points: -10

coy lady

NSFW

are you ready

sexy

by fries-please

submitted July 18th 2015

201 comments
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coy lady
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comments (201)
cool sub
2 years ago
no
2 years ago
Steven prefers the cock
2 years ago
i'd prefer you fucking off
2 years ago
whammy
2 years ago
* fries-please sits back and waits for the upvotes *
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost upvotes just for that *
2 years ago
0 points LMAO
2 years ago
-3
2 years ago
He better man the bilge pump.
2 years ago
you'd like to man my bilge pump
2 years ago
Nah, I'd just let your boat sink. -6 points lol
2 years ago
That sounds.....even dirtier
2 years ago
How long does it usually take for a video to upload?
2 years ago
Indefinitely
2 years ago
fuck you maggy
2 years ago
kinda looks like (young) Kelly Mcgillis
2 years ago
not the later lesbian version
2 years ago
No. No it doesn't.
2 years ago
How did she get dressed so fast?
2 years ago
are you stupid ?
2 years ago
I was just asking a question. You leave me no choice but to downvote now.
2 years ago
You're pivoted would be appreciated
2 years ago
Upvote
2 years ago
Apologize for this and Neville Chamberlain and I'll think about it.
2 years ago
Oh, and Spice World.
2 years ago
I will apologize for Spice World but nothing else
2 years ago
spice world was the tits!
2 years ago
I'd bang Mel C like a screen door in a derecho.
2 years ago
Geri for me <3
2 years ago
i liked victoria back then, before she became that football mongo's whore.
2 years ago
I liked her better after she became a whore.
2 years ago
Victoria back then, Mel B now
2 years ago
i'm just surprised fries didn't say emma, considering that she looks like a less fat hockeybritt
2 years ago
I really really really wanna zig a zig ahh

2 years ago
Timeless
2 years ago
She had just enough cushion for the pushin' when she was still playing hockey. She did push max density when she got engaged though.
2 years ago
she always looked like a barrel of blubber
2 years ago
Stevie likes 'em rail thin
2 years ago
yeah I would defo do Baby Spice
2 years ago
Yeah, you like em stick-thin, bird.
2 years ago
She had a cute face from very specific angles but that bitch was chunky
2 years ago
Hey Honey badger ifthatisyourrealname....

I'm a restaurant manager.
2 years ago
noitsnotmyrealnameokaybutleaveitaloneokaythanks
2 years ago
no, i don't even have a type really, i'm just a sucker for cute faces.
2 years ago
I think I know who it is mice elf
2 years ago
I love a woman shaped like an hourglass.
2 years ago
A friend of the Sioux, MF.
2 years ago
I like my women shaped a little more modern. Like a timex.
2 years ago
and hocky-britt had a very cute face
2 years ago
Her face was barely okay
2 years ago
Now that's funny
2 years ago
britt had a face like a skin colored smurf mask
2 years ago
I just looked again. Definitely Mid-West soccer mom face
2 years ago
yeah right Homo_Badger
2 years ago
*soccer ball
2 years ago
I am not a friend of the Sioux.
2 years ago
WTF Fries, We're on the same squad fuckface.
2 years ago
Well, not when the drunk ones wash up on your driveway...
2 years ago
I'm not Possum.
2 years ago
You niggas are fucking retarded
2 years ago
Right, you're "Honey_Badger."
2 years ago
Of course not. You're honey badger.
2 years ago
Why do we keep thinking exactly alike mako??
2 years ago
Idk dude, it's gettin weird lol
2 years ago
sugresh is that you?
2 years ago
People always get so defensive when you call them out for being an alt. I wonder if you guys will ever guess my alt....
2 years ago
I don't know that name, but they sound devilishly handsome
2 years ago
we should ALL make up new alts, then go around blindly guessing our former accounts, like a mucho venetian carnival

only more retarded
2 years ago
I'm not calling you "Honey" unless you're a woman.
2 years ago
Okay, Sugar
2 years ago
A venetian carnival?? Seriously??
2 years ago
yeah with the masks and shit and you dunno who hides behind em
2 years ago
Eyes Wide Shut
2 years ago
Sounds more like a fuckin Kubrick movie.
2 years ago
GOD DAMN IT.
2 years ago
where do you think good old stanley got that idea from?
2 years ago
The inside of his brain.
2 years ago
Don't you want to go where the rainbow ends?
2 years ago
hardly, since EWS is largely based on Schnitzler's "Traumnovelle"

great book btw
2 years ago
Oh here we go, now we have to hear about how it was based on some faggot's book, and how shitty of a movie it was...
2 years ago
i liked the movie
2 years ago
There's a first.
2 years ago
And it was a novella, so there.
2 years ago
* MetalFace doesn't have a high enough reading level for this conversation *
2 years ago
A novella is a written, fictional, prose narrative normally longer than a short story but shorter than a novel.
2 years ago
Yeah. I, uh.... nvm
2 years ago
they do get published in book form though. although i read this one in an e-book anthology on my nintendo.
2 years ago
hipster faggot
2 years ago
* Steven_Seagull adjusts trilby *
2 years ago
Must be going to a horse race.
2 years ago
haven't been to the track in almost 3 yrs
2 years ago
Then lose the limey hat.
2 years ago
I think he's talking about heroin
2 years ago
Oh. Yeah.
2 years ago
nono, i went to the racetrack summer of '12 to celebrate one year of sobriety. cuz what better way to celebrate victory over addiction that trying out the next shit that can get you hooked?
2 years ago
*than
2 years ago
That's why I take everything in moderation. Including moderation.
2 years ago
3meta5me
2 years ago
Not so bad. Not so good either but nonetheless I upvoted. Keep up the mediocre work.
2 years ago
Your trolling has become.....tolerable
2 years ago
trollerable?
2 years ago
Indeed
2 years ago
made up words
2 years ago
They're ALL made up
2 years ago
mind BLOWN
2 years ago
Actually I was hoping she would blow the match out agin and the next time be stark bucko naked.
2 years ago
but she still had another hand.
2 years ago
adele?
2 years ago
I met a woman in the woods today walking my dog and she followed me everywhere I went. I should have came straight home.
2 years ago
Why was this woman walking your dog ?
2 years ago
No the question is, why was toolman walking this woman
2 years ago
Life's funny sometimes.

* toolman961 still has his morals and is still true to his wife *
2 years ago
that is audrey tautou you dumb idiot. you sub shit and tag like a clown.

go fuck yourself.
2 years ago
Fries doesn't watch a lot of anime
2 years ago
You're a cunt
2 years ago
Fuck you whunu
2 years ago
stevie I don't give a fuck who it is.. I subbed it on the basis of it being quality and a good entertaining gif
2 years ago
And yet it's shit
2 years ago
you're shit
2 years ago
no wait... you're 'a' shit
2 years ago
there...
2 years ago
Aww, foofie got his wittle feewings hurt!
2 years ago
LOOK AT ALL THOSE UPVOTES!
2 years ago
yeah... fucking seagull_squad
2 years ago
Not his fault that you fail on a daily basis. Maybe you should stop subbing.
2 years ago
bollocks .. I only sub on a minimal basis anyway
2 years ago
Fuckin moron, you even logged in as your alt for one measly upvote lmao
2 years ago
you know i'd much rather have a pop at other peoples subs.
2 years ago
Yup, just keep making excuses.
2 years ago
my alt-vote was just trying to give this sub the votes it deserves
2 years ago
And it still FAILED.
2 years ago
it wasn't failing until seagull made that comment and all you squad-fags downvoted accordingly
2 years ago
You should change your name to fails-please. And I vote based on content, not what other people think. That's something a British drunk would do.
2 years ago
well not this Brit.. I only vote based on my profile score
2 years ago
another 100 downvotes to go
2 years ago
As usual, you don't grasp the concept of Mucho. Stick to Pringles and shitty vodka.
2 years ago
I get the concept of squads and voting based on what the squad leader thinks of a sub.
2 years ago
There is no squad on Mucho.
2 years ago
i dont have a squad i have a team. it's called team tautology team and i'm the only member. claude was an honorary member at some point but i don't think he's to keen on membership these days.
2 years ago
also, this shit just sucks, deal with it, tea-negro
2 years ago
yeah so you already said
2 years ago
I think you already made it clear to your squad which way you want the voting to go on this one
2 years ago
i'm flattered but you highly over-estimate my station.
2 years ago
The butthurt is strong with you, fries. I've never seen you cry this much!
2 years ago
also, have you been up all night?
2 years ago
Fries, I'll be on your team
2 years ago
No, I slept for like two hours. Got woken up by a pretty strong thunderstorm just before sunrise.
2 years ago
i meant fries but damn son, you need to sleep more
2 years ago
I'll crash in a couple hours. We're under a heat advisory this afternoon anyways.
2 years ago
Mako is defo squad , he's like Seagulls 'Himmler'
2 years ago
The fuck is a 'Himmler?' Must be a brand of scooter.
2 years ago
you're seagull lickspittle
2 years ago
Stop talking gibberish, faggot.
2 years ago
is it really that hard to accept that several people agree that this shit is shit?
2 years ago
This is a quality post.

Far above anything you've ever posted
2 years ago
orange has +26 points
2 years ago
this was in + upvotes this morning when I logged in....
2 years ago
Just hang in there little buddy, they're on the way! http://i.imgur.com/6rhQgnZ.png
2 years ago
Wamburger and french cries-please
2 years ago
Fries, what are we going to name our squad?
2 years ago
idiots inc. ?
2 years ago
masturbation nation ?
2 years ago
F.A.P.S 2
2 years ago
N.W.A.

niggers with autism
2 years ago
F.A.P.S? Fargo Animal Protection Services?
2 years ago
N.W.A.

It's perfect
2 years ago
Fries Appreciation of Penis Society was the original, I think.
2 years ago
No, I don't want to change the name when Fries gets kicked out
2 years ago
That made me think of the armored cars in Vice City...Gruppe-Sechs
2 years ago
Where is the spammy fuck
2 years ago
googling for recipes on how to mix vodka with vodka i guess
2 years ago
well your not in a squad with downvotes...
2 years ago
Fries, we all in together now

Blood In Blood Out
2 years ago
*YOU'RE
2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc4Fuqf4ROU
2 years ago
They can't fuck with Method Man, and definitely should run from The Ghost Face Killer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcjRWGGTj7Y
2 years ago
I have to admit that one wasn't too good
2 years ago
7 months down the line you'll say the same about this one
2 years ago
no I stand by this one
2 years ago
give it some time
2 years ago
You fucking suck at posting fries you dumb wanker faggot.
2 years ago
oh here we go ... fucking postingretard has an opinion on this
2 years ago
I hope you choke on a crumpet you limey prick. I hope the bottom of your tea cup breaks and hot tea spills in your lap and burns your baby penis.
2 years ago
LOL

Oh bollocks I've spilt tea on me knickers!
2 years ago
you don't win friends with downvotes
2 years ago
Nobody wants to be your friend except the former marsupial lol
2 years ago
* Steven_Seagull clicks 'i sub got shit' tag, laughs *
2 years ago
*good

ruined
2 years ago
and yet it still got a 'like'
2 years ago
a double like... what a fag
2 years ago
Says the limey fag that alts to upvote his own posts and likes his own comments.
2 years ago
well somebodys gotta do it
2 years ago
Yeah, nobody else will.
2 years ago
I know...
2 years ago
Great sub 🍟
2 years ago
cut the crap fries
2 years ago
It wasn't really crap
2 years ago
I went out to get Chinese and I was useing my smart phone and its set to that profile
2 years ago
recover password
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