points: -5

My weapon of choice

All I need is my left to deal with most of you faggots here.

muchoers gone wild

by Macheesemo

submitted November 12th 2015

114 comments
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My weapon of choice
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comments (114)
BAM!
2 years ago
is that because its softer and feels more like a womans hand?
2 years ago
That's correct. I only want to inflict some pain, not kill the faggots here
2 years ago
also good for solo missions
2 years ago
That too. Sometimes a hard, rough skank is fun, and other times, a nice, softer lady is better.
2 years ago
Now I'm off to the emergency room to have my kid's ankle x-rayed. :/

Free healthcare = looooong wait times

Hopefully I'll have a phone signal in the waiting room.
2 years ago
Loooong wait time at the ER = flu for you
2 years ago
Hope their ankle is ok!
2 years ago
Been here for 10 minutes and the lady next to me said she's been here for over 45 minutes and nobody was called in yet. :/

You get what you pay for...
2 years ago
I hope the ankle gets lupus.
2 years ago
How does one pay for free healthcare...
2 years ago
And I hope it's cancer
2 years ago
Me too, sick kids = government benefits!

Cancer = jackpot!
2 years ago
You're not exactly the poster boy for Obama's look at Canada they have free healthcare and it is awesome campaign
2 years ago
Hey Dug, i heard a bad rumour, that toolman tried to sneak through your bedroom window last night.
2 years ago
Or as you call it, a Thursday night.
2 years ago
He doesn't have to sneak, I would have just let him in if he called first
2 years ago
It's never lupus
2 years ago
it's child abuse.. the meltdowns here end up lashing out on his "family".
2 years ago
left handed?
2 years ago
Right handed, hence the description.
2 years ago
You punch yourself in the face after being pwned over and over and over again
2 years ago
he punches himself in the ass with it
2 years ago
My ass, your face... what's the diff?

Punk-ass punk
2 years ago
dedication sub. Megafaggot.
2 years ago
Macheesemo
Dedication sub = butthurt
4 days agoreport spam | like | 3 likes | stfu
2 years ago
Stop picking on me.
2 years ago
You ticked one box already, I'm sure you have more complaints.
http://muchosucko.com/128790/Please-fill-out-this-form
2 years ago
Lol at the "no one liked my selfies today"
2 years ago
Try a little harder
2 years ago
He checked " I'm a cry baby".

Yak! Yak!
2 years ago
Dammit los...if you're gonna use my subs you could at least up-vote them.
2 years ago
Haha
2 years ago
stick it in your mouth and choke on it
2 years ago
Simmer fown, Liberace
2 years ago
*down
2 years ago
Punk
2 years ago
irony
2 years ago
Hey gull, i see you were logged in , a couple of seconds ago. You were talking some shit about me recently. do u want a battle
2 years ago
yeah, sure. magic, yu-gi oh or pokemon?
2 years ago
How about poke-yer-mom, then?
2 years ago
Hello gull, how are ya
2 years ago
I didn't know if you commented anymore, or just ran off, and cried like a little smelly fagggot all the time.
2 years ago
i was logged in all night but actually played RE4.

so, what kinda shit have i been talking bout you? refresh my mammaries...
2 years ago
Look pal,i know by a comment like that, that you are covered in sausage, you are a little kraut faggot.
2 years ago
i see...

this is where i say some stuff about potatoes and leprechauns and sheep and your mother and such, right?

or i could just
2 years ago
Very true. So how are ya, dickhead.
2 years ago
i'm good. getting used to the cold and the dark, going to school 5 days a week, playing vidya games and right now i'm eating pockys.
2 years ago
It sounds extra gay, but good luck too you.
2 years ago
pockys are indeed kinda gay. but delish...
2 years ago
What the fuck is pockye
2 years ago
it's the staple of the diet of a japanese teenage girl
2 years ago
Do a little poop on her.
2 years ago
why am i not surprised that md knows aboot pockys?
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/yrRJhIL.jpg
2 years ago
Maybe because you are both, fat, greasy, CDuntS.
2 years ago
you know who isn't fat? you.

you know why? cuz you're poor.
2 years ago
I'm getting fat, i moved into ab area with all nerdy, skinny fuckers that look like you. I'd drop every one of ya.
2 years ago
always with the violence... and then you end up in the slammer again
2 years ago
watch your gob you angry toy dog
2 years ago
Fuck u both, i have a juicy curry on the way.
2 years ago
let me guess, you got some bombay potatoes
2 years ago
So stick youur fucking pockeye up you ring piece
2 years ago
that's how they make them
2 years ago
For some weird reason, i heard then in an Indian accent, so you are forgiven md.
2 years ago
indian accents soothe you?
2 years ago
I jerk off ever so timidly, before i jump out in the nude, and get yet another, free curry.
2 years ago
you ever had bombay duck?
2 years ago
Nah, man but it does sound good.
2 years ago
Did you ever dance with the devil, in the pale moonlight?
2 years ago
I hear it smells like shite but tastes good. I don't think they are allowed to sell it in the uk for health reasons
2 years ago
Some bang of shit off it.
2 years ago
pardon?
2 years ago
Forever the cunt. Shit stenched pug + "~?32%
2 years ago
lol pace yourself guvnor
2 years ago
Whats the story with you, still living in the motheres house?
2 years ago
yeah, for the time being. What made you move?
2 years ago
I'm on about you, ya sad cunt. Jesus christ,
2 years ago
Sorry, md, you dont deserve that. It's gull that needs a good fucking kickimng, it might make him humble?
2 years ago
Yes gull, a g kickimng,
2 years ago
Kizkzknig.
2 years ago
lol you having a seizure?
2 years ago
A little bit
2 years ago
so how did they treat you in the slammer?
2 years ago
Food just arrived, will get back to u in a few.
2 years ago
Grub was shit, The zhilli spicies were extra faggoty, they reminded me of a teenage seagull, that quad dropped some E's
2 years ago
what were they weak as fuck?
2 years ago
Teency faggatoro.
2 years ago
good to see you back, stay out of trouble man
2 years ago
Thats a bit bent, but i want to playhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2OcIqwmSaY a song
2 years ago
i know where you're coming from

I think
2 years ago
This boy is cracking up, this boy has broke down.

Fucking bitches.
2 years ago
I like that song, big woop, wanna fight about ir?
2 years ago
you could listen to worse.
2 years ago
Very True good sir
2 years ago
Actually, good cunt.
2 years ago
Anyway, how are ya keeping, mdm ya buig smelly fellar?
2 years ago
ah you know. Getting on. Trying to escape poverty and all that.
2 years ago
We'll you smell terrible, good luck to you sir!
2 years ago
cheers. I've been working on this stench for a while
2 years ago
Don't worry man, there is a snellof christmas cheer and vomit off ya. Everybody loves that.
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
Hehehe haha hoo hoo oo, jajajajaj a
2 years ago
fuck you then, md. fucking pussy ass, nigga, motherfucka, cuny, crispy, smelly, filthy, rotten.
2 years ago
shut up you product of a hijacked discarded condom
2 years ago
for shaking towards the sky
2 years ago
Sticking up my ass*
2 years ago
One of these days Alice.
2 years ago
bang zoom ?
2 years ago
POW, right in the kisser.
2 years ago
shoulda subbed this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYvFmgW8
2 years ago
yeah up your eyeball pidgeoncunt!
2 years ago
lolwut?
2 years ago
ha!
2 years ago
recover password
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