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Decay

Police find a decaying corpse and smear parts of goo right off the bones.

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by whunu

submitted October 9th 2015

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at least the wellies are ok
2 years ago
lol wellies
2 years ago
funny brit word is funny
2 years ago
how so...
2 years ago
Imagine walking in the woods late at night and tripping over this dude, falling face down into all that rotten flesh. I would kill myself
2 years ago
*and accidentally swallowing a mouthful of that rotten flesh
2 years ago
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What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
2 years ago
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There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
2 years ago
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What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
2 years ago
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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
2 years ago
No way you wouldn't smell that mess a quarter mile a way down wind.
2 years ago
even with a stuffy nose and a cold
2 years ago
No doubt
2 years ago
Depends on how much lutefisk you had prior
2 years ago
You could pack your sinuses with liederkranz and still smell that.
2 years ago
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