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somebody must be feeling legless

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by fries-please

submitted July 28th 2015

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somebody must be feeling legless
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*Fries' scooter accident this morning
2 years ago
That's what happens from driving on the wrong side of the road....
2 years ago
right side....
2 years ago
also I don't wear 'trainer' socks
2 years ago
*seat belts
2 years ago
wtf are trainer socks?
2 years ago
socks that don't quite reach the ankle
2 years ago
do they call them something else in germany
2 years ago
in german we either call em 'ankle socks' or 'footlings'

(translated of course)
2 years ago
footlings... lol
2 years ago
They're called ankle socks in the U.S. and Canada, too. Fries just made the word up because he's a drunk asshole.
2 years ago
oh, and 'sneaker socks' i suppose, so i shouldve been able to guess.

funnily enough, in german trainer means coach (the sports kind, not the motorized kind)
2 years ago
mittens are called fäustlinge (fistlings) so it only makes sense to call ankle socks füsslinge (footlings)
2 years ago
Ya know what we call ankle socks? Ankle socks.
2 years ago
also, which will come as a surprise to no one, i own and wear ankle socks. quite regularly in the summer time to be honest.
2 years ago
we have ankle socks just that theres 2 types... ones that end just below the ankle and ones the end just above. I didn't want to confuse people but it appears I already did....
2 years ago
seems it doesn't take much around
2 years ago
...here
2 years ago
i'm just glad theres no different made-up sounding british names for em. like, dunno, bleamers and bloinkers or something....

'oi mate, shoulda gone for some bloinkers to match those lacoste trainers'
2 years ago
We have over-the-calf socks, crew socks, and ankle socks.
2 years ago
the fuck are crew socks? is everybody out to confuse me tonight?
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/4Gzj75V.jpg
2 years ago
i never knew socks could be that complicated a topic.

in german we even have 2 different words 'socken' and 'strümpfe' but to this day i dont know the difference.
2 years ago
I'll eat the leg if nobody else wants it.
2 years ago
you want the penis for desserts ?
2 years ago
Nah, that's all you. I insist.
2 years ago
legless? is there a joke in there i'm not getting?
2 years ago
I don't expect you to get it
2 years ago
also 'fallen off' ? you retard...
2 years ago
move along
2 years ago
and once again you're no help at all. useless waste of space.
2 years ago
have this dv for your shitty attitude
2 years ago
its no funny if I need to explain the gag to you
2 years ago
it's no funny if your audience doesnt get it either
2 years ago
I don't care about downvbotes
2 years ago
downvotes even
2 years ago
so far you're the only one seagull
2 years ago
what do you care?
2 years ago
and i can mobilize some peeps if you dont mind.

oh wait.

you dont.
2 years ago
seagull-squading and alts is sad
2 years ago
It sure is. Luckily, there's no such squad, so you're safe.
2 years ago
i'm just glad the 'users online' filled up a lil
2 years ago
they just downvote cos the need the 'gag' explaining to them
2 years ago
hey mako, wanna join my squad? it's called the 'no fries squad' and doesn't do a goddamn thing and has no policies apart from fries not being allowed to join.
2 years ago
theres seagull-squad and Makos is its No2
2 years ago
even better.... i proclaim every single user in mucho history an honorary member..... apart from fries.
2 years ago
welcome to 'no fries squad' everyone!
2 years ago
arse
2 years ago
fuck this, imma go make a sangwich
2 years ago
Thanks anyway, Bird. Freelance is where it's at.
2 years ago
its no wonder I drink with you meanies on here
2 years ago
mako the only thing you freelance is your butt to the eskimos
2 years ago
What does that even mean?
2 years ago
you know full well what it means...
2 years ago
Well, that's no way to treat someone that upvoted your sub.
2 years ago
treat in what way ? you said you didn't understand....
2 years ago
I don't understand your statement about eskimos and my butt, fries-ly.
2 years ago
eskimos are arctic region dwellers
2 years ago
they're called inuit you racist fuck
2 years ago
butt is ass or posterior
2 years ago
Okay, I've never met Inuit and I don't live anywhere near them. You joke is therefore lame.
2 years ago
You should be used to that by now.
2 years ago
your face is ass or posterior
2 years ago
ruined everytime...
2 years ago
much like mako's ass
2 years ago
Someone's butthurt about his joke being ruined lol
2 years ago
Butthurt like General Cornwall
2 years ago
what joke?
2 years ago
The one he was trying to make about Inuit peoples.
2 years ago
oh .. haha seagull
2 years ago
there, we made your shitty shitty shit sub most discussed.... now cheer up sourpuss.
2 years ago
That was his hope all along. He just has a a weird way of going about things.
2 years ago
A.A. lol...fries should look into that
2 years ago
Automobile Association
2 years ago
http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk/
2 years ago
but alcohol is fun
2 years ago
Just letting ya know that help is there, foofie. Just remember that someone cares. Not me, but I'm sure somebody does.
2 years ago
A.A. is crap. i'm not opposec to self-helf groups in general, but both alcoholics and narcotics anonymous are utter bullshit. the twelve steps, the sponsor bullshit and most of all the really bad coffee....

don't even remember what kinda chip i got the only time i went there... musta been 60 or 90 days.... used it as a bottle opener til it broke.
2 years ago
He doesn't have many options, but you're welcome for the opportunity to rant.
2 years ago
(it was NA, during rehab, one of the only activities you got to leyve the clinic premises for that's why i even went in the first place, and in germany the chips are plastic tokens on a keychain which makes em perfect bottle openers... til they break)
2 years ago
LOOK FRIES!

YOU GOTS DAT SQUIDDLY DIDDLY UPVOTE!
2 years ago
fucking fries-squad
2 years ago
yay
2 years ago
It's a shame that fries has to alt to get upvotes.
2 years ago
anyhoo, birdie be beddy bye....

laters, flaggots
2 years ago
me too
2 years ago
Time for mako to think I'm a 'seagull' alt...
2 years ago
Nah, you're not smart enough for that.
2 years ago
And yet you seem dumb enough to think I alt to upvote
2 years ago
And you think the same of seagull and I.
2 years ago
I changed that.. I now just see you as seagull-squad
2 years ago
Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...

Andrew Clark: ...and an athlete...

Allison Reynolds: ...and a basket case...

Claire Standish: ...a princess...

John Bender: ...and a criminal...

Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.
2 years ago
Andrew Clark!!! Front and center.....
2 years ago
3 in most discussed ?
2 years ago
wtf ?
2 years ago
yay
2 years ago
I'm going to go with, I'll bet that hurt.

* toolman961 is drinking home made whiskey again *
2 years ago
This is dumb like British people.
2 years ago
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