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Stockings slut housewife like Toys

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by eokoeo

submitted August 2nd 2015

49 comments
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No.
2 years ago
An NSW might do here.
2 years ago
*NSWF
2 years ago
Leave the poor fucker alone, he actually brushed his teeth this morning, it took a lot out of him, so much so, he made a video about it.
2 years ago
I wonder what he brushed them with. Wait, I'd rather not know. He probably forgets which brush is for the toilet.
2 years ago
Huehuehue so funny
2 years ago
JAJAJAJA! I KNOW!
2 years ago
I wonder did his wife kick him out of the house or something, he seems to be living in a bed sit. I fell bad for the poor old cunt.
2 years ago
Could be senior apartments or something.
2 years ago
It looks fairly shiity wherever it is.
2 years ago
They usually are fairly shitty. You get what you pay for when it comes to apartment living.
2 years ago
True, but i thought the last time he made a video he was living in a house, maybe his wife kicked him out for having shit stained teeth.
2 years ago
I live in a nice house. My wife and I don't sleep together because I snore. Maybe one day I'll make a video with Lada. She was in the living room watching TV when I made the video. For your information I use creast toothpaste and brush twice a day. I use a new brush after one month.
2 years ago
Well you should tell her to get up off her hole, and give the pad a tidy up every now and again. Also starting to brush twice, doesn't make up for 75 years of neglect.
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
*chides some shit jap porn fan about not including the NSFW tag
*missuses the NSFW tag for shit like killings and whatnot

i hope you choke on your toffifay you fucking rube
2 years ago
eokoeo we have enough porn here already. We need guts, gore, funny stuff, ugly naked people, cute pets etc.
2 years ago
We need you to die
2 years ago
Hey Squifuckley. What exactly makes you the authority on what's needed here? You are the same gimp that posted a scarface theme song here that was meant to be gore.
2 years ago
I don't know why, but that just made e laugh hysterically, Captain.
2 years ago
lol i love it when james rages calls people names
2 years ago
I want to drive a truck into his mouth.
2 years ago
hey jimmy...kraut bird wants you to make a bathtub video.
dont forget the sign
2 years ago
and the spoon
2 years ago
I demand to know what javhuge is, you fucking illiterate dik.
2 years ago
Oh, you'd love it, Kirk. It's all Jap porn.
2 years ago
This motherfucker won't reply to my repeated questions.
2 years ago
Angry cunt tonight aren't you James, you letting the Irish come out again?
2 years ago
I'm more Irish than anything else, Patty.
2 years ago
Good man, now lets finish this whisky, and hit the streets looking for a fight.
2 years ago
My last name is German though.
2 years ago
I haven't done any fist fighting in a long time....
2 years ago
Yes i always suspected TKirk was German.
2 years ago
Would it surprise any of you to know I'm muchoing and grilling at the same time? Skills.
2 years ago
Well im muchoing, smoking and drinking at the same time, you have to multi task. I almost got in a punch up last weekend, my mate died of cancer, and some stupid cunt said something smart to me at the bar, i broke a bottle and made a lunge for him, but 2 bouncers tackled me to the floor, dirty cunts.
2 years ago
It's like the biography of Oliver Reed lmao
2 years ago
Haha, i didn't think i did anything that bad, but if the bouncers didn't rush me, i would most likely be locked up now.
2 years ago
"Give us a kiss, big tits!"
2 years ago
Give me a kiss, and i'll tell you who the queer is.
2 years ago
How you keeping anyway, Mako?
2 years ago
Pretty good. Haven't had a drink in a couple weeks, myself.
2 years ago
Nice 1, my friend died last Friday, so ive been drinking and snorting since, i feel like shit now, and the come down is going to be fucked up.
2 years ago
when you said "some stupid cunt said something smart" i thought you were talking about some twat
2 years ago
James T McKirk...filthy mic degenerate
i know if this were 1912 and i owned a bar,id put a sign on the door that said "no potato niggers allowed"
2 years ago
imho kirks last name sounds way more french than german.

yes offense.
2 years ago
thats a terrible thing to say stevie
2 years ago
it is kinda true though
2 years ago
and it's only a couple letters away from the french word for 'pig'
2 years ago
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