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Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Moody kebab bitch, gets a dose of karma

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by KURUPT

submitted September 4th 2015

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bitch has no class if she has kebab for dinner
2 years ago
It was an appetizer
2 years ago
Good for her.
2 years ago
Hey, md. I take it you didn't get your pocket money, if your sitting in on mucho on a Friday night.
2 years ago
Fair enough, ignore me so, ya bollocks.
2 years ago
ha.. lonely potato nigger
2 years ago
your chat-up lines aint working so well
2 years ago
What the fuck are you on about fries, mister my only friends are online, and speaking of chat up lines, when was the last time you chatted up a woman or man whatever your into, better yet when was the last time you even spoke to a woman.
2 years ago
hey K, yeah I actually got some, but no plans. Don't know anyone here but family.
2 years ago
Hey md, got some what, booze or money?You living out in the middle of nowhere or something.
2 years ago
Got money for booze. Could go and get some at the 24 hour shop. I had planned to be productive today though, but it didn't pan out.
No I just don't know anyone. Never lived here before.
2 years ago
Hardly any point going boozing on your own anyway, unless you want to be like fries.Staying off the drink for a while will do you no harm, this is my second weekend that i won't be drinking, doesn't bother me. I would love a smoke of a few joints though.
2 years ago
I've still got that other half of that spliff from the other night. I won't be touching that again, there were bites taken out of the cupboards when I woke up in the morning.
2 years ago
I drink and mucho all the time. I've never had time for a much social life for the past 4 years.
2 years ago
Fuck that you should spark up, stick a pizza in the oven or something, it will be ready in 20 mins, you should be nicely toasted by that stage, just like the pizza. I drink and mucho myself sometimes, but only when i'm skint.
2 years ago
yeah, being skint is the thing. To keep drinking all night costs me about two months worth of food lol.

Nah, I can't do weed anymore. I slip into an altered state where everything takes 10 times longer to do. I feel like ozzy osbourne.
2 years ago
Yeah, when i had some work on, it was great to be able to go on the beer after work on a Fri and Sat and not have to worry about money, but came back to reality with a bang when it dried up, and now just scrapping by. You get used to the weed, if you have a few smokes you build up a tolerance to it, and you will enjoy a smoke, because your not completely monged after it.
2 years ago
Yeah I'm in similar circumstances in a way. Loan ran out. Just want any job now. Can worry about a decent job later.
yeah, I know, I used to be a stoner. Now I just get wrecked from being in a badly ventilated room with other spliff heads
2 years ago
we really should use chat. Might even revive it somewhat
2 years ago
Did you hit the bank or credit union for a loan, and no it's almost gone? It's fine getting loans but paying them back is the problem, letters from debt collectors coming to the door and shit, i hate it. Nothing olike getting hot boxed in a room to get you fucked up.
2 years ago
student finance company. Don't pay it back unless earning a minimum threshold of 15,000 a year. THe laws have probably changed now though.Yeah I wouldn't take credit unless it was for an investment, or travelling or some shit. That's just nuts otherwise, I don;t get why people do it.
2 years ago
Chat won't work for me, md. I tried it there now, and all i'm getting is please wait, i waited for a couple of mins, and nothing happened?
2 years ago
ah well, I heard it used to be completely broken. I don;t know what the problem is, or whether it might be a browser thing.
2 years ago
Yak and JamesT are both here at the moment, 1 of them should know if it's an internal problem, or if it's on my end?
2 years ago
I'd suggest downloading another browser. I'm using chrome and chat works.
2 years ago
I'm using chrome myself, did you try it now and get it working?
2 years ago
No still no luck, fuck that now i'm not uninstalling my browser and downloading a new one, i'll lose all my passwords and bookmarks and shit.
2 years ago
I'm in mucho tiny chat now, md. Just google mucho sucko chat and see if that works, thta's what i did.
2 years ago
yeah it's working for me. And nah you won't, chrome saves them all remotely. Lol alright i'll google it
2 years ago
give me link for the tinychat, I can't google it. ISP has search filters
2 years ago
http://tinychat.com/muchosucko
2 years ago
Did you just enter the room and then fuck off out of it, md?
2 years ago
nah... still trying to connect. Lemme refresh
2 years ago
Please use chat, your threads are fucking boring
2 years ago
we did you noncy cunt
2 years ago
that's why I hate you
2 years ago
She is always a narky fucking bitch, but who could blame her, she is an ugly, manish looking, titless dyke.
2 years ago
I've met her. Four kids, high-school hero husband, never worked a day in her life.
2 years ago
Nice body on her.
2 years ago
She's a baby machine.
2 years ago
Hi fetalmaise
2 years ago
I'm so glad she said "speak English in America'! She is a very smart lady. A lot of silly people will be saying 'well why didn't they just speak American in American'. Well.........
2 years ago
Good boy. I'm so glad for you.
2 years ago
Thanks. How's it going on your side
2 years ago
I told you before admit to me that your punky and we can talk, if not you can forget it.
2 years ago
I'm not Punky. Everybody seems to think I'm somebody here. Nah mate I'm not punky. Punky isn't as eloquent & he probably cant do the After Effects skills i can do.
2 years ago
Sub a pic with a sign then if it's not u.
2 years ago
I'll upload a good one next week. I was in Loslobos's neck of the wood this Monday filming in stockholm but didn't get a chance to take a pick.
2 years ago
How hard is it to take a fucking pic, just use you phone and upload it now, unless your waiting till next so you can get one of your mates to hold a sign saying MS Super D. I know how you roll, Punky.
2 years ago
Nah i wouldn't do that. I'll make it a special one :-)
2 years ago
Don't forget the fucking spoon....
2 years ago
the suspense is killing me.

How special are we talking here?
2 years ago
spoon in the ass special?
2 years ago
Punky special.
2 years ago
We'll if i can get the right person then i"ll film it
2 years ago
what are you a pornographer?
2 years ago
Cinematographer
2 years ago
need a focus puller?
2 years ago
Probably next year on a job happening next year but at the moment i do it pretty much by myself. You cant really film and follow action when you've got an appendage attached to the camera.
2 years ago
I don't know how you can do it yourself by eye. DO you learn to judge it yourself without using marks?
2 years ago
Yes. Because you learn which direction the focus goes on what ever lens your using. infinity/close/left/right/right left/forward/back. I don't use a follow focus! I keep my hands on the lens when action is happening & when a subject moves towards you then you can adapt pull focus because you can feel/sense the movement and follow them rather then hopping a FP will keep up with you.
2 years ago
it makes sense. When I was learning, I thought it would make more sense learning to do it myself
2 years ago
I was working with an AC a few weeks back and he got annoyed at me because i didnt let him pull focus. I let him pull for one scene in the dram. When we went into the edit suit i showed him the difference. The delayed reaction from camera to focus when you have 2 people is astounding. Trust me it really gives a more organic shot as actor/actresses don't need to completely stick to their mark. Audiences can take about a second and a half of soft focus before they get annoyed.
2 years ago
Sorry meant edit suite and Drama
2 years ago
What's an AC. Yeah, I can imagine, when you can see what's happening through the viewfinder and are skilled at following the action, a focus puller is a weak link.
2 years ago
AC stands for Assistant Camera. Makodragon. I don't know what your skill is in terms of camera work/ac/dit or focus pulling ect. But if your new too it and want to get into this then I can only say get as much experience as possible. Even free/volunteer. See how other people do it, practice yourself, Do not follow the industry standard of being follow focus for 5 years, clapper load er for 7, junior DOP for 10 and eventually DOP after 25 years.
2 years ago
Thanks, that's good advice. I learned cinematography as part of another course, so it's a career option but I guess I'd have to specialize in it, but I'm better at other things. I do animation
2 years ago
Wasn't punky into photography and cinematography as well, another astounding coincidence
2 years ago
Its good to be multi skilled. The more you know the better. But sooner or later you'll have to pick your main path. I was originally an editor but moved into filming because that is where my passion is.
2 years ago
You really are kurrupt if you think i'm punky.
2 years ago
I really am what?
2 years ago
I'm having to choose more out of convenience and realistic career options really. But that's not so bad. You've got to be pretty good to have moved into filming from editing. Dude, join TC so we don;t fill the comments section up with chat
http://tinychat.com/muchosucko
2 years ago
Makodragon. I've worked in a company where they have an animation department and the animators are very proficient in After Effects, Photoshop, Illustrator, Cinema 4D, Nuke and the Autodesk software such as smoke and flame. if your not already animating professionally, and want to get into it professionally then i can say you can approach animation in a couple of ways. Don't just think that if you've done a 3D course that your limited to animatics and movement. You can also use 3D animation for companies doing print and digital applications. Creativity comes in many forms.
2 years ago
thanks mate, that's good advice. What I struggle with, is if a studio is a long distance away but they offer a job, how do you relocate? Do you just have money saved and stay in hotels? And what what was your accommodation in sweden?
2 years ago
I would pay money for fries to travel to the states and get a job where this lady would go..... and have him speak the Queen's English to her to see what she does....
2 years ago
And by pay money I mean spend $0.00
2 years ago
He can hide in squids suitcase on his return trip...
2 years ago
Yes Nix, try get him to the states there is a better chance of him getting shot dead there
2 years ago
When they're that fine, sometimes you just have to put up with the bitch.
2 years ago
wish i worked there, i wood show her how to use the backdoor! ;}
2 years ago
Wood you
2 years ago
Yes he wood.
2 years ago
But shood he?
2 years ago
She looked pretty hot.
2 years ago
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