points: 10

Spoon

Late night pizza order proof for Kurupt & Mako....

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by NixonsGhost

submitted July 18th 2015

251 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Spoon
tagged:
comments (251)
Looks like dominoes cattle feed.
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost looses appetite *
2 years ago
Where I'm from, it's the Greeks that make the best delivery pizza.
2 years ago
The Greeks do make some good NY style pizza.
2 years ago
I don't know what ny style is but they know how to use cheese.
2 years ago
It's a type of pizza. You got NY style, Chicago style, Neapolitan, Sicilian, etc...
2 years ago
Chicago? That shit ain't considered pizza.

It's good but it ain't pizza
2 years ago
Also, half the pizza places in Chicago are run by hispanics
2 years ago
Also, why the fuck do so many people mix up loose and lose?

What the fuck is going on?
2 years ago
Nixon, you fucking looser
2 years ago
The more you talk the more you look like an asshole....

though I agree with you about loose and lose.....they're fucking retards.
2 years ago
Yes, there retards

: )
2 years ago
I hope that's sarcasm or facetiousness
2 years ago
Yeah, this avi is better then yours
2 years ago
obviously the honey badger tops all.....

still though, stop being a douche
2 years ago
You're avi is corny ass fuck
2 years ago
are you just fucking with me?
2 years ago
Dude I'm a fifth down.....don't do this.
2 years ago
Why you trying to fuck with are relationship? I thought we where cool
2 years ago
I go back and forth. Don't test me.
2 years ago
Test? No. Only detest.
2 years ago
You're trying too hard.

I gotta piss.
2 years ago
I'm not trying at all. This is pushing zero.
2 years ago
I can't pee either.
2 years ago
Someone wreck your prostate?
2 years ago
I guess...
2 years ago
When was the last time you got laid?
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzY0-I4Gq5w
2 years ago
Please don't do that
2 years ago
It's been 10 years since I got laid.

I'm okay with that. No reason to get herpes.
2 years ago
Nah I'ma do that.
2 years ago
Seriously, when was the last time you got laid?

What did she look like? How was it? How did it go down? Your moves?
2 years ago
Break it down
2 years ago
this is gonna piss everyone off........
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWci9hcWL18
2 years ago
I thought we could convo. I guess I was wrong
2 years ago
Yeah, you were.
2 years ago
Well, I guessed right
2 years ago
Don't turn your back on alcohol
2 years ago
Now, I'm gonna have to turn my back on you

-Paulie
2 years ago
I fully expect everyone to attack me in like 10 minutes so bail.....or join in......whatever.
2 years ago
You motherfucking mutt
2 years ago
Chickenshit motherfucker
2 years ago
i had to pee....
2 years ago
Doesn't make me soft. The only soft people around here are the dipshits that think they're "hard".
2 years ago
Your softer then baby shit
2 years ago
Acting like you are hard......so metal
2 years ago
wanna fight?
2 years ago
Acting like an alcoholic....so cool
2 years ago
lets fight.
2 years ago
No, it would just turn into you trying to suck my penis
2 years ago
If there's any dick sucking going on here I think you started it.
2 years ago
I'm just being nice. But whatever, scratch that.
2 years ago
I never started you sucking my dick
2 years ago
I would wrap my dick around your neck and start you like a lawnmower
2 years ago
No reason to overcompensate. You can fuck off now.
2 years ago
hey look it's raining! rain is good.
2 years ago
Your Mascara runs every time I jab your tonsils
2 years ago
Purple rain
2 years ago
you try too hard
2 years ago
You're embarrassing all of us.
2 years ago
It's a tryhardathon
2 years ago
Can't embarrass you, you're rock bottom
2 years ago
Ain't that the truth.....
2 years ago
If you killed yerself, how would you do it?
2 years ago
I would try to smother myself with as many boobs as possible.
2 years ago
I'd do it where no one would find my body....whether that be in the woods or in the sea. May I ask why you're still talking?
2 years ago
You try too hard and not enough at the same time
2 years ago
Hi Metalface
2 years ago
Metal, what do you do for a living?
2 years ago
Hi Zeke
2 years ago
no
2 years ago
Rat bastard
2 years ago
Stop drinking your mouthwash, get back on Mucho
2 years ago
Wipe your tears, put your hands back on the keyboard, you can do it.
2 years ago
I was just considering whether I should piss or not.....I was kind of zoned out. Honestly you should stop thinking about me.
2 years ago
Hard decisions. So what did you decide on?
2 years ago
in a minute
2 years ago
Just piss in the empty bottle

Fucking rookie
2 years ago
Or open the window
2 years ago
bottle's long gone
2 years ago
Pissing in the sink is always my primo choice
2 years ago
also, raining.
2 years ago
You should keep a jug next to your computer like a real Muchoer.
2 years ago
Bunch of jamtarts
2 years ago
Piss in beer bottles then knock them all over in a few hours
2 years ago
jamtart is the gayest shit like since forever

gayer than zeke
2 years ago
My fucking power goes out every night at the same time. I've been sitting here all night, my laptop hasn't gone off. Every clock is off. I think it's ghosts.
2 years ago
Dude I wouldn't fuck with Squatface. He will ruin your world.
2 years ago
Okay, Zeke is gayer
2 years ago
Better.
2 years ago
But seriously all my clocks stopped.
2 years ago
Zeke, I squat on your face and the hot Butterfinger slides out
2 years ago
Except for the battery one and my laptop
2 years ago
I know, try hard..
2 years ago
Do you really live in a trailer?
2 years ago
yesh
2 years ago
Single or double wide?
2 years ago
In a trailer park?
2 years ago
It's on land, has a basement, and an addition.
2 years ago
But so fucking what if I did live in a trailer in a park?
2 years ago
An addition? Like a shed? Playhouse?
2 years ago
I've lived in a trailer park. Relax you fucking heathen
2 years ago
Like I'm sitting in the addition right now typing

Don't know why that matters
2 years ago
I'm just trying to get to know you and picture you.

You can ask me questions too.

2 years ago
Does your inquiry have anything to do with the ghosts?

If not I don't care
2 years ago
But I don't think you care about me
2 years ago
You're right. I don't.
2 years ago
I'll just brag without being prompted. I'm a hundred-thousandaire
2 years ago
Cool. Where'd Squatface go?
2 years ago
To his minimum wage job
2 years ago
Putting you to shame
2 years ago
Squatface doesn't love me and I'm forever alone :(
2 years ago
I'm bullshitting. I'm 200k in the hole
2 years ago
I gotta clean this fucking dump......I made a hammock and dragged a bunch of leaves all through.
2 years ago
Whaaat?
2 years ago
Do they have street walkers where you live?
2 years ago
I stitched two curtains together cuz I'm a 90's kinda guy and mowed the shit out of some bushes so I can get naked whilst tanning and I dragged a bunch of shit in here.....

tmi, i know...
2 years ago
90's kinda guy?

Can you expound on this?
2 years ago
How much space between you and your neighbors?
2 years ago
Stop huffing air freshener. Answer some questions
2 years ago
Well, there's not much but on one side it's for sale but not really for sale.....idk why. No one can see me and in the bushes I have a window from 1-3 to get nakkie and tan my white ass.

About a 90's man....well, I can sew.
2 years ago
That 90's man sewing shit is nonsensical
2 years ago
The fact the house next door is unoccupied but no one ever goes there might explain the clocks.....all off at the same time every night.

I don't really care, I can get my dick out in the sun.
2 years ago
Tan that pale Vienna sausage
2 years ago
Yeah, pale ass people need to get their olive on.
2 years ago
And the clocks are weird as fuck. I got a battery one that's not a problem but everything else goes out every night.
2 years ago
Yeah, man. Clocks! Crazy shit!
2 years ago
This place seems clean though
2 years ago
Post a pic of your place
2 years ago
As in.....no bad shit going on. I am right by a graveyard and I fully believe in that shit......the clocks are unexplainable though.
2 years ago
Is there like posters and shit on the walls?
2 years ago
No. I have a celtic cross over my bedroom that got broken by amazon or ups but other than that nothing on my walls.
2 years ago
Holes where you punched the drywall?
2 years ago
Nope. Who are you?
2 years ago
Me? I'm Major Tom
2 years ago
Sure.....
2 years ago
I'm just a young man with a few years left to live
2 years ago
Reinvent yourself. Life doesn't end.
2 years ago
I'm dying.

And handicapable
2 years ago
Life ends when you die
2 years ago
If that's true (can't really believe anyone here) that's not true. I do believe everyone lives many lives. May be 90 or so years in linear time but you'll be born again.....granted the earth isn't a desert by then....
2 years ago
No, when you die you're dead.
2 years ago
You wouldn't even grant a man his dying wish
2 years ago
You're welcome to think what you want, but I'm pretty convinced that energy doesn't cease to exist. I know most people here will call me stupid and say I believe in Santa and shit......I don't know what God is.....you're not going to cease to exist. At least, I firmly don't believe that. I've seen it.
2 years ago
It depends on the man.....
2 years ago
That's not you though. That's just recycling.
2 years ago
My dying wish is for you to blow me
2 years ago
Okay, it's just "recycling"......that's the purest form of "you" there is.
2 years ago
Alrighty, that's not going to happen.

I'm sorry I took the bait.
2 years ago
Not your conscience.
2 years ago
All my toenail clippings live on
2 years ago
Well now that's just silly.

Your life is uncosequential. However it's spelled.....

Your body's gonna die and rot, sure, but I do believe your spirit will move on. Where that is I guess is up to you.
2 years ago
Most come back because they haven't been taught a lesson or haven't been good enough. Maybe you're just a dickhead in this life because you need to see that side of things. I'd stop being a dickhead though, we're fucking up the earth.
2 years ago
Enough of your shallow hippy nonsense
2 years ago
You can find evidence of it.
2 years ago
And I'm just saying, based on what I believe, try to stop being such a dickhead.
2 years ago
Bro, you ever notice how an atom looks like a solar system????

Coincidence? I think not. It's like every atom is its own solar system.

2 years ago
Craaaazy stuff maaaan
2 years ago
Whatever you want to believe.
2 years ago
It's almost like the matter my body is composed of will continue to be after I die.
2 years ago
Or you ever read the Tibetan Book of the Dead? Maybe I'll just be straight up reincarnated.
2 years ago
Bruh!!!!
2 years ago
Obviously it's not that.

Though, if there's a higher power trying to sort us out I hope you get sent to the underworld.....whatever that is.
2 years ago
(I'm saying go to hell)
2 years ago
Nah, I'm going to Heaven if anything. Live in the clouds wearing Togas.
2 years ago
It's not like that.

That's a metaphor.
2 years ago
God doesn't like you. Look at your life right now. God hates you.
2 years ago
I understand that actually. God is pissed at me.
2 years ago
How the fuck would you know?

I'm going to paradise. You can be recycled into dirt. Fine by me
2 years ago
There is no god, idiot
2 years ago
Whatever you want to think.
2 years ago
#Truth
2 years ago
#Facts
2 years ago
Try dying some time....try seeing shit that doesn't belong.....

Whether it's a glitch in the matrix there's something beyond.
2 years ago
And it keeps cycling.
2 years ago
Whaaaat? Too deep for me
2 years ago
Okay, that's fine. Stop being a complete fucking faggot, it will be good for you in the long run.

I gotta piss again....
2 years ago
I'm going to Valhalla, you're not.
2 years ago
What do you do? Why does it take ten minutes to piss?
2 years ago
I drink too much, so my kidneys are shot.


I'ma fast that away.

Also, my leg itches.
2 years ago
You don't drink that much. You're just a poser
2 years ago
ok.
2 years ago
Like an emo bootleg Bukowski
2 years ago
I'd rather that.
2 years ago
Reason there's a link IN MY FUCKING NAME
2 years ago
Like Bukowski minus the alcohol and women and anything interesting
2 years ago
Ok.
2 years ago
Hey, it's the truth
2 years ago
ok.
2 years ago
I want my apology for this trainwreck by Monday.

Don't drag your feet
2 years ago
ok.
2 years ago
Or do you only kowtow to the women?
2 years ago
I kowtow to the women.
2 years ago
Who did this to you? How did it get to this point? How are you fucked up like this?
2 years ago
There's a lot of shit that's fucking wrong with me but I believe what you're speaking about is the only thing that's right.
2 years ago
Why do you always speak to me like I'm a piece of shit?

I don't want to talk with you anymore. You only make me feel bad about myself.
2 years ago
Ok.
2 years ago
I'll leave you with this. I hope you overcome your own problems and stop building yourself up by tearing others down. I truly care for you and hope you all the best. I will keep you in my prayers.
2 years ago
Ok.
2 years ago
I love you and I will always be here for you whether you realize it or not.
2 years ago
Thing is.....if you say you "truly care for me" I'ma hazard a guess that you know me. Like, I've talked to you about this site and you lurked until you saw me.
2 years ago
I'ma say Katy....
2 years ago
Tell me I'm wrong
2 years ago
Wait a minute....
2 years ago
Last seen 2 seconds ago, so I know you're getting this
2 years ago
I'm going to bed. You're not katy...
2 years ago
well well well

look at what the cat puked up
2 years ago
honey badger is none other than snitchgull in case your booze soaked brain dint know
2 years ago
seriously wtf.... seagull wishes for zeke's return and he does and proceeds to spam the shit out of the site...
2 years ago
After "10 years since I got laid" I did it feel like reading another word
2 years ago
Didnt*
2 years ago
yes, i'm hOney badger

also i'm honey booboo
2 years ago
also, this thread makes me happy on so many lvls
2 years ago
makes you wet ?
2 years ago
*moist
2 years ago
that's the one
2 years ago
still hot
2 years ago
Baby Baby Baby oooooooo
2 years ago
I know that's hard for you to fathom, lobos.....
2 years ago
I mean, after 50 or so you kind of lose count, right?
2 years ago
(I've never felt so alone, and I've never felt so alive.)
2 years ago
Kick yourself instead of coming here asking to be abused
2 years ago
nice pic..what is that,1.2 mp?
2 years ago
1.3 maybe
2 years ago
Wanna play knifey spoony?
2 years ago
Why the fuck are you eating pizza with a spoon?
2 years ago
filthy casual.

that's a proof spoon.
2 years ago
get back the the gym u deformed oaf
2 years ago
'oven-baked magic' is what i call my farts
2 years ago
Do you eat a lot of Jewish Rye?
2 years ago
Proof that you ordered a pizza?
2 years ago
also that he owns a spoon
2 years ago
And order a real pie next time. God damn
2 years ago
You're a real douchebag, aren't you?
2 years ago
I'll wait for you to come up with something to say....
2 years ago
Well, this is inticlimatic
2 years ago
or anti...
2 years ago
I've drank my fifth. I'm fine now.
2 years ago
And?
2 years ago
Nothing, it's lame.... i know....
2 years ago
its no knife
2 years ago
You could at least put your penis on the cheese
2 years ago
Touche....
2 years ago
Well, it's not too late...I mean, you do have pizza left...
2 years ago
Better to do it with the BK delivery....
2 years ago
They don't call it the whopper for nothing...
2 years ago
At least the food that you'd be wasting is crappy food. If you put your cash & prizes on a foie gras or a side of Wagyu beef, that would just be wrong.
2 years ago
It's not a good idea to drink three cups of Gevalia at one in the morning, btw.
2 years ago
Now I'm ready for a Pizza challenge.
2 years ago
the spoon is supposed to go up yer ass idiot

try again
2 years ago
recover password
most discussed