damn.... I just had to check some shit.
2 years ago
and how did it pan out?
2 years ago
Stock market was down today so not so good..... lol
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost buys up stock on the down swing *
2 years ago
you need to wait for "them" to crash the market
2 years ago
they know what they're doing
2 years ago
mucho used to have a predator too..boozeeks natural enemy..
dik
then dejavu,who NEVER comes on,scared him away..just like a big cat
2 years ago
and they're laughing at you left behind
2 years ago
no, I invest via the law of averages..... over time, it always results in profit...
2 years ago
no one wants to listen to you billy

fuck off
2 years ago
zeek..i dont think youre being quite honest here..i dont think youve been drinking at all
2 years ago
i guess it could pan out nixon
2 years ago
i am now of the opinion that this is a character youre working on
2 years ago
go with it
2 years ago
part of that character is having extreme vitriolic hatred for a soft heart like me
2 years ago
mhm..
2 years ago
you play a wicked alky bum...nick cage's got nothing on you
2 years ago
you done yet faggot?
2 years ago
done?..there was a beginning?
2 years ago
you're just tiring yourself out...
2 years ago
baba booey baba booey
2 years ago
I can spiel nonsense too..
2 years ago
you need to stop the charade "zeek"
2 years ago
have a drink for real bro
2 years ago
you need to stop replying to me
2 years ago
if you need a reason to fall off the wagon..think of those poor souls that were killed today not 30 miles from me
2 years ago
hows that?
2 years ago
we done yet? cuz I don't care much about you at all.

so.....you done?
2 years ago
id love to stick around and chit chat and role play buddy,but ive got to skee-daddle
2 years ago
well of course you dont..its all there in the script
2 years ago
your clothes are broken and you don[t know where to go
2 years ago
i'ma leave now

you have fun
2 years ago
i think tonights a good night for you to set a record for horrible faggy emo music vids...i think you need to post at least 34 for the record
2 years ago
be sure to wear an ace bandage around your mid section...we wouldnt want your liver to pop out
2 years ago
to be honest you remind me of this fat piece of shit with freckles all over his face.....i was walking off the bus and this fat piece of shit lugied on the back of my coat. That's who you remind me of.
2 years ago
you want to keep talking? for real?
2 years ago
no one's listening to you
2 years ago
Keep talking you fat asshole
2 years ago
you've got the talking stick billy
2 years ago
stop fucking with me faggot
2 years ago
^thread was worth logging in for
2 years ago
I'm not reading all that crap
2 years ago
Grade 8 all over again, huh?
2 years ago
Hey, I'm sorry you fat asshole. Billly, be whatever, i'm easily triggered.
2 years ago
You're right. I have no friends anymore. I don't much care.
2 years ago
Everyone I considered a friend is gone. People try to talk to me....and that's just ridiculous.
2 years ago
Are you fucking drunk again faggot ?
2 years ago
hi cryax
2 years ago
How you doing?
2 years ago
i just ate a bunch of graham crackers
2 years ago
you?
2 years ago
apparently no one else is here
2 years ago
These faggots are weak
2 years ago
and everyone's competing for a love they wont receive
2 years ago
I don't get it, and I don't care
2 years ago
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