points: 30

hamback

He's always a hit at parties

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by Jenbirdy

submitted June 23rd 2015

32 comments
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I want to take a cheese grader too it...
2 years ago
*cheese danish
2 years ago
a cheese grader?

US educational system is WEIRD.....
2 years ago
I want to take a 1st grader to it.
2 years ago
that's what possum said.


also shut the fuck up scarlet. we haven't forgotten.
2 years ago
Sorry must have missed the post. I swear I'm not scarlet.
2 years ago
People neeeever lie online
2 years ago
Except those smelly Europeans. They lie constantly.
2 years ago
Scarlet was a narcissistic young woman. I am clearly a broken old man.
2 years ago
a signed pic would be a good way to prove that. shut your fucking face til then.
2 years ago
Ask buttfungus to pose a pic or two
2 years ago
No pics. Post a picture of myself on the interwebs what harm could that do?
2 years ago
you could be exposed as an ugly bulldyke with wonky tits i guess.

oh....wait.
2 years ago
How did I become associated with scarlet when she was clearly Barret
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up nobody
2 years ago
Hey, I know some very nice bulldykes with wonky tits.
2 years ago
that palpable desperation and need for acceptance seeping out of every single one of your comments is what makes it so painfully obvious who you are, sadbags.
but hey, you can always reactivate buttfungus, scarlet and darkangelyue or whatever that other one was and give yourself props until all our doubts are purged.
2 years ago
looks like a hotdog in a bun...IF you squint
2 years ago
I like how it has its own ass crack.
2 years ago
That is some wicked road rash.
2 years ago
thats the biggest keloid ive ever seen. also thats the first keloid ive ever seen on a white dude
2 years ago
That's a chick... look at the pink stripes on those shorts
2 years ago
I'm white and have a keloid...wanna guess where it is?
2 years ago
upstate new york, like the rest of you?
2 years ago
WRONG
2 years ago
* Mako is in western NY. *
2 years ago
it's all the same to me
2 years ago
Upstate NY is the Adirondack mountains. Like where those two dudes escaped from the prison. I live twenty minutes from Niagara Falls.
2 years ago
Remember, I don't claim Buffalo. Never liked the city.
2 years ago
whatever happened to those dudes? it was in the german media when it happened but then died down like a black bible hour that welcomed a white person for the first time (yup, that was in our media as well, apparently we don't have enough real issues to concern ourselves with)
2 years ago
Well, the latest is that the state police found their DNA on a water bottle and a peanut butter jar, that were in a burgarized cabin. They figure it had only been about 24 hours since they had been in there. Plus, they found a sock with some blood on it in the same area, and they're testing that. A corrections officer at the prison was also charged yesterday. He brought a frozen hamburger patty to one of the escaped inmates, without scanning it for metal first. Naturally, there were drill bits and saw blades in it. Whether he intentionally didn't scan the meat, nobody knows.
2 years ago
drill bits in a frozen burger pattie....

that sounds made-up somehow. like out of a tv show or something.
2 years ago
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