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Arab Water Park

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Many thanks to the artists over in the Levant for coming up with these intriguing murders.

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by Dick_Richards

submitted June 24th 2015

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I forgot the "Roman nose" tag.
2 years ago
sweet music.
2 years ago
You downvote this worthy vid, but I upvote your comment.

'Cause you need the love, poor sapling.
2 years ago
I downvoted because of go-pro cams.
2 years ago
What've you got against Go-pro?
2 years ago
nothing, but if Isis or the "islamic state" really hate the west...

2 years ago
They're not hipsters.
2 years ago
just granolas?
2 years ago
It's Islamic State. The "IS" or "IL" only denotes their location.
2 years ago
"okay everyone death to america but first we buy go-pro!"

"selfie time"
2 years ago
Those're likely cheap Chinese knock-offs.
2 years ago
Anyway, so you're such a purist you can't see past righteousness to the drownings?

Whatta dick head.
2 years ago
/me turns Oster in to the NSA
2 years ago
Would have upvoted if they had sharks in the pool.....

but cheap ass islamic state couldn't bring any.
2 years ago
Im sure im already on a NSA list.
2 years ago
Those sand niggers don't know anything about salt water fish.
2 years ago
Until they venture out and give me a video of sharks eating people; I will continuously down vote.
2 years ago
You're hard to please.
2 years ago
I think of it as having high standards. The cartels have i'm sure of it.
2 years ago
Well, the cartels are on a different level. They're a more evolved species of human being. For being nearly cave men, IS is pretty good though.
2 years ago
You're telling me mexicans are more developed than arabs?

Please go on.
2 years ago
Sure.

Mexicans have restaurants all over America and beyond featuring authentic food. What's Arabs have beside taxi stands and 7-Elevens?
2 years ago
Plus, Mexicans have a way more subversive way of destroying America than Muslims. Droves as opposed to one blinding disaster.
2 years ago
Arabs took over tech support.. They are just a hidden sleeper cell.

If that isn't an alarm then I guess the mexinuggets win.

I'd love to sit and debate back and forth by my time is running low.
2 years ago
Indians took over tech support.
2 years ago
same shit.
2 years ago
Chinese Japanese, chang-chang-chong we cant understand you.
2 years ago
Japs look different than chinks though.
2 years ago
But yeh, those guys sure play dead good, right?
2 years ago
I just walked into a GD mensa meeting.
2 years ago
Yeh, 'cause none of that wasn't meant absolutely literally.
2 years ago
That grammar isn't helping your cause :(
2 years ago
Please, tell me where I made a mistake.
2 years ago
Right. My point was it wasn't meant literally. Just fucking around.

I don't understand the pseudo intellectual snobs on this site who aim to discredit intended absolute nonsense.
2 years ago
dude.

there's like 4 people active on this site at any given time. Don't concern yourself with what people say or don't say for their mindless entertainment. At this point, it really doesn't matter.
2 years ago
Then why bring yourself to my attention by talking down to me?
2 years ago
like I just said, mindless entertainment
2 years ago
Plus the racist drivel hurt my brain.
2 years ago
Just words. Words are funny. Jap, Chink, Nigger, Cracker, Heeb.

Lighten up.
2 years ago
Sand Nigger. It's all bullshit. Now if I screamed racial epithets at the Arab weirdos who run the Subways here where I live, I'd be a racist dick. Badmouthing races humorously on a dumb website isn't hurting anybody who shouldn't be hurt to begin with.
2 years ago
lol you just whined about being 'talked down to' and in the next sentence, told ME to lighten up? That's hilarious.
2 years ago
Yeh. Lighten up. Not everything is a literal.
2 years ago
is literal.*
2 years ago
lets switch the topic already can we?
hi Heather..can i see some ta tas?
2 years ago
She can't. She's cold.
2 years ago
I'm sure you can, somewhere!
2 years ago
Cryptic.
2 years ago
just boobs without you attached to them is...well,not a party
2 years ago
That's very true
2 years ago
relax dong dickards..no need to start on the "hate the mucho female" bandwagon so many "hetero" guys are on
2 years ago
Hey, tits are tits.
2 years ago
I'm sure Heather an defend herself
2 years ago
word to your mother
2 years ago
so then why are you here>?
2 years ago
*can
2 years ago
I'm not like that, Bill. But I do think it's okay to talk to the female members in the same way I'd talk to a male member.
2 years ago
I guess you wanna see dicks then?
2 years ago
Severe lack of penis around here, I agree.
2 years ago
Either the male users are infatuated with the female members or they hate them. It seems.
2 years ago
oh no doubt..hell...some of the "ladies" on here are indistinguishable from the fellas
2 years ago
Sure, if a dude has a dick with tits, I'll take a good, long look.
2 years ago
And vice versa.
2 years ago
lots of men have tits, especially on mucho I'd gather.
2 years ago
if i want to see some dong..ill look at fry-please's self pic
2 years ago
If I wanna see dick I'll look down when I'm taking a shit.
2 years ago
I haven't been there yet. I'll haveta be in a really bad mood to go looking for that knob.
2 years ago
looking at your penis is limited to toilet time?
2 years ago
Sure, but tits on a dick?
2 years ago
i try not to look at my stickaroo
2 years ago
theres nothing in it for me
2 years ago
that's odd
2 years ago
No, but I can't seem to find the source of that smell, ya know?
2 years ago
Do you stare at your vagina a lot?
2 years ago
I don't avoid it
2 years ago
No, I was asking Fries.
2 years ago
weird, fries isn't online. carry on.
2 years ago
So you get a hand mirror and have "girl time?"
2 years ago
That fairy hovers around.
2 years ago
what's "girl time"?

are you a virgin?
2 years ago
C'mon. Talking to your vag. It wouldn't be "boy time," would it? And besides, I dont know what chicks do when they're thinking up reasons to play doctor with themselves.
2 years ago
Some of the skanks I've been with, it'd be better to be a virgin and not know about them.
2 years ago
yes. my apologies. The natural answer to that statement is definitely "talking to your vag".
2 years ago
and boobs feel like bags of sand.
2 years ago
anything else I'm missing, Rico Suave?
2 years ago
Mmm. Well I learn something new nearly every day.
2 years ago
have you ever had lunch with your anus?
2 years ago
You're very gracious.
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/hBOvXFW.gif
2 years ago
I'm surprised you're not one of those liberals who - amazed that a black man can science - kisses Neil Degrasse Tyson's ass.
2 years ago
nothing quite says douche like that bowtie and suspenders that old goober is rockin
2 years ago
Don't talk about Bill Nye like that!
2 years ago
Hah.
2 years ago
great..
2 years ago
I hate those fuckers
2 years ago
They're entertaining at least.
2 years ago
I mean there's a trust of these dudes coming up with inventive executions.

Think about that.
2 years ago
Inventive? Please. If I was going to kill someone in an inventive way it would be way more creative than this shit.
2 years ago
This isn't inventive? Using a crane to lower some losers in to a swimming pool with great production value? I mean it's got a beginning, a middle, and an end.
2 years ago
I could come up with some domino effect death sequence which would be more comical than effective.
2 years ago
So, your definition of an 'inventive execution' is a tired old movie scene where the protagonist is lowered into water while caged, except this time it actually works.
Inventive to me would be if they strapped raw meat to them, put them in a giant maze at one end and a lion at the other and see if they could make it to a safety cage in the middle. And, even if they did make it, THEN a trap door opens into a pool of sulfuric acid.
2 years ago
ooooor, you could force people to have sex with your mother.
2 years ago
ooooor, I can do Mom jokes , too.

Why, she's no where near as bad as sex with yours.
2 years ago
she's been in the ground for a little over 2 months now, so i'm guessing some necrophiliacs would actually pay good money for her.
2 years ago
Whoa. You're so... inventive.

Here's something I find creative --

A trap door opens revealing a black void. Wham! A pork chop is thrown with enough velocity that when it hits your face it knocks you off your feet. Slowly, a hand, my hand, apparently disembodied because of the darkness of the trap room, rises up, tilts towards you and lackadaisically flips you off.
2 years ago
Damn, Steve. That dead mom shit's bringing me down.
2 years ago
meh. people die all the time.
2 years ago
not nearly enough muchoers though.
2 years ago
Don't be so tough. I'm here for you.
2 years ago
okay, real talk: she was an alcoholic, overweight, had heart troubles and smoked 3 packs a day. that death was a long time in the making and i had a long time to brace myself for it.
also she was kind of a cunt in her later years, most likely from the alcohol damaging her nerves and brain and we hadn't been on good terms in years. so yes, people die, and sometimes it is not that big a deal.
2 years ago
Well in that case. Fuck your mom.

I'm still here for you.
2 years ago
only because you wanna fuck my mom
2 years ago
Dead girls can't say no.
2 years ago
I was going to pst this but you beat me to it.
2 years ago
yeah right
2 years ago
you can sub it tomorrow..im sure youll have forgotten by then
2 years ago
was there something in that water ?
2 years ago
Yes dead Arabs, weren't you paying attention?
2 years ago
He's English, leave fries alone.

* toolman961 fag Britney crys *
2 years ago
the whole of that area should have been nuked years ago.
2 years ago
Should start with London.
2 years ago

Knowing that I was about to die, I'd of at least tried to rip those cameras off their holders just to take the satisfaction away from them watching me die.
2 years ago
Gotta be fake, production value is way too high on this.
2 years ago
The puking dying prick looks pretty real.
2 years ago
That's aspirated water from his lungs. Minor detail.
2 years ago
At first I thought you said aspergers water...

2 years ago
Then I thought you said asparagus water....
2 years ago

Then I stopped taking those ludes I found yesterday...
2 years ago
But on the plus side it is arabs killing arabs if it is real........ that is a win - win in my book
2 years ago
I used "puking" loosely, Cap'n.
2 years ago
But yeh, those fellas sure play dead good, right?
2 years ago
What, beheading, grenades and shooting people wasn't enough? These people are like southpark, just seeing how far they can push the envelope until the entire world declares jihad on muslims.
2 years ago
Hey sup everyone
2 years ago
Noob alert...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIos0ya-yss
2 years ago
Or ALT alert....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIos0ya-yss
2 years ago
take your pick....
2 years ago
Hey sup freaky ass vids here
2 years ago
going with alt... pic is up too quick
2 years ago
These comments are mean as hell
2 years ago
How do I edit that corner picture?
2 years ago
You picked it now you must live with it for all eternity
2 years ago
The other corner picture. Whoa okay with that gif!
2 years ago
Who is the borracist wannabe?
2 years ago
Lol I'm not racist. Was just being clever with the name. 100 percent boriqua.
2 years ago
I'll be back later.
2 years ago
sub a pic of yourself with a sign or you will always be questioned...
2 years ago
Hurry back soon, thanks for stopping by
2 years ago
Be my friend, lawn nigger!
2 years ago
worst acting ever possum..sheesh
2 years ago
Just what we need.... a portablerican
2 years ago
Great.more fuckin' wetbacks.
2 years ago
is the only latino in all of sioux falls.
2 years ago
This could possibly be a new ride at Action Park
2 years ago
is this footage from the action park re-opening?
2 years ago
no. i did not read the comment directly above mine. like i ever read any of the drivel on here.

also, my delivery was better.
2 years ago
no it wasn't...
2 years ago
bitch my delivery was a fucking drone copter thingie.



yours was fries on a scooter.
2 years ago
fries on a scooter > drones
2 years ago
much more frightening...
2 years ago
now... mini fries on a scooter drone copter thingie would be awesome...
2 years ago
something like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ0TgLhlGwM
2 years ago
isn't he a little short for a stormtrooper?
2 years ago
he is... replace storm trooper with a mini fries..... and the hover bike with a hover scooter.... that is the British terror I was imagining...
2 years ago
and the girl is pretty bad as well
2 years ago
My deliveries were better
2 years ago
touche segull....
2 years ago
The delivery oprah of doncaster

YOU GET A CHOW MEIN! AND YOU GET A CHOW MEIN! EVERYODY GETS A CHOW MEIN!!
2 years ago
I'm going to set up a kick starter page to start a mucho toy division... first product... the Fries-Please Vespa Drone
2 years ago
Drones put us out of work you arse
2 years ago
Toy number 2? the Heather binge drinking action figure....
2 years ago
as soon as i realized you weren't talking about sex toys my interest disappeared
2 years ago
The remote will be molded from Jenbirdy's tits....
2 years ago
oh, so it's gonna be one of those toys you just got laying around but never actually wanna play with?
2 years ago
(we call those a "friesmom")
2 years ago
one word
2 years ago
hmmm if I had a mini fries scooter drone I would crash it into ulgy old ladies... just like he does in real life...
2 years ago
How do they keep so calm? I would be losing my shit the whole time.
2 years ago
Im pretty sure they are heavily drugged
2 years ago
Well that would make it worth it
2 years ago
It was drugs or religion
2 years ago
same thing
2 years ago
This sub sucks more cock than the nigger who deleted The Best Sub Ever


OFAR 4EVAR ya cunt.
2 years ago
Freshie you need to stick around this place more often yo
2 years ago
Quit talking like a nigga, yo.
2 years ago
quit talking
2 years ago
I hope your furniture is lost at sea....unrelated hate.
2 years ago
Yeah, so do I. I doled out for all the extra insurances, if they lose my stuff I might actually make a profit.

Unrelated fuck you.
2 years ago
* loslobos moves to Sioux Falls *
2 years ago
You'll be "safe" there.
2 years ago
I "see" what you did there
2 years ago
I don't.
2 years ago
Shouldn't you be on a boat to Gaza by now
2 years ago
ISIS refused my application, something aboot not believing in Allah.
Still hoping that Somali piracy temp agency will get back to me.
2 years ago
That's how they do it in Gaza...http://i.imgur.com/OhMNE2p.jpg
2 years ago
I hope he is going there, but know he'll fuck that up and end up in some other Euro location.
2 years ago
* Steven_Seagull winks and nods *
2 years ago
I better prepare the rape dungeon just in case
2 years ago
FWIW, I'll be in TelAviv on the 8th.
2 years ago
But we can call it "man cave"
2 years ago
Cool...
2 years ago
Pfsh, as if I'd ever move to a commie shithole like swedestan
2 years ago
It's full of assholes.
2 years ago
Damn right, you guys would fit right in!
2 years ago
Me? Maybe. Kjirk? He'd wither and die like a tropical flower on the moon.
2 years ago
* Mako would be cooler than Freddie Jackson sippin' a milkshake in a snowstorm. *
2 years ago
If barret can "survive" in that region, so could the Admiral.
2 years ago
Barret has way better insulation though
2 years ago
Agreed, but I can manage.
2 years ago
We shall see after you get to taste the sour fish and rotten sausage.
2 years ago
Fuck that. I'm betting you don't even eat that shit.
2 years ago
No fuck no. I know what crap is in that shit. Wouldn't eat it even if I was starving
2 years ago
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