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Zebra squirts leopard

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Zebra squirts leopard in the face

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by Squidley

submitted July 3rd 2015

115 comments
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comments (115)
If it ain't nude it's not nsfw

Nice sub tho
3 years ago
HMBD LL
3 years ago
HAPPY MUCHODAY LOS@@@@!!!
3 years ago
that dumb old fuck cannot be taught any new tricks
3 years ago
I thought gross rates a NSW?
3 years ago
New South Wales? Wtf?!
3 years ago
That cat won't be able to sneak up on anything for quite some time.
3 years ago
so now its the Daily Mails website
3 years ago
spammy old fuck
3 years ago
Spreading the wealth.
3 years ago
Yum, watermelon juice!
3 years ago
You prefer male watermelon juice
3 years ago
I hate niggers.
3 years ago
** like turtles
3 years ago
What are you on?
3 years ago
I'd guess an apple product
3 years ago
Hey Heather, how ya keeping?
3 years ago
I cant complain, yourself?
3 years ago
How much time have you got?
3 years ago
I'm not going anywhere though my attention is divided
3 years ago
Well unfortunately, this is some heavy shit, so i need undivided attention.
3 years ago
see?

ok, im listening
3 years ago
I don't want to blow the head off you, tell me some shit first.
3 years ago
uh, im sitting in my boyfriends living room, drinking shitty chardonnay and harassing people on facebook because of boredom. That's all I have on this Friday eve.
3 years ago
Well that sounds pretty shit too, so lets call it a draw.
3 years ago
you terrorist mic bastard...share the bad news
3 years ago
Asus ET27, tyvm...
3 years ago
That sounds mexican...
3 years ago
* NixonsGhost raises stars and bars *
3 years ago
it was a good guess
3 years ago
now Im watching world war z so my evening got slightly worse
3 years ago
Fun Fact: jerkstore went to the same high school as brad pitt
3 years ago
Fun fact: I went to the same high school as Richard Gere.
3 years ago
Fun fact: these aren't fun!
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyhk5T6zVUU
3 years ago
Exactly.
3 years ago
That fact was super fun.
3 years ago
I was JUST thinking about BP in True Romance get out of my head
3 years ago
it was very very mildly fun
3 years ago
By mucho standards it was crazy fun
3 years ago
2015 standards yes
3 years ago
WHO GOT RID OF THE STANDARDIZED TESTING
3 years ago
This is the type of shit you yell when you're wasted now?
3 years ago
Most of the fun members have been runnoft
3 years ago
wasted is a stretch
3 years ago
also im an adult now
3 years ago
Only took ya twenty eight years.
3 years ago
yes..... 28
3 years ago
close but no cigar
3 years ago
cue dug in 5...
3 years ago
The answer will be 28 for a few more years.
3 years ago
oh well LOOK
3 years ago
* DangerousDug waves *
3 years ago
he's nothing if not predictable, huh folks?
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/lwj7144.jpg
3 years ago
* Mako wrote that book. *
3 years ago
dug... gay marriage is legal now so there's one thing you can do....
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/UzACzDQ.jpg
3 years ago
well that escalated quickly
3 years ago
I think Dug is just secretly worried that penis is delicious. Just keep blaming those straight people that keep having gay babies, Dug.
3 years ago
lol he's the most in the closet, self loather this side of San Fran.
3 years ago
Oh look, the remora is back.
3 years ago
If it wouldn't be for straight couples there wouldn't be any gays .... well except for shack-ups like Heather, when and if she has a love child
3 years ago
Maybe we should outlaw straight marriage. Has a failure rate of about 50% in the U.S. now.
3 years ago
lmao shack ups, don't kill me
3 years ago
sure why not
3 years ago
what do you call it Heather... co-habitation ?
3 years ago
I guess once you get past the old maid years you become kinda numb to it all
3 years ago
have you fucked anyone other than your wife, dug?
3 years ago
I'm gonna guess no, maybe that's why that penis is so appetizing.
3 years ago
If you are asking me to come to Canada to get some from you .... no thanks
3 years ago
like you own a passport.
3 years ago
LOL
3 years ago
Hahahahahaha!
3 years ago
Well you are kinda the master of penis in the mouth.... not gonna challenge your expertize
3 years ago
* Mako applies water to Dug's burned area *

3 years ago
True no passport.... not needed
3 years ago
dug has a redneck passport... it's his walmart loyalty card
3 years ago
If I would go somewhere it probably would be Canada, been there a couple of times ( pre-passport era )
3 years ago
Here's a giant Eddie Murphy head for no reason whatsoever http://i.imgur.com/3dno3.jpg
3 years ago
fuck walmart. I go there about twice a year. China connection fucking hole
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMoJA30WF84
3 years ago
Have some Obama's + a banana
http://i.imgur.com/gci5zqo.jpg
3 years ago
Clearly photoshopped, but Dug will believe anything.
3 years ago
just the banana
3 years ago
He is just lookin' at some white chicks ass
3 years ago
That's what your wife said.
3 years ago
He was blowing a white guy.... they shopped him out, added the first lady, and added a banana for misdirection....
3 years ago
You fools!!!
3 years ago
Yeah Dug, get it right.
3 years ago
Metal...where the fuck is that jerky brother of yours?
did he pawn his computer for smack?
3 years ago
You can see that missed part of the scrotum in their haste
3 years ago
Barack does like the cock
3 years ago
He'll never be the swell golfer that W is
3 years ago
Says the guy that made a video of himself in briefs running with a gay pride flag.
3 years ago
Now there was a president
3 years ago
Nah, best president ever was William Henry Harrison.
3 years ago
pfffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
you fool!!!!!
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3djXcx2ewQ
3 years ago
Next to Reagan ..... Nixon kicked ass
3 years ago
Gerald Ford..id vote for his corpse today
3 years ago
Nixon over there like:

http://i.imgur.com/cuKedaO.gif
3 years ago
Dammit, couldn't imgur fast enough
3 years ago
But you get my point
3 years ago
You should see my face when I'm mad
3 years ago
according to the books, how Tyrion actually looks
3 years ago
I just want 3 more years of kennedy
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz4BZJvWkmM
3 years ago
Omg! They killed kennedy!
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLo-ylNPXyE
3 years ago
LMAO
3 years ago
Sometimes I feel a little bloated myself.
3 years ago
recover password
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