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Fries' new Ride!!

tinksi has a Harley, fries-please has this dreamboat of a ride!

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by Steven_Seagull

submitted July 19th 2015

25 comments
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Fries' new Ride!!
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What, no front wheel?
2 years ago
say that again
2 years ago
It's a stationary moped, you'd exercise all day
2 years ago
The Joy Ride Fucking Machine Specs and Benefits:
Total of 4 exciting dildos for endless pleasure combinations! Two traditionally shaped realistic cock dildos, and two rabbit-style dildos with additional clitoral stimulators!
Size: Squirting realistic cock: 6" long, 1.5" wide, Squirting nubbed rabbit: 5.5" long, 1.5" wide, realistic cock dildo: 7" long, 1.75" wide, Purple stimulator with base: 4" long, 1.25" wide with additional bullet housing with raised 1.5" stimulator
Vibrating bullet set in the seat for additional stimulation as you ride
Easy to use controls located on the handles allow you to 'rev' the machine for more speed, and control the angle of penetration
Rotating dong and vibrating bullet are controlled by a wireless remote
Working turn signals and brake lights
Exciting ejaculation feature
Note that the Joy Ride is a fully functional vehicle

http://www.extremerestraints.com/fucking-machines_48/the-joy-ride-fucking-machine_5563.html
2 years ago
(ugly porn blonde not included)
2 years ago
All that and no front wheel!!!
2 years ago
I'm just eye-balling it, but there's no way that thing is only 7"
2 years ago
Which is exactly what every one of your guys' moms said
2 years ago
mmhmm
2 years ago
That thing is defo a 9er
2 years ago
looks fun
2 years ago
of course it looks fun to you, pole-sitter
2 years ago
Fries would def enjoy this bike. Riding through town with a smile on his face and a dildo up his ass.
2 years ago
£1600 ?? a proper scooter would be cheaper
2 years ago
Yeah, you stick to real scooters and real dicks
2 years ago
honk honk!!
2 years ago
parp
2 years ago
I want to see a promotional video
2 years ago
*gay snuff
2 years ago
ride this thing too much and you'll end up walking like this

http://muchosucko.com/69120/scooter_butt
2 years ago
lol @ the way he runs away.
2 years ago
All that to please a woman, all a man needs is a blowjob.
2 years ago
^knows how to please his man
2 years ago
Learned from the best! Thanks Fries for all the lessons. You are still the master though.
2 years ago
All aboard.
2 years ago
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