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2 girls 1 cop

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2 girls getting fingered by a cop

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by fries-please

submitted September 1st 2015

374 comments
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excuse my naivete and correct me if im wrong..but isnt it front to back ladies?
she might have mixed some chocolate with the peanut butter
1 year ago
Unless the chicks had deep track skid marks I don't think it's gonna be a problem
1 year ago
The cop used the same gloves to do a vaginal search on both women.
1 year ago
I'm pretty sure she just searched the underwear
*facepalm*
1 year ago
Thats not what it said in the lawsuit. She vaginally searched both women using the same latex glove. These ladies won a bundle of money.
1 year ago
Sounds like the lady at the end was overreacting. Link on the whole lawsuit or stfu.
1 year ago
Pretty sure I'd sue and win me a bundle of money if a cop used a latex glove to search me anywhere, let alone my vaginie
1 year ago
* Magawd crosses off latex tutu from toasties xmas list *
1 year ago
Half way through the search my cooter would swell closed on her hand. Would make an interesting story to tell the ER staff.

"So I was searching her vagina for diamonds and it ATE MY ARM"
1 year ago
If your "cooter swells shut" ever..... you might need to see your OBGYN asap
1 year ago
does you hubby occasionally 'accidentally' slip on latex johnny?
1 year ago
Why would we use a rubber of any sort?
1 year ago
MIGHT AS WELL NOT EVEN HAVE SEX
1 year ago
well...

for swollen vag of course
1 year ago
The shit would someone want a swollen vag for? I ain't no gaping baby shitting out, massive dongs taking porn star, you could walk through my vagina, kind of lady
1 year ago
It still shouldn't swell shut........... just sayin'
1 year ago
yeah, nobody shuts dug out of their vag
1 year ago
I have a latex allergy. Not only would it swell shut, my labia would swell, there would probably be skin blistering and possible problems breathing. So yes, it SHOULD NOT swell shut, unless you're rubbing something it's allergic to on/in it
1 year ago
Your damn right
1 year ago
Yikes....
* DangerousDug runs from Toaster's angry vagina *
1 year ago
does your vagina come with a leaflet with instructions and possible side effects?
1 year ago
It's not angry at all because I'm not shoving things it's allergic to, into it
1 year ago
you must have done... at least once
1 year ago
Nope, I've known since before I started having sex that I have a latex allergy. I found out when i wore a pair of latex gloves while serving food, my hands and eyes were not happy :/ So I always just made sure to have latex free condoms with me.
1 year ago
or a plastic sandwich baggie
1 year ago
haha
1 year ago
I feel like a sandwich baggie would have far too sharp of edges
1 year ago
That is what duct tape is for
1 year ago
At this point it'd just be cheaper to use a condom, you're just wasting money and sandwich holding devices
1 year ago
Or better yet, just don't use condoms

Problem solved
1 year ago
you could use ones hubby brings home that you packed his lunch in.... plus you are saving the world by recycling
1 year ago
Saving more of the world by just catching that baby batter the old fashioned way
1 year ago
If you creampie that thing enough something will crawl out of it
1 year ago
and then ham and mustard flavour finish
1 year ago
Jesus Christ, Dug. Always the ladies man.
1 year ago
Yeah.... I can't help it.
1 year ago
Nah, no worries of anything crawling out of it
1 year ago
I think he meant the sandwich bag. Make sure to turn it inside out first.
1 year ago
for lubrication
1 year ago
I just don't get your obsession with the baggies. Go free, go natural!
1 year ago
You're lucky it isn't the brown bag
1 year ago
I always find a girl gets more turned on when i jizz in a sandwich bag, and the place in in her box, and turn it inside out. It beats plain old sex, any day of the week.
1 year ago
I'm just not that cool I guess
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/VBLyxUt.gifv
1 year ago
That's no baggie
1 year ago
I like it!

/m like the bitch to be smilen
1 year ago
don't need a baggie for a handjob
1 year ago
You do if you want to jiz in it, so you can turn it inside out in her cooter. Aren't you paying attention?
1 year ago
my bad
1 year ago
it's not so much about us wanting to jizz in it as much as it turns you ladies on
1 year ago
yeah. IT IS YOUR BAD
1 year ago
Dug still has to be explained the rules, on baggie sex.Fucking amateur.
1 year ago
Fucking bag jizz noob
1 year ago
I am on the outside trying to get in
http://i.imgur.com/VeuO5jY.gifv
1 year ago
I hope Mr. Toaster is saving up his bag jizz for when he gets home
1 year ago
hahah wtf
1 year ago
dug knocking on toaster's shut vagina
1 year ago
Dug, that would be terrifying, if it wasn't so gay.
1 year ago
Nice wallpaper, what is that, flowers?
1 year ago
*swollen shut vagina
1 year ago
Did you just record that shit now dug
1 year ago
the joke's on us cos he had his cock in his hand
1 year ago
No .... about a week ago. just seen this one and thought it was cool.
So made my own
http://i.imgur.com/pCi9u7H.gifv
1 year ago
You really are a fruitcake, dug. Still at least your wife has an idea of what you'll look like, when you finally snap and decide to murder her.
1 year ago
He'll take out the donkey first
1 year ago
She won't be the only one getting murdered either when Dug snaps
1 year ago
Straight to the chicken coop to satisfy your blood lust. Then a trip to the neighbours.
1 year ago
Everybody is going down!!!
1 year ago
I'll be there after the weekend.
1 year ago
Neighbor is kinda hot..... she will be going down in a different way
1 year ago
and bringing a sur prise
1 year ago
LOL.... ok
1 year ago
is the surprise a baggie of jizz?
1 year ago
She'd probably reject you anyway, dug. Look at the state of ya.
1 year ago
If I am on a killing spree she is gonna get it whether she wants it or not
1 year ago
No toast
1 year ago
next stop, sealife centre.
1 year ago
Shooting sharks in a barrel.... what could be better??????
1 year ago
They have got some sexy starfish down there.
1 year ago
shooting a load in a baggie?
1 year ago
count me in
1 year ago
you do the baggie thingy md I am gonna shoot the sharks
1 year ago
The sharks will bite your peepee off Dug
1 year ago
Not if I shoot them first.....
1 year ago
if we do it at the same time, we'll get on the news for sure
1 year ago
unquestionably
1 year ago
Make sure it's a black Muslim shark just to be safe
1 year ago
That PD got sued big time and the women won.
1 year ago
Link?
1 year ago
After seeing fries used his alts to upvote, my vote seemed like the right thing to do in the first place
1 year ago
Fuck you scooter faggot
1 year ago
you left me no choice
1 year ago
"2 girls getting fingered by a cop"

LOL! Where? I like your fantasy, fries. Did the cop also lick her fingers off camera? In between cuts there was probably maybe most likely some sexy pillow fighting.
1 year ago
its better than anything you fantasize about
1 year ago
I think about you cramming fries (or chips as you call them) up your bum. Then you eat them. Then you regurgitate them into another man's ass and pack it in with your micropenis.
1 year ago
The vaginally-searched women sued the Police.
1 year ago
I want to be a cop.
1 year ago
Just don't ever get spotted filling your squad car
1 year ago
You didn't think that through. They don't let men search women. You'll only be grabbing handfuls of Tyrone's nuts.
1 year ago
Toolman looks like the kind of fella, that would become a Harvey Keitel, Bad Lieutenant, sort of cop. Smoking heroin, and drinking bottles of vodka raw, bribing drug dealers. ect.
1 year ago
but has a collection of orphans at home that he protects with his arsenal of guns
1 year ago
Hey md, did you ever see bad lieutenant, some fucking flick. My mate was giving me a spin home about an hour ago, and we found a pug on the side of the road, we put him into the car, and the smell of shit off the thing would drop a horse. I don't know if he was injured, or someone abandoned him? My mate took him home anyway.
1 year ago
no I've never seen it. Looks like my kind of flick.

Probably abandoned, poor fucker.



1 year ago
You have to see that shit md, it's a fucking classic. Yeah i'd say abandoned, because he didn't flip out, when he was picked up. Anyway were going to make steaks out of him tomorrow, for the laugh.
1 year ago
yeah, don't wanna roast the ugly fucker whole. Would put you off eating it
1 year ago
There's nothing that would stop me from eating her hole.
1 year ago
I think it's a male dog, but you can work away, toolman.
1 year ago
what about baggie jizz?
1 year ago
that'd be the marinade
1 year ago
that's fucking disgusting. SMH
1 year ago
ruin shit covered pug with jizz?
1 year ago
Whats SMH?
1 year ago
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smh
1 year ago
Hahaha, fucking disgusting.
1 year ago
A hole is a hole.
1 year ago
I don't really have issue with jizz
1 year ago
Like swallowing it?
1 year ago
Would you suck it out of a pugs arsehole, toaster?
1 year ago
I'm fairly positive I don't want any part of a pug in or near my mouth
1 year ago
What about your husband?
1 year ago
Are you asking if he would suck the jizz out of the asshole of a pug, if he would suck it out of my asshole or if I'd suck it out of his asshole?

The answer to all of it is no
1 year ago
We'll spray some fabreeze on him for you, toaster.
1 year ago
prude
1 year ago
The husband wouldn't ever let me near his asshole, let alone put a baggie of jizz in it to suck out
1 year ago
So you are a straight from the dick kind of girl are you Toaster
1 year ago
Try harder toast.
1 year ago
I smell what comes out of that anus, I'm not going to push to get any closer to it than I have to
1 year ago
Bleach it.
1 year ago
Do straight men bleach their anus?
1 year ago
you've got a scat sniffing fetish?
1 year ago
There is nothing a man loves more than coming home from a hard days work, putting his feet up, and watching his wife suck a baggies full of spunk, our of a found pugs arsehole, that smells like shit. Heaven.
1 year ago
Farts are the building blocks of our happy relationship Mako
1 year ago
christ, that reminds me. Some old geezer let a silent one rip on the bus earlier. I knew it was him because just before the stench hit me, he arm was scrambling to open the window
1 year ago
Maybe he followed through?
1 year ago
My favorite is to let one of those go and hit the window lock button in the car. If someone isn't near puking I haven't done my job
1 year ago
That's fucking rotten toaster, call me old fashioned, but i don't like to puke on the smell of woman's farts.
1 year ago
it wasn't so much of a shit stench as it was high in eggy volume. I was about 3 metres back, so he must have displaced about 40% of the air in the bus with his rancid gas
1 year ago
Well good thing you didn't marry me then, because I cupcake the husband in bed when ever I feel a hot fart coming!
1 year ago
To be fair, Mr. Toaster's flatulence is so bad that he routinely wakes me up out of a dead sleep
1 year ago
If we could put that guy from the bus, and that fucking pug together in a room, it would be like some sort of biological weapon.
1 year ago
Cook that smell down and throw it on people
1 year ago
just talking about it, I can taste your farts toaster.
1 year ago
What wakes you the smell or the sound, toaster. And if i had married you, and you were doing that shit to me, i would have left you long ago.
1 year ago
isn't that a dutch oven toaster?
1 year ago
oh no, that's different...
1 year ago
Dutch oven is when you hold their head under the blankets. Cupcakes are when you fart in your hand and clamp it over their nose
1 year ago
no, you're right md.
1 year ago
my girlfriend would hold a burp and blow it in my face.

I put an end to that fast
1 year ago
I'd kiilllll you toasyt=lkgjfjfh
1 year ago
Fuck that, i nearly wreched at the thought of it.
1 year ago
Farts are funny, burps are not
1 year ago
Dutch ovens are kinda funny..... cupcakes are downright disrespectful
1 year ago
yeah I would cupcake her. I would call it shuttlecocking here, just because were british and all that. Sounds more polite
1 year ago
I also enjoy the pre shower naked crop dusting while he's well into his video game. Office chairs put people at the perfect height for a drive by farting
1 year ago
I would take a woman burping in my face all day, over her cupping a handful of fart over my nose.
1 year ago
Just make sure you wash your hands afterwards.
1 year ago
fucking hell, it would be world war three if all of us lot were at yours
1 year ago
There is an art to the cupcake. 9/10 you get caught half way to their face and the fart gets wrestled out of your hand. You also run the risk of them over powering you and making you cupcake yourself.
1 year ago
So don't be an asshole.
1 year ago
if you do it with enough power, you can get a foot or so of projectile range from a cupcake
1 year ago
There's quite a bit of farting that goes on at my house. Some friends stayed here a few days ago because their power was out. Her husband let a little fart slip and immediately excused himself. He was pleased to learn we openly fart
1 year ago
I'd fight you if you cupcaked me, that's how strongly i feel about women doing it, if one of the lads did, i'd probably just give him a kick in the hole or something?
1 year ago
witch hole?
1 year ago
Mako to get any kind of distance throwing a fart it has to be a greasy one. The kind that just kind of hover in place for what seems like forever
1 year ago
that's a warcrime according to the geneva convention of fart wars K
1 year ago
Whicever is closest.
1 year ago
I think for a fart, kicking in the dick hole would prevail.
1 year ago
you need to learn the art of how to compress your gas into a fart hadoken
1 year ago
^too many video games
1 year ago
oh, I'm a fart master. Trust me.
1 year ago
I think you're more than that.
1 year ago
nah I only obsess about 2 or 3 video games. All of which can and have been turned into fart jokes in this thread
1 year ago
Don't get me wrong, i loved farting is ex girlfriends faces, it's just if they did it to me, they would feel the rage. Few tried.
1 year ago
a shart artisan?
1 year ago
I practice a no shart rule
1 year ago
yeah, a fart in your bird's face is the finisher
1 year ago
What games are you on about md, that got turned into fart jokes?
1 year ago
street fighter, war games and final fantasy. But I doubt anyone would get a final fantasy joke
1 year ago
only barret would
1 year ago
I never played war games, and never really bothered with the final fantasies.
1 year ago
if you ever feel the need to waste large sections of your life, final fantasy is the way to do it. That or mucho
1 year ago
Are those really video games?
1 year ago
What ever happened to pac man?
1 year ago
I'll stick to mucho. I like a game that i clear in around A MONTHS, THIS SPENDING MONTHS ON A GAME ALL DAY EVERYDAY IS BAD FOR YOUR HEAD. Oh shit caps all the way.
1 year ago
What ever happened to pin ball?
1 year ago
Mucho isn't really all that great for wasting time any more :( </3
1 year ago
What ever happened to Quaaludes?
1 year ago
short games, small rewards. Not that I play much anymore.

Pinball is still classic. Someone should have invented 2 player pinball
1 year ago
all pinball is two player if you share a flipper
1 year ago
that's like sharing a tic-tac
1 year ago
Just like farts.
1 year ago
It all just depends on how determined you are!
1 year ago
or in love.
1 year ago
farts are multiplayer on UK buses
1 year ago
First come, first serve.
1 year ago
first off
1 year ago
Is Poss still alive?
1 year ago
Who??
1 year ago
Holy shit, toast doesn't know?
1 year ago
Don't tell her!
1 year ago
Fair enough, boss.
1 year ago
I thought he was Limousin
1 year ago
Just wondering, he owes me an anniversary present soon if he hasn't killed himself
1 year ago
he's dead to me
1 year ago
Only on important nights.
1 year ago
possum will never die, he'll just smell funny.
1 year ago
Important question #2: It's 7pm and the potatoes in my soup are still crunchy. Do I wait for them to cook or do I go to taco bell?
1 year ago
* ClaudeBallz watches a Kylie Minogue video in his honor *
1 year ago
blow me
1 year ago
he probably fucked off to the YNC or documentingreality or whateverthefuckever
1 year ago
I've not a clue what any of that is, I'll just go with that he's dead and not expect my gift
1 year ago
Claude, you zigged when you should have zagged.
1 year ago
1) Drain all liquid from soup
2) Place remainder of soup on stovetop
3) Set burner to HIGH
4) Go to Taco Bell
1 year ago
I'll leave the soup in the crockpot
put on pants
go to Taco Johns
1 year ago
I started looking up other users that fucked off when poss left, i hadn't realised there was so many.
1 year ago
It wasn't poss. It was the snitches.
1 year ago
I can't think of any that weren't already showing signs of going
1 year ago
except TR
1 year ago
FUCK the snitches!!!
1 year ago
Still though, claude. Would you prefer if he was still around, after finding out what he did.
1 year ago
TR is too busy playing poker and going to some nightclub to be on mucho
1 year ago
yeah, that's what I think of when I think about TR. Nighclubs and poker :/
1 year ago
Be yourself and don't let the internet make you something that you're not.
1 year ago
Well that's where he checks in on facebook
1 year ago
Shut up cryax!
1 year ago
yeah, walking past to go to the library to read a chinese dictionary
1 year ago
Fuck that, i don't miss that cunt at all.
1 year ago
What I'm saying, kur, is I don't in the very least expect to be able to judge, heal, change, convert any of the reprobates, addicts, or ex-cons, or closet-homos here. That's not my mission. There are those who have fucked up this place by believing they were annointed with that
1 year ago
...well...okay, I will judge.
1 year ago
But those were the ones who made Mucho.
1 year ago
That's my point. The funny ones did, anyway.
1 year ago
I'm not saying any of us are perfect, i have done some fucked up things in my past, that i am not proud of, but i think anything involving young, innocent kids, makes my fucking skin crawl. There has to be a line, where you say fuck that, that's out of order.
1 year ago
I wish I never ran of baked gewds. That was an accident
1 year ago
Tanks a lot, md. =(
1 year ago
I kinda feel bad about teasing Mike Beez now. =(
1 year ago
MD, are you the one who called out possum?
1 year ago
well I don't feel fully responsible. But she couldn't take the harsh jokes and demands of tits
1 year ago
what makes you think that?
1 year ago
I wish I never ran of baked gewds. That was an accident
1 year ago
what's that got to do with possum?
1 year ago
nein. Es war nicht makodragon
1 year ago
Pretty sure the bird ran was the snitch...with his holier than thou self.
1 year ago
-ran*
1 year ago
I actually kinda enjoyed bird when he was on drugs...but his true self just plain sucks...
1 year ago
Did he fuck off as well?
1 year ago
I never knew the story. I just know one day everyone was talking about possum leaving. Don't know who started it. Don't know how it even started
1 year ago
Claude, we need to get together for a drink soon. Im in your neck of the woods now...unless youve moved.
1 year ago
I think someone said it was suge, emailed info to somebody else, and it spread from there.
1 year ago
There's no direct evidence. Poss made a conservative decision to reduce whatever risk he felt for whatever reason. EOF.
1 year ago
looks it KUR

I've never ran anyone off I don't think. Deliberately anyway
1 year ago
Wherezat, sport...
1 year ago
Hoodbridge
1 year ago
lol. That's too close for comfort. I'll look forward to it, although I'm not in FF county often. On travel too much.
1 year ago
If all goes as planned, I might be having brunch with DangerousDug this coming Monday. Depends on the wife.
1 year ago
Understood. I'm covering 800 sq miles around here. All I see everyday is a sea of brake lights...
1 year ago
What you look at me for md? I don't know what you mean, i'm way too stoned to remember?
1 year ago
And when tool says Depends on the wife......he means it.
1 year ago
That used to be the edge of DC. Now it's swallowed up in the sprawl. Even F-burg is now a 'burb
1 year ago
No. I make more stops when we're on the road.
1 year ago
I mean it looks as it seagull's gone for the time being
1 year ago
True that claude...
1 year ago
Let's go to a Pens/Caps game, at the 'gloo, tool
1 year ago
md, do you do work for commission?
1 year ago
The gloo is a parking lot now.
1 year ago
Okay...Consol....w/e
1 year ago
Md works for cash in hand.
1 year ago
Haven't been there yet, it would have to be a Sunday afternoon game. That's my only day alone until 5.
1 year ago
Had any of ye met up before lads?
1 year ago
One thing though, Consol sits at the very beginning of what Hill Street Blues was named after.
1 year ago
Magawd stopped on his way home from vacation once. I took him to Primatti Bros. for a sandwich, he shared his pictures of Yellowstone, and he went on his way.
1 year ago
Seriously?
1 year ago
That's cool. But i'm sure you always keep a loaded gun on you, in case that anyone of the muchoers that calls by, turns out to be a complete fucking lunatic. It's not exactly like were on disney.com
1 year ago
late to the convo, but I'm pretty perfect
1 year ago
Well, I keep my gun on me when I used to go to my dads. That's a given. But I take every human being at face value. I expect you to be real, and as long as you don't get stupid, I don't have any problems.
1 year ago
Yeah i'll call by toaters some day, and get a cupped fart shoved in my face.
1 year ago
That's a given.
1 year ago
what do you mean work for commission? You mean do commissions?
1 year ago
I'm not afraid of people. I can handle my own. I always get along with every one I meet. I'm just that way.
1 year ago
Yeah that's the way to do it tool, you get to feel you know people pretty well here, and the some fucking bombshell drops about them ,and you realise you can't know a person, just because you get on well with them online.
1 year ago
found my sisters stash, well what's left of it
1 year ago
That happens everywhere. Your best friend could have some fucked up skeletons in their closet and you'd never know
1 year ago
I want to have a drink with sporty and claude
1 year ago
Found a stash of week md? I just finished a bit of lemon haze, only had enough for 2 J's, i had a good few earlier though, and a handful of trams, ohh yeah..
1 year ago
^weed
1 year ago
Lemon haze sounds good what strain is that ?
1 year ago
When I lived in Florida, I ended up in a bar owned by the Outlaws motorcycle gang, and before it was over, I had some visiting my home and drinking with them.

http://muchosucko.com/75570/The-Adventures-of-Young-Toolman
1 year ago
all there was, was whatever shit fell out when she was rolling joints. Only had half. Taken me ages to type this out.
1 year ago
^ya, md...work for
1 year ago
Know who wouldn't surprise me if they were a serial killer? Smerf
1 year ago
I know smerf can kill an enormous hamburger.
1 year ago
He's too nice. Haven't seen a bit of dirt on him. It's not natural
1 year ago
ok I'll bite, doing what?
1 year ago
He's the Virgin Strangler
1 year ago
Half a doobie has you stoned md. She must have been smoking a blunt, or are you a lightweight at smoking?
1 year ago
....and, it's not the Virgins getting strangled ifyanowateyemean
1 year ago
Smothers them with his tongue, they had no hope of escape
1 year ago
I'm a leightweight, and she is fucking towelie from southpark
1 year ago
I'd love to be able to get stoned on half a joint, md. It would save me a fucking fortune.
1 year ago
Quit for a year, that works.
1 year ago
I wish I could just get stoned
1 year ago
sometime, ME TOO.
1 year ago
Yeah that's true. It's like anything, if you kepp doing too often, you will become immune to it.
1 year ago
yeah, what toolie said.

Half a joint of crumbs too.
1 year ago
now got severe munchies
1 year ago
I used to drink like a fifth of vodka a night. Stopped drinking for a few years and now half of a mixed drink at a restaurant has me on my ass.
1 year ago
Pirates just lost, goodnight all.
1 year ago
Well i do still get that. i had a burger, cheese and toast, 2 bags of crisps and a packet of biscuits, in the past couple of hours.I did smoke about 8 doobs though.
1 year ago
Laters toolman, take it easy.
1 year ago
haha. That's a nice munch. Just did a savaloy, and working through a chicken curry
1 year ago
Should have had taco johns
1 year ago
later tool
1 year ago
don't say that! Taco bell... I remmeber eating THAT SHIT ONCE
1 year ago
I meant that to be a fond memory, fantasising about eating it. THat came out as a revenge shooting type of comment
1 year ago
Taco John is closer to real food than Taco Bell
1 year ago
yeah, but a ant could be considered real food too
1 year ago
Haha, i imagined you screaming that shit in your room,md. Having a vietnam style flashback about what happened you at taco bell,
1 year ago
crisis averted. Just found bananas and some chocolate sauce
1 year ago
Reminds me of the scene in the movie anger management, when John Turrtor talks about when he got back from war.

After I got back, I went through a rough time. Drinkin' booze, shootin' holes in the ceilin', screamin' myself to sleep... Finally, my parents said I had to move out.
1 year ago
yeah, the parents house bits right
1 year ago
No way man, are you back living in your parents house? I couldn't handle that shit.
1 year ago
I don't know how long I've got till I'm kicked out lol

Gonna have to worship at the feet of my girlfriends
1 year ago
Girlfriends, play on playa. Fuck that, get your own gaff.
1 year ago
that wasn't plural, just too stoned to put in an apostraphe for 'girlfriend's'

Yeah, easy to say, but do you live alone?
1 year ago
that probably sounds creepier than the intended meaning
1 year ago
Yeah, i have my own place, i'm well able to manage on my own, and i can just ride around, with no commitments. It has it's pluses.
1 year ago
Is that you rustling in the bushes outside, md?
1 year ago
yeah, I'd love that. How the hell do you manage it? If I lived alone I'd be broke
1 year ago
I am broke man. Luckily i have some good mates, that will help you out with a few bob, if your stuck. And you have to be involed with a bit of wheeling and dealimg, just to keep your head above water.,
1 year ago
ah yeah. I couldn't be dealing with that. Too much stress and risk involved. But on the other hand... staying at home...
1 year ago
Would you two faggors take this shit to chat ?
1 year ago
are you waiting for us inthere?
1 year ago
like a horny gimp?
1 year ago
Yes now stop having long drawn out conversations about pointless shit
1 year ago
Fuck off to another thread the cryass, nobody will miss u here.
1 year ago
No one gives a fuck about your stupid conversation go to chat dipshits . Threads are for funny comments not butt buddies 101
1 year ago
can't argue with that. I can talk bollocks
1 year ago
eat scrote cryax, you don't say shit to anyone else? or is it just us who talk about pointless shit
1 year ago
They do rent benefit and shit in the U.k, you should check it out. I don't mean i'm involved in much illegal shit, selling a bit of reefer and just keeping some smoke for yourself, shit like that, just cutting corners to get by.
1 year ago
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1 year ago
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1 year ago
Nlah
1 year ago
yeah, even that is too much hassle. Not sure if I can start renting without being able to afford it myself. Feel pretty stuck tbh. Have to find a good paying job just to think about it
1 year ago
I saw horny gimp. what did I miss
1 year ago
Awesome yeah i feel you on that
1 year ago
actually mate, I need to flake lol, can hardly hold my head up. Night

snuffle a tramps goooch cryax
1 year ago
You missed my cock in your mouth
1 year ago
I would get by aright anyway, but yeah a full time job would obviously be ideal.
1 year ago
Working is for chumps!

* TheAllMightyToaster is looking for work *
1 year ago
Catch you later, md.
1 year ago
part time works is fucking pointless though. I've been looking for part time work and a lot of it is 2 hours a day. Who would even put on fucking pants to work 2 hours a day?
1 year ago
I got a few weeks work in construction about 6 weeks ago, i was getting 100 a day cash. It was easy to get used to, now it's dried up and i'm back to living on fuck all, it's a big adjustment.
1 year ago
Isnt washington supposedly a good place to find work for decent pay ?
1 year ago
Not really no, we have close to the highest unemployment in the country. Though I'm more looking for work to help fund our fun adventures and tattoos, not so much that I need to work. I wanted to go back to working full time but Mr. Toaster is fighting me on it.
1 year ago
That sucks i thought it was
1 year ago
Nah, if you can get into a tech type job here you're fucking set. Boeing laid off several thousand people some years back and never hired back, we had a few coal mines and such shut down as well. There's a ton of shit part time work (retail/restaurant) or if you're willing to work for the agricultural minimum wage there's a lot of farm work. None of that you can live off of though. My ex and I both worked minimum wage jobs, i had two jobs he had one, and we still barely made rent on our one bedroom apartment.
1 year ago
Where you living toaster, Detroit? It's always good to have some extra money coming in. Are tattoos expensive in America, they are expensive as fuck over here, i priced a sleeve last year, and the guy quoted me €2,500, way too dear. There are a coupl of guy doing them out of there homes for a fraction of the cost, but he could be booked up for a year.
1 year ago
I live on JBLM in Washington, so about 30 minutes south of Seattle 20 minutes north of the state capital. You can get cheap tattoos here but they're going to look like shit. I'm lucky that where I grew up has a huge tattoo culture and we have some of the best tattoo artists in the country, but you pay the best tattoo prices. Usually you have a year or so wait, but the husband is friends with one of them and can get in usually without much wait.
1 year ago
He makes enough that we aren't hurting for any necessities but there isn't a ton of money left over to play with. Especially because we have three dogs, they eat up a bunch of money lol
1 year ago
Nice one, it's always good to know someone. There are a couple of shit hot tattoo artists over here, i tried around, some did excellent ones for me some did average ones. But one of these guys that does them out of his house, started talking to me in a pub about my tattoos and said he did them from his house, he showed me all the tats he had done on his phone, they were fucking incredible, even the portraits. He said he would do a sleeve in 4 sessions and charge me 500, but i lost his fucking number, when i lost my phone.
1 year ago
Yeah, I just don't think I could ever trust someone to ink me or pierce me out of their house. I don't care how good their portfolio is, unless I personally knew them, it would just feel way too sketch.
1 year ago
Maybe, but someone told me that a friend of theirs got it done, and you open the needle he's going to use from a sterilised pace, and you can bring a mate, and have a couple of beers and smoke a joint listening to music, while he's working on you, sounds pretty cool. Plus he said the ta turned out perfect.
1 year ago
Still just feels like you'd end up with mersa or a raging staph infection to me. I know there must be quality people who do stuff like that from home or a van, but it just isn't for me.
1 year ago
I don't know toaster i'm tempted, he's a good artists, i mean the rip you off in the shops just because the can, i mean how expensive is ins, and a few clean needles and a machine that buzzes. thete is no cost, and even if the artist wanted to work for 40 or 50 an hour, it's still easy money.
1 year ago
^ink
1 year ago
Have you got many tats yourself toaster?
1 year ago
Nah only two, it's always been hard for me to rationalize spending money on them. See they're artists, it's not just like a job. The guy who did my last tattoo had to scrub his mentors bathroom using a toothbrush while kneeling on a broom. Tattoo is a lifestyle man, I've no issue with paying the prices they ask for. I've just not had the extra cash to get many done.
1 year ago
I have 6 of them done and none of them cost less than a hundred. But if i had extra money there is a few more i would like to get done, but like you say there is more important thing t do with extra cash, than spending it on ink.
1 year ago
Well if I started working again this would really be the first time that I've had "extra" cash. I always liked to keep at least 6mo of wages in savings for fear of losing my job, so I rarely had anything extra, even though I had extra. I've some piercings I'd like to get too, though those would probably get done before any ink would be. It'd be a rarity to get any ink done for less than $500, where I could get a new piercing for $75 -$100
1 year ago
Good luck with your munchie adventures, I'm off to bed
1 year ago
Any ink done for less than 500, you must be looking to get pretty big tattoos done?
1 year ago
Ok cheers, toaster, i'll talk to you soon. Keep it real.
1 year ago
Best. Sub. Ever.
1 year ago
I saw a movie on Cinemax start out exactly like this once....
1 year ago
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