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Drunk escalator ride

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. Mitch Hedberg

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by Sprinkles

submitted August 27th 2015

18 comments
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Kirk?

A tag edit is in order.


Would you be so kind?
2 years ago
dumb failtard
2 years ago
* Sprinkles pushes fries down the escalator going up and cackles uncontrollably as he rolls endlessly in place *


2 years ago
Akameldon rolls in his grave
2 years ago
Lidl-drunk
2 years ago
A lidl? I'd say a lot!
2 years ago
Squds, you've broken my heart. :/
2 years ago
Magawd, I'd be disappointed if you did any different.
2 years ago
Stop bitching about downvotes
2 years ago
Shhhhhh.

Stop. Talking.
2 years ago
Technically this should be 'riding the escalator drunk'
2 years ago
Or 'a drunk riding the escalator'
2 years ago
Drunk riding the escalator^
2 years ago
either one is good
2 years ago
Another noob bites the dust
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost sad faces *
2 years ago
An escalator can never break? You need to go through some of the videos on here.
2 years ago
He'll be sober by the time he gets to the top.
2 years ago
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