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Noble Gas Flies Man High

Some attention whore decides to fly over the Calgary Stampede using 100 helium balloons as a publicity stunt for his lame company.

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by ToiletDuck

submitted July 8th 2015

14 comments
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ermahgerd @ 1:04
3 years ago
Where do you even buy 100 helium balloons at anymore? The only place I ever see them is at the grocery store to occupy the future cum dumpsters to not annoy me.
3 years ago
First you buy helium from a commercial/industrial gas company, the same place you would buy Co2 or N2 from. Or probably any party supply store. Then you buy heavy duty balloons.
3 years ago
Step 3) Death by stupidity
3 years ago
So ..... Do they have to shoot him down
3 years ago
hopefully with bird shot
3 years ago
Once he got above the clouds, the balloons started popping, so he parachuted down.
3 years ago
Ted was last seen somewhere over the Pacific ocean.
3 years ago
People have been killed doing this.
3 years ago
You should try it
3 years ago
That chair's made of the cheapest Walmart grade plastic. You can glance at those pieces of shit and the legs'll break off.
3 years ago
T+ 00:03 = Instant regret
3 years ago
i wonder if the person died?
3 years ago
Nope.
3 years ago