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Baby mario

I guess calling this baby a freak is the wrong term, maybe confused?

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by MetalGear

submitted October 6th 2015

71 comments
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comments (71)
what the hell is that ?
2 years ago
it could be alien sent by mars to live among us as a equal, gain our trust, then steal our water, since we sent machine to them
2 years ago
these little deformed kids all have puma's face. That's fucking weird man.
2 years ago
Why does metalgear know my plan.
2 years ago
he said water, not 'vodka'
2 years ago
I don't drink vodka. Ever. It's funny because the state I live in has very limited water..
2 years ago
wtf have you got against vodka?
2 years ago
thats because all the gay couples and illegal mexicans drink it all
2 years ago
I drink hipster craft beer. Vodka is for teenage girls. Truth.
2 years ago
the mexicans get a pass because they sweat most of it back into the hydrological cycle
2 years ago
vodak IS for teenage girls. Works every time
2 years ago
Confessions of a pedo.
2 years ago
vodak sounds like the name of a he-man villain
2 years ago
Hmm mm Vo-dak . So-dak
2 years ago
18 is still teenage. But 16 is legal tender here.
2 years ago
Clue time!!!
2 years ago
vodka bah, cider man ere
2 years ago
where you from MG?
2 years ago
Even worse than vodka.. cider.. hmmmmm no.
2 years ago
Your mommas pussy.
2 years ago
please do not speak of my mother's tuppence in that manner
2 years ago
uk
2 years ago
A fellow brit. Are you from the west country then with the cider drinking?
2 years ago
lol west country, I'm up north where its shit, not far from fries who's a donny lad I found out
2 years ago
lol found out


i like kopparberg
2 years ago
good to have more british presence. We can colonize
2 years ago
you love getting colon-ized
2 years ago
Colon-eyed
2 years ago
I tried it once, but your mum's fingers chafe like a splintered broomhandle
2 years ago
that wasn't her finger
2 years ago
it was... yours?
2 years ago
have you ever heard about fecal transplants?
2 years ago
Beware of the turd-reich
2 years ago
haha
2 years ago
fecal transplants? I think I saw a video on that
2 years ago
fecal transplants are taken orally.
2 years ago
Fecal not facial.
2 years ago
no I lied, it was a jap girl sticking things up her arse and shitting everywhere, easily confusing
2 years ago
just how he likes it
2 years ago
fecal transplants are a thing. lookitupdummies
2 years ago
fecal microbiota transplant (FMT) also known as a stool transplant
2 years ago
and seagull is the primary donor
2 years ago
getting paid for pooping? sign me up
2 years ago
a tube down into your gut with someone elses turd in it to make you feel better, don't sit right with me
2 years ago
it has to be poop from someone genetically close to you, usually a relative. it's a experimental treatment for diseases like morbus crohn.
2 years ago
you swallow a turd capsule as far as I know. Just don't let it sit in your mouth, have a drink ready
2 years ago
did Hitler do that shit too ?...
2 years ago
Why don't you put the turd capsule up your but and "digest" it that way. I used to take ecstacy like that, fun times.
2 years ago
did you not expect to have to shit then?
2 years ago
if I was the doc I would have the water ready, then toss it when the capsule goes in, lol sorry luv
2 years ago
lol oster doing a 'Marilyn Monroe'....
2 years ago
fecal microbiota transplant (FMT) also known as a stool transplant
2 years ago
balls
2 years ago
balls indeed
2 years ago
testicles
2 years ago
your face is testicles
2 years ago
the reply boxes are too close for someone with cross-eyes
2 years ago
I bet you don't have any problems when you're close to someone elses balls
2 years ago
do you still have that t-shirt?
2 years ago
I borrowed yours
2 years ago
http://www.cafepress.co.uk/mf/16495589/i-love-balls-in-my-face-ash-grey_tshirt?productId=94777960
comes in 3XL so all your friends know
2 years ago
only a faggot would 'like' a link that doesn't actually work....
2 years ago
Then how come you didn't like it yet?
2 years ago
Boom!
2 years ago
After the first one you would think they would give up the babymaking game.
2 years ago
can't, they get locked in until 1000's are around
2 years ago
This is why you should never invite your drunk ass friends over after your wife just had a baby.
2 years ago
Who still has a landline phone with a fucking cord on it?
2 years ago
People who like to store their children at night.
2 years ago
man this is soo fucked up and i lauhed soo hard a peed a little. terrible
2 years ago
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