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JB's weapon collection

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by Jenbirdy

submitted November 11th 2015

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JB's weapon collection
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it's funny cuz something something women something kitchen

* Steven_Seagull pukes *
2 years ago
When you meet a woman who can work magic in the kitchen, you will understand
2 years ago
He's obviously just jealous of my sweet collection
2 years ago
a) i am very well capable of kitchen magic myself

b) the only quality tools a good chef needs is two knives and a cast iron skillet, for everything else you can use dollar store crap
2 years ago
Yeah. Sarcasm is hard :/
2 years ago
i wasn't even talking to you cuz why should i?
2 years ago
I'm capable of jerking off myself, but it's better when woman does it
2 years ago
yeah, but handjobs and steaks are very different.
2 years ago
the dream is searing a steak and have a woman do the dishes.
2 years ago
ok we're talking steak. That is different
2 years ago
steaks, chili, pancakes, bolognese, epic sammiches and salad dressings i'd rather do myself. but if a woman wants to bake for me i'm all for it.
2 years ago
Too bad that never happens
2 years ago
how would you know?
2 years ago
Jesus christ seagull..that fuckin dimwitted hump piddles has no other purpose on this site but to argue with you and lobos which is hardcore faggy...then you do almost exactly the same every single fucking time jenbirdy pokes her head..its as if you a giant baseball bat shoots straight up your ass the instant she logs in...i mean im not saying youre gonna be all gaga,you know,like you accuse ANYONE who doesnt hate her of,but you could just be a little more laid back and stop blaming her for the demise of MS.
2 years ago
mind your own business.

and it wasn't just her. let's just say 2011 was a bad harvest noob-wise.
2 years ago
mind my own business?..not a single person minds their own business on this site..hell the whole point is to poke your nose into other peoples business
2 years ago
are you coming onto me?
2 years ago
if he does, post the vid and the location of the spoon
2 years ago
best comment winners #1 and #2 by BHM
2 years ago
I for one think that you all should just mind your own god damn business and just go with it. It just might be the rebirth of MS if you'd all quit running people off!
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
2 years ago
What about a nice fish spatula?
2 years ago
And at least one non-stick pan...
2 years ago
okay, i'll give you the non-stick pan.
2 years ago
t-fal or die
2 years ago
stainless ?
2 years ago
also who the fuck needs 3 whisks ?...
2 years ago
I have multiwhisk situations all the time
2 years ago
i wish i'd had more maltywhisky situations
2 years ago
Oh shit los is going to be pissed jenbirdy is sucking up all the attention
2 years ago
President Nixon is going to be pissed.
2 years ago
right? it's like she left the spoon out on purpose..
2 years ago
spatulas are spoon-esque
2 years ago
GO EAT SOUP WITH ONE THEN!
2 years ago
Yes they are
2 years ago
desperate times call for desperate measures
2 years ago
They must not have stew in Germany
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XbCWmY0eqY
2 years ago
Being piss confirmed....
2 years ago
you're piss?
2 years ago
eeeeew
2 years ago
Now I'm really pissed
2 years ago
Not on the couch man, just had that steamed!
2 years ago
he just wants to spoon!
2 years ago
Im all booked up on the spooning calendar, how about a mandoline?
2 years ago
its like spooning, except she rhythmically slices thin strips of your flesh.
2 years ago
Spoon or get the fuck out......
2 years ago
You get the fuck out
2 years ago
Or do you uncivilized fuck not have eating utensils ?
2 years ago
they eat soup with spatulas....
2 years ago
it makes the soup last longer
2 years ago
Eating with your utensils is so 2014
2 years ago
* Jenbirdy plays linger on repeat *
2 years ago
Shhhh, this is the best part
2 years ago
* Heather cries *
2 years ago
You know I'm such a fool for you Heather
2 years ago
<3
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWR1h-5EzUo
2 years ago
are you trying to draw punky in?
2 years ago
punky only knows bands no one else has ever heard of. and KOL.
2 years ago
it might work with possum though
2 years ago
Here's some more possum bait.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxLmaOeLfAU
2 years ago
Try this
https://youtu.be/5XdUt3iIkZ4
2 years ago
Womp womp
2 years ago
Hey jenbirdy you still got a profile on rate my naughty ?
2 years ago
Yeah, is called hispanovag666
2 years ago
I remember you sticking your fingers up your tight little butt hole
2 years ago
Im sure you do, captain virgin
2 years ago
WTF no axe ?
2 years ago
Needs more rubber dongs and vibrators
2 years ago
It's not your kithen duggo
2 years ago
I do see a tea bagger.
2 years ago
Nothing like a rubber dong on the counter to let you know you are at Dug's house
2 years ago
"Let's say Grace and pass around the Vaseline dish"
2 years ago
That's why I went straight to the bathroom and came straight back out.
Didn't want to see the kitchen at all.
2 years ago
Glad you made a return visit to Mucho Jen..... Nice OC but I myself like your nudies better.
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/4O9i3vj.gif
2 years ago
* DangerousDug is gonna have to do a weapon pic now *
2 years ago
How have you not already?
2 years ago
* Jenbirdy puts on hoarders and passes out *
2 years ago
Well I have, but need to make a gayer one with box cutters and crappy knives
2 years ago
Don't forget the fancy rubber dongs
2 years ago
explosives...... do more explosives.......
2 years ago
blow up a box of spoons
2 years ago
I got sharks..... I have explosives..... things will happen.. soon
2 years ago
you should have some of your clan buddies over
2 years ago
They are out in Missouri ruffing up some black folk atm
2 years ago
no i wanna rewatch "wet hot american summer"
2 years ago
*now
2 years ago
I'll bet she can cheese grate the fuck out of your face.
2 years ago
wat - no mashie? no niblick?
2 years ago
I broked the mashie :(
2 years ago
dude...
2 years ago
Im an overly aggressive masher... apparently
2 years ago
Nice ben wa ball.
2 years ago
That's a tea bagger.
2 years ago
I think Jen is trying to tell us her weapon of choice is poison.
2 years ago
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