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Aberrant 2

Another off kilter vid

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by -RED-

submitted July 17th 2015

165 comments
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No watermark fail this time
2 years ago
Good one.
2 years ago
Ha! A congratulatory comment from the biggest watermark failer. That pretty ironic
2 years ago
i don't give a shit. where is your spoon and face pic, asshole?
2 years ago
You're awfully demanding Kraut!
I don't exist for you.
I'll post my shit in due time,before I spread my face all over this site I'm looking at assholes like you and judging wether I should or not.
Based on you.....I say fuck you,you will wait until I choose to grace you with my pic if you're lucky.
I will do so at my will,not your bidding.
2 years ago
did i ask for a shitty novel? no, i asked for a pic, so get to it.
2 years ago
Man you're full of youself
2 years ago
This Red guy is an annoying fucking cunt, isn't he?
2 years ago
Yourself
2 years ago
My wife's from Aingring and she's got you beat by a mile
2 years ago
She says stupid know it all fucks like you have existed since the walls came down.
She claims you need to stay Hi-Duetchsland as people like you think their shit doesn't stink!
2 years ago
is she telling you what to type right now
2 years ago
Actually yes she did...she wanted bird shit to know his place
2 years ago
wow, so between the both of you it is not possible to get a coherent comment.... did you meet on a special needs dating site?
2 years ago
And fries please shut the fuck up you crooked tooth Bastard your Brit ass knows nothing about Duetchsland.
2 years ago
and i'd be very insulted if my partner could spell neither my hometown or country correctly. but i guess she's the settler in your relationship.
2 years ago
tell your Aryan man-wife to get her own mucho profile
2 years ago
Actually no Steven it was Lava Life 12 years ago
2 years ago
That's me Steven not her
2 years ago
So my bad
2 years ago
Not hers
2 years ago
seriously, half the time i have no idea wtf you are trying to say.
2 years ago
I have absolute respect for Gernany
2 years ago
i feel like anne sullivan......


"water, red, water..... can you say water?"
2 years ago
IDK either I have imbibed quite a bit....but I know I love Germany because she does
2 years ago
I've been there in that small town just west of Austria....beautiful next to the Alps
2 years ago
Fine...now that I've something nice to say nothing from you
2 years ago
meh. germany is okay i guess. but so is england, spain, sweden, france. patriotism or chauvinism or 'loving a country' is idiotic.
choosing one western capitalist country over another is like preferring a type of potato chips: 95% of the ingredients are the same but the other 5% trick you into thinking you get something entirely different.
2 years ago
True that....true that....
2 years ago
and i don't give a shit if you like a fucking backwoods bavarian hick village you can't even spell the name of.
2 years ago
You're an ass.
That backwoods village as you call it is the last true Duetchsland.
So eat me,I tried to be nice to you bird FUCK!
This place has more history then Berlin besides genocide.
2 years ago
True German heritage you stupid fuck
2 years ago
Done with you...tired of your spitting accent
2 years ago
a) it's called Ainring

b) it's Deutschland

c) fuck bavaria, it's the texas of germany, nothing but rich racist assholes with an undeserved pride in themselves

d) heritage can suck my ass

e) as can your dirndl-whore wife
2 years ago
I'll accept your very poor definition of the better off German people then you sad fat ass.
And I'll give you a pass on your insult to my wife.
With one stipulation...if I ever see you ( which will be never) I will take my firearm and blow your ugly fat upper German head off your shoulders before you could beg me not to.
I know this the Internet....but had you said that to me face to face you would be shot or I would have repeatedly beat your head into whatever hard surface was there until you blacked out.
2 years ago
f) PIC WITH SPOON!
2 years ago
That's all I have to say to your worthless German ass.
You are a disgrace to Germany
2 years ago
i am from Baden-W├╝rttemberg, we're just as rich, well-educated and blessed with a beautiful countryside than the bavarians next to us, but we're not as annoyingly full of ourselves.
i am neither sad nor fat.and if i ever met you in real life i'd treat you to a beer, because unlike you i know the difference between being an ass on a website and being a human being IRL.

that being said, i am pretty sure your wife is a disgusting slug that explodes out of her dirndl but gets lovingly labelled 'robust and lovable' by people that are afraid she will eat them one day.
2 years ago
i'm not saying your wife is fat, but when she orders a vienna style schnitzel, she expects a breaded and fried city.
2 years ago
i'm not saying your wife is fat but after the New Horizons pic people are petitioning to give her back her planet status.
2 years ago
i'm not saying saying your wife is fat but she bought 'super-size me' on dvd cuz she thought that would be a good dieting plan.
2 years ago
i'm not saying your wife is fat but when you guys go mattress shopping you go for the 'kingdom-size'
2 years ago
i'm not saying your wife is fat but she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.
2 years ago
The thing is, you wouldn't want to face yourself in the morning
2 years ago
i'm not saying your wife is fat but last time she went to the beach two dudes in a giant battle robot showed up to protect humanity.
2 years ago
i'm not saying your wife is fat but she could actually rim the pacific.
2 years ago
ZEEEEEKEEEEEEE!!
2 years ago
how's changing your life coming along?

you fasting yet? is tonight the one night of drinking you allowed yourself since yesterday? please tell me EVERYTHING!
2 years ago
and i wouldn't mind some random adele lyrics either!
2 years ago
I don't know where my flip flops are........but i still wonder how you deal with yourself.
2 years ago
i been handling my awesome for 32 years now, i can manage it pretty well.
2 years ago
what aboot you, is drinking still the only way to escape the self-loathing? you should try yoga.
2 years ago
yeah and now I'm rocking some slippies.....we can all put it off
2 years ago
did you steal your nieces underwear again?
2 years ago
..........................
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/qzt5sRO.jpg
2 years ago
Billy, come on now.

See the conversation for what it is.
2 years ago
kraz-e eyezd boozer
2 years ago
quit your faggotry
2 years ago
yeah billy, you rube, open your eyes and let the truth shine in!
2 years ago
im not sure im following you
are you lived some
2 years ago
i can see clearly now the brown brown liquer is gone
2 years ago
thats a double shot of brown
2 years ago
I wish I was as "happy" as you
2 years ago
so zekebro, tell us all about the nuts and berries and clay that will cleanse your body.
2 years ago
the secret is to let go, move on, stop with the bad and start with the good.


also yoga. yoga helps lots.
2 years ago
steven it's quite simple. You lay off heroin or w/e and lay off food and your body heals itself
2 years ago
Though, you gotta stop being a douchenozzle first.

It's about getting your whole self under control.
2 years ago
i'm not sure you're ready for it.....
2 years ago
it takes some effort.....
2 years ago
i'm happy as a douchenozzle. i am not sick, not addicted, not poor and not lonely. you seem miserable as fuck.

maybe you should start being a douchenozzle.
2 years ago
I see it didn't take long before you stole douche nozzle from me, and pawned it off as your own.
2 years ago
it's not like you invented it, jack-wagon. zeke's been using it for years. YEARS! he wasn't even born when he started using it.
2 years ago
yeah kurupt, you coined the term.....I'm sorry
2 years ago
it was the same with the alcohol btw
2 years ago
dude......
2 years ago
you guys are my favourite company for pooping
2 years ago
Just unusual that i used it six hours ago, and iv'e never seen it being used on the site before.
2 years ago
enjoy, cuz i'm going now.
2 years ago
Don't forget to give yourself a good douching when your finished, Gull.
2 years ago
noooo, zeeekeee! stay!!! you can say sorry to the ladies and link emo music vids, i promise i'll only laugh a little!
2 years ago
Hallelujah.....let it all just burn

cuz they ain't the type for listenin, and they sure ain't gonna learn.
2 years ago
heather, snap, toaster, lobes, vic, bit, zeke is sooooooo sorry!

he said what he meant but he didnt mean what he say....


SOOORRRYYYY!!
2 years ago
my poop looks like tar
2 years ago
Well I'm not sorry to half of them.

Either way you're high right now.
2 years ago
Gull doesn't get high anymore, i on the other hand am higher than a jaybird
2 years ago
Ia that right? Let him speak for himself....

He's fucked up...

Stop being a fucking cock knocker
2 years ago
zeke, i am perfectly sober. i will however smoke my good morning cigarette in a bit. i had 8 hours of sleep, and now i'll do the dishes from last night and prepare breakfast for my lovely girl and me, i amso boring and normal it's not even funny. snd thst shit makes me sooo happy. you should try it some time.
2 years ago
yeah......that's how sober you are......
2 years ago
it is!
2 years ago
so sober you can't type......
2 years ago
i know i constantly give you shit and belittle you, but that's all coming from a place of pity.. your self-victimization gets to me and so i act out.
2 years ago
yeah, wow, typos.... i must be fucked. no way a finger might slip up on a touch screen when you're sober.

detective zeke cracked the case.
2 years ago
I'm fine. You can stop caring about me.
2 years ago
i would, but a couple days or weeks down the line you will just come back here and start the next annoying pity party.

i wanna see you get better so you can shut the fuck up.... or at least change your tune.
2 years ago
No. I'm done.

There's no reason for me to come back.
2 years ago
what? but there's so many people to apologize to, lyrics to write, songs to link.....
2 years ago
that groundhog won't abduct itself for fucks sake!!
2 years ago
the funny thing is i can walk away

I am sorry for the things i've said and done

but i can walk away and not harp on it
2 years ago
I do feel sorry to three people.....done apologizing
2 years ago
i hope that includes dik
2 years ago
and of course you can walk away, but since you're going in circles you'll always end up back here
2 years ago
in time....
2 years ago
xzekiel The Iron Liver
i'll come on here in 40 days time seagull.
1 week agoreport spam | like | stfu

xzekiel The Iron Liver
42....
1 week agoreport spam | like | stfu
2 years ago
is zeke days a thing like dog years?
2 years ago
ha, you're right. I got drunk.
2 years ago
i'm trying to break my dependency on butts and booze.

I'm working on it.
2 years ago
and the last thing i need is for you to tell me how i won't do it
2 years ago
if you're a decent person just drop it and let me try
2 years ago
dude, liking butts is not a dependency. just admit your homosexuality and move on.... might help with your other issues too.
2 years ago
funny.....
2 years ago
I divided my fifth......drank both

I have a problem
2 years ago
a) i am not a decent person

b) i saw you try time and again, i never saw you succeed

c) i'm not saying you cant make it, i'm saying you can't make it on your own

you're a kitten in a tree, getting up there was super easy, but you will need someone holding a ladder to help you come back down. you'll be better off as soon as you accept that.
2 years ago
you know I've sat here through all the shit you've tried to put me through. I know what my problems are. I don't care what you say. I know i got problems. What are you trying to prove?
2 years ago
everything else will just be an eternal cycle of trying, failing, feeling bad about failing, hitting the bottle to numb the bad feelings til you're sick of your dependency and thus trying again.

if we could hook your addiction to a generator the world energy crisis would be solved
2 years ago
i am sorry to like three people....
2 years ago
you, seagull, you don't deserve forgiveness.
2 years ago
all i am saying is "seek help"

professional help, people, institutions equipped to deal with people like you. you're beyond dealing with yourself. accept that.
2 years ago
Zeke, you ruin mucho.

You make me pathetic by association
2 years ago
you don't deserve me reading what you say
2 years ago
i do neither want nor seek nor need forgiveness.

and the same goes for those three people, i'm sure.

apologize to yourself. treat yourself better.
2 years ago
ok seagull.....you do you
2 years ago
Hey, is Deutschland 83 a popular show in Deutschland?

I like it.
2 years ago
no zeke, you dont deserve me writing the stuff i write. you dont deserve concern, or forgiveness, cuz they're no use to you.

stop hating yourself.

i said my words, you again didnt hear em. we are done.
2 years ago
Zeke, how many times are you going to do this same fucking routine?
2 years ago
never heard of it badger. but i neither own a tv nor do i live in germany anymore. sorry.
2 years ago
As many as I want
2 years ago
who the fuck is this honey-badger fuck ?
2 years ago
Where you at now?
2 years ago
hi Fries....
2 years ago
I'm a certain sexy motherfucker
2 years ago
Me? I'm drunk. And smoking cigarettes....
2 years ago
somewhere else. i dont wanna share tgat info atm
2 years ago
yo zeke
2 years ago
Fries these people are just trying to hammer a square peg in a round hole. It's not important.
2 years ago
Stop with the gay euphemisms
2 years ago
These all can lick my balls.
2 years ago
Goddamn broken record
2 years ago
Bye fries. Have fun on mucho.
2 years ago
You can't possible have any friends or family. They would murder you
2 years ago
Funny...
2 years ago
Another Sage quit
2 years ago
Tbh my brother is hard to get along with, and I don't put much stock in other people...
2 years ago
Nah dude I'm still here
2 years ago
I'ma piss
2 years ago
I wont feign interest in your nonsense
2 years ago
Ok, don't.
2 years ago
you all ahould just kill yourselves


especially the snitch faggot fake ass bird
2 years ago
Will you shut the fuck up? You say the same stupid snitch shit over and over. Fuck off.
2 years ago
eat shit faggot and mind your business nazi sympathiser
2 years ago
snitching might be okay where your favgot ass is from but where im from it makes you shit
2 years ago
i dont give a fuck that you and the snitch are email and facebook faggot friends

mind your fuckin business u candy ass
2 years ago
bitch
2 years ago
Stfu rollo
2 years ago
mind your business you empty cliche
2 years ago
you should really just be quiet rollo
2 years ago
make me faggot


oh right



you cant u impotent nazi



hahahahahahahaaa
2 years ago
also



rollo on his best day


in an alternate universe where he was right famius and handsome





still wishes he could be me
2 years ago
sure
2 years ago
you know it you pussy
2 years ago
Noob
2 years ago
I liked that spider man thingy.
2 years ago
Steven I know you're here it 10am your time
2 years ago
HELLO BirdMan!!
2 years ago
Steven_Seagull
i'm not saying your wife is fat, but when she orders a vienna style schnitzel, she expects a breaded and fried city.
1 day ago

Steven_Seagull
i'm not saying your wife is fat but after the New Horizons pic people are petitioning to give her back her planet status.
24 hours ago

Steven_Seagull
i'm not saying saying your wife is fat but she bought 'super-size me' on dvd cuz she thought that would be a good dieting plan.
24 hours ago

Steven_Seagull
i'm not saying your wife is fat but when you guys go mattress shopping you go for the 'kingdom-size'
24 hours ago

Steven_Seagull
i'm not saying your wife is fat but she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.
24 hours ago

xzekiel The Iron Liver
The thing is, you wouldn't want to face yourself in the morning
24 hours ago

Steven_Seagull
i'm not saying your wife is fat but last time she went to the beach two dudes in a giant battle robot showed up to protect humanity.
24 hours ago

Steven_Seagull
i'm not saying your wife is fat but she could actually rim the pacific.
2 years ago
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