points: 6

not a boy toy

cultured guy seeks Asians only

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by MetalGear

submitted November 2nd 2015

70 comments
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comments (70)
nice t-shirt metalgear
2 years ago
thanks
2 years ago
not so sure about the hair though
2 years ago
or the face for that matter
2 years ago
or the waistline, the cheeks, that shitty bag or glasses
2 years ago
how kjirk found his wife...
2 years ago
what a loser
2 years ago
I am going with Whunu on this one and believe Kjirk did the mail order Asian bride.
2 years ago
no matter on what you should NEVER go with whunu. that's like betting your money on the legless dead horse.
2 years ago
nelly was a good horse
2 years ago
nelly was an elephant you spazz-o-tron
2 years ago
how about Callus
2 years ago
Mail order, lol
2 years ago
Kinda looks like you seags! If you had red curly hair of course.
2 years ago
looks nothing like me
2 years ago
yeah.. no fedora
2 years ago
Selfie making that face and then we shop red curly hair on you. You'll see
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/AAqp6Ea.jpg
2 years ago
thats all you're getting
2 years ago
Did you lose weight? Finally quit drinking?
2 years ago
You're back to one neck. Congrats
2 years ago
Way more than we needed
2 years ago
i eat less crap these days, yeah, still drink sometimes though
2 years ago
that's just the camera angle
2 years ago
that's the face of a man that just got ear-fucked for 90 minutes by the prodigy
2 years ago
Good for you, Seags!!Amazing what eating right will do for you. Right Fries?
2 years ago
fries' all-cocks diet has been serving him well since '97 now. your point is moot.
2 years ago
that looks like a man i could go have a few pints with and hate on jews and spics
2 years ago
prodigy lol
2 years ago
Why do you have a dead cat around your neck?
2 years ago
for warmth, duh
2 years ago
bird, mail.
2 years ago
Nice way to troll someone you might know. Just get their worst pic and, voila. CL at work.
2 years ago
welcome to the internet , nobody
2 years ago
11 years late the welcome, but oh well.
2 years ago
well you certainly act like a nobody
2 years ago
fries you bitch
2 years ago
Your point being? Not that I care to be honest.
2 years ago
Clearly this clown hasn't seen Paris Hilton. Douchebaggery aside, Paris is pretty hot.
2 years ago
He said not bulimic but no more than 115 lbs. Fuckin' idiot that guy is.
2 years ago
Paris Hilton is the hottest retard I can think off
2 years ago
Picky fuck.
2 years ago
A plastic bag of dirt can out smart her
2 years ago
He said no less than 16. Which also makes him a pedo.
2 years ago
Pretty much.
2 years ago
Maybe he wants to harvest them for two years like a farmer
2 years ago
I wonder what the decision criteria was to come up with 16 as the low end number.
2 years ago
His name is Perseus, so it's much more likely he's gonna sex dungeon them.
2 years ago
I was thinking age of consent kirk.
2 years ago
But age of consent isn't a universal number in the US....right?
2 years ago
Different states have different ages between 16-18.
2 years ago
Yea, so this dummy didn't think that thru....
2 years ago
Location says Toronto kirk, 16 is aoc there.
2 years ago
Oh...didn't read that. Damn Canadiens.
2 years ago
16 is ok here too. Seems like your country wants to label more of its citizens as pesos.... Maybe American isn't so great after all.
2 years ago
Pedos....
2 years ago
16 way too young....
Shit they can't even drive worth a crap
2 years ago
Pedo
2 years ago
personally I don't find anyone under the age of 19 attractive but id be concerned if I was 18 and dating a 16 yr old and finding myself classed as a pedo...
2 years ago
If I was pro I would put one of those pictures of Denzel Washington saying "Mah nigga!".
2 years ago
If I was a Japanese girl, look out!
2 years ago
Together, if you were a pro Japanese girl you'd be cheap and awful
2 years ago
The smile is what did him in.
2 years ago
3:29 AM. Nice
2 years ago
I know this fake, but it cracks me up that guys like this think foreigner chicks wont be revolted by them.
2 years ago
there were chicks in Foreigner?
2 years ago
They were groupies.
2 years ago
Kids these days...
2 years ago
isn't 'japanese' in japanese nihongo? Did I just out-nerd this fagert?
2 years ago
well done.

nerd.
2 years ago
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