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My Dogs Go To Heaven

I have nice titties, don't I?

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by toolman961

submitted September 12th 2015

142 comments
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Shut the fuck up cryax
2 years ago
Am i always on youd mind you nigger ?
2 years ago
Obviously, you have me mistaken for someone else.
2 years ago
Damn son...what are those? Like a 36 DD??
2 years ago
You jealous?
2 years ago
Ya need a bra
2 years ago
And you need a penis...
2 years ago
I have a penis
2 years ago
If that's what you call it...
2 years ago
What would you call it?
2 years ago
hilarious
2 years ago
Tool, I'm worried for you.
2 years ago
By the way, did you wax your fucking leg?
2 years ago
No, I can't grow hair around my ankles. Around my ears, yes, around my ankles, no.
2 years ago
Or your shins.
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up kurupt
2 years ago
Must be the light because I have hair half way up my shin.
2 years ago
You should see my butt.
2 years ago
Do you want to see my butt?
I'll show you my butt, it's been on here before.
2 years ago
Yeah, why not.
2 years ago
Where you from kurupt
2 years ago
I second it
2 years ago
Toolman's ass, that is...
2 years ago
Fake, no spoon
2 years ago
This was original Zoolander look.

http://muchosucko.com/40928/Toolman-Returns
2 years ago
This one was when my titties first started to grow

http://muchosucko.com/83662/Where-They-Got-Their-Name
2 years ago
I had a mullet then.
2 years ago
Did you shave your ass for that pic? That is smooooth.
2 years ago
<----Had a kick-ass mullet back in the day
2 years ago
Me, not Hitler...
2 years ago
I was too drained from having a wank at the first 2 pics. I really should have waited until the last pic.
2 years ago
Always save the best for last, that's my motto.
2 years ago
I'm still kind of nimble though, didn't need assistance from either arm to get up off that one foot step.
2 years ago
At what age did your belly button turn from innie into an outie?
2 years ago
Dug's knob done that,
2 years ago
0
2 years ago
always had an outie, just since the last 20 years did it turn in too a turkey thermometer.
2 years ago
What age did the tits start coming in?
2 years ago
I don't know, I've been drunk for a lot of years now.
2 years ago
Did you let dug knock around the fun bags?
2 years ago
Loose lips, sink ships you know.
2 years ago
Did you say that to dug.
2 years ago
Loose lips give the sloppiest blowjobs
2 years ago
That's why I married my wife, tight lips.
2 years ago
I married mine because she has dentures, know what I'm sayin'?
2 years ago
I'm glad i never got married, i can have a tight lipped bitch one night, and a one with dentures the next.
2 years ago
Variety IS the spice of life, K
2 years ago
Correct, sprinkles.
2 years ago
When is the last time you had two bitches in two nights?
2 years ago
Tool and I don't kiss and tell, fuck you guys
2 years ago
About 3 weeks ago, tool. Out on the friday night and pulled. The next day i was out all day drinking, and i picked up another, but she looked a bit ruffer than the first, but she was good to go. But it was a bad fuck.
2 years ago
Too late, Dug. Toolman already told us that you kissed him goodbye.
2 years ago
Damn
2 years ago
Hey Dug, does it get emotional when you are in the same thread as, toolman, and you can't reach out and touch him?
2 years ago
A little bit, but my therapist says it is good to confront my problems head on.
2 years ago
Don't listen to them dug, they're just trying to interfere in our relationship.
2 years ago
That therapist is telling you a load of bollocks, you should go to his office and cut him..
2 years ago
I will consider you advice Kurupt
2 years ago
Always starting shit, aren't you KURUPT.
2 years ago
What the fuck are you sayin.
2 years ago
You're jelly.
2 years ago
Don't be jelly.
2 years ago
Just go back and look at my tits, it will be okay.
2 years ago
Of you and dugs love for each other.
2 years ago
What else is there in life?
2 years ago
John Lennon said it best.
2 years ago
AKA says hi to all you fuckers also by the way. Got letter from him again today
2 years ago
You cut right to the core of me, toolman.
2 years ago
Tell that cunt, to suck a cock.
2 years ago
That's about all he has to do in the pen anyhow.
2 years ago
You have him writing letters to the house, ya fucking weirdo.
2 years ago
Yeah ... Not worried about it. I have done nothing wrong
2 years ago
Fuck that, you are probably hiding kids in bunkers for him.
2 years ago
No, just donkeys.
2 years ago
and goats, lots of goats...
2 years ago
nope, no sheep either.
2 years ago
No growling when you had your hand close to his face - that's a dog who trusts his master. My mutt is the same way.
2 years ago
Her
2 years ago
That bitch
2 years ago
Don't be talking about my wife now!
2 years ago
Easy now, she monitors your keystrokes you know
2 years ago
Hey chaka kahn is back ! What's up sprinkle
2 years ago
Even Sprinkles stfu ed you you sorry ass stfu er
2 years ago
I figured tool installed the ramp to help Mrs. tool, then I remembered the fridge.
2 years ago
Drunks always need a helping hand.

* toolman961 built that ramp with his own flesh and alcohol *
2 years ago
Speaking of alcohol.... drinking anything strong lately Tool ?
2 years ago
Well, made stir fry tonight and had some sake, was drinking Ten High and coke while making it and made the last one when I came down stairs to film. Out of Crown Maple,,, soooooooooooo, it looks like Michelob Amber bock and something clear next, what do you think?
2 years ago
Keep the video camera handy, toolman... for mucho's sake, please?
2 years ago
Even though she's tame while eating a bone, I don't want to find out what she's like while giving her the bone, no thanks.
2 years ago
Hahahaha
2 years ago
Are you going to get drunk and start filming some shit, tool. I'll stay awake and skin up if that shit is happening.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ3swBEBqBc
2 years ago
Sounds like a good plan to me TM
2 years ago
Come on tool, the suspense is killing me.
2 years ago
Toolman is gone into cardiac arrest from the excitement.
2 years ago
btw tool, I know you're a CR guy....try the Regal Apple if you haven't...
2 years ago
Hey claude, how you keeping.
2 years ago
I'm good. u
2 years ago
I'm good man, just about to spark a doob, and wait to see if toolman makes some mental video.
2 years ago
I'm afraid something heavy fell on him.
2 years ago
His left tit.
2 years ago
Do they have hop house 13 larger in the state's yet, claude? It's the larger by Guinness.
2 years ago
I've not noticed it, but I rarely drink Guinness
2 years ago
It's a lager not a stout, i don't like it, i wouldn't drink guinness myself, rarely i might have a few pints of it.
2 years ago
I'm about done with beer drinking. It's a summer habit; back to the harder stuff in the fall.
2 years ago
Haha, back to the angry dinners.
2 years ago
Hey toolman, you look like a fella that can handle a drink. Could you down a bottle of spirits?
2 years ago
*cherry koolaid
2 years ago
Look tool. Don't feel you have to do something crazy, just do something simple like, stick a light firecracker up your arse and jump through the window.
2 years ago
Sorry guys, toolkid just called and I spoke with tool grandkids about breast feeding.
2 years ago
Are you going to start breast feeding them, tool.
2 years ago
Only if my tits get bigger, they are only 1700 miles away you know.
2 years ago
You probably don't even have any spoons....
2 years ago
I've been around long enough NG , I don't need no stinking spoons!
2 years ago
That's the beer talking....
2 years ago
Probably
2 years ago
i wouldnt fuck your dog in the ass out of courtesy sir
2 years ago
How about lust?
2 years ago
I'd buy that for a dollar.
2 years ago
lust wins
2 years ago
Lol the all mighty toaster downvote
2 years ago
yerp
2 years ago
I didn't know cryax was a girl
2 years ago
Why don't you show a picture now cholo?
2 years ago
Afraid INS will get involved?
2 years ago
He's probably onlyl 12, this could be her current picture
2 years ago
why didd you downvote toaster
2 years ago
Why would I upvote
2 years ago
Ironically, I'm eating Harry & David habanero salsa with Tostitos scoops right now.

* toolman961 has to keep those titties firm *
2 years ago
Am I upvoting that Tooly and I have the same tan line? That he has an outie belly button? Or the fact that he has a dog? I have three dogs, UP VOTE ME DAMN IT
2 years ago
I'd up vote you bitch!!!
2 years ago
You don't even know
2 years ago
I was going to say, "But that's just me", you know what I'm sayin.
2 years ago
Toast, if I came to visit, our encounter would be just like dugs, easy as pie.
2 years ago
Leave the pie out of this....
2 years ago
But pie is the best part of this equation!
2 years ago
Or any for that matter.
2 years ago
You people do know that when muscle goes limp, it turns to Arnold Swartzenigger.
2 years ago
I never saw a dog look embarrassed before.
2 years ago
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