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Gnat bites

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defo not for F.A.P.S . I fucking hate those little blood sucking fucks

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by fries-please

submitted November 12th 2015

97 comments
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Gnat bites
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That's what's called a bug fucker
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YGshScF-Mo
2 years ago
she doesn't pull off that new York accent very well
2 years ago
although Shelley Long is hot
2 years ago
You need a new hobby
2 years ago
I got exciting hobbies
2 years ago
This one is clearly not good for you
2 years ago
oh I see... you think this is actually me
2 years ago
well you're wrong
2 years ago
I don't know what I was thinking...clearly too large to possibly be you...
2 years ago
ha ha...
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YGshScF-Mo
2 years ago
you're mum always call me 'big boy'
2 years ago
for obvious reasons
2 years ago
'Cos you're fat?
2 years ago
maybe... i'll ask her next time im porking her
2 years ago
Fuck off fries, a bear wouldn't give you a hug, by which i mean your mother.
2 years ago
shut up you... don't you have some driveways to badly tarmac
2 years ago
I missed you too, ya fat prick. If i wanted a Chinese delivered 20 mins late, i know who to call
2 years ago
well not me cos im retired
2 years ago
*retarded
2 years ago
bitch !
2 years ago
Sprinks. how are you keeping man?
2 years ago
hehe
2 years ago
Fuck off fries, ya big googly eyed werewolf.
2 years ago
im luck enough now to have other people deliver food to me except im not spending a fucking £1 on delivery
2 years ago
Can't complain, K, I was told not to. :/

How's things on the Emreald Isle?
2 years ago
Not 3 bad. just doing a doob and drinking a bootle of vodka.
2 years ago
Munching on brownie #2 meeself. Gonna sleep like a baby tonight.
2 years ago
Good stuff, i missed all the chat with the lads, bar fries that hairy lesbian.
2 years ago
hehe
2 years ago
Been locked up for the past 12 days, only got out yday.
2 years ago
Don't say congrats then, ya smelly penis.
2 years ago
Congrats, ya smelly penis!
2 years ago
I haven't been in jail since I was a wee lad of 21... :/
2 years ago
hah really?! What were you away for?
2 years ago
Fines and shit = poop
2 years ago
B&E... got caught because someone squealed. I never got caught for anything when I did it alone.
2 years ago
STFU Sprinks, you don't know fuck all about living DA G LIFE
2 years ago
into where?

what kind of fines kurupt? Library charges?
2 years ago
I returned the notebook, a week late, Md
2 years ago
DAMN, SON
2 years ago
The book police don't fuck around!
2 years ago
^Faggot.
2 years ago
Fuck books.
2 years ago
What were you in for this time, K?
2 years ago
Your mother
2 years ago
They should have kept you an extra week for that
2 years ago
I kissed your ma very delicatly on the left piss flap, and they let me off for good behaviour
2 years ago
* Macheesemo shudders *


I hope you wiped the maggots away first
2 years ago
She was like a breath of fresh air.
2 years ago
Damn. Your breath must reek 'cos she's been dead for three years, perv!
2 years ago
It's like i jizzed off i8n the nostril of a makrel and then shat on a hallabit.
2 years ago
Well, it beats getting a slap in the belly with a wet codfish I tells ya
2 years ago
just for the halibut
2 years ago
they must be female...
2 years ago
Ain't nobody got time for gnat
2 years ago
Gnat bites ???
Mosquito bites you English twat.
2 years ago
hey
2 years ago
That was going to be my comment, but mine was more like, They're Mosquitos you Limey bitch!
2 years ago
I don't think they are getting much, that foreskin is cutting off the blood supply
2 years ago
i think there's some string or rubber band going on
2 years ago
i think it's having the opposite effect either way
2 years ago
mosquitos
2 years ago
no it's gnat
2 years ago
Hello heather, how's yer gash?
2 years ago
Someone doesn't read other users comments now do she?
2 years ago
Might want to have those little white bumps looked at by your physician.
2 years ago
You reckon
2 years ago
Those aren't bites
2 years ago
This makes me cringe ever time I look at it
2 years ago
i feel the same way about your face
2 years ago
I think that's just normal German to English relations.
2 years ago
we don't have any relations. it's a good thing they have an island unto themselves.
2 years ago
yeah an island that every fucker in history has tried to invade
2 years ago
like they all wanna be here
2 years ago
Maybe for the dental plan.
2 years ago
lisa needs braces
2 years ago
be required to fart on a regular basis.....
2 years ago
Well, since two other users used mosquito, I'll just have to say,

FUCK YOU WHUNU!
2 years ago
are you drunk?
2 years ago
and yes

FUCK YOU WHUNU!
2 years ago
No, just got home, took a shower, got my laundry in the washing machine already, and now I'm about to go upstairs and make home made Salisbury steak and gravy with home made mashed potatoes with some sort of vegetable.
2 years ago
does that mean the wife is helping?
2 years ago
(sorry, but that one was too good not to make. give toolwoman all the best from me)
2 years ago
((and yes, all the best means anal))
2 years ago
(((and yes, i might be a lil tipsy myself right now)))
2 years ago
shut the fuck up.
2 years ago
no
2 years ago
hows project comment count coming along you noob?
2 years ago
I have other shit I'm working on.
2 years ago
he said, dick in hand
2 years ago
sorry toolman, but lol @ gull

2 years ago
That's what I get for going upstairs and making vegetables.
2 years ago
Don't be rude to miss toolman.
2 years ago
This guy needs better hygiene, looks at all those little staph infections
2 years ago
Maybe if you open your eyes next time you bj you'd see it's quite normal
2 years ago
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