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by Jenbirdy

submitted June 24th 2015

88 comments
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'grilled shit' is what squidley brings to the mucho-table
2 years ago
* Vomitcircus orders vomit salad *
2 years ago
I'll take the Ass Burrito.



Make that 2 orders.
2 years ago
*burrito up the ass
2 years ago
Lol.
2 years ago
Bees on wheat actually sounds quite good
2 years ago
Seems like there's nothing to do at work these days.
2 years ago
I'll have the grilled babies and a side of homo fries.
2 years ago
ill order you a tall glass of shut the fuck up
2 years ago
You are a whiny faggot, aren't you? Are you the bitch that gets my homo fries? You are aren't you? Say it. You're my little bitch.
2 years ago
youre my little bitch ?
2 years ago
You clearly don't read well...
2 years ago
steam some pastrami wouldn't you?
2 years ago
* Steven_Seagull looks at sub *


* Steven_Seagull looks at vote *


* Steven_Seagull looks at OP *


*a wild theory appears*
2 years ago
i can't wait for you to preg up again, at least the site is spared from your inane crap when you busy yourself with shitting out retards.
2 years ago
i miss rollo.
2 years ago
^egg and beer queer
2 years ago
And yet, it still suffers seagulls whining and rambling threads.... yay
2 years ago
please show me where i was whining.

i was expressing my absolute disdain for you, which has not changed one iota in the past 3 years. you will always be a dumb noob AW to me.
2 years ago
and stop thinking you're funny. you're not.
2 years ago
Oh, more paragraphs....


Thanks for caring
2 years ago
"tl;dr" and "maed u comment"

the universal signs of being pwned.
2 years ago
also, 4 sentences are "paragraphs" only to the simplest of minds.

just ask sprinkles.
2 years ago
Oh, I read it. I just don't give a fuck what some douche german internet user thinks...
2 years ago
That's racist
2 years ago
did you really just call me an "internet user" ?

that is like the hardest of pwns ever, i am so goddamn insulted!

bitch, at least try.
2 years ago
I guess I should have added "slow" to that :/
2 years ago
you know nothing about my ISP
2 years ago
Seagull being a whiny bitch again?

I did nazi that coming.
2 years ago
I know, reich?
2 years ago
He can go Goebbels a bag of cocks
2 years ago
It would be nice if he'd gestap being such miserable cunt
2 years ago
You 2 girls are perfect for each other.

And still no whining has taken place you illiterate momos.
2 years ago
See, he ruined the pun party :(

WAY TO GO GUY
2 years ago
Hitler or miss, Steve always brings us down.
2 years ago
Who'm I talking to? Guess I'm just showering you with gassy rhetoric.
2 years ago
It's over dick, captain fun killed it.
2 years ago
A per usual...
2 years ago
Well, we'll have to pick this up fuhrer down another thread.
2 years ago
He's just no pun whatsoever that guy
2 years ago
He's a regular thread nazi.
2 years ago
Oops, meant to like that but hit STFU.
2 years ago
TRAITOR!
2 years ago
60 lashes and a sriracha enema!
2 years ago
That's a regular saturday night for dick...
2 years ago
Spider enema?
2 years ago
I like where this is going...
2 years ago
Pfft. That's my Tuesday afternoon.
2 years ago
I'll take the biggest spiders you can find.
2 years ago
* Jenbirdy throws glitter *


Well, now it's special
2 years ago
A proper conrholing with a broomstick coverered in barbed-wire, followed by a lemon juice and diesel enema, then taking a match to it...
2 years ago
/me plays Gary Glitter and exposes himself to the black kids in his neighborhood
2 years ago
Better wrap that wire 'round a Louisville Slugger first, pal.
2 years ago
"Look, Tyrell, it's true what they say about white folks!"
2 years ago
"Know, right?! That cracka does have pink nipples!"
2 years ago
* Sprinkles sweeps up all the loose glitter on the floor and puts it in a bag for the next mucho german sparkle party *
2 years ago
Wait! I just put on my party pants
!
2 years ago
* Jenbirdy sprinklers *
2 years ago
* Sprinkles giggles and blushes *
2 years ago
Is that what happens when you laugh, Jen?
2 years ago
I only pee myself when I cough, tyvm
2 years ago
Ever laugh so hard you cough?
2 years ago
No
2 years ago
geez
2 years ago
This thread is lamer than Stephen Hawkings legs
2 years ago
He's gotta sharp mind though. And a kewl wheelchair.
2 years ago
And smart, which is more than some of the people commenting above
2 years ago
You're jealous of Jenbirdy, we get it.
2 years ago
you unbearable spineless faggot.
2 years ago
White-knighting lobos. You're such a boring, predictable drone.
2 years ago
I just called you dumb amongst others, but you're too dumb to make the connection
2 years ago
* loslobos scrolls up *

Speaking of white knights with brown noses
You'll never learn not to throw stones in glasshouses huh
2 years ago
Hiss s'more at Jenbirdy, sheriff...

* Sprinkles looks at Jen's subbed nudes then at lobo's subbed nudes *


No wonder you're Jealous.
2 years ago
You're way off. My existence doesn't depend on another woman. Or man for that matter.
2 years ago
I'm clearly wasting my time talking to you
2 years ago
What took you so long to figure that out?

Dumb Swede stereotype reinforced.
2 years ago
Clit sammich on rye, hold the mayo.
2 years ago
...and a large portion of homo fries
2 years ago
Nah, I'm staying away from the fried foods. Homo fries sounds like a good nickname for you.
2 years ago
hummus on fries is delicious
2 years ago
I'll take the hummus, hold the faggy limey.
2 years ago
You'd love some fries in you
2 years ago
Sweet potato fries are the bomb. British fries are kinda soggy and limp.
2 years ago
You're thinking of chips. Chips made with new potatoes taste awesome though
2 years ago
New potatoes are good. I like Yukon Gold and purple potatoes, personally.
2 years ago
And I was thinking of home fries, not chips.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f6l1QljpMo
2 years ago
I want..
2 years ago
recover password