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Pirate Booty

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Digging deep for brown treasure

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by loslobos

submitted July 16th 2015

109 comments
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Pirate Booty
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He's still got 2 brown eyes.
2 years ago
Uh los?
2 years ago
Yes?
2 years ago
He kinda looks like Ernst Blofeld from SPECTRE.
2 years ago
well LL seems to think its pirate related just cos eyepatch
2 years ago
Johnny Depp ruined pirates for everybody.
2 years ago
a) johnny depp made pirates awesome again

b) it's also pirate related cuz booty
2 years ago
*gay
2 years ago
OG potc trilogy is amazing, but i do admit i am kinda alone with that opinion
2 years ago
Oh, I liked the movies, don't get me wrong. It's just that to me, jack Sparrow is what you get when you cross Peter O' Toole with Nathan Lane and alcoholism.
2 years ago
mostly he's based on 70s keith richards i believe
2 years ago
why do marlboros have yellow filters in europe but white ones in the us?
2 years ago
played his dad too
2 years ago
so keith richards can tell which continent he's on
2 years ago
Marb lights have the white filters, I believe.
2 years ago
I can see that bird. The Stones played Buffalo last week and swear they all died years ago.
2 years ago
i never liked the stones. buddy of mine saw em live like 4 times over the last 13 years, huge waste of money imho, hugely overrated pompous dick-bags that overstayed their welcome by decades
2 years ago
Yeah, they probably should've hung it up in the 80's.
2 years ago
'dancing in the streets' is where it all went to shit.
2 years ago
They kinda confirmed what we should've known all along lol
2 years ago
humans are so fucking weird
2 years ago
Agreed.
2 years ago
^clearly fisting each other
2 years ago
^Clearly is jelly and wants to join in
2 years ago
there better be some jelly.... that shit is even more unfun without i guess.
2 years ago
that's where they keep their treasure
2 years ago
you and dick_dickson should form a junior detective/joke explaining agency.
2 years ago
sherlock and sherringford or something like that
2 years ago
captain obvious and inspector duh
2 years ago
Foofie and The Dick. Nah, sounds too much like morning radio.
2 years ago
this isn't 'double fisting'
2 years ago
what is it then?

i'm guessing you're down with the lingo
2 years ago
im not 100% sure but I would say this is a 2-handed fisting.
2 years ago
but a 'double anal' is 2 dicks in one butt as well, you dont call that a 2 dicked anal either
2 years ago
a double fisting would only apply when 2 holes are being fisted
2 years ago
I would have thought LL was knowledgeable on this matter
2 years ago
i dont think youre right
2 years ago
Fries, couldn't one refer to that as "two-hole fisting," though?
2 years ago
i think this one is a 'double anal fisting'
2 years ago
Probably, Bird, but that also makes it sound like the dude has two buttholes. English is an odd language like that.
2 years ago
*2 handed anal fisting
2 years ago
and since dudes only can be anally fisted (please dont prove me wrong on this) the 'anal' is kinda redundant, which makes 'double fisting' an acceptable term
2 years ago
Yeah, that's a good point, too.
2 years ago
there's a pic of a greek cyclops (lets call him polyphemos) having two hands shoved up his ass and we argue semantics.... sometimes mucho is still magical.
2 years ago
You should post that, is what I'm thinking.
2 years ago
speaking of, did we ever have a greek muchoer?
2 years ago
I think oster has Greek ancestry, but that's about it.
2 years ago
i'm not even convinced oster is 100% human
2 years ago
Well yeah, that's a given.
2 years ago
your mum had some English in her last night when I sexed her
2 years ago
No, she didn't, because you're gay and like the cock. As usual fries fails and I ruin his joke.
2 years ago
you're horrible
2 years ago
Thank you :)
2 years ago
I was lying anyway.... I wouldnt sex her cos she stinks of rotten cabbage
2 years ago
Just like yer mum.
2 years ago
everybody likes my mum , unlike your mum..
2 years ago
rip mucho sucko
2 years ago
thanks to you fucking retard
2 years ago
i love all your moms on a regular basis


its a humanitarian effort


also take your long assed winded boring as dogshit convos to chat where they belong fucker
2 years ago
sub more shit and less chit chat

that goes for the rest of the touchy feely recipy sharing faggots
2 years ago
in my mind he's whistling 'azurro'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU4310-tynw
2 years ago
in your mind your wishing it was you u faggot

hahahahahahaaa
2 years ago
such gold no appreciation

i hate you all
2 years ago
haha butthurt
2 years ago
i hate you the most

nazi sympathiser
2 years ago
your grandpappy is rolling around in his grave knowing you consort with a nazi

a nazi snitch no less

2 years ago
see how easy i ran the nazi off this time

weak and worthless all of them


hahahahahaaaaaa
2 years ago
you're such a man
2 years ago
finally some recognition


mah nigga
2 years ago
you really are a disgusting bitch arent you
2 years ago
You say that like it's a bad thing.
2 years ago
everything is bad to him. that's what self-hatred will do to a person.
2 years ago
dudes not even hard....
2 years ago
I just kind of said the same thing.
2 years ago
not quick enough dude
2 years ago
although great minds think alike.
2 years ago
We started Mucho around the same time, that's all.
2 years ago
is it time for more 'life of toolman' update subs ?
2 years ago
You're going to have to throw me a bone because I'm all out of ideas, unless you want to see my ass again. This home made whiskey just might just do the trick. Fuck, I haven't even started dinner yet and the wife is yelling. bye
2 years ago
haha... toolman runs
2 years ago
Toolie, can you juggle? I'd pml if you wasted and tried to juggle.
2 years ago
*got wasted. Fuck, its like a virus.
2 years ago
just get drunk, put up a cam and read some walt whitman to us. or t.s. elliot maybe.
2 years ago
or get really really drunk and make it the first few pages of finnegans wake.
2 years ago
"O Toolie, my Toolie..."
2 years ago
i was thinking 'song of myself'. drunk toolman stumbling through 80 pages of indecipherable imagery would be gold. or like i said, elliots wasteland, equally challenging to both reader and listener.
2 years ago
You guys are high, I'm getting another beer while my fries are cooking and now it's time to put on the burgers. Fuck Off!
2 years ago
how aboot 'cooking with toolie' then?

episode 1: burgers and fries

episode 2: beer can chicken

episode 3: methamphetamine
2 years ago
Eh, some dyke already did that on YouTube...think it was called My Drunk Kitchen or something.
2 years ago
but did she cook meth?
2 years ago
Idk, I only saw it once.
2 years ago
What I can't figure out is, these types of people that like things shoved up their asses never seem to be aroused by the act of what ever pleasure they're getting out of it.

* toolman961 gets wood every time he sees his wife sleeping with her mouth opened. *
2 years ago
I bet sleep drooling is proper sexy.....
2 years ago
+her
2 years ago
If I could just find the right medicine, she'd wake up with a soar throat every morning.
2 years ago
ask bilk cosby
2 years ago
bilk....
2 years ago
everyones drunk tonight
2 years ago
acker bilk....
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
look at your keyboard teanigger.. it was an innocent typo


the several absolut and soda have nothing to do with it
2 years ago
The limey's wasted again, prepare for the shitstorm.
2 years ago
its lidl vod again
2 years ago
*downward spiral
2 years ago
in my world vod is video on demand
2 years ago
*happy times
2 years ago
Lidl has video on demand now?
2 years ago
Wait, nevermind, I don't wanna know about the gay porn you watch.
2 years ago
German scat home movies.
2 years ago
recover password
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