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Eat Fresh

Extra mayo please

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted August 18th 2015

103 comments
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Watch him gain all the weight back now.
2 years ago
*he will
2 years ago
I'm not a news buff, what's up? Is he a Akameldom?
2 years ago
Apparently.
2 years ago
Possomeldon. Sounds like a biblical character, doesn't it?
2 years ago
Get the fuck out!
2 years ago
$5. $5. $5 footlooooongs
2 years ago
I still can't see possum as one. How the fuck did that get public?
2 years ago
Snitches, tool. Snitches.
2 years ago
Who did he admit it too?
2 years ago
You just finding out about this shit too, toolman? It seems every time i log on here some cunt is getting outed as a pedo.
2 years ago
I just amazed that not everybody knows by now. I figured word traveled far and wide about that.
2 years ago
Last night was the first i heard of it, bit of a shocker.
2 years ago
I felt kinda awkward when I ate at Subway yesterday, too.
2 years ago
It's sad. My step daughter is home for a visit right now, Instead of wanting to fuck the soon to be 19 year old, I just bitched her out for finally sowing her oat with a lot of parting and told her not to fuck up her life by doing evert drug that comes along. I told her if she likes what she is doing, don't do it so much.
2 years ago
You are a pillar of the community, toolman.
2 years ago
I just hate seeing stupid people.
2 years ago
Trust me, after her first year of college let out, her boyfriend from Olive Garden who still lives with mom & dad who likes drugs have had some good stories to which I had to open her eyes a little.
2 years ago
Olive garden lol
2 years ago
and he's 25.
2 years ago
That's the age of most of the people that work there, I notice.
2 years ago
Can you send her to grandma's ??
2 years ago
and she still has 5 days left of 18.
2 years ago
Oh...OH! I forgot about that. That's a mistake waiting to happen if it continues, for sure.
2 years ago
No Dug, unfortunately both her biological grandmothers are dead and so is my mother.
2 years ago
I'm old, remember?
2 years ago
When someone turns 18, you can't really do anything, except try give them some good advice. My father tried to do it for me when i was young, but i wouldn't listen to fuck all, and went wild. It's only years later you realize, you could have saved yourself a whole heap of hassle, if you had have listened.
2 years ago
I caught my daughter when she was just turning 17 and I could still call all the shots. Yeah at 18 your hands are pretty much tied
2 years ago
exactly
2 years ago
That's why I talked to her tonight, I didn't yell once.
2 years ago
Her mom and dad are the prudes, I spoke from experience and told her just be smart and not ruin your college education.
2 years ago
She apparently doesn't live with you, unless you pay her bills or rent there isn't much you can threaten her with. So talking is about the best you can do, but at that age they don't hear shit that makes any sense
2 years ago
Actually, she's smarter then you think for a 19 year old. Especially coming from me whose experienced it at her age.
2 years ago
My daughter is almost 26 and has a Masters degree and working on her Doctorate ....... But still has the common sense of a 12 year old
2 years ago
If you consider how her dad acts........... it is all starting to make sense now
2 years ago
It's good to be able to talk to someone that did all the partying and drugs and fights, but everyone when somebody that knows their shit is telling to look after yourself, you still have to go out and learn for yourself.
2 years ago
Everyone is different Dug, it's all in how you present it to some. But sometimes, others can't figure it out.
2 years ago
Is she running up and down the garden with gay pride flags yet, Dug.
2 years ago
That's what I told her tonight KURUPT, I said go out and do your thing, but if you like it, don't do it so much because it will take over your life. Just like I said about her man.
2 years ago
I won't let her borrow my flag
2 years ago
Dug, how close are you from Cincinnati?
2 years ago
That's all you can do toolman. I'm only 31 myself, but still turned around and thanked my father for the advice he was trying to give to me, even though i wouldn't listen, he bailed me out of a few situations when i was acting the cunt as well, but you grow out of it all, if your still alive that is.
2 years ago
About 2 hours down the river from me. 100 miles or so
2 years ago
and how close to Pittsburgh?
2 years ago
200 miles .... but where I was born and raised Pittsburgh is only about 75 miles
2 years ago
It's just we're going to my wife's family reunion on Labor Day in Moores Hill Indiana and we're staying in a motel there and leaving early Monday morning and was thinking of dropping on by. You up for that? I'll bring some guns!!!
2 years ago
Sure
2 years ago
give me your address at toolman169@outlook.com and give me your phone number and we'll see what happens.
2 years ago
Maybe we'll make a video.
2 years ago
I don't think you would like the video Dug wants to make with you ,toolman.
2 years ago
Done.... just not a porn
2 years ago
Don't worry, I can hadle it.
2 years ago
Hey KRUPUT, did I ever tell you that I'm quarter Irish?
2 years ago
I think you mentioned it to me before, back around Paddy's day.
2 years ago
So you know I'm good.
2 years ago
Never doubted ya, toolman.
2 years ago
Don't forget the damn spoon
2 years ago
it might be a lie
2 years ago
This guy has fucked himself. Theres not another thing he could have done that would have destroyed him worse.
2 years ago
He could have been caught on camera saying "fuck subway"
2 years ago
he could have given himself ebola
2 years ago
Maybe fooled around with Bob's Big Boy?
2 years ago
Big Boy restaurants kicked ass. Especially for breakfast.
2 years ago
Every time I looked at the Big Boy, I always wondered is that's where Reagan got the idea for his hairdo.
2 years ago
I thought yak was Ebola?
2 years ago
This dumb motherfucker had it made and fucked it all up over kiddie pics. What an asshole.

I need to gain about 150 lbs and then lose it by slamming some sandwiches.....shit.
2 years ago
The secret to his success was that he ate mostly veggie subs witout cheese.
2 years ago
Ya, and I don't think it included the meatball ones.
2 years ago
That's their best sandwich, imo.
2 years ago
I hope his dumb ass has to do jail time. Just so he can hammer down some bologna sandwiches and grape drink.
2 years ago
Toasted meatball on honey oat with provolone and olives. Bam!
2 years ago
I like it with pepperoni and provolone on Italian, mice elf. They have Fuze half & half (half sweet tea half lemonade) now too.
2 years ago
They'll send jared to some low security facility. He'll probably have to register as a sex offender, too.
2 years ago
This guy is an asshole. I hope he gets at least medium security, just for the shitty food.
2 years ago
Didn't Jared have a kids organization with some other dude busted for the same thing?
2 years ago
Yeah, I think the other dude is where he got the cp from.
2 years ago
Italian BMT on honey oat. Om nom nom
2 years ago
he should be sentenced to house arrest at some shithole subway..and should be forced to choke down those fuckin fake "fresh" sandwiches until his big fat head explodes
2 years ago
i mean look at that bozo...he looks like a class a kindercuddler in that photo
2 years ago
I thought it was the manager or whoever he was that led a charity organization that Jared was apart of that got busted for kiddie porn? From what I read, Jared wasn't involved and was just being investigated due to his professional relationship with the actual pedophile.
2 years ago
Probably doesn't matter. Public opinion will ruin his life regardless of what's true or not.
2 years ago
Well according to Fox news website, he is expected to plead guilty to possession of cp, ii was the former director of his foundation, was found to be producing the shit as well, they say he tried to top himself in prison, but was unsuccessful.
2 years ago
K, Faux news? Dude, you put enough drugs in your head already without their bullshit. But yeah, he's pleading guilty.
2 years ago
It looks like Jared is gonna do some federal time. This fuckin creep should get some quality San Quentin time if you ask me.
2 years ago
Plus he will only do a fuckin nickel?
2 years ago
Being a public figure I think he will be made an example of and get pretty much the max.
2 years ago
Meh, chick I went to high school with was married to a kiddie fiddler. He only got two years, but he's gotta do five years afterwards in a halfway house.
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/OS172KW.jpg
2 years ago
Being a public figure is why his (alleged) sentence is so short. Celebrities, even the shittiest ones get out of shit all the time. Welcome to the US.
2 years ago
We will see
2 years ago
stop copying and pasting shit from facebook
2 years ago
Money buys good lawyers, Dug. The guy probably took a deal.
2 years ago
cryax .... just pick the vegetables and mind your business
2 years ago
lol at lobos new buddy
2 years ago
Who the fuck cares
2 years ago
have it your way
2 years ago
Wrong restaurant.
2 years ago
Thats Burgr Kings jingle fries. How ignorant.
2 years ago
burger
2 years ago
He's going out the way he came in...

Trying to get into pants too small for him.
2 years ago
i heard this dude had a subway black card, he got subway whenever he wanted free of charge
2 years ago
I am sure he did but fucking 5 dollar shitty subway subs doesn't sound like the biggest perk I have ever heard of.
2 years ago
well its cool tho free food
2 years ago
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