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Inglorious Basterds the porn

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Metal face is probably already in double figure re-watches. Not enough porn here anymore man. Have we all gone fgt?

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by makodragon

submitted October 8th 2015

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But MD, it's a brazzers video. :(
2 years ago
finally.... i was looking for hours for some generic porn. fucking internet makes it so hard to find.
2 years ago
Moron
2 years ago
Go fuck yourself you imbecile
2 years ago
Go back to kanye demands you stand bitchboy
2 years ago
it's generic yeah, but it's a good 'scene'. That makes it muchoworthy in my opinion
2 years ago
well fuck your opinion
2 years ago
fuck your downvote

my taste is exquisite
2 years ago
maybe, i'm just over porn
2 years ago
I get that generic porn is boring. I waste hours looking for decent porn just for a 5 minute blast at shaking the dice
2 years ago
www.beeg.com

still generic, but mostly good scenes and decent resolution/ framerates.
2 years ago
those pornsluts on there are all so plain. Might as well be watching national geographic
2 years ago
still beats most other sites, but i see your point
2 years ago
hey, are you into superheroes? ever watched any of the DC animated movies? watching 'assault on arkham' right now, surprisingly good so far.
2 years ago
I don't like the art style on western superhero animation usually. Especially the batman ones, even though I actually like batman.
2 years ago
not even the 90s show? that is (even though animation quality varied wildly depending on which korean firm they farmed it out to) one of the best animated shows ever made. and some of these dc animated movies are actually pretty decent. but granted, i pay more attention to voice work than animation.
2 years ago
Check out planet hulk.
2 years ago
I think hulk vs the world is another one I like can't remember if that is the exact title.
2 years ago
i watched some of the marvel ones, but i honestly think they keep dropping the ball.... hulk vs wolverine was nice though
2 years ago
that 90's batman one is the worst. Let me explain, the animation is great, the voice acting, story and noir style brilliant. But it's that art deco character style I don;t like. There's this artist who does human figures which influenced animation character design who's name I can't recall. I just don't like it. I think it looks really dehumanizing.
2 years ago
bruce timm? i love his style!
2 years ago
no it wasn't him, it was an artist not like and illustrator. Although, I think his style works for females, but is terrible for males.
2 years ago
*an
2 years ago
you have really high standards... but i knew that. just check out some of those dc animated movies, you might like 'em. so far "under the red hood" is my favourite, but i'm really psyched about the 2 damian wayne ones (dl'ed just now) and can hardly wait for "the killing joke", imho one of the best bats story ever.
but as stated before, i judge voicework and atmosphere a lot harsher than animation. and i just love lil damian.
2 years ago
and "assault on arkham" kicks ass cuz it's more of a suicide squad movie and set in the same continuity as the recent batman games... also it's loaded with easter eggs. great fun.
2 years ago
in one scene harley digs through joker's old stuff and finds the clown mask from the "dark knight" Nolan movie. it's those lil nods that make me appreciate the current DCAU.
2 years ago
also, nph, conroy, hamill and nathan fillion do voicework on these movies, doesn't get much better than that!!
2 years ago
(yeah, i might be drunk, f-off)
2 years ago
bloody hypocrite
2 years ago
elaborate
2 years ago
you critise my drinking and you're an alcoholic yourself
2 years ago
You're both drunkards so you can both stfu.
2 years ago
*criticize

/discussion
2 years ago
hypocritical pisshead
2 years ago
i drink once a week tops and even when i'm 6 cans in i'm more coherent than you are sober.
2 years ago
I put critize but my comp said it was wrong
2 years ago
they're both wrong you mongo
2 years ago
hahaha
2 years ago
booze run for me then
2 years ago
pick up some porters for me then. two more koppar's and i'll be dried out.
2 years ago
ive just been on my booze run and got some Jim Beam Honey Bourbon
2 years ago
I have all my supplies ready for me.
2 years ago
i miss living in a country with off'ies or büdchen.... up here you really need to tally how much you wanna drink in one night.
2 years ago
and that honey JB tastes like shit.
2 years ago
well the JD was like £25 a bottle
2 years ago
im not made of money
2 years ago
and now you've ruined my drinking experience
2 years ago
25 quid for bottle of jackie? sounds like you're the one living in scandinavia...
2 years ago
honey jb is okay if you mix it with vanilla coke... or put it in a milkshake.
2 years ago
also, my stupid animated batman movie just got AWESOME!

#doublecross
2 years ago
nice muchokill dumbfuck
2 years ago
it's not the animation. Animation is separate from style. I just don't like modern art. EXCEPT German expressionism. That I do like.
2 years ago
so you're gonna dry out? That's not good. Where actually are you?
2 years ago
we can rule out ireland
2 years ago
scandinavia. who cares aboot details? and i bought a 2 day supply which i'll most likely kill tonight, cuz fun! it's just that late night beer runs are out of the question here.
2 years ago
like my new avy? taken at banksy's dismaland 2 weeks ago
2 years ago
lol wtf. I don't know how I feel about banksy. I like his anonymity thing.
2 years ago
what is that thing?
2 years ago
a seagull, duh
2 years ago
You look like Guy Pearce and the Beast from the Beauty and the beast tv show had a baby





then pissed on it.
2 years ago
lmfao

that's the most muchoworthy comment I've read in months
2 years ago
banksy is hollow as fuck, it's anti-capitalist art for capitalists. but dismaland was amazing. here's the pics if you're interested:

http://imgur.com/a/QkDNx
2 years ago
Hey MD... looky what I got:

http://i.imgur.com/xa1faNN.jpg

I got that and an once and a half of premium weed at my disposal.
2 years ago
Gonna get slightly shit-faced methinks...
2 years ago
you're doing well there mach. Man I would be reeling if I was going dry right now, seeing that image. Condolences gull
2 years ago
next up: son of batman! lil damian is the best.

THE BEST!
2 years ago
WHUT? i still got cans. and then there's the gf's faggy stash if i need it. but i guess i'll be done drinking soon.
2 years ago
batman, dredd, conan and robocop vs terminator 1 terminator. That is a film I would watch
2 years ago
i watched that newish dredd movie a couple days ago, bloody brilliant.
2 years ago
ahh those dismaland pictures. Oh the rage lol
2 years ago
I saw that. I can barely remember it though. I have a problem with superhero films that makes me shut down. The only character I've liked for a long time was magneto in x-men first class. And even that was difficult.
2 years ago
it was one stressful weekend trip. 4 airports in 3 days, 5 hours on trains from london to weston and back, 2 mornings on the dismaland homepage refreshing like a motherfucker to actually get tickets, but in the end it was so fucking worth it. one of the best art exhibitions i ever saw in my life. and fun too.
2 years ago
you're a weirdo. an animation buff that doesn't like most modern animation and has a hard time with superheroes.
2 years ago
yeah I know man. It's hard to find people who will hear me out. The only way I can make my point is if I direct a film.
2 years ago
or you can read my disertation which alludes to my thinking but is slightly diluted to cater to the clinical PC uni readership
2 years ago
really though people are going to be most critical of the things that they specialize in.
2 years ago
Im pretty sure my dissertation nearly got ripped up because I tore down some narrative theorists lol
2 years ago
a diss? the fuck? you got a master's in animation and drawing?
2 years ago
but yeah, i see your point. i'm a failed author and currently unemployed bookseller and i hate most literature.
2 years ago
not even failed author.... i got published twice and then stopped trying. so much work, so little pay-off.
2 years ago
not a master's a BA with honours.
Yeah so you get it. It's normal. Failed authors are probably the best authors in some ways. At least you aren't trying to exploit popular appeal, I'd assume.
2 years ago
Haha ... mein kampf seagull
2 years ago
I sucked walt disney's dick a bit in my dissertation. He was a sharp motherfucker
2 years ago
we had the disney discussion before. i still maintain he would have been nothing without ub iwerks. just like stan lee would've been nothing without jack kirby. in both cases one has the skill while the other has the charisma.

and no, my texts are very much non-mainstream. i know how to cater to audiences and i do it at times, but it always makes me feel dirty.
2 years ago
Disney would have been nothing had it not been for his wife coming up with a better name for a mouse
2 years ago
after all these years it still astonishes me how fluently you can talk out of your ass
2 years ago
Disney might have been nothing but so would Ub. Disney knew things about storycraft.

Fries is right though his wife could have just stepped in his place :/
2 years ago
I wouldn't adhere to most opinions about disney. A lot of people hate him for really fucking stupid reasons and his prolific career drives them to make money off of slandering him.
2 years ago
no. she could not. her vagina kept her from that.

and like i said, ub had the craftsmanship, walt knew how to sell it. just like lee and kirby. having someone who knows his shit is nice, but worthless without someone who knows how to actually sell said shit.
2 years ago
i don't hate walt. i love disney. it's most of my childhood. i dream of seeing every single disneyland. so far i only had paris. he was a nazi control freak slave owner paranoid dictator though.
2 years ago
no man. lol.

I don't pretend to know the relationship between lee and kirby, and if that's how it was, then that's what it was, but I know disney's insights and it wasn't as a cold businessman.

The vagina thing is just preposterous.
2 years ago
just think about it, it was the fucking 30s or whatever. do you really think we would be idolizing waltina disney? women were nothing in those days.
2 years ago
aw mate you are so quick to see a successful as an oppressor.
I'm sorry dude but disney never killed or physically harmed anyone
2 years ago
*man
2 years ago
im really wasted

son of batman is amazing though, they nailed damian. not conroy as batvoice is distracting though
2 years ago
i'm not saying he was an oppressor, i'm saying that even if his ideas were his wifes, nobody would have taken em seriously without a man behind them.

sometimes i wish it was still like that cuz fuck lena dunham.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx65lSHwJFk
2 years ago
i rather have a man taking credit for his wifes great ideas than society cherishing a woman for a load of shit.
2 years ago
really seagull? Are you really in a position to be saying such things? I mean ffs?
2 years ago
if he took credit for it we wouldnt be having this conversation
2 years ago
but ffs, her input wasnt exactly crucial to his career, and to say so makes every man's effort to have a successful career redundant, if a woman so much as approves of it and tries to help him. All of a sudden the well meaning woman becomes the 'real driver' behind the whole operation. Only an idiot shuts out the opinions of people he keeps close to him and only an idiot would choose wife that is just a dumb cunt.
2 years ago
and only an idiot would surround himself with idiots
2 years ago
you lost me.

my point is, a good idea is a good idea. if walts wife came up with naming mickey mickey then yes, that is a good idea. if times were too bad for giving a woman credit for such an idea than tough shit.... but now we live in a time were women like anite sarkeesian or lena dunham or countless others come up with insufferable bullshit and still get lauded for it just cuz they have vaginas. i'm neither meninist nor feminist, i think you should get credit for your ideas if they merit it, but i also think you should be scolded if your ideas suck. modern pc police egalitarian feminism bullshit makes it impossible to say things like "fuck off lena dunham, you're an unfunny meatloaf on legs"
2 years ago
did i mention i'm wasted?
2 years ago
makodragon
and only an idiot would surround himself with idiots
2 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu

and that is how the star wars prequels happened
2 years ago
haha
2 years ago
Did they shop her breasts? They're so unusually pale.
2 years ago
French maid tits are always pale
2 years ago
Well, I always had an opinion that French were wogs.
2 years ago
wtf... they cut before the best part
2 years ago
you yearning for that dick close-up/ male cum-face smash cut you homofag?
2 years ago
I just think a porno without a cumshot is like a pencil with no lead... pointless
2 years ago
that was almost a pun
2 years ago
('pencil with no tip' would've been it)
2 years ago
does this have anything to do with the Brad Pitt film ?
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost posts ad on craigslist for french maid *
2 years ago
*manservant
2 years ago
I will process your application and review your references later today
2 years ago
I see you have many 'skills' listed....
2 years ago
you got dental plan right ?
2 years ago
As if you have teeth
2 years ago
He'll pull your dentures out before you chow down, if that's what you mean.
2 years ago
typically contractors don't get dental.... especially British French maid contractors....
2 years ago
Bad genetics....
2 years ago
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