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Dog Walking Thug Life

Even dog walkers can be thugs

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by DangerousDug

submitted September 1st 2015

46 comments
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When you don't have a ball and chain, use a dog and leash.
2 years ago
I hope she didn't call it a cocksucker or anything.
2 years ago
If she had an orangutan I'm sure she would have swung it at her.
2 years ago
If/since
Had/is
2 years ago
shut your stupid vagina
2 years ago
Just for that, no birthday card.
2 years ago
I hope that poor little dog eats her fucking face off in her sleep
2 years ago
the dog was probably hoping the sweet bliss of death would claim him and end his pathetic existence as a toy dog owned by that slapper
2 years ago
It has yet to grow up.
2 years ago
Honestly, we have this nut job that walks her toy Yorkshire around the neighborhood. I've never leashed any of my dogs. It was night time and she was walking up the street when I let my dog out. She ran straight for them, and I even yelled letting her know my dog was coming, she turned around and yanked her dog straight in too the air and told me that she thought my dog was a bear. A Bear, I'll repeat, a BEAR. Had it been a bear, she most likely would have died, but she saved her dog by yanking it straight up off the street with enough force to nearly break its neck, because she's nuts!
2 years ago
I would have kicked your dog in the face
2 years ago
That's because you have nuts bitch.
2 years ago
did it died?
2 years ago
Hey md, what's the story. You going out for beverages the weekend, or are you grounded for not cleaning your room?
2 years ago
I will be if I get some pocket money. My room is immaculate.
2 years ago
Haha. I'm supposed to be going out this saturday myself, but i'm broke as a joke. I only got paid today, had to hand most of it out for bills and loans, had 40 left, but backed a couple of horses, no joy. Stuck my last 10 on the football and got done by a goal. Looks like i'm sitting in again this fucking weekend, what a load of bollocks.
2 years ago
that's some shit luck. With a tenners worth of pre-drink liquor, you could have got on the lash two nights. Or one night on mucho without sleeping
2 years ago
You know me, md. It's all or nothing when i go drinking, going to the pub with €40 is a waste of time, it would only buy you 9 pints. I'm only getting going at that stage, and then you would have to go home. That's why i went to the bookies, to try turn it into a hundred, but it never seems to work that way when your stuck.
2 years ago
you need vodka pants. I can make my own brews. I just don't, because I will die. I need to give them away.
2 years ago
Vodka pants? I don't think i'll ever be so stuck for a drink that i start making my own, knock on wood.
2 years ago
it cost me a quid to make something like 10 bottles of strong blackberry ciderry wine stuff. It's a matter of expense. The tax on booze is galling. I just can't keep the wine long enough to age it.
2 years ago
plus i like that kind of rustic shit
2 years ago
So is it like a real strong flat cider? To be honest i never looked into making my own, there is a few places around iv'e seen that seel all the equipment, but i thought it would cost too much to buy it all, and yeah then there is the waiting around for it to ferment, i wouldn't have the patience, unless i left it in one of the mates till it was done, out of sight out of mind.
2 years ago
you can stick it out of the way and forget about it. I can ferment it to high strength, but I can't age it. I just drink it 'done'. Which just tastes like table wine from the shops. I made a flat one, and I made a sparkling one, but I never put the sparkling one into a container with enough pressure for the fizz to be absorbed into it.
2 years ago
you can control every aspect of the flavour, the sweetness, or dryness, fizz, ingredients etc. The initial outlay is gonna be a few bob, but after that, it's pence. Plus you can probably get second hand demi-johns/carboys.
2 years ago
Sounds like you have had plenty of practice. I must get a cheap flight over to you, i'll bring a fiver, that should be enough money for us to get completely out of our faces for a few days on home brew. I'll bring a sleeping bag, i'm sure your parents won't mind me kipping on the couch.
2 years ago
I don't even own demi-johns. Hence why the wine was flat, because you can apply the necessary pressure with one
2 years ago
haha. I'm sure she wouldn't, but there is the option of the spare bed. I've had a bit of practice, but I read a lot about it to understand all the logic behind it.
2 years ago
you just have to drink enough to sleep through the night fartstorm
2 years ago
Cheers md, i'll get right on it, and don't worry mothers love me when i'm out of my head.
2 years ago
not this one. lol. Actually it's she's alright as long as it's not me. Then it's evil doings. As long as we can find a blackberry bush you won't even need to bring a penny. The catch is you've gotta be ok with having green maggots in the brew
2 years ago
Yeah no problem, if the Mexicans can get away with putting a worm in tequila, then why can't we put green maggots in our home brew?
2 years ago
hahah I like your way of thinking. I remove all the visible ones, they float to the top. If there's any left, it's nutrition for the yeast, meaning better, stronger brews.
2 years ago
O.k, you can slim the surface for any ones that haven't dissolved into the brew, is that what your saying?
2 years ago
any remnants stay in the sediment at the bottom, and you get clear red liquid. Booze is less dense than water, so particles sink easier.
2 years ago
no I skim em off before I even put the yeast in. I mash, then add water, then the grubs float to the top.
2 years ago
well, it's more of of a crush than mash. Obliterating the skins releases too much pectins, making it bitter
2 years ago
Right. If i ever decide to start making my own, i know who to ask. It's been an interesting convo but the bed is calling out for me. I'll catch ya later, md.
2 years ago
later K. Won't be far behind myself.
2 years ago
Fuck, i wish i had of seen this video before i found the pug earlier. I could have re-enacted that shit.
2 years ago
You didn't choose the pug life.
2 years ago
I would have made an exception. I did actually find a pug earlier, vc.
2 years ago
Werd, homie.
2 years ago
That's two words
2 years ago
A bitch swinging a bitch
2 years ago
fuck i just died laughing fuck! poor dog bite leg leg hurt bitch cry.
2 years ago
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