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Make a Wish


Blowing out the birthday candles with farts


by DangerousDug

submitted September 30th 2015

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comments (7)
2 years ago
not the best of cakes
2 years ago
I'm thinking that's a queef because every time my farts got near fire, something bad happened.
2 years ago
was probably air pumped up the arse, not a naturally brewed flatula
2 years ago
fucking hell. That arse puckered up so much I thought it was gonna whistle a tune
2 years ago
That doesn't look like it was just farts
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
2 years ago
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