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2 girls 1 cop

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2 girls getting fingered by a cop

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by fries-please

submitted September 1st 2015

374 comments
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excuse my naivete and correct me if im wrong..but isnt it front to back ladies?
she might have mixed some chocolate with the peanut butter
2 years ago
Unless the chicks had deep track skid marks I don't think it's gonna be a problem
2 years ago
The cop used the same gloves to do a vaginal search on both women.
2 years ago
I'm pretty sure she just searched the underwear
*facepalm*
2 years ago
Thats not what it said in the lawsuit. She vaginally searched both women using the same latex glove. These ladies won a bundle of money.
2 years ago
Sounds like the lady at the end was overreacting. Link on the whole lawsuit or stfu.
2 years ago
Pretty sure I'd sue and win me a bundle of money if a cop used a latex glove to search me anywhere, let alone my vaginie
2 years ago
* Magawd crosses off latex tutu from toasties xmas list *
2 years ago
Half way through the search my cooter would swell closed on her hand. Would make an interesting story to tell the ER staff.

"So I was searching her vagina for diamonds and it ATE MY ARM"
2 years ago
If your "cooter swells shut" ever..... you might need to see your OBGYN asap
2 years ago
does you hubby occasionally 'accidentally' slip on latex johnny?
2 years ago
Why would we use a rubber of any sort?
2 years ago
MIGHT AS WELL NOT EVEN HAVE SEX
2 years ago
well...

for swollen vag of course
2 years ago
The shit would someone want a swollen vag for? I ain't no gaping baby shitting out, massive dongs taking porn star, you could walk through my vagina, kind of lady
2 years ago
It still shouldn't swell shut........... just sayin'
2 years ago
yeah, nobody shuts dug out of their vag
2 years ago
I have a latex allergy. Not only would it swell shut, my labia would swell, there would probably be skin blistering and possible problems breathing. So yes, it SHOULD NOT swell shut, unless you're rubbing something it's allergic to on/in it
2 years ago
Your damn right
2 years ago
Yikes....
* DangerousDug runs from Toaster's angry vagina *
2 years ago
does your vagina come with a leaflet with instructions and possible side effects?
2 years ago
It's not angry at all because I'm not shoving things it's allergic to, into it
2 years ago
you must have done... at least once
2 years ago
Nope, I've known since before I started having sex that I have a latex allergy. I found out when i wore a pair of latex gloves while serving food, my hands and eyes were not happy :/ So I always just made sure to have latex free condoms with me.
2 years ago
or a plastic sandwich baggie
2 years ago
haha
2 years ago
I feel like a sandwich baggie would have far too sharp of edges
2 years ago
That is what duct tape is for
2 years ago
At this point it'd just be cheaper to use a condom, you're just wasting money and sandwich holding devices
2 years ago
Or better yet, just don't use condoms

Problem solved
2 years ago
you could use ones hubby brings home that you packed his lunch in.... plus you are saving the world by recycling
2 years ago
Saving more of the world by just catching that baby batter the old fashioned way
2 years ago
If you creampie that thing enough something will crawl out of it
2 years ago
and then ham and mustard flavour finish
2 years ago
Jesus Christ, Dug. Always the ladies man.
2 years ago
Yeah.... I can't help it.
2 years ago
Nah, no worries of anything crawling out of it
2 years ago
I think he meant the sandwich bag. Make sure to turn it inside out first.
2 years ago
for lubrication
2 years ago
I just don't get your obsession with the baggies. Go free, go natural!
2 years ago
You're lucky it isn't the brown bag
2 years ago
I always find a girl gets more turned on when i jizz in a sandwich bag, and the place in in her box, and turn it inside out. It beats plain old sex, any day of the week.
2 years ago
I'm just not that cool I guess
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/VBLyxUt.gifv
2 years ago
That's no baggie
2 years ago
I like it!

/m like the bitch to be smilen
2 years ago
don't need a baggie for a handjob
2 years ago
You do if you want to jiz in it, so you can turn it inside out in her cooter. Aren't you paying attention?
2 years ago
my bad
2 years ago
it's not so much about us wanting to jizz in it as much as it turns you ladies on
2 years ago
yeah. IT IS YOUR BAD
2 years ago
Dug still has to be explained the rules, on baggie sex.Fucking amateur.
2 years ago
Fucking bag jizz noob
2 years ago
I am on the outside trying to get in
http://i.imgur.com/VeuO5jY.gifv
2 years ago
I hope Mr. Toaster is saving up his bag jizz for when he gets home
2 years ago
hahah wtf
2 years ago
dug knocking on toaster's shut vagina
2 years ago
Dug, that would be terrifying, if it wasn't so gay.
2 years ago
Nice wallpaper, what is that, flowers?
2 years ago
*swollen shut vagina
2 years ago
Did you just record that shit now dug
2 years ago
the joke's on us cos he had his cock in his hand
2 years ago
No .... about a week ago. just seen this one and thought it was cool.
So made my own
http://i.imgur.com/pCi9u7H.gifv
2 years ago
You really are a fruitcake, dug. Still at least your wife has an idea of what you'll look like, when you finally snap and decide to murder her.
2 years ago
He'll take out the donkey first
2 years ago
She won't be the only one getting murdered either when Dug snaps
2 years ago
Straight to the chicken coop to satisfy your blood lust. Then a trip to the neighbours.
2 years ago
Everybody is going down!!!
2 years ago
I'll be there after the weekend.
2 years ago
Neighbor is kinda hot..... she will be going down in a different way
2 years ago
and bringing a sur prise
2 years ago
LOL.... ok
2 years ago
is the surprise a baggie of jizz?
2 years ago
She'd probably reject you anyway, dug. Look at the state of ya.
2 years ago
If I am on a killing spree she is gonna get it whether she wants it or not
2 years ago
No toast
2 years ago
next stop, sealife centre.
2 years ago
Shooting sharks in a barrel.... what could be better??????
2 years ago
They have got some sexy starfish down there.
2 years ago
shooting a load in a baggie?
2 years ago
count me in
2 years ago
you do the baggie thingy md I am gonna shoot the sharks
2 years ago
The sharks will bite your peepee off Dug
2 years ago
Not if I shoot them first.....
2 years ago
if we do it at the same time, we'll get on the news for sure
2 years ago
unquestionably
2 years ago
Make sure it's a black Muslim shark just to be safe
2 years ago
That PD got sued big time and the women won.
2 years ago
Link?
2 years ago
After seeing fries used his alts to upvote, my vote seemed like the right thing to do in the first place
2 years ago
Fuck you scooter faggot
2 years ago
you left me no choice
2 years ago
"2 girls getting fingered by a cop"

LOL! Where? I like your fantasy, fries. Did the cop also lick her fingers off camera? In between cuts there was probably maybe most likely some sexy pillow fighting.
2 years ago
its better than anything you fantasize about
2 years ago
I think about you cramming fries (or chips as you call them) up your bum. Then you eat them. Then you regurgitate them into another man's ass and pack it in with your micropenis.
2 years ago
The vaginally-searched women sued the Police.
2 years ago
I want to be a cop.
2 years ago
Just don't ever get spotted filling your squad car
2 years ago
You didn't think that through. They don't let men search women. You'll only be grabbing handfuls of Tyrone's nuts.
2 years ago
Toolman looks like the kind of fella, that would become a Harvey Keitel, Bad Lieutenant, sort of cop. Smoking heroin, and drinking bottles of vodka raw, bribing drug dealers. ect.
2 years ago
but has a collection of orphans at home that he protects with his arsenal of guns
2 years ago
Hey md, did you ever see bad lieutenant, some fucking flick. My mate was giving me a spin home about an hour ago, and we found a pug on the side of the road, we put him into the car, and the smell of shit off the thing would drop a horse. I don't know if he was injured, or someone abandoned him? My mate took him home anyway.
2 years ago
no I've never seen it. Looks like my kind of flick.

Probably abandoned, poor fucker.



2 years ago
You have to see that shit md, it's a fucking classic. Yeah i'd say abandoned, because he didn't flip out, when he was picked up. Anyway were going to make steaks out of him tomorrow, for the laugh.
2 years ago
yeah, don't wanna roast the ugly fucker whole. Would put you off eating it
2 years ago
There's nothing that would stop me from eating her hole.
2 years ago
I think it's a male dog, but you can work away, toolman.
2 years ago
what about baggie jizz?
2 years ago
that'd be the marinade
2 years ago
that's fucking disgusting. SMH
2 years ago
ruin shit covered pug with jizz?
2 years ago
Whats SMH?
2 years ago
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smh
2 years ago
Hahaha, fucking disgusting.
2 years ago
A hole is a hole.
2 years ago
I don't really have issue with jizz
2 years ago
Like swallowing it?
2 years ago
Would you suck it out of a pugs arsehole, toaster?
2 years ago
I'm fairly positive I don't want any part of a pug in or near my mouth
2 years ago
What about your husband?
2 years ago
Are you asking if he would suck the jizz out of the asshole of a pug, if he would suck it out of my asshole or if I'd suck it out of his asshole?

The answer to all of it is no
2 years ago
We'll spray some fabreeze on him for you, toaster.
2 years ago
prude
2 years ago
The husband wouldn't ever let me near his asshole, let alone put a baggie of jizz in it to suck out
2 years ago
So you are a straight from the dick kind of girl are you Toaster
2 years ago
Try harder toast.
2 years ago
I smell what comes out of that anus, I'm not going to push to get any closer to it than I have to
2 years ago
Bleach it.
2 years ago
Do straight men bleach their anus?
2 years ago
you've got a scat sniffing fetish?
2 years ago
There is nothing a man loves more than coming home from a hard days work, putting his feet up, and watching his wife suck a baggies full of spunk, our of a found pugs arsehole, that smells like shit. Heaven.
2 years ago
Farts are the building blocks of our happy relationship Mako
2 years ago
christ, that reminds me. Some old geezer let a silent one rip on the bus earlier. I knew it was him because just before the stench hit me, he arm was scrambling to open the window
2 years ago
Maybe he followed through?
2 years ago
My favorite is to let one of those go and hit the window lock button in the car. If someone isn't near puking I haven't done my job
2 years ago
That's fucking rotten toaster, call me old fashioned, but i don't like to puke on the smell of woman's farts.
2 years ago
it wasn't so much of a shit stench as it was high in eggy volume. I was about 3 metres back, so he must have displaced about 40% of the air in the bus with his rancid gas
2 years ago
Well good thing you didn't marry me then, because I cupcake the husband in bed when ever I feel a hot fart coming!
2 years ago
To be fair, Mr. Toaster's flatulence is so bad that he routinely wakes me up out of a dead sleep
2 years ago
If we could put that guy from the bus, and that fucking pug together in a room, it would be like some sort of biological weapon.
2 years ago
Cook that smell down and throw it on people
2 years ago
just talking about it, I can taste your farts toaster.
2 years ago
What wakes you the smell or the sound, toaster. And if i had married you, and you were doing that shit to me, i would have left you long ago.
2 years ago
isn't that a dutch oven toaster?
2 years ago
oh no, that's different...
2 years ago
Dutch oven is when you hold their head under the blankets. Cupcakes are when you fart in your hand and clamp it over their nose
2 years ago
no, you're right md.
2 years ago
my girlfriend would hold a burp and blow it in my face.

I put an end to that fast
2 years ago
I'd kiilllll you toasyt=lkgjfjfh
2 years ago
Fuck that, i nearly wreched at the thought of it.
2 years ago
Farts are funny, burps are not
2 years ago
Dutch ovens are kinda funny..... cupcakes are downright disrespectful
2 years ago
yeah I would cupcake her. I would call it shuttlecocking here, just because were british and all that. Sounds more polite
2 years ago
I also enjoy the pre shower naked crop dusting while he's well into his video game. Office chairs put people at the perfect height for a drive by farting
2 years ago
I would take a woman burping in my face all day, over her cupping a handful of fart over my nose.
2 years ago
Just make sure you wash your hands afterwards.
2 years ago
fucking hell, it would be world war three if all of us lot were at yours
2 years ago
There is an art to the cupcake. 9/10 you get caught half way to their face and the fart gets wrestled out of your hand. You also run the risk of them over powering you and making you cupcake yourself.
2 years ago
So don't be an asshole.
2 years ago
if you do it with enough power, you can get a foot or so of projectile range from a cupcake
2 years ago
There's quite a bit of farting that goes on at my house. Some friends stayed here a few days ago because their power was out. Her husband let a little fart slip and immediately excused himself. He was pleased to learn we openly fart
2 years ago
I'd fight you if you cupcaked me, that's how strongly i feel about women doing it, if one of the lads did, i'd probably just give him a kick in the hole or something?
2 years ago
witch hole?
2 years ago
Mako to get any kind of distance throwing a fart it has to be a greasy one. The kind that just kind of hover in place for what seems like forever
2 years ago
that's a warcrime according to the geneva convention of fart wars K
2 years ago
Whicever is closest.
2 years ago
I think for a fart, kicking in the dick hole would prevail.
2 years ago
you need to learn the art of how to compress your gas into a fart hadoken
2 years ago
^too many video games
2 years ago
oh, I'm a fart master. Trust me.
2 years ago
I think you're more than that.
2 years ago
nah I only obsess about 2 or 3 video games. All of which can and have been turned into fart jokes in this thread
2 years ago
Don't get me wrong, i loved farting is ex girlfriends faces, it's just if they did it to me, they would feel the rage. Few tried.
2 years ago
a shart artisan?
2 years ago
I practice a no shart rule
2 years ago
yeah, a fart in your bird's face is the finisher
2 years ago
What games are you on about md, that got turned into fart jokes?
2 years ago
street fighter, war games and final fantasy. But I doubt anyone would get a final fantasy joke
2 years ago
only barret would
2 years ago
I never played war games, and never really bothered with the final fantasies.
2 years ago
if you ever feel the need to waste large sections of your life, final fantasy is the way to do it. That or mucho
2 years ago
Are those really video games?
2 years ago
What ever happened to pac man?
2 years ago
I'll stick to mucho. I like a game that i clear in around A MONTHS, THIS SPENDING MONTHS ON A GAME ALL DAY EVERYDAY IS BAD FOR YOUR HEAD. Oh shit caps all the way.
2 years ago
What ever happened to pin ball?
2 years ago
Mucho isn't really all that great for wasting time any more :( </3
2 years ago
What ever happened to Quaaludes?
2 years ago
short games, small rewards. Not that I play much anymore.

Pinball is still classic. Someone should have invented 2 player pinball
2 years ago
all pinball is two player if you share a flipper
2 years ago
that's like sharing a tic-tac
2 years ago
Just like farts.
2 years ago
It all just depends on how determined you are!
2 years ago
or in love.
2 years ago
farts are multiplayer on UK buses
2 years ago
First come, first serve.
2 years ago
first off
2 years ago
Is Poss still alive?
2 years ago
Who??
2 years ago
Holy shit, toast doesn't know?
2 years ago
Don't tell her!
2 years ago
Fair enough, boss.
2 years ago
I thought he was Limousin
2 years ago
Just wondering, he owes me an anniversary present soon if he hasn't killed himself
2 years ago
he's dead to me
2 years ago
Only on important nights.
2 years ago
possum will never die, he'll just smell funny.
2 years ago
Important question #2: It's 7pm and the potatoes in my soup are still crunchy. Do I wait for them to cook or do I go to taco bell?
2 years ago
* ClaudeBallz watches a Kylie Minogue video in his honor *
2 years ago
blow me
2 years ago
he probably fucked off to the YNC or documentingreality or whateverthefuckever
2 years ago
I've not a clue what any of that is, I'll just go with that he's dead and not expect my gift
2 years ago
Claude, you zigged when you should have zagged.
2 years ago
1) Drain all liquid from soup
2) Place remainder of soup on stovetop
3) Set burner to HIGH
4) Go to Taco Bell
2 years ago
I'll leave the soup in the crockpot
put on pants
go to Taco Johns
2 years ago
I started looking up other users that fucked off when poss left, i hadn't realised there was so many.
2 years ago
It wasn't poss. It was the snitches.
2 years ago
I can't think of any that weren't already showing signs of going
2 years ago
except TR
2 years ago
FUCK the snitches!!!
2 years ago
Still though, claude. Would you prefer if he was still around, after finding out what he did.
2 years ago
TR is too busy playing poker and going to some nightclub to be on mucho
2 years ago
yeah, that's what I think of when I think about TR. Nighclubs and poker :/
2 years ago
Be yourself and don't let the internet make you something that you're not.
2 years ago
Well that's where he checks in on facebook
2 years ago
Shut up cryax!
2 years ago
yeah, walking past to go to the library to read a chinese dictionary
2 years ago
Fuck that, i don't miss that cunt at all.
2 years ago
What I'm saying, kur, is I don't in the very least expect to be able to judge, heal, change, convert any of the reprobates, addicts, or ex-cons, or closet-homos here. That's not my mission. There are those who have fucked up this place by believing they were annointed with that
2 years ago
...well...okay, I will judge.
2 years ago
But those were the ones who made Mucho.
2 years ago
That's my point. The funny ones did, anyway.
2 years ago
I'm not saying any of us are perfect, i have done some fucked up things in my past, that i am not proud of, but i think anything involving young, innocent kids, makes my fucking skin crawl. There has to be a line, where you say fuck that, that's out of order.
2 years ago
I wish I never ran of baked gewds. That was an accident
2 years ago
Tanks a lot, md. =(
2 years ago
I kinda feel bad about teasing Mike Beez now. =(
2 years ago
MD, are you the one who called out possum?
2 years ago
well I don't feel fully responsible. But she couldn't take the harsh jokes and demands of tits
2 years ago
what makes you think that?
2 years ago
I wish I never ran of baked gewds. That was an accident
2 years ago
what's that got to do with possum?
2 years ago
nein. Es war nicht makodragon
2 years ago
Pretty sure the bird ran was the snitch...with his holier than thou self.
2 years ago
-ran*
2 years ago
I actually kinda enjoyed bird when he was on drugs...but his true self just plain sucks...
2 years ago
Did he fuck off as well?
2 years ago
I never knew the story. I just know one day everyone was talking about possum leaving. Don't know who started it. Don't know how it even started
2 years ago
Claude, we need to get together for a drink soon. Im in your neck of the woods now...unless youve moved.
2 years ago
I think someone said it was suge, emailed info to somebody else, and it spread from there.
2 years ago
There's no direct evidence. Poss made a conservative decision to reduce whatever risk he felt for whatever reason. EOF.
2 years ago
looks it KUR

I've never ran anyone off I don't think. Deliberately anyway
2 years ago
Wherezat, sport...
2 years ago
Hoodbridge
2 years ago
lol. That's too close for comfort. I'll look forward to it, although I'm not in FF county often. On travel too much.
2 years ago
If all goes as planned, I might be having brunch with DangerousDug this coming Monday. Depends on the wife.
2 years ago
Understood. I'm covering 800 sq miles around here. All I see everyday is a sea of brake lights...
2 years ago
What you look at me for md? I don't know what you mean, i'm way too stoned to remember?
2 years ago
And when tool says Depends on the wife......he means it.
2 years ago
That used to be the edge of DC. Now it's swallowed up in the sprawl. Even F-burg is now a 'burb
2 years ago
No. I make more stops when we're on the road.
2 years ago
I mean it looks as it seagull's gone for the time being
2 years ago
True that claude...
2 years ago
Let's go to a Pens/Caps game, at the 'gloo, tool
2 years ago
md, do you do work for commission?
2 years ago
The gloo is a parking lot now.
2 years ago
Okay...Consol....w/e
2 years ago
Md works for cash in hand.
2 years ago
Haven't been there yet, it would have to be a Sunday afternoon game. That's my only day alone until 5.
2 years ago
Had any of ye met up before lads?
2 years ago
One thing though, Consol sits at the very beginning of what Hill Street Blues was named after.
2 years ago
Magawd stopped on his way home from vacation once. I took him to Primatti Bros. for a sandwich, he shared his pictures of Yellowstone, and he went on his way.
2 years ago
Seriously?
2 years ago
That's cool. But i'm sure you always keep a loaded gun on you, in case that anyone of the muchoers that calls by, turns out to be a complete fucking lunatic. It's not exactly like were on disney.com
2 years ago
late to the convo, but I'm pretty perfect
2 years ago
Well, I keep my gun on me when I used to go to my dads. That's a given. But I take every human being at face value. I expect you to be real, and as long as you don't get stupid, I don't have any problems.
2 years ago
Yeah i'll call by toaters some day, and get a cupped fart shoved in my face.
2 years ago
That's a given.
2 years ago
what do you mean work for commission? You mean do commissions?
2 years ago
I'm not afraid of people. I can handle my own. I always get along with every one I meet. I'm just that way.
2 years ago
Yeah that's the way to do it tool, you get to feel you know people pretty well here, and the some fucking bombshell drops about them ,and you realise you can't know a person, just because you get on well with them online.
2 years ago
found my sisters stash, well what's left of it
2 years ago
That happens everywhere. Your best friend could have some fucked up skeletons in their closet and you'd never know
2 years ago
I want to have a drink with sporty and claude
2 years ago
Found a stash of week md? I just finished a bit of lemon haze, only had enough for 2 J's, i had a good few earlier though, and a handful of trams, ohh yeah..
2 years ago
^weed
2 years ago
Lemon haze sounds good what strain is that ?
2 years ago
When I lived in Florida, I ended up in a bar owned by the Outlaws motorcycle gang, and before it was over, I had some visiting my home and drinking with them.

http://muchosucko.com/75570/The-Adventures-of-Young-Toolman
2 years ago
all there was, was whatever shit fell out when she was rolling joints. Only had half. Taken me ages to type this out.
2 years ago
^ya, md...work for
2 years ago
Know who wouldn't surprise me if they were a serial killer? Smerf
2 years ago
I know smerf can kill an enormous hamburger.
2 years ago
He's too nice. Haven't seen a bit of dirt on him. It's not natural
2 years ago
ok I'll bite, doing what?
2 years ago
He's the Virgin Strangler
2 years ago
Half a doobie has you stoned md. She must have been smoking a blunt, or are you a lightweight at smoking?
2 years ago
....and, it's not the Virgins getting strangled ifyanowateyemean
2 years ago
Smothers them with his tongue, they had no hope of escape
2 years ago
I'm a leightweight, and she is fucking towelie from southpark
2 years ago
I'd love to be able to get stoned on half a joint, md. It would save me a fucking fortune.
2 years ago
Quit for a year, that works.
2 years ago
I wish I could just get stoned
2 years ago
sometime, ME TOO.
2 years ago
Yeah that's true. It's like anything, if you kepp doing too often, you will become immune to it.
2 years ago
yeah, what toolie said.

Half a joint of crumbs too.
2 years ago
now got severe munchies
2 years ago
I used to drink like a fifth of vodka a night. Stopped drinking for a few years and now half of a mixed drink at a restaurant has me on my ass.
2 years ago
Pirates just lost, goodnight all.
2 years ago
Well i do still get that. i had a burger, cheese and toast, 2 bags of crisps and a packet of biscuits, in the past couple of hours.I did smoke about 8 doobs though.
2 years ago
Laters toolman, take it easy.
2 years ago
haha. That's a nice munch. Just did a savaloy, and working through a chicken curry
2 years ago
Should have had taco johns
2 years ago
later tool
2 years ago
don't say that! Taco bell... I remmeber eating THAT SHIT ONCE
2 years ago
I meant that to be a fond memory, fantasising about eating it. THat came out as a revenge shooting type of comment
2 years ago
Taco John is closer to real food than Taco Bell
2 years ago
yeah, but a ant could be considered real food too
2 years ago
Haha, i imagined you screaming that shit in your room,md. Having a vietnam style flashback about what happened you at taco bell,
2 years ago
crisis averted. Just found bananas and some chocolate sauce
2 years ago
Reminds me of the scene in the movie anger management, when John Turrtor talks about when he got back from war.

After I got back, I went through a rough time. Drinkin' booze, shootin' holes in the ceilin', screamin' myself to sleep... Finally, my parents said I had to move out.
2 years ago
yeah, the parents house bits right
2 years ago
No way man, are you back living in your parents house? I couldn't handle that shit.
2 years ago
I don't know how long I've got till I'm kicked out lol

Gonna have to worship at the feet of my girlfriends
2 years ago
Girlfriends, play on playa. Fuck that, get your own gaff.
2 years ago
that wasn't plural, just too stoned to put in an apostraphe for 'girlfriend's'

Yeah, easy to say, but do you live alone?
2 years ago
that probably sounds creepier than the intended meaning
2 years ago
Yeah, i have my own place, i'm well able to manage on my own, and i can just ride around, with no commitments. It has it's pluses.
2 years ago
Is that you rustling in the bushes outside, md?
2 years ago
yeah, I'd love that. How the hell do you manage it? If I lived alone I'd be broke
2 years ago
I am broke man. Luckily i have some good mates, that will help you out with a few bob, if your stuck. And you have to be involed with a bit of wheeling and dealimg, just to keep your head above water.,
2 years ago
ah yeah. I couldn't be dealing with that. Too much stress and risk involved. But on the other hand... staying at home...
2 years ago
Would you two faggors take this shit to chat ?
2 years ago
are you waiting for us inthere?
2 years ago
like a horny gimp?
2 years ago
Yes now stop having long drawn out conversations about pointless shit
2 years ago
Fuck off to another thread the cryass, nobody will miss u here.
2 years ago
No one gives a fuck about your stupid conversation go to chat dipshits . Threads are for funny comments not butt buddies 101
2 years ago
can't argue with that. I can talk bollocks
2 years ago
eat scrote cryax, you don't say shit to anyone else? or is it just us who talk about pointless shit
2 years ago
They do rent benefit and shit in the U.k, you should check it out. I don't mean i'm involved in much illegal shit, selling a bit of reefer and just keeping some smoke for yourself, shit like that, just cutting corners to get by.
2 years ago
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2 years ago
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2 years ago
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2 years ago
yeah, even that is too much hassle. Not sure if I can start renting without being able to afford it myself. Feel pretty stuck tbh. Have to find a good paying job just to think about it
2 years ago
I saw horny gimp. what did I miss
2 years ago
Awesome yeah i feel you on that
2 years ago
actually mate, I need to flake lol, can hardly hold my head up. Night

snuffle a tramps goooch cryax
2 years ago
You missed my cock in your mouth
2 years ago
I would get by aright anyway, but yeah a full time job would obviously be ideal.
2 years ago
Working is for chumps!

* TheAllMightyToaster is looking for work *
2 years ago
Catch you later, md.
2 years ago
part time works is fucking pointless though. I've been looking for part time work and a lot of it is 2 hours a day. Who would even put on fucking pants to work 2 hours a day?
2 years ago
I got a few weeks work in construction about 6 weeks ago, i was getting 100 a day cash. It was easy to get used to, now it's dried up and i'm back to living on fuck all, it's a big adjustment.
2 years ago
Isnt washington supposedly a good place to find work for decent pay ?
2 years ago
Not really no, we have close to the highest unemployment in the country. Though I'm more looking for work to help fund our fun adventures and tattoos, not so much that I need to work. I wanted to go back to working full time but Mr. Toaster is fighting me on it.
2 years ago
That sucks i thought it was
2 years ago
Nah, if you can get into a tech type job here you're fucking set. Boeing laid off several thousand people some years back and never hired back, we had a few coal mines and such shut down as well. There's a ton of shit part time work (retail/restaurant) or if you're willing to work for the agricultural minimum wage there's a lot of farm work. None of that you can live off of though. My ex and I both worked minimum wage jobs, i had two jobs he had one, and we still barely made rent on our one bedroom apartment.
2 years ago
Where you living toaster, Detroit? It's always good to have some extra money coming in. Are tattoos expensive in America, they are expensive as fuck over here, i priced a sleeve last year, and the guy quoted me €2,500, way too dear. There are a coupl of guy doing them out of there homes for a fraction of the cost, but he could be booked up for a year.
2 years ago
I live on JBLM in Washington, so about 30 minutes south of Seattle 20 minutes north of the state capital. You can get cheap tattoos here but they're going to look like shit. I'm lucky that where I grew up has a huge tattoo culture and we have some of the best tattoo artists in the country, but you pay the best tattoo prices. Usually you have a year or so wait, but the husband is friends with one of them and can get in usually without much wait.
2 years ago
He makes enough that we aren't hurting for any necessities but there isn't a ton of money left over to play with. Especially because we have three dogs, they eat up a bunch of money lol
2 years ago
Nice one, it's always good to know someone. There are a couple of shit hot tattoo artists over here, i tried around, some did excellent ones for me some did average ones. But one of these guys that does them out of his house, started talking to me in a pub about my tattoos and said he did them from his house, he showed me all the tats he had done on his phone, they were fucking incredible, even the portraits. He said he would do a sleeve in 4 sessions and charge me 500, but i lost his fucking number, when i lost my phone.
2 years ago
Yeah, I just don't think I could ever trust someone to ink me or pierce me out of their house. I don't care how good their portfolio is, unless I personally knew them, it would just feel way too sketch.
2 years ago
Maybe, but someone told me that a friend of theirs got it done, and you open the needle he's going to use from a sterilised pace, and you can bring a mate, and have a couple of beers and smoke a joint listening to music, while he's working on you, sounds pretty cool. Plus he said the ta turned out perfect.
2 years ago
Still just feels like you'd end up with mersa or a raging staph infection to me. I know there must be quality people who do stuff like that from home or a van, but it just isn't for me.
2 years ago
I don't know toaster i'm tempted, he's a good artists, i mean the rip you off in the shops just because the can, i mean how expensive is ins, and a few clean needles and a machine that buzzes. thete is no cost, and even if the artist wanted to work for 40 or 50 an hour, it's still easy money.
2 years ago
^ink
2 years ago
Have you got many tats yourself toaster?
2 years ago
Nah only two, it's always been hard for me to rationalize spending money on them. See they're artists, it's not just like a job. The guy who did my last tattoo had to scrub his mentors bathroom using a toothbrush while kneeling on a broom. Tattoo is a lifestyle man, I've no issue with paying the prices they ask for. I've just not had the extra cash to get many done.
2 years ago
I have 6 of them done and none of them cost less than a hundred. But if i had extra money there is a few more i would like to get done, but like you say there is more important thing t do with extra cash, than spending it on ink.
2 years ago
Well if I started working again this would really be the first time that I've had "extra" cash. I always liked to keep at least 6mo of wages in savings for fear of losing my job, so I rarely had anything extra, even though I had extra. I've some piercings I'd like to get too, though those would probably get done before any ink would be. It'd be a rarity to get any ink done for less than $500, where I could get a new piercing for $75 -$100
2 years ago
Good luck with your munchie adventures, I'm off to bed
2 years ago
Any ink done for less than 500, you must be looking to get pretty big tattoos done?
2 years ago
Ok cheers, toaster, i'll talk to you soon. Keep it real.
2 years ago
Best. Sub. Ever.
2 years ago
I saw a movie on Cinemax start out exactly like this once....
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