points: 15

Hellloooo Ladies

Move over guys, there's a new man in town!

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by MetalGear

submitted October 1st 2015

61 comments
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Hellloooo Ladies
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Hipster dipshit
2 years ago
dipster hipshit
2 years ago
Dumpster moshpit
2 years ago
kent97 revealed!
2 years ago
Whammy!
2 years ago
Cryax responded to his ad...... 6 times
2 years ago
Probably to tell him to shut the fuck up.
2 years ago
*shut up and fuck him from behind as hard as he can
2 years ago
Still, he is a better catch than comedian Drumrave
2 years ago
I can almost guarantee that he will get hits from that.
2 years ago
Yeah from some shitty emo freaks
2 years ago
Up just because It blows my mind people are this fucking dumb.
Dumb enough to think that shit he wrote is.....
Fuck it uv because he's just that stupid.
2 years ago
Oh the irony
2 years ago
Why would he put that sex isn't the first thing on his mind? Pretty sure sex would be about the only interesting thing in any relationship he had. I guess he thinks he's interesting or something.
2 years ago
MLP and fedoras are more important to him.
2 years ago
Actually, they aren't more important to him, he said sex is 'followed by MLP and fedoras follow sex. That means sex is more important to him than MLP (whatever the fuck that is) and fedoras.

We don;t know what 2 things comes before sex, which is third, in his mind.

Obviously he made a fuck up there because he is borderline retarded. Which is why he wears fedoras and tries to be a good goy.
2 years ago
MLP = my little pony. Any man that likes it is a weird socially awkward closet auutistic atheist furry faggot pedophile. I think his wording is just fucked up like you said.
2 years ago
autistic*
2 years ago
Oh yeah, a Brony. It's not even real animation lol. It's jazzed up flash cut-out animation. Sad cunts probably like it because they mistook it for a good example of an art form.
2 years ago
Sadly it's becoming popular as far as animation goes in the U.S. It's so common, even the new terrible Tom n Jerry uses the same method.
2 years ago
That's sad. If you ever want something to watch one time, try this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK4rXbYbbX8

It's an insane storyline, but the animation of the antagonist is probably some of the best ever produced. Ever.
2 years ago
I couldn't watch this, I can't read sub titles.
2 years ago
he probably gets laid more than most moocho suckoers
2 years ago
Especially cryax/kent97
2 years ago
dude, ormond beach.. I used to live there
Fuck Florida.
2 years ago
Cryax why are you trying to be kent?
2 years ago
I still live here. Fuck Florida.
2 years ago
I lived in West Palm about eight years.
It used to be awesome until all the thug ass niggers overwhelmed the area.
2 years ago
No you didnt.
2 years ago
Yes,yes I did east of Military Trail about a block from Haverhill Rd.

And I lived in Palm Beach Gardens,Lake Worth, and for a small while further North in Jupiter.
2 years ago
Used to like to go to Delray and Boca Raton when I was on the job.
2 years ago
super fake
2 years ago
the beard, hair and face are real though.
2 years ago
So many good qualities yet mentioning recoloring as an art form just turned me off
2 years ago
he really curls your toes doesnt he?
2 years ago
There's just something aboot douchebag hipsters that the ladies love
2 years ago
unlike your case, he can probably still see his dick.
2 years ago
Hmmm, not sure that is addressed to lostlabia, Billy, or Cheese, but all could apply....well done.

I have to go start moving my office now, faggots.
2 years ago
I don't know which hipster he's making comparisons to though... the one up above looks pretty chubby.
2 years ago
So they finally canned your slacker ass, eh capn'?
2 years ago
Finally got a window after 20 years?
2 years ago
My old office was a corner office, for 15 years. My new office is the same.
2 years ago
*broom cupboard
2 years ago
Do you at least have a basket ball hoop over your trash can? My old desk had a pic of Sam Jackson from jurassic park
2 years ago
I threw mine out today. It was on the back of my door.
2 years ago
you suck.
2 years ago
MAYS you cunt, check your mail, need your opinion
2 years ago
No.
2 years ago
no?
2 years ago
Seagull.....
2 years ago
i hate MLP, fanfic, deviantart, fedoras, neckbeards and submissive women.

apart from that you're spot-on.
2 years ago
you love fedoras
2 years ago
no you mong, i love trilbys
2 years ago
either way you look like a Arthur Daley 60's throwback
2 years ago
you just need the mohair coat
2 years ago
i do not get that reference
2 years ago
and mohair coat sounds shweet
2 years ago
maybe that look is fashionable in Germany but it went out of fashion here years ago
2 years ago
as if you know anything about fashion, you all denim freak
2 years ago
young yahtzee croshaw
2 years ago
does wearing a trench coat anyway make him classy?
trench coats to me is a sign of a flasher in the park.
And as for the beard growing into his neck? Is that in-growing hair or some sort of hairy fungus?
2 years ago
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