points: 36

fucking screaming marmot valhalla

...as envisioned and thought up by and ideaed completely and totally by Anne Elk

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by possum

submitted November 25th 2015

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1- was i convicted of buying/possessing videotapes featuring naked underaged girls? - yup
2 - were there ever any actual leetle children involved in any of the tapes - nope
3 - ...bought vids of "Topless Beach Girls On Film" from an ad in the back of Rolling Stone magazine in 1999...they were boring and pretty fakey and meh(nice tits though)...four years later the cops found that a bunch of the chicks on these tapes were under 18...busted the guy who sold them, then busted everybody who bought them
4 - ta-daaah ima instant sex offender (yay me)
5 - do i find leetel children sexy and wanna fuck them? nope, sorry...might be a dirty old 50something but not a pedo

6 - do i expect most MSers to believe anything i said in 1- 5?...not really, unfortunately...for a lot of folks just a hint of pedo is enough to cut off all contact for good - ask all my ex-IRL-friends :(
7 - fun fact #42: the age of consent in Sodak is 16 - so i couldve legally fucked any of the chicks on the videotape...but "interstate distribution of nakie -18ers" = Federal Offense

8 - are we done now? probly
9 - i dont and wont hold anything against anybody here who autohates me now -there is literally nothing i can do or say that wont get dismissed as a cop-out or a fake or a lie, so not going to sub any "fake-mensa-test scores" like TR did or anything - it is what it is

10 - happy thanksgiving, folks...and have a good life in general everybody who is or once was active on MS - place is/was pretty special, even though we all bitch about it
11- special shout-outs to Barret, Jones, Sporty, throb, squidley, fucking Kirk, Rking, squidley, that ginger chick from Houston, Yak, Deja, Cat, Bird, ALT(RIP), vomit, fugs, and even the Todds


ps - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
* possum coughs and smokes dope *





3 years ago
rude.
3 years ago
we didn't even get a mention....
3 years ago
i blame dope :(
3 years ago
as if my life wasn't hard enough
3 years ago
its basically in shambles, and now this
3 years ago
um ?

huh?
3 years ago
* NixonsGhost starts drinking and loading hand guns *
3 years ago
me first!
3 years ago
oh shit...
3 years ago
Bam. Now possum did sprinkles ever email you?
3 years ago
of course. point being?
3 years ago
good question
3 years ago
he wanted dirt
3 years ago
* NixonsGhost winks at Heather *


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuBWbpTJRqk
3 years ago
time to team up and kick some ass
3 years ago
Hmmm yeah right?
3 years ago
mostly just possum and everyone else he mentioned except us....
3 years ago
I'm good with that
3 years ago
* NixonsGhost logs into expedia *
3 years ago
just forward me the etickets....
3 years ago
Point being. Point made.
3 years ago
I see how it is
3 years ago
lies and lies.
3 years ago
took you a long time to come up with all that speech possum.. you been speaking to your lawyer ?
3 years ago
....snubbed by a marsupial
3 years ago
me ? give it time
3 years ago
* fries-please googles Topless Beach Girls On Film *
3 years ago
*2016 scooter reviews
3 years ago
This was a WTF time to stop by apparently.
Poss if you got busted for ordering some tape out of a magazine... I dunno... your lawyer sucked?
3 years ago
I hate when el_freecandy makes sense....
3 years ago
Hi, fucksuck, get you internet privileges back?
3 years ago
well laws in America are shit, but then again they are here in UK, fuck the laws
3 years ago
shit as in you'd rather there not be any laws at all ?....
3 years ago
some laws but not nobheads ones
3 years ago
Wanko == shitty lawyer.
3 years ago
Well I hope this means possum is back on Mucho as a regular again. Haters gonna hate regardless.
3 years ago
not just one = but two ==
shocking
3 years ago
You can always go hang out somewhere else Metal.... free country last time I checked
3 years ago
fee*
3 years ago
what are you on about digdug
3 years ago
Must have taken the not just one == but two comment wrong I suppose
3 years ago
you geek, I support poss as I've said in comments below
3 years ago
Looks like the opposite to me


MetalGear
oh well poss, I guess its easy for someone else to say get over it and move on but I can't
11 hours ago
report spam | like | stfu | 3 stfus
3 years ago
leave the kid alone dug, he's trying to fit in.
3 years ago
read below that dug, came out wrong in comment
3 years ago
Ok... I see... my bad
3 years ago
Kirk is a programmer fag who knows the difference between assignment and equality. But luckily is oldskool enough to not use that === shit.
3 years ago
You're the first fag to notice, what's that make you?
3 years ago
fun read. eeeeeeeeeeee
2 years ago
"Sprinkles" what a shitty user name. hahaha!!!!
2 years ago
"El_Wanko" is where it's at?? yeah.
2 years ago
holy fuck Punky , you are baiting people worse than a policewoman posing as a prostittue
2 years ago
maybe?
2 years ago
I love policewomen. They turn me on. I think about their stinky feet when I sitting in the back of the squad-car.
2 years ago
i wAnt tHeM TO TAze my BuTThOLE, NiGgER!!!
2 years ago
i think being in the police force will tech them how to let thier feet breath
2 years ago
GROSS. (me faps)
2 years ago
coincidentally breathing is something you need to forget
2 years ago
FUCK YOU, FRIES...I WILL PISS IN YOUR BUTTHOLE, NIGGER!!!!!!
2 years ago
AND ENJOY EVERY GOD DAMN BIT OF IT. 8(
2 years ago
The Book of Enoch:


Chapter 7 [SECT. II.]

1. It happened after the sons of men had multiplied in those days, that daughters were born to them, elegant and beautiful.

2. And when the angels, the sons of heaven, beheld them, they became enamoured of them, saying to each other, Come, let us select for ourselves wives from the progeny of men, and let us beget children.

3. Then their leader Samyaza said to them; I fear that you may perhaps be indisposed to the performance of this enterprise;

4. And that I alone shall suffer for so grievous a crime.

5. But they answered him and said; We all swear;

6. And bind ourselves by mutual execrations, that we will not change our intention, but execute our projected undertaking.

7. Then they swore all together, and all bound themselves by mutual execrations. Their whole number was two hundred, who descended upon Ardis, which is the top of mount Armon.

8. That mountain therefore was called Armon, because they had sworn upon it, and bound themselves by mutual execrations.

9. These are the names of their chiefs: Samyaza, who was their leader, Urakabarameel, Akibeel, Tamiel, Ramuel, Danel, Azkeel, Saraknyal, Asael,
Armers, Batraal, Anane, Zavebe, Samsaveel, Ertael, Turel, Yomyael, Arazyal. These were the prefects of the two hundred angels, and the remainder were all with them.

10. Then they took wives, each choosing for himself; whom they began to approach, and with whom they cohabited; teaching them sorcery, incantations, and the dividing of roots and trees.

11. And the women conceiving brought forth giants,

12. Whose stature was each three hundred cubits. These devoured all which the labour of men produced; until it became impossible to feed them;

13. When they turned themselves against men, in order to devour them;

14. And began to injure birds, beasts, reptiles, and fishes, to eat their flesh one after another, and to drink their blood.

15. Then the earth reproved the unrighteous.
2 years ago
and the lord did grin
2 years ago
MUST... NOT...Quote...Damn it...And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats,
2 years ago
are you following me, man?
2 years ago
nice interpost, shark.
2 years ago
You were too slow, man.
2 years ago
I'm outta cocaine, faggot. you got some?
2 years ago
naw - zeke emailed me and wanted to know what was up with my junk - i pointed him at this sub, then found your comments and stuff
2 years ago
and yes - he is alive
2 years ago
"zeke emailed me" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
he's balder than ever
2 years ago
No cocaine, Punky. Corticosteroids and my last 2 grams of weed.
2 years ago
^pot callin' tha kettle black
2 years ago
@poss
2 years ago
oh shit...you're not going bald...you're JUST A FAT ASS. MY BAD...
2 years ago
i love ya, poss. 8P
2 years ago
huh?
the one thing i'm not is bald - at least not yet
i would cop to it if it were so - as in yup i'm old and fat and grey and etc

i still could rock an awesome mullet if i wanted to dude
2 years ago
there ya go punks
2 years ago
NO...THERE YOU GO...SIR!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt856_nRxQk
2 years ago
that was actually pretty good
2 years ago
I've linked it a bazillion times, you fuck-wad. wow.
2 years ago
fuck-wad ? Them be fightin' words around here
2 years ago
I bet that feels sooo good, nigger.
2 years ago
I doubt that
2 years ago
I call BULLSHIT, MAN!
2 years ago
lol punky thinks people click on his links
2 years ago
You would know better than I..... so whatever you say Punky
2 years ago
you know you do, nigger. 8P
2 years ago
AIDS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser waves@zeke *
2 years ago
^EPIC
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkGUI4bnQbQ
2 years ago
holy drugs!!
8 months ago
Houston....Yak...Deja.....YES!
* ClaudeBallz high fives himself *
3 years ago
must be nice
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN0XRkSyhwM
3 years ago
you ok?
3 years ago
for some reason made me think of Drumrave
3 years ago
because he enjoys transsexual rimjobs?
3 years ago
ace-miami-dolphins-jaquars-stand up comedian
3 years ago
Self cleansing
3 years ago
FUCK YOU!!!

I had my volume turned all the way up after metalgears latest installment of silent film
3 years ago
the title might have given you a small clue
3 years ago
hahaha made me snork my last beer for the night MD ...

* possum puts on old Sinead and newer new pornographers and grin/sleeps *
3 years ago
something about one of the comments on this page happened to distract me and I lost all memory of the title before I eventually clicked play
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
hey silent films are fun
3 years ago
This is Amy Schumers audition tape.
3 years ago
ruiner!!!!
3 years ago
for anyone interested - the song Hold Back The Night from that psycho irish chick's cover version on that Faith And Courage...it's zeke-level cool




ni ni i guess
3 years ago
wat in the actual fuck was i just on about?

jeebus

* possum eats cool newfangled pizza rolls and pisses on fucking bonbobo *



hmm - now ima into the PG CD "Up" from 2005 or so



Sinead's still a whack job no matter what she might say on this particular day


i had point here but i lost it

:(
3 years ago
Put on some Tears for Fears...eat some orange slices. And find me.
3 years ago
Somebody isn't dealing with thus very well
3 years ago
This
3 years ago
I hope they let the little fella go
3 years ago
*locked it in an asshole neighbors mailbox
3 years ago
its neighbour
3 years ago
the little fella got away and is plotting his evil revenge with friends in nice comfortable den nearby
3 years ago
That sounds like me when I'm inserting the Anusol tube up my ass every day after I shower.
3 years ago
What's anusol?
3 years ago
Ummmmm..... looks serious
3 years ago
Merely just a flesh wound
3 years ago
You fags going to meet up anytime soon?
3 years ago
splash it with some shine...... if that doesn't cure it nothing will
3 years ago
If you thought that was bad, just wait one second.
3 years ago
Looks like you gave birth
3 years ago
Didn't feel like it.
3 years ago
you just wiped your vagina.
3 years ago
That's mangina asshole!
3 years ago
dug knows.
3 years ago
oster.... you are the resident Mucho mangina expert
3 years ago
homodug.
3 years ago
is this another metaphor
3 years ago
It's a confession booth.
3 years ago
I thought it might mean that possum squeals like a girl when held be the neck
3 years ago
also he's not really confessing
3 years ago
I once got banned for 18 months for drink driving (or DWI if your American) and simple as that... I didn't try to cover up my crime with some cockamamie story
3 years ago
The ban hammer works in mysterious ways
3 years ago
*dui
3 years ago
oh well poss, I guess its easy for someone else to say get over it and move on but I can't
3 years ago
Good thing your feelings don't matter here
3 years ago
Or opinions
Or existence in total, really
3 years ago
or replyfailings
3 years ago
They matter
3 years ago
I meant being an ex-con myself life is shit and you have to make your own way
3 years ago
^jailboy
3 years ago
what did you get busted for?

Graffiti tagging?
3 years ago
Urinating in a phonebox?

Vandalism of park playground installations?

Defacing the queens mint?
3 years ago
Confessss
Confessss
3 years ago
Shoplifting caps from sports direct?

Dodging bus fares?

Arson of waste material in a litter bin?
3 years ago
Benefit fraud?

Leaving litter in a conservation area?

Assault, using McDonalds straw to shoot spitballs?

Failure to remove hood on request?
3 years ago
Riding a bicycle on a pavement?

Trespassing to film amateurish 'parkour' videos?

Purchasing booze and cigarettes for distribution to a minor?
3 years ago
I don't where exactly where I'm going with this, but hopefully I'm painting a picture.
3 years ago
not using enough 'u's in written text?
3 years ago
Fries probably turned you in....
3 years ago
riding a bike on the pavement, lol so british
3 years ago
you should be locked up for constantly subbing silent material
3 years ago
your call out throb aint yours hippopossumes.
3 years ago
and let that be a lesson to you
3 years ago
sometimes silence helps the mind become clear
3 years ago
funny thread
3 years ago
annoying...like me.
2 years ago
yes.. so very very annoying
2 years ago
FIGHT ME, BITCH!!!!
2 years ago
I WILL KICK YOU IN YOUR FAT NECK, NIGGER.
2 years ago
It sounds like a woman screaming.
2 years ago
and you sound like a faggot
2 years ago
And you look like a faggot.
2 years ago
yeah well looks can be deceiving
2 years ago
Not when we are talking about you. Tea sipping faggot.
2 years ago
^ that gay run you did in the video.
2 years ago
I keep pressing rewind lol can't stop laughing.
2 years ago
I wish i knew how to loop that run and make it into a gif.
2 years ago
I thought your new avvy was zeke for a second there.
2 years ago
just stick to subbing reposts and generic crap thatdude420.. gifs are for the clever people
2 years ago
Yea clever like you when you posted this gif.

http://muchosucko.com/125553/sexy-dance
2 years ago
That dude ? What are you doing ? You need to be subbing shit
2 years ago
Nice avy thatdude. What is it whunu trying to be cool.
2 years ago
That's Zeke's eHarmony avy. lol
2 years ago
I bet if you panned the camera out, he'd be crouching.
2 years ago
never say i dont care

http://i.imgur.com/LgwVRDf.gif
2 years ago
gif is best enjoyed with this sound in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6JHaBVySTA
2 years ago
All it needs is a sound byte of Curly from The Three Stooges going "WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP"
2 years ago
HA HA that is great. Thanks Seagull for the gif.
2 years ago
bird watches Futurama...it all makes sense now. 8(
2 years ago
Fuck you. Don't talk shit about Futurama. I love that show.
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
^ look at this.. thatdude420 doesnt show his face on Mucho in months and suddenly he's the most popular person on here
2 years ago
look who comes powerwaddling into the thread

woop woop woop woop woop
2 years ago
"most popular" hahaha
2 years ago
BTW..why/how did that pile of dog shit piddles rage quit?
2 years ago
who cares
2 years ago
inquiring minds need to know!
2 years ago
i said 2 sentencdes to him and he utterly flipped his shit, copypasting the same three comments several hundred times for 2 hours and repeatedly using mine and kirk's RL names. then he chuffed off, no one even knows if he got banned or not.
2 years ago
I have a feeling he's alting.
2 years ago
from day one i knew he was a fuckin joke
2 years ago
just the way he would show up and obsess on you guys..parasite on steroids
2 years ago
yeah i skimmed it but since captain kirk DBJ'd almost every comment i wasnt getting the full story so thats why i asked
2 years ago
it was a rather unprovoked meltdown, more like the proverbial final straw that snapped the camel's mind
2 years ago
well it was inevitable i suppose
obsession on that level usually ends in a bad way
2 years ago
Wow, fries run in the gif. It's like a mixture of vodka inhebriation
2 years ago
inebriation and faggot.
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/ROn0u1x.gif
2 years ago
yup yup
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJoM7V54T-c
2 years ago
LOL at Steven Segal's absence
8 months ago
*FAGGOT's
8 months ago
vallhalla?
i still dont get that part
2 years ago
there might have been shrinkage
1 year ago
who shopped that trash?


oh..
1 year ago
ass face
1 year ago
bye bye folks
it's been fun but now its done

been looking for a decent excuse, and how can you beat punky as one?


glad i got to come back for a while at least :/
8 months ago
rip your family, poss.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz5yAmglCR8
8 months ago
my family is fine

rip me being on Mucho
8 months ago
did you cum every where?
8 months ago
fuck you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rr7XY3fp_U
8 months ago
#EATATINYJAPDICKINHELL

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=maaEoa14pWA
8 months ago
DOH!! WRONG LINK!!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFnDWdUBi8
8 months ago
EATMERAWPOSS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F0wzQdGVEn8
8 months ago
Good riddance
8 months ago
zzzz..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4E4S0XWPMgQ
8 months ago
HOLY GOD. HOW SHITTY IS "LG". JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST
8 months ago
recover password
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