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Slimy Sex

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Slime fetish.

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by thatdude420

submitted July 13th 2015

149 comments
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Slimy Sex
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No sex just slim..... if sex was involved I am betting on a nasty infection
2 years ago
You like that slim dick.
2 years ago
You have had more dicks than a Richard convention
2 years ago
that just might be the weakest line i ever read on the entire internet
2 years ago
What the fuck is a Richard convention?
2 years ago
It is nothing but Dick's
2 years ago
Oh.... AKA sent me another letter wanting me to say fuck you to everyone on here but especially Loslobos. The cp charges never held up and he is just in prison for gun charges only.
2 years ago
Cool, you have a pedo friend.
2 years ago
Would you like on the mailing list ?
2 years ago
Nah, I'm good. I wish you two good luck.
2 years ago
Thanks urkey, coming from you that really means something.
2 years ago
Nobody wants aka updates you stupid shit.
2 years ago
Too bad.... you get them anyhow
2 years ago
When your happiness starts meaning anything to me I will leave the site and never come back.
2 years ago
* Heather crosses fingers *
2 years ago
You should cross your legs instead
2 years ago
Like that ^ is gonna happen
2 years ago
perhaps your wife should uncross hers, you might be less of a hateful prick.
2 years ago
So........ you gonna give money to Drum ? Since you are so loving and un-hateful ?
2 years ago
Let me ask you something imbecile. Would you let aka visit you and your family?
2 years ago
Sure
2 years ago
Leave him in the same room with your kids unattended ?
2 years ago
My youngest is 20 ......... so yeah.
2 years ago
Now if I had a 15 year old daughter .... probably not.
2 years ago
But not any young kids then?
2 years ago
hahahahha
2 years ago
I really wouldn't let anyone I don't know well with my kids alone when they would have been young
2 years ago
Then why on earth would you want to correspond with him? He is a shit of a person and would have killed his ex wife if he had the chance. If I can't trust a person I would not let them near my house or family.
2 years ago
I won't just disown someone because they fucked up. If they are my friend I will remain a friend to them.
2 years ago
I hope the ATA is monitoring his emails and who he corresponds with. A little connect the dots would be fun I think.
2 years ago
because dug thinks since aka is a backwoods hick with an affinity for guns, such as himself, he has some sort of kinship with him.
2 years ago
nevermind the assault and cp charges. details details.
2 years ago
You never met him yet consider him a friend. He is a delusional psychopath...
2 years ago
Not worried about it. I have done nothing wrong
2 years ago
That type of gun lover is why honest gun owners have such a fucking shit time in this country.
Think about it...
2 years ago
I don't think it was a secret he was a delusional psychopath long before he got in trouble with the law. True ?
2 years ago
Yet you would have him at your home. You have just confirmed what a total dumbass you are duhg.
2 years ago
dug I don't think you listen to yourself
2 years ago
He is harmless... well at least to people who are friendly towards him
2 years ago
...and you know this how?
2 years ago
how would you know?
2 years ago
I doubt those kids on his SD card did anything to him
2 years ago
I am not worried about it. I don't have a reason not to trust him
2 years ago
lol.
2 years ago
you trust an admitted delusional psychopath.
2 years ago
wow lol
2 years ago
Why did I miss something.... did he rape anyone ?
2 years ago
Did he shoot someone ?
2 years ago
He doesn't even deserve to be on this planet. Is he in fed lockup or state? I hope in state because I would be pissed if any of my hard earned tax dollars are being used to keep that shit alive.
2 years ago
you think those are the only two options??
2 years ago
State
2 years ago
I trust him more than some damn junkie that would steal whatever he could get away with to go buy more drugs
2 years ago
That guy has more shit under his nails believe me.... I guarantee he has done terrible shit and not been caught/convicted.
2 years ago
He had cp saved on a external drive.....do you really think that was a innocent accident? for fucks sake
2 years ago
Does your beard/wife know about your "friendship" with this pile of shit?
2 years ago
IDK.... I could see him having some mixed in with some of age porn and not knowing it was cp. I think he just likes chicks with small boobs.......... note his attraction to LL
2 years ago
um he admitted to having and storing what he knew was cp, keep up.
2 years ago
Yes.... she wasn't real crazy about me giving him my address, but she is over that now.... hehe
2 years ago
She obviously has no clue as to what he really has done.
2 years ago
No.... I told her
2 years ago
You told her your version which is very much convoluted.
2 years ago
He is gonna be in prison for 3-5 years he told me so I don't need to put my house on lock-down for sometime yet.
2 years ago
Yes because there is no chance at all of him having a network of "friends" just like him.
2 years ago
I don't think he is into middle aged men
2 years ago
If he isn't he will be by the time he gets out.
2 years ago
Haha... maybe that might be true
2 years ago
Show your wife that lol....
2 years ago
And dig up his past convictions and let he have a gander at that shit.
2 years ago
The best part of that manifesto was the supposed Google baiting. Great deflection.
2 years ago
- knowingly becomes member of a cp ring
-blames google
2 years ago
He should be locked up for his sentence structure alone.
2 years ago
leaps and bounds above a child molester
2 years ago
you're an idiot.
2 years ago
I never said I agree with what he did.... I am just not gonna forsake him because of it.
2 years ago
Not gonna visit him in prison either.... for that matter
2 years ago
NOT ONE PARAGRAPH EVEN
2 years ago
Isn't that technically only one paragraph?
2 years ago
Aka admitted to saving cp for some bizarre interest of his so wtf does it matter if he didn't get sentenced for it? He's scum. And anyone who encourages scum is as bad as they are.
Fuck you Dug, if you're gonna play nice guy to Aka atleast be smart enough to keep it a secret, this proved you're stupid
2 years ago
I told you once this will come around biting you in the ass, now I can't wait until we war about you being on a red-list of possible affiliates to Akas cp-circle
2 years ago
*we hear
2 years ago
Also "friends"
"He's my friend"

Geezus
2 years ago
You won't be hearing that because it isn't true. I have nothing to hide.
2 years ago
You don't get it so I'll explain
You live in a country that surveillance their population regularly
Any association with a know criminal or suspected sex offender will mark you
Get it?
You're already on a list
2 years ago
I would imagine I am on several .......... as most people are
2 years ago
If the DEAs office contacted a foreign citizen about knowledge of Aka, after they going through his emails and finding what he wrote to me, you must have the brain capacity to see that you too will get affected by it
2 years ago
Difference is that you stand positive to his actions

You're fucked
2 years ago
Like I said I have nothing to hide. I have done nothing wrong so let them look
2 years ago
you still don't get it
2 years ago
I am just not as quick as most to throw someone I know to the wolves. To each their own.
2 years ago
Suppose the right move was to defend Aka infront if all us, when we know what he admitted to
2 years ago
He
Admitted
To
Saving
Child porn

What planet do you live on?
2 years ago
There is several people on here who had problems with the law....... AKA is no different.
2 years ago
Fuck this naivety
Throw yourself to the wolves and spare us the time
2 years ago
I'm suspecting that DEAs above really means DAs....because I don't think our DEA would care about ole Aka....
2 years ago
Also, every country in the world surveils their population on so,e form or another.
2 years ago
District attorney yea
2 years ago
Also, lostlabia is correct. You're an idiot, Dug
2 years ago
I get told that often .... by many people
2 years ago
You might want to start taking the hint. Not that I wouldn't find it hilarious for your idiocy to bite you in the ass.
2 years ago
my favourite part in this entire convo is dug not having a problem with leaving aka alone with his 20 yr old kid.

"it'd be different if he/she was 15 , but at 20 it's legal to let aka possibly rape and murder them"
2 years ago
LOL.

he can't molest a child if there's no child around! hyuk!
2 years ago
exactly, gotta love that reasoning. another great one is:

"cp? gun charges? ex has a restraining order on him? let's be pen pals!"

"YOU LICKED A TRANNIE'S BUTT? WE'RE THROUGH YOU PERVERT!!"
2 years ago
hahahahahahahahah
2 years ago
He's the reason shampoo bottles have directions on them.
2 years ago
he DID try and send moonshine through the mail........
2 years ago
And we let the man own firearms. Smh.
2 years ago
fuck the firearms, the fact that he raised kids and is responsible for the well-being of a large number of animals is way more troubling.
2 years ago
At least you never have to worry about him leaving his tiny village.
2 years ago
even if, i doubt he'd ever leave the US.

there's gays and sharks everywhere.
2 years ago
lmao tiny village, that made me laugh.

and its true. Like seag, I'm pretty sad he's imparted 'knowledge' on humans
2 years ago
he spanked his chickens ffs
2 years ago
"Gays and sharks everywhere" lol
2 years ago
Gays and sharks will be the end of us all............ quick retreat to the tiny villages and collect guns and ammunition.
2 years ago
and build up cp networks!!!
2 years ago
Well, now it makes sense how you Germans lose wars all the time.
2 years ago
i dont even get how that is supposed to be a comeback
2 years ago
dickelodeon
2 years ago
ghostbusters deleted scene
2 years ago
that's murray and weaver
2 years ago
There is no Dana, only Zool.
2 years ago
is that silly putty
2 years ago
your face is silly putty
2 years ago
no
2 years ago
Silly Putty, just for fries http://i.imgur.com/iw7HJHf.jpg
2 years ago
that's not silly ... its sexy
2 years ago
I figured you'd like that...fag.
2 years ago
next time you are imaging somebodies penii in putty at least make it a bit more realistic
2 years ago
Copied from imgur there, genius.
2 years ago
penii is the plural you momo
2 years ago
do you evn latin bro?
2 years ago
one penus

several penii
2 years ago
why stop at just one penis
2 years ago
twss
2 years ago
Fries has a bumper sticker that says that^
2 years ago
*hat and shirt
2 years ago
no, that says

"honk if you wanna bum me"
2 years ago
"My other ride is a scooter!'
2 years ago
*cock
2 years ago
"liberace is my co-pilot"
2 years ago
*I stop to receive anal
2 years ago
"how is my rimming? call 0800-SLURP and let me know"
2 years ago
scooters don't have bumpers...
2 years ago
They make up for it with custom fenders
2 years ago
Good girl
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up tard
2 years ago
The first thing every little boy did with Gak
2 years ago
when i was a little boy your mom used to gak on my cock
2 years ago
also fuck off
2 years ago
recover password