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She needs a hug

Woman's face and facial bones gone.

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by -RED-

submitted September 14th 2015

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Towards the end it sounds like their saying,"I need a hug".
2 years ago
i was hearing a lot of F* bombs personally
2 years ago
"Fucking kill me you fucking assholes, why won't you fucking let me fucking die already you bunch of fucks, FUCK!"
2 years ago
Is that what you heard too?
2 years ago
precisely
2 years ago
It's 'I need a fuck.'

Noob
2 years ago
She don't need a hug, she needs a dentist to make her some dentures.
2 years ago
2 years ago
He's smiling because as soon as she falls asleep, he's going to dunk his stretched out scrotum in her face opening.
2 years ago
drip drip
2 years ago
Yeah, if that was a dog it'd be put to sleep. Someone take me out old yeller style if this ever happens to me
2 years ago
* ClaudeBallz widens the door on the corn crib *
2 years ago
The shit is a corn crib
2 years ago
You never heard of a corn crib?
2 years ago
That I have not
2 years ago
Think of it as a giant bird cage that contains dried corns of cob.
2 years ago
That's really weird. What's the point of it?
2 years ago
During spring when it's empty, you can use it for other things like dispatching Hydrophobic pooches
2 years ago
It's where you put just-harvested ears of field corn to let it dry
2 years ago
Wouldn't like a lot of pests and shit get into it that way?
2 years ago
I only have like 12 corn plants, so when I harvest it it gets eaten
2 years ago
That's sweet corn. I'm talking about field corn. It looks similar but it's hard before it's harvested. You let it dry fully in the crib so you have corn supply through the winter for livestock, or I guess you could process it into flour
2 years ago
corn cobs: better than TP
2 years ago
I'm pretty sure that corn cobs aren't better than TP
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtsCI4TGrQg
2 years ago
It still seems like something solid would be a better idea. Don't they worry about mice getting into it?
2 years ago
mice?
2 years ago
Again, it's for drying. After that, it's shucked and the loose kernels are transferred into an "elevator" for loading onto trains
2 years ago
god - the funnies
2 years ago
An example of an elevator with stored, dried, loose corn kernels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDoj_T5cYhE
2 years ago
Well it could dry in a pest proof something! I guess my brain is just stuck there. I freak the fuck out if I find a flea on my dog, I can't imagine if I had mice in corn
2 years ago
okay ima out
2 years ago
Honestly, if it's a crib that small, it's probably just for the local chickens so it's not in there that long before it's dry and transferred
2 years ago
I know what a grain elevator/silo looks like
2 years ago
same concept. It's all about scale of operation
2 years ago
I guess I've only ever seen the grain once it's delivered. Corn isn't really a cash crop around here, so the production of corn (other than what I grow in my backyard) is fairly a mystery. I assumed they just shucked and plucked the kernels off after it was picked
2 years ago
Field corn is not used for human consumption. It tastes like shit. It's used for feed or ethanol. It's dried, usually in the field, for long term storage.
2 years ago
Cornmaster Kirk.
2 years ago
Bunch of cornholers
2 years ago
The corn in animal feed doesn't taste all that bad
2 years ago
if anything tasted bad to you you wouldn't look the way you do
2 years ago
who the fuck is this THUD duffess?
2 years ago
It might have a mustache
2 years ago
Gotta admit, that tune is catchy as fuck.

I need a fuck, I need a fuck, I need a fuck
2 years ago
Entitled: 'The celibate's lament.'
2 years ago
A few drops of optrex and a light sandpapering of her forehead, and she will be good as new.
2 years ago
ohw only thing she needs is a huge hammer.
2 years ago
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