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Midget Sex: The Head Bangers

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If I had $5000 I'd get me two midget hookers, a case of beer and have some midget sex. Then after a few beers I'd have them head-butt my junk for a bit, and then we'd all have rodeo sex. It would be awesome, and a way better story to tell all my friends. Plus, my dick would be massive in their hands.

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by NemesisJames

submitted July 16th 2015

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SquidisJames...
2 years ago
cool story bro.
2 years ago
cool tags too
2 years ago
That's a little disturbing!

Time to make the barrels.
2 years ago
These two women are into everything. There is not a cock size they can't handle and there is not a sex act they won't do and do gleefully.
2 years ago
your mom was the same way i heard

hahahahahahahaaaa
2 years ago
I think Squidley might be that guy who writes the descriptions for the TV guide
2 years ago
sounds like canadian tv has some really weird programming
2 years ago
sounds just like every other internetable whore
2 years ago
internetable?
2 years ago
yes : the ability to be a whore on the internet
2 years ago
i don't think that's a real word
2 years ago
-able can be applied to many words
2 years ago
fries-pleasable
2 years ago
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